Lesbian Adult Video Center (NSFW)

[lesbungis]

===[idiot]===

[ariastar]

Because porn is so hard to find online?

[skyz]

pink lingerie for lesbians ?

what is that about

do they get different shades of pink than i do ?

[rabidbadger]

I think they meant "plaid" not pink...just a typo ;)

[ericjosepi]

I think I've seen half of those titles on a torrent site i have an account on...

[Bohemian_Beauty]

*yawn*

It's all about Youporn.

[kevincollateral]

*yawn*

It's all about Youporn.

or redtube....not like id know...

[tokenuser]

... or Usenet. The original internet porn site.

[rabidbadger]

xtube ftw!!! just do NOT do a search for me there. I won't show up so don't bother. I swear... really...

[esophagus]

You can always just use your free pay site. ;)

[samureye]

What's sex?

[ericjosepi]

What's sex?

I don't remember...

[rabidbadger]

and I remember all too well. It's the devils work I say!

[rabidbadger]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/Satan/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg

[vahnx]

xtube ftw!!! just do NOT do a search for me there. I won't show up so don't bother. I swear... really...

At first I used Limewire, then I found freetube, then pornotube, and now youporn. Sometimes torrent videos, but youporn is quick n' fast. Gotta add xtube to my favorites.

[Bohemian_Beauty]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/Satan/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg

LMFAO! God. I feel old.

[rabidbadger]

and I gotta check out redtube and youporn. wait. this thread is still up?

what about the children? think of the children. gotta make the whole universe safe for the five year olds....

oh wait. forgot where kids come from. never mind.



oh. and.. boobies.

[rabidbadger]

LMFAO! God. I feel old.

go ahead, feel old, at least you aint old... :(

[rabidbadger]

I am old...

http://dryden.eastmanhouse.org/media/seal.jpg

[Bohemian_Beauty]

go ahead, feel old, at least you aint old... :(

Hah! I'm 2 shy of 30. -_-

[rabidbadger]

Hah! I'm 2 shy of 30. -_-

I am 14 unshy of it.

[ericjosepi]

Hard to believe I was 19 when I signed up here... been around these parts forever it seems like

[rabidbadger]

well, you took quite a long hiatus there for a while, almost half a year. but say the word porn and you come stumbling back, hat in hand. that is your hat, right?

[techliveadmin]

Usenet is porn? I've used it before for torrents, but never saw anything related to porn with the torrents :S

[ariastar]

*yawn*

It's all about Youporn.

Nah, it's all about xtube.

[ariastar]

xtube ftw!!! just do NOT do a search for me there. I won't show up so don't bother. I swear... really...

Joel, WOW! Impressive vids, didn't know you rolled that way though.

[ariastar]

What's sex?

What you do with yourself and that bottle of lotion at night. Only some people do it with others too.

[ariastar]

LMFAO! God. I feel old.

I've got that entire movie memorized, so don't feel bad. :) It's my go-to movie when I wanna relax. I've seen it over a hundred times.

[ariastar]

Hah! I'm 2 shy of 30. -_-

I'm two and a half shy of 30, and Cody's one year and 364 days behind me. :) When's your birthday?

[rabidbadger]

Only some people do it with others too.

why? why ruin a good thing?










oh, this thread is going to hell in a handbasket. odd thing is... I got a thing for handbaskets... see ya there

[techliveadmin]

O btw you all said i cudnt do it, tomorow will make me 14 days clean of it :) lol.......

[rabidbadger]

umm. hurray? dude. do what ya gotta do. nothing wrong either way. Just don't wanna be the one to wash your sheets ...

[rabidbadger]

I don't remember...

I could remind you...


oh, not that! I mean, I could describe it for you in a perfectly nice clinical manner. you know, just because, you know I'm here for you, you know, in the sense that I am willing to talk... and you know...


shut me up. now.

[bani-banan]

O btw you all said i cudnt do it, tomorow will make me 14 days clean of it :) lol.......

It's been more than 14 days since we had our masturbation discussion.

=)

[rabidbadger]

mmmmm. masturbation... the other white meat. did I just say that out loud?

