The Laugh More Daily Thread

[ericjosepi]

There's been a lot of heavy debate that's been kind of angry and bitchy so my idea is to just post what ever random stuff that makes you laugh. Youtube vids and random pics are welcome but no digg spam, please.

I'll start off and set the bar... at an easily attainable level.

Super Bingo (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1790039)

Gotta love picnicface.

[ryudo]

Zelda pain in the ass prt1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxVjNLPVhI


prt 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyHjlPbBnZE&feature=related

[magunwarrior]

Half-Life: FLC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs (Everyone and their mother has seen this, but I still laugh hysterically whenever I watch it)

Human Tetris http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84_QL1kEmH4

Self Defense http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM

Freelove Freeway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JitDWQI9qc

[skyz]

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn , so if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don’t succeed…… skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

12. Some days you’re the bug, some days you’re the windshield.

13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

17. There are two theories to arguing with a women - Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

source (in comments) (http://zenhabits.net/2008/03/the-magical-power-of-focus/)

[ericjosepi]

This made me giggle
http://www.theoutercircle.com/comics/2008-03-19.gif

[ryudo]

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/09-15-04-firstdate.swf

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-03-06.jpg

[patch]

Well, I don't think this will give anyone a laugh, but maybe a smile is just as good?

http://image.bayimg.com/kajipaabd.jpg

My new puppy (be here on the 27th). Naming her Moxie.

[ryudo]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2903/1401uh4.jpg

[rabidbadger]

haha. classic.

[patch]

The second panel is a bit disturbing... Look at whats in his hand...

[rabidbadger]

ooh. missed that. haha. (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

[patch]

There is if you're planning on using it on a 14 year old girl...

[rabidbadger]

oh, shit. you are right! I didn't get the code in the first panel... old fart here...

[patch]

oh, shit. you are right! I didn't get the code in the first panel... old fart here...

Tried using something like Beano? I've heard it works well. :p

[skyz]

Well, I don't think this will give anyone a laugh, but maybe a smile is just as good?

http://image.bayimg.com/kajipaabd.jpg

My new puppy (be here on the 27th). Naming her Moxie.

what pretty girl

she looks like ebony very special ;)

[patch]

what pretty girl

she looks like ebony very special ;)

I'm not sure if she's going to stay black. I know that one of the pups from the litter before her turned grey after a few months. I'd like those two little white patches to become a little more pronounced and over all stay black. But whatever she turns out looking like will be good, as long as she's happy and healthy. :)

[ryudo]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9416/011231eh3.gif
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6696/061127fb7.jpg

[damnedeyez]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/6696/061127fb7.jpg

That's highly amusing...particularly since those celebrity cutouts are one of two things that made me stop watching years ago.

[rabidbadger]

that strip aint doing it for me. and I need humor right now.

[ryudo]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5315/200407191jy3.jpg

[rabidbadger]

ok, thats much better, haha.

[ryudo]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9295/vistaexperienceer2.jpg
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/672/200211261hj2.gif

[ericjosepi]

Little misogynistic but still kinda funny
http://uxxb.com/ALBUM/sexism.jpg

Whereas, this is just great!
http://uxxb.com/ALBUM/peta.jpg

[magunwarrior]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080319.jpg
-
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080111.jpg
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070919.jpg
-

[tokenuser]

http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/strips/aglite275.jpg

[tokenuser]

The second panel is a bit disturbing... Look at whats in his hand...The pickle isn't green?

[patch]

The pickle isn't green?

Try a little more.... Battery operated...

[ryudo]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4889/20071031eu7.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7034/20070601fk8.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2004-03-23.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2004-04-28.jpg

[patch]

http://cectic.com/comics/125.png

http://cectic.com/comics/121.png

http://cectic.com/comics/122.png

http://cectic.com/comics/124.png

[magunwarrior]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080225.jpg

[rabidbadger]

magun, that's not funny, that's sick haha.

[ryudo]

magun, that's not funny, that's sick haha.

You must have never played Kirby or Smash bros before to get it.:p


http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/421/200306061xu7.jpg
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7100/200607071vn2.jpg

[ariastar]

I just hurt myself laughing. For once.

[ariastar]

How do I rate this thread as full of win?

[rabidbadger]

damn, I'm old... haha

http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/38/706442384424.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5886/moontinyzk6.jpg

[rabidbadger]

this is my new fave thread, btw

[ericjosepi]

this is my new fave thread, btw

Me, FTW

[ericjosepi]

This is always worth a giggle (http://www.sr.se/cgi-bin/Src/sing/sing.asp?key=undefined). It's a flash app that lets you write random shit into a text box, searches an index of captured lyrics and phrases from songs, and plays back the words all chopped and scrambled.

