Five movies you hated, but everybody else loved [Archive]

sandstone

11-08-2006, 09:36 PM

think about it, this is exact opposite of my other thread. List five movies that you absolutely hate, but everybody else (a.k.a. the rest of the retarded people in this forum) liked for some reason or another.

1. Freddy versus Jason - what a load of shit, if they ever make leather face versus pinhead I'm gonna kill myself.

2. the saw franchise - piss poor movies that are all want to be Texas chainsaw mixed with seven.

3. finding Nemo - I guess it is don't get it, but it I can't really enjoy a movie about a god damn fish stick. I couldn't get into the characters, that stupid ass turtle is really annoying. Everything about the movie pisses me off and if I keep talking about it I'm going to end up punching the shit out of my keyboard.

4. monster House - I won't say I really hate it from the bottom of my heart. But I went into the theater with everybody's hype surrounding this film, and to me it was subpar, especially from a movie that's got the backing of Robert Zemeckis. Kevin James was severely underused and if it weren't for the fact that I watched it 3-DI would have been completely bored out of my mind

5. the Godfather - okay, attack me. I could give a shit. I bought the Godfather box set for my collection and tried to watch the first film, originally about three years ago. Since I have tried to watch it two more times and every time I am so god damn bored I end up falling asleep. I suppose if I want to watch a movie that has nothing happening in the entire film. I can just watch Napoleon dynamite

there it is retards.

divadawg9234

11-08-2006, 09:38 PM

5. the Godfather - okay, attack me. I could give a shit. I bought the Godfather box set for my collection and tried to watch the first film, originally about three years ago. Since I have tried to watch it two more times and every time I am so god damn bored I end up falling asleep. I suppose if I want to watch a movie that has nothing happening in the entire film. I can just watch Napoleon dynamite

I can't be your internet friend anymore

sandstone

11-08-2006, 09:46 PM

I can't be your internet friend anymore

come on, people don't give me these random answers. you're supposed to list five movies, not talk about how much you hate invader Zim. and I got to say, Internet friend is such a geeky term.

divadawg9234

11-08-2006, 09:51 PM

to make no no-longer-internet-friend Sandstone happy (though, at the moment i don't think I can come up with 5... go easy on me, I'm sick):

*Superman Returns- mostly because I hate superman and Kevin Spacey was given a crappy part to work with
*Napolean Dynomite- I just thought it kind of dumb
*Jackass The Movie- I'm sure I'd hate the second one too, if I were going to see it

that's all I can think of for now...

madripper1

11-08-2006, 09:52 PM

superman returns
batman
hulk
spiderman 1
spiderman 2

sandstone

11-08-2006, 09:54 PM

superman returns
batman
hulk
spiderman 1
spiderman 2

I thought I was in only one who liked the Hulk. But I can see how you would think that I am everybody, I mean come on, look at me.

but yes, I loved Spiderman 2. Kind of makes me wonder why anybody else liked it

atomusk

11-08-2006, 09:55 PM

Napoleon dynamite - i dont hate it, i just rather not watch it

madripper1

11-08-2006, 09:56 PM

All those movies felt like i had hemorrhoids it was very uncomfortable to sit and watch

soundwave2-0

11-08-2006, 10:18 PM

broken flowers

2001

airplane (i saw it recently and the humor was really dated)

hulk (but did anyone like it?)

akeelah and the bee

divadawg9234

11-08-2006, 10:21 PM

hulk (but did anyone like it?)

I did... I think maybe a lot of the reason for that is because its fun to try and spot my friend Jason in it

madripper1

11-08-2006, 10:23 PM

the hulk was doing a bugs bunny in San Francisco that was lame

avcabob

11-08-2006, 10:31 PM

2001 - Just so long and boring

Napoleon Dynamite - I'm so happy to hear there are other people who don't like this movie

Scarface and Pulp Fiction - My friends all say they are the best ever and I keep getting bored and falling asleep every time I try to watch them.

sandstone

11-08-2006, 10:38 PM

psbp516

11-08-2006, 11:30 PM

Only actually bad movies mentioned so far
Hulk and Napoleon Dynamite.

sinclairtyler

11-08-2006, 11:36 PM

2001 - i have never seen the end b/c it puts me to sleep every time I watch
Full Metal Jacket - the movie should have ended after the guy blew his head off, the nam part was just boring
ps I do like kubrick's other stuff so I'm not just a hater

mr_awesome

11-09-2006, 12:25 AM

Hmmm..............

Shark Tale – I severly disliked this movie because it was a knock-off of Finding Nemo, which I really did like. Plus, it was full of stereotypical black/Italian/any other-type behavior, which isn't good when you're trying to make a kids film.