[kronos6948]

Xtube? Youporn? Bah. I can never find what I want there. The Hun's Yellow Pages has been my go to site since I was 18 (which was about 15 years ago!), and I've recently discovered AskTiava.com. Best thing about AskTiava? MIDGETS!! Something the Porn industry needs more of...attractive midget women. Bridget doesn't do it for me. There's a redhead midget woman who recently had surgery to lengthen her limbs...so she's got some scarring. She was pretty hot beforehand...and then there's the hideous looking midgets. Either way though, they're fun to watch!!!





Yeah, I'm a little sick...:D

[damnedeyez]

... or Usenet. The original internet porn site.

Fond memories of the early 90s...

[rabidbadger]

Xtube? Youporn? Bah. I can never find what I want there. The Hun's Yellow Pages has been my go to site since I was 18 (which was about 15 years ago!), and I've recently discovered AskTiava.com. Best thing about AskTiava? MIDGETS!! Something the Porn industry needs more of...attractive midget women. Bridget doesn't do it for me. There's a redhead midget woman who recently had surgery to lengthen her limbs...so she's got some scarring. She was pretty hot beforehand...and then there's the hideous looking midgets. Either way though, they're fun to watch!!!
Yeah, I'm a little sick...:D



holy crap. I thought just prefering dudes was odd enough. and if you are kidding, then you know way too much about midget chicks just to be kidding. whoa. I think you are just trying to shut this thread down.


umm...

[kronos6948]

holy crap. I thought just prefering dudes was odd enough. and if you are kidding, then you know way too much about midget chicks just to be kidding. whoa. I think you are just trying to shut this thread down.


umm...


Midgets are people too! Just a bit shorter! ;)

http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007/10/28/midgetwrestling_2.jpg

http://www.osaka-geidai.ac.jp/geidai/gakka/shashin/topics/katsuyaku/img/little_people.jpg

And, just so I cover both genders:

http://www.turfsm.com/uploaded_images/hard_core_heavy_metal_midget-758895.jpg

[ariastar]

O btw you all said i cudnt do it, tomorow will make me 14 days clean of it :) lol.......

Um, that conversation was over a month ago. You cheated and did it.

[tokenuser]

Fond memories of the early 90s...

Usenet is still the best source of porn on the internet. Forget the 90's with the line by line download of the GIF files to your computer over 2400 baud modems ... usenet is still the darkest hole in the online world with the content you can access.

Yes even midget porn - alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midget

[techliveadmin]

Um, that conversation was over a month ago. You cheated and did it.

I know, but I stopped like 2 weeks now. You all were right it is hard to stop. But I think I got the fort down now. Today is 2 weeks!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

Who wants to see if I could go for another 2 weeks? I know I could, do you all think I could?

[lordbyron]

I'm two and a half shy of 30, and Cody's one year and 364 days behind me. :) When's your birthday?

Blaaa and you 2 are talking about old I am 8 past 30

[tokenuser]

Blaaa and you 2 are talking about old I am 8 past 30I think there is a cadre of CODs (cranky old dudes) here. I am nudging 39, and Masher is already past middle age. How about we all just sit back on the front porch in our rocking chairs yelling at the kids to get off our lawn, pull their pants up, and stop playing their music so damn loud? ;)

[lordbyron]

Usenet is still the best source of porn on the internet. Forget the 90's with the line by line download of the GIF files to your computer over 2400 baud modems ... usenet is still the darkest hole in the online world with the content you can access.

Yes even midget porn - alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midget

Token you seem like you know where to get all the porn.....

[damnedeyez]

Usenet is still the best source of porn on the internet. Forget the 90's with the line by line download of the GIF files to your computer over 2400 baud modems ... usenet is still the darkest hole in the online world with the content you can access.

Yes even midget porn - alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midget


Yeah, that's true. I check back every so often and just gaze dreamily at the pure amount of groups and posts.


(And I'm one of those CODs on the flipside of 30)

[tokenuser]

Token you seem like you know where to get all the porn.....People think Martin Sargent knows the seedier side of the intarwebs. Hell, I have been plumbing the depths of the net since before Mosaic was a twinkle in Marc Andreessen's eye.

Gopher, WAIS, FTP, and usenet ... especially usenet.

People keep pushing pay-for-use porn sites, or grabbing torrent files, etc., but if only they realised that even more powerful is the granddaddy of distribution mechanisms - and its completely free.

[lordbyron]

People think Martin Sargent knows the seedier side of the intarwebs. Hell, I have been plumbing the depths of the net since before Mosaic was a twinkle in Marc Andreessen's eye.