[magunwarrior]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20071119.jpg
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060803.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7868/lol47983ih5.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-invisible-beer-opener-cat1.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4144/iisnotamallowhx0.jpg

[magunwarrior]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-deer-under-trampoline.jpg

[techliveadmin]

Magnum!!! that was hilarious. Took me a moment to get it tho lol ROFL btw what does FTW mean???

[rabidbadger]

must watch vid. (http://www.maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html) not a rick roll, or whatever...

[magunwarrior]

must watch vid. (http://www.maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html) not a rick roll, or whatever...

From the same improv group
http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/

[ericjosepi]

This is brutal. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718)

That's really all I can say.

[rabidbadger]

From the same improv group
http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/

yeah, they rock. I put both on pownce the last few days.

[rabidbadger]

bummer, these collegehumor.com vids are unplayable on my old ibook :(

[techliveadmin]

Hey I have one....why did the chicken cross the road?

Get ready for this....to get to the OTHER side hahaahha lol


It's me on a sugar induced laugh my a$$ of moment :)
We all go crazy sometimes.

[rabidbadger]

from here: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F#Variations)

There are many riddles that assume a familiarity with this well-known riddle and its answer. One class of variations enlist a creature other than the chicken to cross the road. For example, a turkey or duck crosses "because it was the chicken's day off." Another variant: "Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Because chickens weren't invented yet."
Punning variations include "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?" to which the answer is "Because he had no guts," or "He had no body to cross with him." "Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? To 'lay it on the line'." Or one might change the circumstances and the word "side", such as "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
Another class of variations, designed for written rather than oral transmission, employs parody by pretending to have notable individuals or institutions give characteristic answers to the question posed by the riddle. Variants on this theme are virtually endless.
Some variations work by elaborating on the circumstances of the event described by the joke. "Why did the chewing gum cross the road?" "Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot." Others employ anti-humor by giving a "rational" answer that is also absurd: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because it had no frontal lobe." Other variants go for shock value: "Why did the dead baby cross the road?" "Because it was stapled to the chicken." But most just set out to amuse like Kermit the Frog's infamous answer to the riddle: "Because an angry Swede was chasing it with a cleaver!"
In the movie Stripes, a reference to the joke occurs in an impromptu marching cadence: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left ... to the right!"
The joke is reportedly codified into law in at least one municipality. A Quitman, Georgia ordinance prohibits chickens from crossing the road.[4]
In describing his experiences touring with The Residents on the laser disc documentary 20 Twisted Questions, illusionist Penn Jillette stated that one member of the band told this version: "Why did man invent God? To get to the other side."

[rabidbadger]

why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

[rabidbadger]

What is big, red and eats rocks?

[rabidbadger]

and.../or...

What is big, red and eats sand?

[patch]

A fat crackhead at a beach?

[ryudo]

One of my friends edited this one day and I loved it and thought I should share

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5964/lamenessxtremeyr0.jpg

[magunwarrior]

This is just plain amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk&feature=related

[ryudo]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5966/edumactionkatcf5.jpg
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2787/cutekitty22ux8.jpg

[magunwarrior]

I just watched chapters 1-22 of Trapped in the Closet by R Kelly...and if you want to laugh your ass off...look no further.

[ryudo]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1631/05e2120dc4pe8.jpg

[magunwarrior]

http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcom08h72vd7tx8mmy4r.jpg

[rabidbadger]

and I thought Furries were weird...

[rabidbadger]

http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/27/lolcatsdotcom08h72vd7tx8mmy4r.jpg

I'm more impressed with how you balance the bukkit on your tail..

[ryudo]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/3497/halloweenkidzu0.jpg

[tokenuser]

http://applegeeks.com/lite/strips/aglite280.jpg

[magunwarrior]

I just watched chapters 1-22 of Trapped in the Closet by R Kelly...and if you want to laugh your ass off...look no further.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoerF1sDTVM&feature=related

Case in point, I'm really not sure if R Kelly was joking when he wrote this shit.

[patch]

Case and point

Its "case in point".


http://cectic.com/comics/126.png

[magunwarrior]

Its "case in point".



Its also shut the hell up.

[ericjosepi]

This music video rules and is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D319TSkfvyU

[magunwarrior]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-bbq-hates-winter-snow.jpg

[ericjosepi]

Remember the Hosentier? He has nothing on this!
http://cad-comic.com/comics/20080105.jpg

Hey magun... i think you chased off Patch... bring 'em back dammit!