Rat Race – Too many semi-funny things happening at once. It was just too over-the-top.

Doom – The Rock was trying too hard and wasn't really convincing. The other characters were alright, but it just ended up being a mediocre sci-fi flick.

The Friday the 13th franchise – Jason just never really scared me. The fact that he needed to kill EVERYBODY despite whether or not they had something to do with the storyline always bugged me. His mom wasn't the most believable serial killer either.

conbon

11-09-2006, 01:21 AM

Grease - I guess I just don't like the fact that a girl has to change everything about her in order for a guy to like her.

The Mummy series - they just feel like ripoffs of the inifinitely better Indiana Jones series. and the dialogue always felt so corny. The only person who was ever funny in the movie was the guy who played Rachel Weisz's brother.

Final Destination series - ok, I don't know if everyone loves these movies, but a lot of people must since they won't stop making more.

The Underworld series - the acting in that is so awful

guano

11-09-2006, 01:31 AM

A Knight's Tale - did anyone here like it? It seems like everyone I know loves that movie, but I just hate it. It's so smug with it's goddamn midevil peasants singing Queen. I guess I'm too big a fan of historicaly accurate films. (Wash was funny, though)

Godfather - dude InvaderZim/Sandstone I totally agree with you on this one. Boring. Makes 2001 look like super action.

blacksymbiote

11-09-2006, 01:48 AM

here are some hated movies:

1. Brick (predictable and pretentious)
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Kill Bill 1
4. Kill Bill 2
5. I heart Huckabees

sinclairtyler

11-09-2006, 02:00 AM

here are some hated movies:

1. Brick (predictable and pretentious)
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Kill Bill 1
4. Kill Bill 2

OMG I think we just became mortal enemies:eek:

guano

11-09-2006, 02:01 AM

I forgot to add the Bourne movies. They're competent action movies but I utterly despise them because of what they could have been. They would be soooooo much better had they followed the books more closely. Seriously, the things they changed were perfectly suited for a trilogy of action movies that would keep pulling audiences back, arch nemesis and all. Whoever wrote the scripts turned them into generic incoherent CIA spy movies.

big-doze

11-09-2006, 07:35 AM

airplane (i saw it recently and the humor was really dated)

If by "dated" you mean "timeless and hilarious", then I am totally with you.

hulk (but did anyone like it?)

The only people who like that movie are communists. You don't wanna be a dirty commie, do ya Timmy?

Any-durn-way...

Romeo and Juliet (the modernized one): I LOVE shakespeare, probably more than a straight man should, but sweet christmas did Leo and Kate even read the damn thing before they started "acting" in this over styalized piece of garbage?

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Yeah... so about that... Tim Curry is a hottie, no doubt, and we all love doing the time warp again, but after the ending with the mind controlled burlesque show and the aliens and all that sh*t... I just wanted those 17 hours of my life back... wait, it was how long?

Batman: Michael. Keaton. Looks. Like. A. Douche. He's just awful in every way, not to mention he's two friggin' feet tall! And I'm sorry, I know this is sacrelige.. but Jackie Boy is not good as the Joker. Thin and psychotic? The Joker. Jack was creepy in a "that uncle I avoid at family reunions" kind of way, which is a whole different kind of scary.

I Heart Huckabees: I couldn't even finish the damn thing. Now, I was a Philosophy major in college (most useful degree EVER), and I took a full year of metaphysics, and this movie still doesn't make any sense. Don't most movies actually need to have a plot?

High Fidelity:... Nah, just **ckin' with you. This movie's brilliant. Go watch it right now.

toastmstrgeneral

11-09-2006, 08:50 AM

1. Donnie Darko
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Empire Records
5. Daredevil

The first 4 seem to have a pretty heavy cult following, which I just don't get. I'd like to think they've forgotten that the movies aren't that great, and just like to say they enjoyed the flicks to seem cool or "indie" or intelligent or whatever, just so they can be part of that cult.

As far as daredevil, it seems 50/50 on this board, but I can't tell you how many fights I got into with my old roommate about how much it really does blow.

sandstone

11-09-2006, 10:29 AM

daikun

11-09-2006, 10:31 AM

I got to say, Internet friend is such a geeky term.

How about "Interfriend"?

sandstone

11-09-2006, 10:42 AM

How about "Interfriend"?

Thank! Now i gotta go take a shower after reading your dirty word

tuding

11-09-2006, 11:05 AM

In no order

Napoleon Dynamite

Superman Returns

Office Space

Star Wars - I mean really wtf? - I think i just became enemy's with half of the people on this board.

