View Full Version : Your Lil Internet Superstar Intros
samureye
03-26-2008, 07:04 AM
Hey, I bet you've looked at Martin Sargent's intros on Lil' Internet Superstar and though "Hey, I could do that!" You know, when Martin says the show is the David Prager version of his David Randolph sized show, Internet Superstar. Well, you probably can't and will fail miserably, but why not still try in a false sense of hope? If you have suggestions for Lil' Internet Superstar intros feel free to post them here. You never know, they might end up on the show. Or not.
mr-underachiever
03-26-2008, 07:21 AM
I posted this in the Shorten the Intro thread, but I guess I'll post it here too:
Lil' Internet Superstar...
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9375/vlcsnap10749hj9.th.png (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vlcsnap10749hj9.png)
The Martin Sargent in 2004-sized version of...
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/673/martin08ao5.th.jpg (http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=martin08ao5.jpg)
The Martin Sargent in 2008-sized Revision3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
kronos6948
03-26-2008, 10:28 AM
They're usually related to the topic of the show, but I'll put one forth anyway...
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Herve Villachaise sized version of our Ricardo Montalban sized talk show - Internet Superstar.
ach9552
03-26-2008, 03:56 PM
welcome to lil' internet superstar, the lady finger firecracker size version of my m-80 revision 3 talk show, internet superstar.
welcome to lil' internet superstar, the shot glass version of my party keg size revision 3 talk show, internet superstar.
welcome to lil' internet superstar, the matchstick version of my olympic torch of a talk show, internet superstar.
that's all i got
thegator
03-26-2008, 09:04 PM
good suggestions the whole lot of em.
ya'll just made life a lot easier...
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Lil' Internet Superstar version of my Internet Superstar talk show... Internet Superstar
Damn, I suck at this. I'll try again...
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Blade: The TV Series version of my Blade: The Movie of a Revision3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
Lil' Internet Superstar, The Gary Coleman version of my Ruben Studdard of a Revision3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Kevin Rose sized version of our Ron Jeremy sized talk show - Internet Superstar.
tokenuser
03-27-2008, 01:39 PM
Lil' Internet Superstar, the John Bobbitt sized version of our John Holmes sized talk show - Internet Superstar.
nathan79
03-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Phonics Monkey sized version of our King Kong sized talk show - Internet Superstar.
jlouderb
03-28-2008, 02:37 AM
The ding dong (twinkie?) version of my wedding cake. sized show..
the munchkin version of my Jelly Donut sized show..
the Tall version of my Venti sized show...
The weenie version of my Bratwurst sized show...
The Smart Car version of my Hummer sized show...
etc.
jim
tokenuser
03-28-2008, 02:42 AM
The Smart Car version of my Hummer sized show...
Before an unfortunate browser crash this afternoon, I was entering
The Fiat Bambino (http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2586194440042332639lUeDMJ) version of my Hummer sized show...
(and if you know what the Bambino looks like, you will know that there is NOTHING Smart about those cars).
kronos6948
03-28-2008, 03:33 AM
Lil' Internet Superstar.
The MacBook Air sized version of our Big Blue sized show, Internet Superstar.
The ding dong (twinkie?) version of my wedding cake. sized show..
the munchkin version of my Jelly Donut sized show..
the Tall version of my Venti sized show...
The weenie version of my Bratwurst sized show...
The Smart Car version of my Hummer sized show...
etc.
jim
I heard Crusty Old Louderback is going to replace Martin and the Gator and just write and host the show himself...
Thoughts?
Lil Internet Superstar, the Tom Dong version of our Blackzilla sized show Internet Superstar.
sgregory416
03-29-2008, 11:03 PM
lil internet superstar, the whine tasting version of my homeless drunk with a rusty shiv sized revision 3 show.
cammyknoxville
03-29-2008, 11:08 PM
Lil Internet Superstar, the 12 oz version of my keg sized show Internet Superstar.
Lil Internet Superstar, the dingleberry version of my huge dump sized show Internet Superstar.
sgregory416
03-30-2008, 11:18 PM
the joint sized version of my 6foot party bong of a revision3 show.
the pinto version of the monster truck revision3 show(was that done already? if so ignore it)
the weekend lockup in my local county jail sized version of my 3 year stay in chino state for my drug smuggling days of a revision3 show.(twist it change it, made me chuckle)
kronos6948
03-31-2008, 04:15 AM
Lil' Internet Superstar:
The Tie Fighter sized version of my Death Star sized Rev3 show, Internet Superstar.
ach9552
03-31-2008, 12:41 PM
Lil' Internet Superstar, the fruit fly version of my mothra sized Revision 3 talk show, Internet Superstar
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Gary Coleman sized version of my Fred Berry sized talk show, Internet Superstar
nextgenxbox
04-01-2008, 08:06 AM
The ding dong (twinkie?) version of my wedding cake. sized show..
the munchkin version of my Jelly Donut sized show..
the Tall version of my Venti sized show...
The weenie version of my Bratwurst sized show...
