Post the Scam you pulled off...

[vanden]

I thought it might be a good idea to have a thread of Scam you pulled off.....


I dont Scam that much but I did do little something something....

I scammed someone into buying a case of games only to find that every disk had a rickroll video on it. IT was great fun.......

[presx]

I scammed a free coffee the other day with the quarters trick...

Tim Hortons roll up the rim to win got me a 2nd one out of the deal too!

:)

[frankiethewaffle]

OK here is a rather dark scam I have committed, or I have done this before.

OK when a woman has a fight with her boyfriend/husband whatever. She has some interest in you be it revenge or whatever, you have none in her.

One of my favorite things to get a laugh from a troubled chick is "my favorite two words". I combine that with a trick I learned long ago. It also makes a persons colon run in diarrhea form if you do it right.

OK far as the scam. You ask to take the time to give a hand massage that can take up to fifteen minutes. You take both of her hands and massage around till you get to the area between their thumb and hand. There is a gland that stimulates the colon. Look on her eyes, talk slow and steady. Take your time, by all means keep her quiet. Eventually she will have to cut out to the toilet. You get rid of her then.

You can combine that with this. Massage her hands to keep it innocent, no colon thing here. Talk you her slow and steady till you decide to get her to repeat what you say. Lead her in....deep breaths....repeat, "Peace.....silence....." Get her to smile slightly then drop the bomb. Repeat after me.....breath in.....breath out....breath in,,,,say Ham Sandwich..." If you want to make a woman smile this is fool proof. No one man or woman can resist smiling when they say "ham sandwich."

I have gotten rid of many obnoxious drunken broads with the colon thing. I have gotten many more women to do a lot more than use my toilet with the ham sandwich thing.

Take your time do it right. You'll get what you want.

[dre9]

This was just for fun.
I jokingly pretended to chug wine from a wine bottle.
I then bet my boyfriend that I could drink from the bottom of the wine bottle. It being the bottom and having no opening to let wine out of, he bet against it.
So, I took a drink from the top, re-corked it and turned the bottle over.
I then (don't be all grossed out...) spit the wine into that indent MOST wine bottles have (to rob you of wine!) and drank it from there.
It's a play on words, but I still won!
~dre'

[someaudioguy]

chalk another one up for the quarters. Just got a free lunch out of it. Woot! IN-n-Out!

[tuxotaku]

I tried the quarter on the head trick, only I added my own little spice to it...the whole situation kinda went like this....

So I'm waiting for my bro to finish work (he works a a pub near me) and one of his buddies is there too, so I explain the quarter thing to him...I grab a quarter, pretend to put it on his head, and he proceeds to smack his head on the table...now I'm playing it up telling him stuff like "wow dude, that's REALLY stuck on there!" So I palm the coin, and "take it off his head" look quizzically at him and say "here, I'm gonna put this back on your head again...keep banging it...only, just do it a couple times, then come back up, shake your head side to side...if that doesn't work, keep it up, but also at the same time, try blowing at it like you had hair in your eyes that you were trying to get rid of." I demonstrated what I meant, and he went to work...It was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever seen.

[bigshotprof]

It's a cobwebbed classic, but the flip-the-cups trick still works.

H=Heads (or the top of the glass)
T=Tails (or the bottom)

Start with H T H
Say "Do what I do."
then flip the two to your left T H H
then the outsides H H T
Then the left again T T T
Give them just enough time to see that all three are Tails (or bottoms), then flip the center up to heads and say "Now you try it." It will start them at T H T, which will make it impossible but very few people notice--you being in bars and all.

[rabidbadger]

This was just for fun.
I jokingly pretended to chug wine from a wine bottle.
I then bet my boyfriend that I could drink from the bottom of the wine bottle. It being the bottom and having no opening to let wine out of, he bet against it.
So, I took a drink from the top, re-corked it and turned the bottle over.
I then (don't be all grossed out...) spit the wine into that indent MOST wine bottles have (to rob you of wine!) and drank it from there.
It's a play on words, but I still won!
~dre'

I love this one. Clever. :D

but the "indent" is called a "punt" and is used to trap sediment around the edges in wines, usually older reds, and even more so in higher end beers, so the sediment is less likely to pour into the glass. Other reasons too, from old glass blowing bottle making techniques.

[evansawred]

Today at work I did the tongue-ashtray/Human Ashtray. It was fun, got a video of it on my coworker's camera. Hopefully I can get it on Youtube soon!

[shwooddotcom]

Today at work I did the tongue-ashtray/Human Ashtray. It was fun, got a video of it on my coworker's camera. Hopefully I can get it on Youtube soon!

Definitely post the video.

[nateguy]

This is a classic and hilarious scam similar using the same idea as the code drink (using friends). First, make a friend. Second, give them the lo-down. You'll go to the other side of the bar or other place and the victims will pick out an object. When you come back, the accomplice will start naming random objects. The trick is that the accomplice will name something black right before the object that the victims picked. They'll never guess!

[evansawred]

This is a classic and hilarious scam similar using the same idea as the code drink (using friends). First, make a friend. Second, give them the lo-down. You'll go to the other side of the bar or other place and the victims will pick out an object. When you come back, the accomplice will start naming random objects. The trick is that the accomplice will name something black right before the object that the victims picked. They'll never guess!

Can you elaborate? I don't understand where the trickery comes in :p

[minton]

I do a variation of the Code Drink and it works pretty well.

I also use the Key Card (Brian said it's coming up in a future epsiode) It's an easy card trick and always scores a free beer

[evansawred]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9M40y5f4vw

Video of me becoming the Human Ashtray! I was at work, which is why I look terrible, haha

[rabidbadger]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=J9M40y5f4vw

Video of me becoming the Human Ashtray! I was at work, which is why I look terrible, haha

that was friggen great. barely saw the tapping. Thanks for sharing.

[rabidbadger]

and hey, you got more balls than me. aint tried that one yet.

[evansawred]

I was actually pretty damn nervous beforehand, but I could barely feel the heat :)

[evansawred]

I've gotten a few friends and coworkers with the quarter puzzle... People seem to come close to getting it, but then mess up, haha.

Oh and everyone check out my video (poster above) and comment on it! :)

[minton]

Saturday night I did the Human Chimney a few times, failed a few jack-o-lantern attempts (I was a little tipsy), and scored 3 free beers with the key card (Brian said it's in a upcoming episode, page 1 of the book for those of you who have it).

[shwooddotcom]

Saturday night I did the Human Chimney a few times, failed a few jack-o-lantern attempts (I was a little tipsy), and scored 3 free beers with the key card (Brian said it's in a upcoming episode, page 1 of the book for those of you who have it).

Awesome!

[tomremixed]

I just did the human chimney at a party I went to. I didn't get a video but it was probably the best one I've ever done. Most of the time I get very little smoke coming out and I can hardly even see it but this time it was a a huge puff of smoke coming out. I didn't get anything for performing the trick but I did look pretty cool doing it.

[minton]

the human chimney is a great starter trick to break the Ice, then you bust out some puzzles or some other more complicated tricks to get the free drinks!!!

[yonatones]

Well, I'm not sure If this sounds impressing at all, but I showed my brother both tricks and he got them right on the first try.

:(