Godfather

megaspam

11-09-2006, 11:51 AM

Top Gun
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I didn't care about the characters in either movie. And the lack of a plot in Fast Times drove me insane.

imagineer99

11-09-2006, 12:37 PM

-Butterfly Effect -- This movie isn't deep. This movie isn't smart.
-V for Vendetta -- I didn't *hate* this, but I dislike the fact that people think it is so insightful. It details that totalitarianism is bad. Really? You don't say.
-Boondock Saints -- Every 16 -25 yr olds masturbatory fantasy. Duffy took everything that made Pulp Fiction great and managed to make it stupid and repetitive.
-Lost in Translation -- Sophia Coppola wouldn't be anywhere if her last name wasn't shared by a legend in film making. Boring, and pretentious. That last "whisper" is the most annoying technique ever employed.
-Pay It Forward -- emotionally manipulative and poorly created.

iggystar

11-09-2006, 02:14 PM

Lost in Translation - completely boring to me. It wasn't horrible, I just thought it would be this grand revelation and it just wasn't.

Moulin Rouge - I'll take Chicago thank you. I can't stand Baz Luhrman, but everyone else seemed to bust one with this musical.

Gladiator - Sorry, not an award winning offering. Just a nice action flick.

The Blair Witch Project - I wasn't scared, but I was very, very nauseous.

The Truman Show - Another Oscar try by Carrey. He's a great actor, but this one fell kind of flat for me.

Funny, there are several movies listed that baffle me. The Hulk? Now I've recently found a few people who appreciate this one like me, but the majority of the populace seemed to hate it. Which is why no one was clamoring to do a sequel.

soundwave2-0

11-09-2006, 02:29 PM

If by "dated" you mean "timeless and hilarious", then I am totally with you.

The only people who like that movie are communists. You don't wanna be a dirty commie, do ya Timmy?

Any-durn-way...

Romeo and Juliet (the modernized one): I LOVE shakespeare, probably more than a straight man should, but sweet christmas did Leo and Kate even read the damn thing before they started "acting" in this over styalized piece of garbage?

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Yeah... so about that... Tim Curry is a hottie, no doubt, and we all love doing the time warp again, but after the ending with the mind controlled burlesque show and the aliens and all that sh*t... I just wanted those 17 hours of my life back... wait, it was how long?

Batman: Michael. Keaton. Looks. Like. A. Douche. He's just awful in every way, not to mention he's two friggin' feet tall! And I'm sorry, I know this is sacrelige.. but Jackie Boy is not good as the Joker. Thin and psychotic? The Joker. Jack was creepy in a "that uncle I avoid at family reunions" kind of way, which is a whole different kind of scary.

I Heart Huckabees: I couldn't even finish the damn thing. Now, I was a Philosophy major in college (most useful degree EVER), and I took a full year of metaphysics, and this movie still doesn't make any sense. Don't most movies actually need to have a plot?

High Fidelity:... Nah, just **ckin' with you. This movie's brilliant. Go watch it right now.

kate wasn't in romeo + juliet. it was Claire Danes. you must be thinking of titantic...again. =0)

and whoa...1989 batman...i admire the size of your balls for that claim. why drive when you can bounce to work on those boulders.

sloppybunny

11-09-2006, 02:36 PM

I don't agree with you guys. I loved Napolean Dynamite. It brought back memories of my exchange student times in Utah :)

I do agree about Dony Darko, I don't see the genius behind it. I really don't.

Lost in Translation, Another non event movie. Nothing Happens, just two bored Americans in Japan. That's it.

Lord of the Rings, too much elf gobbly gook, so I say no to that, even the theatrical cuts are waaay to long, couldn't imagine sitting through the 6 hour DVD editions

Spider Man, only seen the first one, and I didn't like it. The green Gobblin looked like a villain from the power rangers. I didn't buy any of that movie.

The first Matrix. I found the second one rubbish too and haven't seen the third, but people keep raving on how good and original the first one was. Firstly it wasn't original, there have been chosen one stories in the bible. Like Mozes for instance. Looking good? I find most films done in Sydney are cheap looking (Except Garage days one of my favorite Australian Movies). I dunno how you guys are with recognising the street where you buy second hand CDs, but that cheapens the 'magic' for me. For instance Mission impossible 2 seemed to me like Water Rats (Local cop show on water) with Tom Cruise in it.

point5o

11-09-2006, 02:37 PM

The Matrix - I came out of the theater unimpressed and thinking how the ending was a rip off of The Fifth Element.

Titanic - Millions of teenage girls can be and usually are wrong.