[magunwarrior]

Hey magun... i think you chased off Patch... bring 'em back dammit!

*Casts level 3 Resurrection on Patch.*

[patch]

*Casts level 3 Resurrection on Patch.*

*is brough back with 3/4 hit points and -4 to all skills for 10 minutes*

*attempts humor*

http://explodingdog.com/37svn2007/thesearentfunny.gif

[magunwarrior]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080312.jpg

[patch]

Title: He Has Come to Take Us to A Better Place
http://www.explodingdog.com/drawing/hehascometotakeustoabetterplace2.gif

[magunwarrior]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080307.jpg

[patch]

http://cectic.com/comics/099.png

http://cectic.com/comics/098.png

http://cectic.com/comics/097.png

http://cectic.com/comics/096.png

[patch]

http://cectic.com/comics/095.png

http://cectic.com/comics/094.png

http://cectic.com/comics/092.png

http://cectic.com/comics/091.png

Okay, I'll stop. Lol. I love cectic.

[patch]

*sneaks another in*

http://cectic.com/comics/090.png

[ericjosepi]

Mike Tyson's BRUNCH OUT!!! (http://www.channelfrederator.com/methminute39/episode/TMM_20071025)

[tokenuser]

Hey I have one....why did the chicken cross the road?

Get ready for this....to get to the OTHER side hahaahha lolWhy did the computer cross the road?

It was programmed by a chicken.

[ericjosepi]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/artolog/355522101/sizes/l/

St. Mary's Boob. SFW

[magunwarrior]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2362618676_36a1253953_o.jpg

[bani-banan]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7979/1206581771475sj5.jpg

wow...

[ericjosepi]

This shit-bag hooptie (http://www.nexopia.com/forumviewthread.php?tid=6088913) was parked outside a building at my school today. It's a Pontiac Sunfire that someone has actually made more shitty. There are luggage locks on the hood-pins and it has fucking Lambo doors.

This is worth a huge laugh!

[tokenuser]

Classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTN3h-b9nU)

[phatlip12]

http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/houdini.jpg

[njshadow]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080307.jpg



http://xboxer.tv/ScreenShot00096.jpg

[ryudo]

^ yes we knew.
We are mostly made up of geeks/gamers you know.

We don't need capt obvious.:p

[rabidbadger]

http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/houdini.jpg

THIS is hilarious!

[rabidbadger]

Classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTN3h-b9nU)

dang, the awesome stuff I miss without cable. classic indeed...

meanwhile, import from early blackfox...

craig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2aE4lE72ks&feature=related)

[tokenuser]

craig (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2aE4lE72ks&feature=related)Awesome - not a name that appear in songs that often. I knew it was gaelic, but had no idea about its biblical origins :)

BTW - thanks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tWeFFPKGs&NR=1).

Should I rename this thread Blackfox 2.0 and be done with it?

Oh yeah ... I'd like to dedicate this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYTsuqfy_4) to a couple of people in the audience ... you know who you are ;)

[rabidbadger]

more relgious stuff? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c&feature=related) I thought we put a hold on that....

but speaking of monotheism, there is but ONE blackfox. that would be like writing a sequel to the old testament.... oh, wait...

[tokenuser]

more relgious stuff? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARAwp-lvI6c&feature=related) I thought we put a hold on that....

but speaking of monotheism, there is but ONE blackfox. that would be like writing a sequel to the old testament.... oh, wait...Yeah ... so true. The ISSers (who are really the infected - praise be unto them for they shall inherit the net) would think there was only one true BlackFox thread, the GDers would claim that the sequel chronicled the rightful son of thread, and that would piss off the iFanboys who would claim it was just a thread that continued the story, and their thread told an equally important tale. Meanwhile the RADders would be storing all arcane knowledge they can for the second coming of the dudes from Planet Q.

[rabidbadger]

I have NO idea what you just said....

[damnedeyez]

Meanwhile the RADders would be storing all arcane knowledge they can for the second coming of the dudes from Planet Q.

But...Steve is still around, what do you mean 'second coming'.

[tokenuser]

But...Steve is still around, what do you mean 'second coming'.Very true (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLfNDu32nYg).

gLfNDu32nYg

[rabidbadger]

dude, you are a mod, you DO know youtube embedds died ages ago here, yes?
unless you know something we dont...

[tokenuser]

dude, you are a mod, you DO know youtube embedds died ages ago here, yes?
unless you know something we dont...I live in hope that one day they are fixed, and suddenly all the embedded videos will start playing at once, bringing Google to its knees.