Gopher, WAIS, FTP, and usenet ... especially usenet.

People keep pushing pay-for-use porn sites, or grabbing torrent files, etc., but if only they realised that even more powerful is the granddaddy of distribution mechanisms - and its completely free.

Yea I have messing around on this stuff a long time too, I seems we are about the same age. I remember having a 300 baud modem on my CoCo.

[lordbyron]

I think there is a cadre of CODs (cranky old dudes) here. I am nudging 39, and Masher is already past middle age. How about we all just sit back on the front porch in our rocking chairs yelling at the kids to get off our lawn, pull their pants up, and stop playing their music so damn loud? ;)

I agree with that pants deal. But right now when my kids get into my truck they tell me to turn down the music. But I don't have all that 10000 watt amps 12 subs stereo system. Just the factory bose sound system.

[techliveadmin]

Hey I think you all forgot bagder, isnt he like 40 something? I got a long, long, long, longgggggggggg way before I reach your ages. isnt aria like 27 or something, and that bohemian girl like 30 or a bit before it?

Most people here are double my age, some of you all triple my age. Yet....I feel so right at home!........

[tokenuser]

Most people here are double my age, some of you all triple my age. Yet....I feel so right at home!........Pull up your pants and get off the lawn.

Damn freakin' hippie ...

[Bohemian_Beauty]

Hey I think you all forgot bagder, isnt he like 40 something? I got a long, long, long, longgggggggggg way before I reach your ages. isnt aria like 27 or something, and that bohemian girl like 30 or a bit before it?

Most people here are double my age, some of you all triple my age. Yet....I feel so right at home!........

Haha. 28, buddy.

[gi_josh]

So....porn. In my opinion, redtube FTW. Even Kevin Smith uses it.

As far as Usenet...I've always heard about usenet, but I've never really learned how to use it. Anybody wanna point me in the right direction?

[ariastar]

I know, but I stopped like 2 weeks now. You all were right it is hard to stop. But I think I got the fort down now. Today is 2 weeks!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

Who wants to see if I could go for another 2 weeks? I know I could, do you all think I could?

I know I could go two weeks without doing it, but I also get sex and the novelty of an orgasm for the sake of having one wore off a long time ago. I'm more into the intimacy and cuddles now.

You ought to start a thread and see who will join you for a masturbation-abstain-a-thon.

[ariastar]

Hey I think you all forgot bagder, isnt he like 40 something? I got a long, long, long, longgggggggggg way before I reach your ages. isnt aria like 27 or something, and that bohemian girl like 30 or a bit before it?

Most people here are double my age, some of you all triple my age. Yet....I feel so right at home!........

Joel's older. We love our Joely!

[ariastar]

I agree with that pants deal. But right now when my kids get into my truck they tell me to turn down the music. But I don't have all that 10000 watt amps 12 subs stereo system. Just the factory bose sound system.

Heh, my dad and I had the same taste in music, so that was awesome. And when my parents got a black LHS (hey, it was a hot car in that town), my brother and I liked them to crank the music. Ah, good memories.

[ariastar]

...before Mosaic was a twinkle in Marc Andreessen's eye.

"a twinkle in [someone]'s eye." That phrase always makes me laugh.

[lordbyron]

I'm more into the intimacy and cuddles now.

To me it more like you better hurry if you want one....I'm done now get off. LOL j/k

[bani-banan]

BangBros and BangBus.

Best scripter, wannabe-unscripter show ever!

I just love how they lure out the women and then run back into the van - to drive off!

Oh well.

Techliveadmin - you fail at life!

[rabidbadger]

bani. be nice. He is learning self control. his wife will appreciate that. but damn, I feel awkward talking about the masturabatory habits of a 15 year old. jeeze.

[xibalba]

Probably is illegal as well.

[esophagus]

14 days is a record for you or something? Wow. I feel better about myself.

It's nothing bad. Just seems. Much. Hormones and all that jazz, though, I guess.

[Bohemian_Beauty]

Everybody has a vice. I guess getting off is his. ;)

[rabidbadger]

all I know is if I can make it 14 days, then day 15 is AWESOME!!!!

[ericjosepi]

well... back to cheggit i go!

[ariastar]

bani. be nice. He is learning self control. his wife will appreciate that. but damn, I feel awkward talking about the masturabatory habits of a 15 year old. jeeze.