Nacho Libre - again, unimpressed...not a lot of laugh out loud moments

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest - A sequel can still be a self contained movie where there is a plot and stuff actually happen no?

Blair Witch Project - just a waste of my time.

iggystar

11-09-2006, 02:50 PM

There are quite a few movies from the 70's that I probably should have seen years ago, like Taxi Driver and A Clockwork Orage. Not that I hated them, but they didn't hold me spellbound as they've done for millions.

iggystar

11-09-2006, 02:52 PM

Firstly it wasn't original, there have been chosen one stories in the bible. Like Mozes for instance.

I didn't know there was an alternate spelling of Moses. Yeah, I know the story, but there's also a little verse in the Bible that goes something like.."there's nothing new under the sun." Really, much of everything we see is borrowed in some way or the other. The whole movie was filled with philisophical and religious themes ranging from the Christianity (Neo, Trinity, chosen one) to Buddism, as with most concepts it was about the execution for me.

I've heard of people who didn't like The Matrix. While I respect their opinions, I just don't understand them. :)

imagineer99

11-09-2006, 03:41 PM

The Matrix - I came out of the theater unimpressed and thinking how the ending was a rip off of The Fifth Element.

Titanic - Millions of teenage girls can be and usually are wrong.

Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest - A sequel can still be a self contained movie where there is a plot and stuff actually happen no?

Blair Witch Project - just a waste of my time.

I agree with all these. I just don't get peoples fascination with the Wachowski brothers. Visually they aren't anything special, and their scripts are verbose pontifications about nothing.

paulsaves

11-09-2006, 03:47 PM

I can't really think of 5, but one movie I HATE is Boondock Saints. All my friends were like "Braah you gotta check this out, braaah" And when I finally did I felt extremely bored, to me it was like they were trying to be the Punisher but did a horrible job. I should quit taking movie advice from people that call me "Braaaahh.."

point5o

11-09-2006, 04:03 PM

I should quit taking movie advice from people that call me "Braaaahh.."

Now that's good advice.

tokenuser

11-09-2006, 04:07 PM

... but there's also a little verse in the Bible that goes something like.."there's nothing new under the sun." I thought Scott McNealy said that. Don't tell me he ripped off the quote from somewhere else.

masherscf

11-09-2006, 04:55 PM

I thought Scott McNealy said that. Don't tell me he ripped off the quote from somewhere else.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.

kramertron

11-09-2006, 11:54 PM

If by "dated" you mean "timeless and hilarious", then I am totally with you.
Airplane is FAR from timeless, in 100 years barely anyone will get the Kareem Abdul Jabar basketball jokes. But hilarious? Definately.

I really don't like Spiderman 1, mostly because I hate the entire cast, and they lack real emotion and believability.

-Napoleon Dynamite
-Hostel, american pie the torture movie
-Scarface, a story that could have been told in 30 minutes, and yet I still wouldn't care.

big-doze

11-10-2006, 12:21 AM

kate wasn't in romeo + juliet. it was Claire Danes. you must be thinking of titantic...again. =0)

Whoops! My bad. You know how I can get lost in Leo's dreamy doe eyes...

and whoa...1989 batman...i admire the size of your balls for that claim. why drive when you can bounce to work on those boulders.

Like weather balloons, friend.

ctrl-alt-tristan

11-10-2006, 12:59 AM

In no order

Napoleon Dynamite

Superman Returns

Office Space

Star Wars - I mean really wtf? - I think i just became enemy's with half of the people on this board.

Godfather

lmao you just listed my top 4 favorite movies (superman was kinda dull)

But i did really sleep through airplane

and team america world police just isnt as funny as south park(still funnny though)

lost in translation sucked ass

Radio was gayer than hell *puts a dollar in the totatally gay basket*

and i cant think of a fifth

killerwombat

11-10-2006, 01:59 AM

I wanted to Kill myself while watching Lord of the Rings, those movies where some of the boring movies i have watched

Another would be Underworld

sloppybunny

11-10-2006, 02:04 AM

I didn't know there was an alternate spelling of Moses. Yeah, I know the story, but there's also a little verse in the Bible that goes something like.."there's nothing new under the sun." Really, much of everything we see is borrowed in some way or the other. The whole movie was filled with philisophical and religious themes ranging from the Christianity (Neo, Trinity, chosen one) to Buddism, as with most concepts it was about the execution for me.

I've heard of people who didn't like The Matrix. While I respect their opinions, I just don't understand them. :)

Ooops, I allways make retarded spelling mistakes, After 12 years of living in an English speaking country I have no excuses! Actually I do. I've been dropped on the head :P

As for the taste thing, some people like blue others red. I'll give most thing a chance, and I f I don't I'll try not to pass judgement. I actually set through all 3 Lord of the ring films as everybody went to see it. I allways turned down the first offers to go, but friends kept urging, but I don't see what's 'classic' about it.