[ericjosepi]

http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comics/076.png

[tokenuser]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-kitten-wont-drink-kestone-light-beer.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-shakespeare-ape.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-knocks-birdhouse.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-knocks-birdhouse.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-bbq-hates-winter-snow.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6662/lgangstacatwy7.jpg
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1005/kittengamersj9.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4452/linkkittenbm9.jpg

[magunwarrior]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-bbq-hates-winter-snow.jpg

I already posted that! Have some originality! :p

[rabidbadger]

ahh, but I posted it cause I woke up to a bunch of snow and was pissed. ;)

[ericjosepi]

ahh, but I posted it cause I woke up to a bunch of snow and was pissed. ;)

So did I... but it all melted away now... damn not spring!

[ryudo]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/428/8bnvpyqbr4.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/moonwalk.png

[rabidbadger]

more here... (http://creativebits.org/rejected_pepsi_star_wars_promo_items)

http://creativebits.org/files/jabba-beanbag.jpg


http://creativebits.org/files/cockpit-sunshield.jpg

http://creativebits.org/files/starwars-3.jpg

[ryudo]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/jeffs-first-date.php

[rabidbadger]

well that was just annoying... haha

[ericjosepi]

well that was just annoying... haha

I could post the NO YOU! video again...

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GY4gpmvMjrY&feature=dir

[ericjosepi]

Xibby, I really need names and titles here... This country barrier is bullshit

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtgd6FGC2Fw&feature=related

[ryudo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GY4gpmvMjrY&feature=dir

Right now I am not for any of the big runners but really really against hillary and penn just made me smile ear to ear.

[rabidbadger]

I been askin xibby for YEARS to post names and artists. It just wont take... must be congenital. haha

[rabidbadger]

alsobeenaskinghimtousespacesandpunctuationandcapit alletterstoo.

aint gonna happen. haha. (love you xibby) :)

[ericjosepi]

It's just that I need the names and artists or at least the video title to get past the fucking 49th firewall bullshit

[rabidbadger]

back on track...

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-10-01.jpg

[esophagus]

http://www.multiplexcomic.com/images/strips/multiplex-017.jpg

[tokenuser]

Hitler sings the Beatles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO88hJDnnik) ... and plays banjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-UYmc69GI).

[ryudo]

Hitler sings the Beatles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO88hJDnnik) ... and plays banjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-UYmc69GI).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4loUzBkHf4 :p

[rabidbadger]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/rule_34.png

[tokenuser]

I had to check ...

Yep ... www.wetriffs.com ... check out the gallery :)

[rabidbadger]

oh, god eric, if you are out there... you gotta do this. for me ... please? pretty please? :D

[ericjosepi]

oh, god eric, if you are out there... you gotta do this. for me ... please? pretty please? :D

I really don't see that happening...

[rabidbadger]

bummer. haha. well, never hurts to ask.

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls

[njshadow]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/1337cereal_001.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4782/takethetightropesv5.jpg

[ericjosepi]

For the record, I'm Ramon in this situation (black hair'd guy)
http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-02-28.jpg

[tokenuser]

Badger BananaPhone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone)

[rabidbadger]

Badger BananaPhone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone)

dammit. that's an earworm. gonna be running through my head all night.

[rabidbadger]

for eric, haha

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-sarcastic-hairless-cat.jpg

[tokenuser]

For Xibalba - because he is looking for a bike company ...
and Badger - because I think its something he'll get a laugh out of.

The rest of you can enjoy it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7epCqDDrIw

W7epCqDDrIw

[xibalba]

I can not remember the companies name. Blah.

[ryudo]

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5920/publicappearanceig0.jpg

[heyseuss]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMShvQa4SI0&eurl=http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=762827

[rabidbadger]

crazy shit, heyseuss.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-boo-aaah-fish-two.jpg?w=500&h=750

[vahnx]

Zelda pain in the ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxVjNLPVhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyHjlPbBnZE&feature=related

Hahaha

[vahnx]

Some of my Youtube Favorites:

Bill Gates Runs Like A Girl (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5UvjT-Xk-zs)
Call For Help - Chris Pirillo - Sh-Sh-Sh-Shame On You! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MH5bXmslVwc)
Daryn + Leaf Blower (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rxzW1DHNJZQ)
David Blaine Street Magic: YouTube Edition! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY)
Kevin Rose's Mom Sends Email "Internet Not Working" (http://youtube.com/watch?v=x06BnIqHv1E)
Mushroom Kingdom Massacre (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DdEi0no59NI)
New Lemon Party Commercial (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9shrf3s5Wgo)
Price is Right contestant gets outed! Sort of... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=_CDGzX_L0G8)
Re: IMHO Attack of the Show (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vRXLY8dKkYY)
Russian Roulette Game Show USA Drop Montage #1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=V7_cgU7JSJg)
Sopranos Joke Book (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vIgosHvo3r4)
unbeknown to chris pirillo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=hh-5zbs38ro)
Unnecessary Censorship 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dhcam-hmbK8)
Where are you Going? Tom Green (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pfm8-zAenek)
Whose Line Is It Anyway-Bald Hoedown (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xDKSyilX6k0)

[tokenuser]

I'm a cyber troll and I'm okay,
I troll all night and I flame all day.