You're talking about it in a matter-of-fact sense, and that's okay. It's not like you're soliciting him or anything, so no worries.

[ariastar]

Probably is illegal as well.

Soliciting minors for sex is illegal, but talking about it is okay. If it weren't, we'd all be in a load of trouble.

[gi_josh]

all I know is if I can make it 14 days, then day 15 is AWESOME!!!!

Exactly!! It's always awesome after not doing it for a long time.

Oh, and Joel? Totally didn't see a video of you on xtube...was someone fibbing?

[popltree2]

Back in my day, we had BBS with ASCII porn and we were grateful! And we had to walk up hill both ways in the snow to get it!

[Bohemian_Beauty]

Exactly!! It's always awesome after not doing it for a long time.

Oh, and Joel? Totally didn't see a video of you on xtube...was someone fibbing?

If you find, must post!

[bani-banan]

bani. be nice. He is learning self control. his wife will appreciate that. but damn, I feel awkward talking about the masturabatory habits of a 15 year old. jeeze.

You mean, not masturbation will exceed the "cum-point"?

Won't that speed things up?

[freepy]

Because porn is so hard to find online?

Uh ... Its very easy I guess

For example :

===[ Links deleted. Someone just had to cross the line didn't they ... ]===

[ariastar]

Uh ... Its very easy I guess

For example :

===[ Links deleted. Someone just had to cross the line didn't they ... ]===

Nice try, Spammy McSpammer!

[ariastar]

Back in my day, we had BBS with ASCII porn and we were grateful! And we had to walk up hill both ways in the snow to get it!

My OH! face, let me show you it:

{{:eek:}}
{{/ \}}
(o) (o)


| |v| |


I spent way too long on colorized-redhead-ASCII porn. Do I win something?

[ariastar]

Exactly!! It's always awesome after not doing it for a long time.

Oh, and Joel? Totally didn't see a video of you on xtube...was someone fibbing?

It's there. Look harder. HARDER, Baby!

[ariastar]

If you find, must post!

LOL, see how things go around here? :D

[ariastar]

You mean, not masturbation will exceed the "cum-point"?

Won't that speed things up?

Get to the edge, don't go over, push yourself further each time without giving in. Does good things. Believe me.

[tokenuser]

Can I post in dark grey to be really, really annoying?

[chuckles]

I am so tempted to delete this thread. Every time I see it, I automagically think that it is spam. I am such a Pavlovian dog. :(

-chuckles-

[kronos6948]

My OH! face, let me show you it:

{{:eek:}}
{{/ \}}
(o) (o)


| |v| |


I spent way too long on colorized-redhead-ASCII porn. Do I win something?


Don't delete it yet...

I'm not finished.

[lordbyron]

Don't delete it yet...

I'm not finished.

Its been longer than 2 minuets hasn't it?

[tokenuser]

Its been longer than 2 minuets hasn't it?

He's on a slow connection ... taking awhile to download.

[ariastar]

Token:

Only if I can. :)

[lordbyron]

He's on a slow connection ... taking awhile to download.

LOL good one for an old guy.

[kronos6948]

Its been longer than 2 minuets hasn't it?

It's the callouses.

[rabidbadger]

chuckles, this thread aint nothing compared to the legendary orgy thread.. so don't close it.

and folks, you don't think I do an xtube vid using my real, or rev3 name, do you?

[ryudo]

This is the worst greatest topic ever.;)

[ariastar]

chuckles, this thread aint nothing compared to the legendary orgy thread.. so don't close it.

and folks, you don't think I do an xtube vid using my real, or rev3 name, do you?

I miss the orgy thread! Why did it get closed again?

[rabidbadger]

no reason. it got necro-posted a few weeks later, and a mod just shut it down for no real reason..

[ryudo]

no reason. it got necro-posted a few weeks later, and a mod just shut it down for no real reason..
That means only one thing then.
everyone who was in that topic should gather together and have a real orgy.
No mods allowed.

[rabidbadger]

That means only one thing then.
everyone who was in that topic should gather together and have a real orgy.
No mods allowed.


that's an awesome idea... but, dangit, I was just the doorman :mad:

[ryudo]

that's an awesome idea... but, dangit, I was just the doorman :mad:

It shall be outside and doormen invited also.