As for the Matrix, I think people see too much into it. I went in with my then Girl Friend really looking forward to it, but before we sat down I told her I hope it's not a chosen one movie. Neo was the f*cking chosen one. He went on his merry quest through George and Elizbeth street, la di da, things happened and so on. The FX were good, and it was good to see Hugo Weaving in a Hollywood role as I find him an awesome actor. Everyone raves about this movie I don't see it, and that was theme of the thread, right ?

The carebears movie was crap, I was hoping to be some 80s camp fun, but it's just rubbish!

avcabob

11-10-2006, 02:41 AM

Seeing as I only posted four my first time...I'm adding Star Wars to the list. It just doesn't do it for me.

satansmagichat

11-10-2006, 01:42 PM

Star Wars - BORING! Oh no! The force! "Let's get a thinly veiled, yet nondiscrete religious emssage in here!" Then gay ass androids help some kid that can't act to save HIS LIFE! (and yes, I mean Hamill)

Clerks (and all other Kevin Smith movies) - "Let's make movies the way REAL people talk! Except let's have them talk the way NOBODY talks! This way when people here clever dialogue, it'll seem real because we added dick and fart jokes!"

Evil Dead Trilogy - Step 1: Make an awful horror movie. Step 2: Mock the first horror movie, yet still skip any ideas of plot, directing skills, or acting talent, and add fake blood! Step 3: We don't need to make a good movie as long as the D-list star spouts awesome one-liners!

Lord of the Rings Trilogy - BORING! Just to get through the shitty, forced, fantasy dialogue, I have take a vicadin followed with a Red Bull chaser. My body's awake, but my mind's in timeout!

Pulp Ficton - I think this movie sucks because by doing so, I'll prove a point that MY opinion actually means jack shit on the internet. If you've read this far, I hope you get my point and realize just how pointless this thread is. Thank you, come again!

sandstone

11-10-2006, 01:47 PM

imagineer99

11-10-2006, 01:58 PM

well I guess you can expect some hate mail from these posts. Kevin Smith, evil dead pulp fiction, what the ****. Well everybody is entitled to their own opinions, even if they are ****ing retarded.

I think you missed the point of his post. Your sarcasm detector may be broken.

imagineer99

11-10-2006, 02:00 PM

If you've read this far, I hope you get my point and realize just how pointless this thread is. Thank you, come again!

Well, ALL message board posts are technically pointless. So, by replying to any thread on this board--which predominately consists of top 10 lists and the like--you are just fueling everything you claim to hate.

iggystar

11-10-2006, 02:13 PM

Everyone raves about this movie I don't see it, and that was theme of the thread, right ?

Opinions, especially differing ones, are pretty much the point of forums in general. I get yours, believe me I respect yours, but for me when someone doesn't like The Matrix I just don't understand. There are plenty of other movies I love that I can understand why someone doesn't like it say Unbreakable, but not this one. :)

sandstone

11-10-2006, 02:18 PM

I think you missed the point of his post. Your sarcasm detector may be broken.

know, I agree with you. I'm actually sick as hell today, and that's why I'm still posting at 9 a.m. Eastern time. Any other day I would have left for the gym four hours ago and been at work by now. I already deleted my post. Being quite a ***** today.

divadawg9234

11-10-2006, 04:09 PM

\

Rat Race – Too many semi-funny things happening at once. It was just too over-the-top.
I have the best story about this movie... it even made Seth Green laugh :)

iggystar

11-10-2006, 06:21 PM

I have the best story about this movie... it even made Seth Green laugh :)

Ok, so you're gonna leave me hanging? :D

divadawg9234

11-10-2006, 07:08 PM

Ok, so you're gonna leave me hanging? :D
oh yeah... I thought I told this story before, but here goes anyway;

My (now ex)stepfather and his brother and sisters all do movie editing and scoring (Elmer Bernstein is(was:( ) my "uncle" because they mostly worked with him and he spent a lot of holidays with us when I was growing up)