He's a cyber troll and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I set my sites, on a friendly folk,
I know they all hate me
On forums I go trolling
And catch some pawns for tea

He sets his sites, on friendly folk
He knows they all hate he.
On forums he goes trolling
And catches pawns for tea

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I wreck their threads, give them the hump
I laugh as sites turn sour.
I put on my disguises,
And screw around for hours.

He wrecks their threads, gives them the hump
He laughs as sites turn sour
He puts on his disguises
And screws around for hours

He's a cyber troll, and he's okay,
He trolls all night and he flames all day.

I break down threads, I rant and rave,
Got twelve identities
And no one knows my gender
Or knows just who I be

He breaks down threads he rants and raves
Got twelve identities
And no one knows his gender
Or knows just who he be

He's a cyber troll, and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He trolls all night and he flames all day

[rabidbadger]

http://i26.tinypic.com/141iqlh.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.comix-mill.com/comix/lwtw/lwtw04.jpg

[ericjosepi]

...slipknot retard removed...

I hate my generation.

In funnier news, did you hear about the gay midget who came out of the cupboard?

[rabidbadger]

no, was he accepted by his family and friends? If not, could he "dish" it out as much as he could take it.

I love to hate a good bad joke

[tokenuser]

For Xibalba - because he is looking for a bike company ...
and Badger - because I think its something he'll get a laugh out of.

The rest of you can enjoy it too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7epCqDDrIw

W7epCqDDrIwPsst videos are back.

NO MORE RICKROLLING!

<youtube>VideoId</youtube> ... sub [] for <>

[rabidbadger]

whoooo hoooo!

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-04-10.jpg

[xibalba]

Has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in along time.
Know who he is? haha
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q291/xibalbathirteen/hahahaha.jpg

[ericjosepi]

Has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in along time.
Know who he is? haha
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q291/xibalbathirteen/hahahaha.jpg

Did Moby start eating meat again?

[xibalba]

It's fred durst

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-moose-jet-planes.jpg

[ericjosepi]

It's fred durst

Wow... wow he looks worse than the things on the cover of chocolate starfish

[ericjosepi]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-moose-jet-planes.jpg

WE R IN YR BASE! POOPIN ON YR RUNWAY!

[bani-banan]

http://pizdaus.com/pics/bbPhCEb9JDn7ctKrq7.jpg

[ryudo]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7262/2043881242236ee8019eohm6.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.marketinghipster.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/iphone-funny.gif

[rabidbadger]

http://forumpolitics.com/images/funny-cop-pic.jpg

[rabidbadger]

yeah, I'm home sick, with nothing better to do but try to make my rev3 buddies smile...

http://www.innocentenglish.com/img/funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/funny-sign1-tm.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://mozey.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/funny-breakup-billboard-mssage.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.myblam.com/Media/pictures/thumbnails/653-funny-warning.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.aclevercookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny_signs_gallery_4.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.aclevercookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/funny_sign_dogs.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.aclevercookie.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bear.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://sinsear777.smugmug.com/photos/257439746_dHKj7-S.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://sinsear777.smugmug.com/photos/234582098-O.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://sinsear777.smugmug.com/photos/234582106-O.gif

[rabidbadger]

http://www.bautforum.com/attachments/fun-n-games/6822d1197316137-funny-pictures-thread-hold_578618-funny_sign.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.weiady.org/images/art/humor.1.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nintendo_surgeon.png

[tokenuser]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3149/2306824011_4e47dfe664_o.jpg

I put my cellphone in the hotel room safe for comparison.

The warning label raises the question ... what do people store in hotel room safes that could be suffocated?

Was this warning put in because of Britney Speares (small children), or Paris Hilton (small dogs), one of the Olsen sisters (other sister), or Gary coleman's wife (Gary Coleman)?

[md2389]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFzDq6AnR5I

Christopher Judge (of Stargate SG-1 fame) gets introduced to the concept of furries. :D :D :D

[rabidbadger]

this thread needs a bump up and so do I...