The Smart Car version of my Hummer sized show...
etc.
jim
Stick to CEOing Mr. Louderback. ;)
Here's mine:
welcome to lil' internet superstar, the midnight snack version of my CTRL+ALT+CHICKEN sized revision 3 talk show, internet superstar. (THAT'S TO YOU JIM. BRING BACK CAC!)
thegator
04-01-2008, 07:29 PM
lil internet superstar, the whine tasting version of my homeless drunk with a rusty shiv sized revision 3 show.
I'm using this one.
sgregory416
04-02-2008, 11:10 AM
I'm using this one.
hah very nice, i see the gator has good taste. i always knew he could tell what was right...for his fucking.
nohardfelines
04-07-2008, 10:20 PM
L'il internet superstar, the calamari version of my cthulu sized revision 3 show.
thepwnbros
04-09-2008, 12:00 AM
The ADHD version of the retard-size revision3 talk show Internet Superstar :p
samureye
04-10-2008, 04:20 PM
The ding dong (twinkie?) version of my wedding cake. sized show..
the munchkin version of my Jelly Donut sized show..
the Tall version of my Venti sized show...
The weenie version of my Bratwurst sized show...
The Smart Car version of my Hummer sized show...
etc.
jim
The Jim Louderback version of my Jay Adelson sized show.
LOVE YA JIM! haha
techgirl75
04-10-2008, 09:26 PM
It's the mini-me version of the Fat Bastard sized show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_Llt1LtwU
mcstagger
04-11-2008, 05:38 AM
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the valium sized dosage of my elephant tranquilizer sized Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the sexually disturbing inbred brothermom version of my hot and leggy, dirty thought provoking cousin of a Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the shirley temple version of my full blown AA meeting of a Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the prison shank version of my trench knife sized Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
ach9552
04-11-2008, 10:44 AM
lil internet superstar, the micro penis sized version of my elephantiasis of the testicles revision3 talk show, internet superstar.
martinsargent
04-11-2008, 06:29 PM
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the valium sized dosage of my elephant tranquilizer sized Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the sexually disturbing inbred brothermom version of my hot and leggy, dirty thought provoking cousin of a Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the shirley temple version of my full blown AA meeting of a Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
- Lil' Internet Superstar, the prison shank version of my trench knife sized Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
Not bad, kid.
-Martin
esophagus
04-11-2008, 09:03 PM
Lil' Internet Superstar, the Lonelygirl15 version of my Rick Astley sized Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
sgregory416
04-11-2008, 10:22 PM
lil internet superstar the babylon 5 size version of my epic star wars sized revision3 show.
murphy1d
04-12-2008, 02:55 PM
lil internet superstar the babylon 5 size version of my epic star wars sized revision3 show.
... the cold sore version of my drug resistant strain of Herpes Simplex II sized show...
... the "ought-8 Seattle Supersonics version of my '96 Chicago Bulls" sized show...
... the appletini sized version of my "Chasin the Dragon in a West Hollywood Exxon bathroom with a rusty needle and some Cheetos" sized show...
... the mousekateer version of my Manson Family wedding in a Scientology Chapel sized show....
Lil' Internet Superstar, the finger bang version of my wrist deep fist f*** sized version....
too much?
mcstagger
04-16-2008, 07:42 AM
Not bad, kid.
-Martin
Wow... acknowledgment from the man himself... mark that one off the soup can list! (I can't afford a bucket...:()
gator
04-17-2008, 05:28 PM
hah very nice, i see the gator has good taste. i always knew he could tell what was right...for his fucking.
It's all you dawg.
Lil' Internet Superstar, the romantic tender kiss version of my ass-to-mouth with a dirty Romanian gypsy version of a Rev3 talk show, Internet Superstar.
sgregory416
04-26-2008, 10:46 PM
lil internet superstar the glory hole sized version of my perverse african sex safari of a revision 3 show.
grif_mcrenolds
05-28-2008, 04:53 PM
Welcome to Lil' Internet Superstar, the Jim Louderback size version of my David Sarnoff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Sarnoff) size talk show that airs every Wednesday, right here on Revision3.
detechguy
06-04-2008, 03:51 PM
Welcome to Lil'Internet Superstar! The little snuggly teddy bear version of our two-ton maneating Kodiak of a talk show, Internet Superstar!
chowda
06-07-2008, 12:26 AM
... the paper cut version of my Mexican bow tie size show ...
... the kazoo version of my fog horn size show ...
... the burp version of my projectile vomit size show ...
... the silent but deadly version of my explosive diarrhea size show ...
... the premature ejaculation version of my whiskey dick size show ...
... the mosquito version of my vampire size show ...
... the summer breeze version of my typhoon size show ...
... the sushi version of my giant rotting whale carcass size show ...
... the melancholy version of my bipolar size show ...
... the snow flake version of my avalanche/glacier/snow man size show ...
... the Ellen version of my Rosie O'Donnell size show ...
there... got that out of my system.
physconner
07-15-2008, 03:50 PM
Who does the but belong to on the most resent Lil Internet Superstar? I was unable to make out her whole name. Karla something.:rolleyes: Please tell the world, was she a gator girl?
firestonex
09-01-2008, 11:52 PM
You guys shoudl really think about deleting this thread since there is no more Ll Intenet Superstar... That oratleast unlock it so that it can slide its way down the list naturally and off into obsurity.