Anyway, one of my aunts was doing the scoring for Rat Race and she had a copy of the movie (waaaaay before it came out) that didn't have any background sound at all... just whatever was picked up with booms (so mostly the actors voices, and "action" scenes where there is no dialog were completely silent... good stuff!) I borrowed it and watched it with a couple of my girlfriends one weekend (we laughed our asses off btw) and we decided it would be really funny to tell our friends that we came up with this really great idea for a movie, and then would tell our friends the basic storyline behind Rat Race. We'd quote stupid things from the movie, then look at eachother and say, "we should totally put that in our movie!!" Months later the movie came out and all our friends thought it was a great joke... so did Seth when I told him the story a few months ago, I believe his exact words were, "my buddies and I would have totally done the same thing in high school"

soundwave2-0

11-10-2006, 07:26 PM

oh yeah... I thought I told this story before, but here goes anyway;

My (now ex)stepfather and his brother and sisters all do movie editing and scoring (Elmer Bernstein is(was:( ) my "uncle" because they mostly worked with him and he spent a lot of holidays with us when I was growing up)

Anyway, one of my aunts was doing the scoring for Rat Race and she had a copy of the movie (waaaaay before it came out) that didn't have any background sound at all... just whatever was picked up with booms (so mostly the actors voices, and "action" scenes where there is no dialog were completely silent... good stuff!) I borrowed it and watched it with a couple of my girlfriends one weekend (we laughed our asses off btw) and we decided it would be really funny to tell our friends that we came up with this really great idea for a movie, and then would tell our friends the basic storyline behind Rat Race. We'd quote stupid things from the movie, then look at eachother and say, "we should totally put that in our movie!!" Months later the movie came out and all our friends thought it was a great joke... so did Seth when I told him the story a few months ago, I believe his exact words were, "my buddies and I would have totally done the same thing in high school"

how do you know seth green or did you just run into him?

invaderzim

11-10-2006, 07:28 PM

oh yeah... I thought I told this story before, but here goes anyway;

My (now ex)stepfather and his brother and sisters all do movie editing and scoring (Elmer Bernstein is(was:( ) my "uncle" because they mostly worked with him and he spent a lot of holidays with us when I was growing up)

Anyway, one of my aunts was doing the scoring for Rat Race and she had a copy of the movie (waaaaay before it came out) that didn't have any background sound at all... just whatever was picked up with booms (so mostly the actors voices, and "action" scenes where there is no dialog were completely silent... good stuff!) I borrowed it and watched it with a couple of my girlfriends one weekend (we laughed our asses off btw) and we decided it would be really funny to tell our friends that we came up with this really great idea for a movie, and then would tell our friends the basic storyline behind Rat Race. We'd quote stupid things from the movie, then look at eachother and say, "we should totally put that in our movie!!" Months later the movie came out and all our friends thought it was a great joke... so did Seth when I told him the story a few months ago, I believe his exact words were, "my buddies and I would have totally done the same thing in high school"

I envy you. Seth Green is a God. robot chicken has got to be one of the funny shows on TV today, I also really love rat race. Hook me up god dammit. I even ended up buying the extended box set of robot chicken. The one with the viewfinder. After I already bought the regular box set.

oh yeah, how gay am I, one of my favorite all-time movies is, can't hardly wait.

divadawg9234

11-10-2006, 07:30 PM

how do you know seth green or did you just run into him?
we almost got married back in June...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e399/divadawg9234/MySpace%20stuff/PartyMonster.jpg

soundwave2-0

11-10-2006, 07:42 PM

we almost got married back in June...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e399/divadawg9234/MySpace%20stuff/PartyMonster.jpg

good thing you didn't. i can't have another man's blood on my hands for you.

losojosdemuerte

11-10-2006, 08:12 PM

1. The Break Up
2. Silent Hill
3. Troy
4. Day After Tomorrow
5. Waist Deep

What in the hell is up with theses people.

soundwave2-0

11-10-2006, 08:16 PM

1. The Break Up
2. Silent Hill
3. Troy
4. Day After Tomorrow
5. Waist Deep

What in the hell is up with theses people.

besides the first one...everyone i know hated or never even saw the "loved" movies on your list. i think you need to upgrade your friends dude.

invaderzim

11-10-2006, 08:17 PM

1. The Break Up
2. Silent Hill
3. Troy
4. Day After Tomorrow
5. Waist Deep

What in the hell is up with theses people.

I really like silent Hill and Troy, but day after tomorrow was the biggest load of shit on the big screen I've ever ****ing seen

avcabob

11-10-2006, 09:43 PM

The Day After Tomorrow pissed me off cause there's a book with the same title that I absolutely loved and when I first hear about it, I thought they were making a movie of the book and was pissed when I heard what the movie was going to be about. And now when people see the book on my shelf or I tell them how much I like the book they look at me weird cause they think it's a book version of the movie.

losojosdemuerte

11-10-2006, 11:14 PM

herod

11-11-2006, 01:27 AM

I don't really have a five.... I could name 5 that I hated and my friends loved, but my friends love complete shit so I try to avoid all movie conversations with them.

satansmagichat

11-11-2006, 01:49 AM

Opinions, especially differing ones, are pretty much the point of forums in general.