Man laws.

1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.
2. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
3. When questioned by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.
5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out “BULLSHIT!” (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
8. Complaining about the brand of free beverages in a buddy’s refrigerator is forbidden. But you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered “lucky” are not applicable in this case.
10. Agreeing to distract the skanky friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
11. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
12. Before dating a buddy’s ex you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it. He is however allowed to say, “man, you’re gonna love the way she licks your balls”.
13. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
14. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem - You didn’t see nothin’.
15. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a best friend’s birthday is strictly optional, and slightly gay.
16. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire, and threw it into a ceiling fan.
17. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddy’s girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal’s boyfriends - Low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
18. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, never appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
19. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
20. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her ugly, whiny friend up with your pal, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
21. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
22. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
23. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the past 24 hours his actions have caused you to think “What this guy needs is a good ass whuppin’, then you may sit back and enjoy.
24. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
25. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favour of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.
26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
27. Never join your girlfriend/wife in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.
28. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting:
“Yeah, baby, push it!”
“C’mon, give me one more! Harder!”
“Another set and we can hit the showers”
“Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?”
29. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.
30. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you’re on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod will do just fine.
31. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.
32. You can not rat out a friend who show’s up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
33. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chances of getting any either.
34. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “Fuck off!” then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.
35. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly “just a friend”, go at it, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
36. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait.
37. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.
38. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
39. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
40. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
After being struck in the testicles with anything moving faster than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
41. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
42. A man’s shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
43. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
44. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.
45. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has drunk in a night.
46. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach, and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel, and it’s free.
47. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which could be perceived as a mattress.
48. If you jiggle more than twice, you’re playing with it.
49. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
50. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining a threesome with two girls.

[ericjosepi]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-04-23.jpg
http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-04-17.jpg

[ericjosepi]

This may explain why I have no luck...
http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-09-24.jpg
http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2003-10-01.jpg

[rabidbadger]

nice old and new juxtoposition with the red head eps. and I nearly put up the gay ep myself, but I do enuf gay stuff here. haha

[tokenuser]

this thread needs a bump up and so do I...

Man laws.

2. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.
6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.
10. Agreeing to distract the skanky friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
12. Before dating a buddy’s ex you are required to ask his permission and he in return is required to grant it. He is however allowed to say, “man, you’re gonna love the way she licks your balls”.
14. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem - You didn’t see nothin’.
15. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a best friend’s birthday is strictly optional, and slightly gay.
19. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who is playing.
20. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her ugly, whiny friend up with your pal, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
21. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.
26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.
28. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting:
“Yeah, baby, push it!”
“C’mon, give me one more! Harder!”
“Another set and we can hit the showers”
“Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?”
30. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you’re on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod will do just fine.
31. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her.
35. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly “just a friend”, go at it, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
38. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.
40. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
When a heroic dog dies to save his master.
After being struck in the testicles with anything moving faster than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.
42. A man’s shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.
46. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach, and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel, and it’s free.
47. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which could be perceived as a mattress.
48. If you jiggle more than twice, you’re playing with it.
49. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.


Sorry Badger - are you in violation of the laws listed above?

[angie1313]

haha those man laws are priceless!
where did you find them?

[tokenuser]

PENRuqB1G8k

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-statue-attacks-pidgeon-russia.jpg

[paulg]

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/my-college-sex-teacher

[tokenuser]

A new career for Badger ...

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c2252802de604a00d41436039e6a47-320pi

[angie1313]

I hope this makes someone other than myself laugh

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2408506/The_Simpsons_In_the_garden_of_eden

[rabidbadger]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-evil-latte.jpg

[rabidbadger]

A new career for Badger ...

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c2252802de604a00d41436039e6a47-320pi

I just postem, don't makem... :p

[rabidbadger]

http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/Funny_Pictures_Star-Wars_New_Bulb_Vader.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rmc0047l.jpg

[tokenuser]

applegeeks.com ... not just for the church of jobs.

http://applegeeks.com/lite/strips/aglite300.jpg

[popltree2]

Making Hash Browns

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/making_hash_browns.png

[rabidbadger]

steve and steve (http://www.edpiskor.com/steve.html)

[rabidbadger]

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/CampbG/2008/CampbG20080508_low.jpg

[bani-banan]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicdisabled3.png

[rabidbadger]

that is NOT allowed!