[Bohemian_Beauty]

Soooo.. Anyone going to Comic-Con? ;)

[rabidbadger]

for the curious. (http://www.revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4581)

[kronos6948]

that's an awesome idea... but, dangit, I was just the doorman :mad:


The Back door man?

Ba dum Pum!



Thank you. I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[lordbyron]

Soooo.. Anyone going to Comic-Con? ;)

So what does that have to do with an orgy?

[rabidbadger]

seriously, though. anyone here ever been to an orgy?
don't need details. just a yes or no will suffice. also. what "constitutes" an orgy...? been with "several" before, but didn't call it an orgy...

[kronos6948]

seriously, though. anyone here ever been to an orgy?
don't need details. just a yes or no will suffice. also. what "constitutes" an orgy...? been with "several" before, but didn't call it an orgy...

Does a foursome count?

I've been in one of those, and three threesomes.

[masherscf]

I've never had sex with a 10, but one night a f*cked five twos!

[rabidbadger]

Does a foursome count?

I've been in one of those, and three threesomes.

hmm. when I think "orgy" I think of a room full of folks. not just a couple of couples. and or a third/fifth wheel.

[kronos6948]

hmm. when I think "orgy" I think of a room full of folks. not just a couple of couples. and or a third/fifth wheel.

Good point. Then, no, I've never been in one.

[rabidbadger]

rent "shortbus" for a real orgy scene. Or caligula

[kronos6948]

rent "shortbus" for a real orgy scene. Or caligula

I've seen Caligula...But, I've never seen "Shortbus". Funny they'd pick that name for a movie with an orgy, since the short bus is usually the one that the "special" people ride. Is this a "special" orgy?

[rabidbadger]

the title has a reason. but the "special" is a different special. Just normal folks with sexual hangups. but warning: gotta be very liberal to watch that movie....

made by the same guy who did Hedwig and the Angry Inch. One of my all time fave movies.

[md2389]

My OH! face, let me show you it:

{{:eek:}}
{{/ \}}
(o) (o)


| |v| |


I spent way too long on colorized-redhead-ASCII porn. Do I win something?

Oh please, you are SO faking it!



;)

[ryudo]

My OH! face, let me show you it:

{{:eek:}}
{{/ \}}
(o) (o)


| |v| |


I spent way too long on colorized-redhead-ASCII porn. Do I win something?

Aria you had a boob job?

Those look fake as opposed to natural.(o|o)

[gi_josh]

chuckles, this thread aint nothing compared to the legendary orgy thread.. so don't close it.

and folks, you don't think I do an xtube vid using my real, or rev3 name, do you?

Well thats what i searched for...any other hints?

[ariastar]

That means only one thing then.
everyone who was in that topic should gather together and have a real orgy.
No mods allowed.

Look up Power Exchange in San Francisco. April 30th, after the taping. Bring silk fabric. Those rubber sheets are hell on hair.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[ariastar]

seriously, though. anyone here ever been to an orgy?
don't need details. just a yes or no will suffice. also. what "constitutes" an orgy...? been with "several" before, but didn't call it an orgy...

Does having sex while a bunch of people watch on and get off count? Or is that being the show?

[ariastar]

for the curious. (http://www.revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4581)

Wow. WOW. I forgot how awesome that was.

So much has changed since then.

[ariastar]

Soooo.. Anyone going to Comic-Con? ;)

I wish. I want to go in some skimpy costume.

[ariastar]

Aria you had a boob job?

Those look fake as opposed to natural.(o|o)

Weight loss made them go from (o)(o) to (o)(o)

:(

[ariastar]

the title has a reason. but the "special" is a different special. Just normal folks with sexual hangups. but warning: gotta be very liberal to watch that movie....

made by the same guy who did Hedwig and the Angry Inch. One of my all time fave movies.

Hedwig. Only saw part of that. I liked it.

And is it possible to live in this area and not be liberal? I need to see both Shortbus and Caligula. Was Caligula really, REALLY as bad as I hear?

[kronos6948]

Hedwig. Only saw part of that. I liked it.

And is it possible to live in this area and not be liberal? I need to see both Shortbus and Caligula. Was Caligula really, REALLY as bad as I hear?

Two words:

Anal fisting.