Goal: Piss off everyone

Success rate: Higher than the President's approval rating. I WIN!

daikun

11-15-2006, 09:03 AM

Lost in Translation - Give an amateur filmmaker a plane ticket to a foreign country and have him make a home movie about his experiences. That's Lost in Translation in a nutshell. This sort of stuff isn't meant for theaters.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - The worst of the Star Wars movies. The trailer made so many promises and killed them all off. The long-awaited Wookie battle? Lasted 5 seconds. The battle with General Grevious? What happened to the badass we saw in Clone Wars? This guy's a *****; same for Count Dooku. First 20 minutes? Boring. Writing and dialogue? Awful. I could go on...

Austin Powers in Goldmember - You could tell that they've jumped the shark with this one with the change of villains and plot. Dr. Evil making ransoms to threaten the world is when the franchise is at its best, and Goldmember started to detract from that. I'm glad the movie franchise stopped here instead of continued on.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Just didn't live up to the first. That's all I really need to say here.

Superman - I know it's considered a classic, but I was disappointed by the first Superman movie for one reason: the ending. It just felt disjointed and moronic. Fly halfway across the country, save Lois and a bus, and fly Luthor into jail. That's it. He just drops Luthor in jail as if nothing happened. Where's the big fight to the finish? He could've at least resisted and done something, making the finalé more interesting. And the "make Earth rotate backwards to reverse time" thing is just...ugh.

djhyjak

11-15-2006, 10:00 AM

1.Titanic
2.E.T.
3.2010
4.Saving Private Ryan
5.It's a wonderful life

briangilmore

11-15-2006, 04:59 PM

Lost in Translation - Give an amateur filmmaker a plane ticket to a foreign country and have him make a home movie about his experiences. That's Lost in Translation in a nutshell. This sort of stuff isn't meant for theaters.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - The worst of the Star Wars movies. The trailer made so many promises and killed them all off. The long-awaited Wookie battle? Lasted 5 seconds. The battle with General Grevious? What happened to the badass we saw in Clone Wars? This guy's a *****; same for Count Dooku. First 20 minutes? Boring. Writing and dialogue? Awful. I could go on...
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Dude. nobodly like the Star Wars prequels, whatchu talking about? and did you REALLY hate Episode III over I and *pukes* II?

and also, (sorry, this is one of my favorite movies ) Lost in Translation is arguably one of the best films in the last 6 years. The fact that you know nothing about it and probably don't have the patience for it make me think that maybe you just missed the point like a lot of *ahem* people I know did. That's not an amateur film maker, it's Sofia Coppola and she's brilliant. Oh and she's also a female.

I think Roger Ebert said it best:

"Yes, yes and yes. "Lost in Translation" requires audiences to be able to pick up feelings and information on frequencies that many moviegoers don't receive on. Most of the movies most people go to see are made in such a way that not a moment's thought is required. The audience is a passive receptor for mindless sensation. When I'm told by people that they hated "Lost in Translation," I have to restrain myself from replying, "You are saying more about yourself than about the film.""

losojosdemuerte

11-15-2006, 05:43 PM

5.It's a wonderful life

Man what is everyone's obsession with this movie??? Can anyone, anyone, anyone at all just tell me what am I missing about this movie? I have no clue what is so great about it. Maybe I need to see it again. :D

invaderzim

11-15-2006, 09:51 PM

Dude. nobodly like the Star Wars prequels, whatchu talking about? and did you REALLY hate Episode III over I and *pukes* II?

and also, (sorry, this is one of my favorite movies ) Lost in Translation is arguably one of the best films in the last 6 years. The fact that you know nothing about it and probably don't have the patience for it make me think that maybe you just missed the point like a lot of *ahem* people I know did. That's not an amateur film maker, it's Sofia Coppola and she's brilliant. Oh and she's also a female.