[angie1313]

ok so I totally ripped this from another forum but i kinda liked it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a drink and a mop. :)

[rabidbadger]

thursday fun

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-05-22.jpg

and a new zero punctuation (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/37-Mailbag-Showdown)

[heyseuss]

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/imagesnotoncebuttwice.gif

[rabidbadger]

that is so cute. been there with Dingo, my crazed black lab.

[koogs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AbsFVVrKg

This may be a good way to start getting ready for 'The Fast and the Furious 4'

Darth Vader racing Paul Walker :eek:

[rabidbadger]

http://www.rivironline.com/misc/alex-haze-1.gif

[heyseuss]

http://www.rivironline.com/misc/alex-haze-1.gif

He's either watching tennis, a car race, or trying to encapture both ends of my penis in one glance.

[rabidbadger]

save the penis jokes for twitter, that's what it's for... when it's "up"

[xibalba]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3g0aNsQiCcM

[koogs]

thttp://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/Funny_Pictures_Star-Wars_New_Bulb_Vader.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8AbsFVVrKg

[heyseuss]

Email spam crap

> Why?did?the?chicken?cross?the?road?

>
>
> BARACK OBAMA:

> The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

>
> JOHN MC CAIN:

> My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

>
> HILLARY CLINTON:

> When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

>
> DR. PHIL:

> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

>
> OPRAH:

> Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.

> So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

>
> GEORGE W. BUSH:

> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

>
> COLIN POWELL:

> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

>
> ANDERSON?COOPER - CNN:

> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

>
> JOHN KERRY:

> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

>
> PAT BUCHANAN:

> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.?

>
> MARTHA STEWART:

> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

>
> DR SEUSS:

> Did the chicken cross the road?

> Did he cross it with a toad?

> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,

> But why it crossed I've not been told.

>
> ??ERNEST HEMINGWAY:>To die in the rain. Alone.

>
> JERRY FALWELL:

> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?

> That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this?abomination that the liberal media white washes with?seemingly?harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

>
> ??GRANDPA:

> ??In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

>
> ??BARBARA WALTERS:

> ??Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious

> case of molting, and went to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

>
> ??ARISTOTLE:

> ??It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

>
> ??JOHN LENNON:

> ??Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

>
> ??BILL GATES:

> ??I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.??internet?Explorer is an integral part?of the Chicken.. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........reboot.

>
> ??ALBERT EINSTEIN:

> ??Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

>
> ??BILL CLINTON:

> ??I did not cross the road with THAT chicken! ?What is your definition of chicken?

> ?

> ?? AL ?GORE:

> ??I invented the chicken!

>
> ??COLONEL SANDERS:

> ??Did I miss one? Where did that sucker go?

>
> ??DICK CHENEY:

> ??Where's my gun?

>
> ??AL SHARPTON:

> ??Why are all the chickens?a colorless?white? We need some black chickens.

>

[tokenuser]

KKEauIEOYqM

Some things are best left alone.

[rabidbadger]

Syrup Won't Stop 'Em!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrmD2g3KNc

[comhcinc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E&eur

[rabidbadger]

that was awesome, was mentioned on twitter by a wise ass, so thought it was just a joke.

[comhcinc]

i thought the kid handled it really well i thought he said numbnut too

[rabidbadger]

kids got nuts! pretty sure he said "numnuts" after he spelled it correclty.

[magunwarrior]

Yeah I saw that last night

I'm such a word dork :p

[rabidbadger]

Odd, never took you as a word dork. a dork, yeah, but a word dork???

[phatlip12]

i thought the kid handled it really well i thought he said numbnut too

Haha, agreed. Bravo!

[popltree2]

A Ha!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=utGXF5orynk

[md2389]

qu-PXttMJ54

[heyseuss]

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions
recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny........... (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

[rabidbadger]

The Late Great Harvey Korman doing a parody of the Late Great Robert Shaw in... Jowls. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bathtub...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbEkPU0wgg

[rabidbadger]

NYT OP-ED CONTRIBUTOR
Would Stonehenge Be Built Today?

GREETINGS. It good to see such big crowd.

Many here know Og personally. Others know Og by reputation and prowess with weighted thighbone. Some of you not know Og at all, but just attracted by big pile of viscera over at buffet. That O.K. too. If we not want to attract you, we not arrange for so much viscera.

Regardless: there no question that before untimely mauling, Og touched many people. Even more people, he bludgeoned. As person both touched and bludgeoned by Og — often during same dinner party — I can say that Og was truly one of kind. I will miss most his sense of humor. I will miss least his bludgeoning.