[tokenuser]

Weight loss made them go from (o)(o) to (o)(o)

:(Better they went to (o)(o) instead of to
UU

[md2389]

Two words:

Anal fisting.

.....thanks for THAT mental image! :eek: Thanks to your post, I'm gonna have an ultra tight ass for about a year! :eek:

[rabidbadger]

.....I'm gonna have an ultra tight ass for about a year! :eek:

saahh-weeeet!!!
:rolleyes:

[ariastar]

Better they went to (o)(o) instead of to
UU

Well, maybe more like:

UU

Thing is, you can see my ribs through them, which is weird. *sigh* Well, since boobs are visible through shirts, I don't think it's too personal, but I went from a 44DD a few years ago to a 34C. The bands of 34s are slightly loose on the tightest hook, but 32s are actually kind of hard to find above a B.

[rabidbadger]

...Thank you. I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

On this thread, I'd rather have the pork. And what, exactly, do you mean by "tip" ? :p

[rabidbadger]

Does having sex while a bunch of people watch on and get off count? Or is that being the show?

Not an orgy, but sounds fun, ne'ertheless. :cool:

[rabidbadger]

Well thats what i searched for...any other hints?

dude, seen your posts on the hotgirl/guy thread. I'm pretty sure you would not wanna see it. Not like I'm doing a hot chick in it...

[md2389]

saahh-weeeet!!!
:rolleyes:

*walks away very slowly*

Thats not what brosearch is for man! ;)

[tokenuser]

*walks away very slowly*

Thats not what brosearch is for man! ;)*backs away very slowly*

[md2389]

What, you don't normally walk backwards all the time? ;)

[rabidbadger]

brosearch?

[heyseuss]

Weight loss made them go from (o)(o) to (o)(o)

:(

I saw my ex-gf recently who had a baby 3 months ago. She used to be the president of the itty-bitty commitee, but now they fill up every 3 hrs and get so hard and full they they stand up off her chest by themselves. She says when she wakes up in the morning, she can't see past them. Sadly, and strangely, she lost all her hip and thigh and ass after the birth, not that I can play with it anymore anyway.

[ryudo]

Does having sex while a bunch of people watch on and get off count? Or is that being the show?

Taking a wild guess here but...burning man?

[tokenuser]

Taking a wild guess here but...burning man?My guess would be Power Exchange (http://brianx.com/powerexchange.html).

[heyseuss]

Taking a wild guess here but...burning man?

If man burning, then man need some penicillin.

[rabidbadger]

If man burning, then man need some penicillin.

hahahahaha
I needed a laugh.

seriously, though, any of you folks had a vd? I had crabs once. No fun, but no lasting affects.

[techliveadmin]

O btw rabid, u do have good looks, if u were straight the girls would be all over you....saw ur pic on the orgy thread, I only watched the first one......then read what the otherss said about the second one.

[ericjosepi]

O btw rabid, u do have good looks, if u were straight the girls would be all over you....saw ur pic on the orgy thread, I only watched the first one......then read what the otherss said about the second one.

Good thing i pulled my pics from that thread

[heyseuss]

Good thing i pulled my pics from that thread

You made it out with nairly nobody seeing them. :D;)

[ericjosepi]

You made it out with nairly nobody seeing them. :D;)

And that story still follows me... :rolleyes:

[rabidbadger]

never going away.

and I pulled the jockstrap pic at my ex's insistance. haha.

[tokenuser]

hahahahaha
I needed a laugh.

seriously, though, any of you folks had a vd? I had crabs once. No fun, but no lasting affects.Nope. Serial monogamist. Only "going in" once I was sure of my partner. No one night stands - helps reduce the chances.

[rabidbadger]

I was a slut in my twenties. but read a hustler when I was 17, about aids. Knew back then it was dangerous. always took precautions. but damn lice ignore the rubber. haha.

[heyseuss]

I was a slut in my twenties.

Me too, a lucky one.

always took precautions. but damn lice ignore the rubber. haha.

Ignore the what ? Yeh, as I said, lucky. Very lucky.

[rabidbadger]

rubber. australian for "condom"

rubbers dont cover the pubes.

[masherscf]

Nope. Serial monogamist. Only "going in" once I was sure of my partner. No one night stands - helps reduce the chances.

I'm the same way.

[rabidbadger]

ooh. you fellow old farts are so cute. but you married, so respect!!!!

single little me, on the other hand...