I think Roger Ebert said it best:

"Yes, yes and yes. "Lost in Translation" requires audiences to be able to pick up feelings and information on frequencies that many moviegoers don't receive on. Most of the movies most people go to see are made in such a way that not a moment's thought is required. The audience is a passive receptor for mindless sensation. When I'm told by people that they hated "Lost in Translation," I have to restrain myself from replying, "You are saying more about yourself than about the film.""

this might come as a big surprise to you, but I loved all the Star Wars prequels. Especially revenge of the Sith. That movie kicked ass. I think maybe it's because I wasn't 250 years old. When the first Star Wars came out. So I really don't appreciate it is much. oh yeah, and by the way Mark Hamill cannot act

djhyjak

11-16-2006, 03:48 AM

Man what is everyone's obsession with this movie??? Can anyone, anyone, anyone at all just tell me what am I missing about this movie? I have no clue what is so great about it. Maybe I need to see it again. :D

I feel your pain brother, Every Christmas im tortured by the 12 times it airs during the holidays. At my mothers, my grandmothers, my studio, it haunts my dreams.

dr-mojo

11-16-2006, 06:14 AM

You can't post a movie that you didn't finish

1. Amelie- Pretencious and frusterating

2. Napolean Dynomite- We get it he's a loser!! thats not funny!!

3. Donnie Darko AKA "how to overdue it!"

4. The Beyond- The acting is almost as bad as the flow

5. The Incredibles- Unfunny Watchmen rip off

briangilmore

11-16-2006, 07:23 AM

this might come as a big surprise to you, but I loved all the Star Wars prequels. Especially revenge of the Sith. That movie kicked ass. I think maybe it's because I wasn't 250 years old. When the first Star Wars came out. So I really don't appreciate it is much. oh yeah, and by the way Mark Hamill cannot act

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GOD! You're RIDICULOUS!
Zimmy, I love you! It's like you hate someone soooooo much that you love them. Like when ice gets so cold it can burn? Hell yeah. I adore you, buddy! come to the bbq! we'll throw the **** down.

invaderzim

11-16-2006, 10:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GOD! You're RIDICULOUS!
Zimmy, I love you! It's like you hate someone soooooo much that you love them. Like when ice gets so cold it can burn? Hell yeah. I adore you, buddy! come to the bbq! we'll throw the **** down.

you know i would come if i wasnt in new york.

big-doze

11-17-2006, 04:20 AM

1. Amelie- Pretentious and frustrating

3. Donnie Darko AKA "how to overdue it!"

Shakespeare in Love, old boy. Amelie terrified me from the beginning (that poster with her huge, evil eyes, peering into the darkest regions of my soul? No thank you!), and the movie was just plain creepy.

And DD is good for little more than drinking games and freaking your friends out with full volume quotes at inappropriate times (like at a wedding, screaming "I CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!", or during sex questioning your partner's commitment to Sparkle Motion.) That whole "interpret the ending yourself" crap translates to "Yeah, I didn't know what the f*ck that meant either..."

2. Napolean Dynomite- We get it he's a loser!! thats not funny

I still havn't made up my mind about this flick yet. I'll admit that, as I watched it, I laughed at certain times, but I was also significantly dumber for a week or two after seeing this film.

5. The Incredibles- Unfunny Watchmen rip off

Ok, now we may have to fight. Like, meet me behind the... internet... at three o' clock!

dr-mojo

11-17-2006, 04:25 AM

Ok, now we may have to fight. Like, meet me behind the... internet... at three o' clock![/QUOTE]

oh it's on!!! I liked it but i thought it was very overrated

dr-mojo

11-17-2006, 04:27 AM

Shakespeare in Love, old boy.

What didn't you like about Oldboy? Hahaha, I made my girlfreind watch it and she was cringing and covering her eyes the whole time

imagineer99

11-17-2006, 01:23 PM

That whole "interpret the ending yourself" crap translates to "Yeah, I didn't know what the f*ck that meant either..."

Kinda like that big ole' highfalutin, "I'm smarter than you are" whisper moment at the end of Lost In Translation. That wasn't smart or deep. It was Coppola with writer's block.

abacusand13south

11-17-2006, 04:06 PM

5. The Incredibles- Unfunny Watchmen rip off

Wow ive never heard that before and it is quite possibly one of the dumbest things ive ever heard.

araym

11-17-2006, 04:37 PM

batman

you have insulted my hero and me...
5 movies i hated
1. Scary movie 3
2. Scary movie 4
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. The grudge
5. The Ring (The Grudge and The Ring were not remotely scary!!!)

araym

11-17-2006, 04:49 PM

you have insulted my hero and me...
5 movies i hated
1. Scary movie 3
2. Scary movie 4
3. Napoleon Dynamite
4. The grudge
5. The Ring (The Grudge and The Ring were not remotely scary!!!)

nothing scary about a asian kid with alot of mascara on... same with a caucasian kid... I want a movie like dawn of the dead or night of the living dead zombie movies are my favorite horror sub-genre. This new age shit is not remotely REMOTELY...scary... I hope they stop that shit and make movies like they ussssssssssssssed to!!!(damn s key keeps sticking to the keyboard and won't come up again dammit!!! heh sorry)