Now, me well aware of controversy surrounding new Og Memorial Complex, also known as Massive-Rocks-Arranged-in-Mysterious-Circle. Some say it eyesore. Some say it waste of massive rocks. Some like concept of mysterious circle but find execution pedestrian. On behalf of Memorial Committee for Remembering of Og, me want to take opportunity to address concerns directly, and unpack some of artistic decisions involved in approving project like Massive-Rocks-Arranged-in-Mysterious-Circle.

First: many complain that monument not look anything like Og. This true. When committee first conceive of memorial, we consider finding massive rock that resemble Og. But then we realize: Og really not a handsome man. In fact, Og sufficiently creepy-looking that convincing Og-rock pose health risk to pregnant women and elderly. So while on the one hand we committed to memory of Og, on the other hand there’s the pregnant women.

So liability first reason we go abstract — but not only reason!

After all, Og mean different things to different people. For instance: some think of Og as ruthless tyrant, splattered with the blood of his enemies. But me remember a gentler Og: modest and soft-spoken, splattered with the blood of a few close friends. With non-representational installation like Massive-Rocks-Arranged-in-Mysterious-Circle, we invite viewer to construct personal interpretation of monument, thus making powerful statement on subjective nature of memory. Besides, we not forget Great Bog War Memorial? When Shiny-Black-Slab first unveiled, it too condemned as pretentious and impersonal, and now it celebrated for quiet majesty.

There is also symbolism. Just as Og crush many enemies, massive rocks crush many day laborers. Just as Og hate small talk, so are massive rocks difficult to engage in conversation. Just as Og, with weighted thighbone, protect men from death by wolves, so massive rocks protect men from death by wolves, by crushing them preemptively.

Look, me realist. Me know that there is no memorial to Og that make everyone happy. As Og himself say: “You can please all of people some of time, and some of people all of time, but bludgeoning — bludgeoning is magic.” And if one day future civilization devise system of written language, me fervently hope they will inscribe this insight on massive rock.

But although we may never see eye to eye on legacy of Og or Massive-Rocks-Arranged-in-Mysterious-Circle, me believe this debate is valuable in itself; and me think we can all agree that when public work of art generate this sort of spirited dialogue, it can only be good thing.

[rabidbadger]

http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/life_imitates_art.JPG

[rabidbadger]

UH OH! gotta see where this goes...

http://www.butternutsquash.net/comics/2008-06-06.jpg

[skyz]

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions
recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny........... (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

zomg

that's so funny :D

this ones the best

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics

[heyseuss]

zomg

that's so funny :D

this ones the best

That and the mouse and cat one. I think the sentence, "cat installed" is funny by itself. I also like the one about something being inoperative, while in OFF mode.

[tokenuser]

m6rqXHX3O48

[rabidbadger]

http://www.cavcomics.com/quirksmith/archive/quirksmith060919.gif

[rabidbadger]

http://www.cavcomics.com/quirksmith/archive/quirksmith060920.gif

[ryudo]

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/9389/boredwiththeinternettr8.jpg

[rabidbadger]

I love seeing this thread show up every once in a while. makes me smile.

[popltree2]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/know_your_vines.png

[rabidbadger]

I am way behind on lolcatz, sorry. You have to suffer through it.

this one is for skyz :)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-ponders-buddhas-teachings.jpg

[rabidbadger]

wtf?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-army-squirrel-shows-off-his-medals.jpg

[rabidbadger]

via Phatty...

http://bigeyedeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/graf.gif?w=500&h=402

[ryudo]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5949/grafua2.gif

[rabidbadger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/v3/comics/2008-07-17.jpg

[magunwarrior]

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/images/vault/comic/fallout_1_sm.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/images/vault/comic/fallout_1_sm.jpg

I don't know why that's funny, but I just wet my pants.

[ryudo]

HAHAHA! at Simons cat. It's so true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o&fmt=18&feature=related

[-jedibitch-]

This picture makes me laugh. Sex...cheeseburger... who would have thought they would ever be in the same sentence.

http://photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v214/126/1/559460401/n559460401_2509529_5191.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://www.butternutsquash.net/v3/comics/2008-07-31.jpg

[guytheninja]

HAHAHA! at Simons cat. It's so true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDA9NbPAK8o&fmt=18&feature=related

That was awesome!!!!!

[heyseuss]

Chris Farley always made me laugh.

http://www.uberlounge.com/files/photos/a3f390d88e4c41fL.jpg

[ohhoe]

This picture makes me laugh. Sex...cheeseburger... who would have thought they would ever be in the same sentence.

http://photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v214/126/1/559460401/n559460401_2509529_5191.jpg

I WAS ON THAT EPISODE OF MAURY.


I was used as an extra. hahaha.