(problem is, hand is the operative word, lately...haha)

[rabidbadger]

know whats' funny though? my young married friends, one of whom is intolerably handsome and sexy and hung, still crank it daily. don't get that...

[rabidbadger]

and they both got sexy and sexual wives... weird.

[masherscf]

know whats' funny though? my young married friends, one of whom is intolerably handsome and sexy and hung, still crank it daily. don't get that...

It's a timing issue. People with busy lives sometimes don't have time for sex. Sometimes, knocking out a quick one is a lot less troublesome than perfunctory sex.

Romantic no?

[heyseuss]

rubber. australian for "condom"

rubbers dont cover the pubes.

The joke I was making was, "a what?", pretending I didn't know what they are. Hence, why I claimed to be so lucky. I'm lucky because my sperm can't swim, and as of yet, haven't met a vagina that produces millions of tiny life rafts.


Pubes? What are they? Don't you get your pink card revoked if you aren't regularly 'scaping ?

[lordbyron]

*backs away very slowly*

RUNS away very quickly!

[lordbyron]

Well, maybe more like:

UU

Thing is, you can see my ribs through them, which is weird. *sigh* Well, since boobs are visible through shirts, I don't think it's too personal, but I went from a 44DD a few years ago to a 34C. The bands of 34s are slightly loose on the tightest hook, but 32s are actually kind of hard to find above a B.

Personally I think 36C-38C are perfect on an average framed woman. But I don't like bean pole women. Just enough meat to have curves. Gotta have curves. Oh and the dimples above the ass cheeks .... Perfect.

[ericjosepi]

I was a slut in my twenties. but read a hustler when I was 17, about aids. Knew back then it was dangerous. always took precautions. but damn lice ignore the rubber. haha.

I still need a whore year... Oh well... back to Spliffy's for some "material"... SPEAKing of material... is 66.7GB too much? Personally I think 66.6 would be egregious...

[heyseuss]

I still need a whore year... Oh well... back to Spliffy's for some "material"... SPEAKing of material... is 66.7GB too much? Personally I think 66.6 would be egregious...

The amount, is dictated by the relatives that will be going through your stuff when you die. Depending on how much they can handle before they change opinion of you, is how you gauge the threshold. BUT, consider 66 gig of vanilla porn to 66 gig of elf bondage porn. It's really up to the people that clean up your life when you die.

[ericjosepi]

The amount, is dictated by the relatives that will be going through your stuff when you die. Depending on how much they can handle before they change opinion of you, is how you gauge the threshold. BUT, consider 66 gig of vanilla porn to 66 gig of elf bondage porn. It's really up to the people that clean up your life when you die.

Well that was a far more serious response than I was looking for :p Especially from someone with a BHG sig ;)

[rabidbadger]

I love this thread. It should be made a sticky. If it aint already :D

[gi_josh]

dude, seen your posts on the hotgirl/guy thread. I'm pretty sure you would not wanna see it. Not like I'm doing a hot chick in it...

Its kinda what Kevin Smiths next movie is based on....if people you know do a porno, you just HAVE to see it for some reason.

[rabidbadger]

haha, ill let you know when it happens... but just gonna be me alone. does that constitute a porno?

[tokenuser]

haha, ill let you know when it happens... but just gonna be me alone. does that constitute a porno?Only if its done right.

[heyseuss]

Well that was a far more serious response than I was looking for :p Especially from someone with a BHG sig ;)

I'm sorry, part of being so damn funny all the time is, that I hurt and worry so much in my offtime. Here's my new answer;

I still need a whore year... Oh well... back to Spliffy's for some "material"... SPEAKing of material... is 66.7GB too much?

Is it wednesday already ?


and there's something pretty incredible about BHG music and lyrics, especially the lyrics

[heyseuss]

Its kinda what Kevin Smiths next movie is based on....if people you know do a porno, you just HAVE to see it for some reason.

A friend of mine of 10 years started making porn. I didn't feel too weird watching it, because I like porn, but all the wives and gf's of the group of friends that my porn-friend and myself were part of, all wanted to see his work. I don't know why, but I have no problem watching my buddy in porn, thankfully, he directs more than acts.

[Bohemian_Beauty]

I can't remember the last time I saw a good looking guy in porn. And by good looking, I mean someone I wouldn't mind railin' me.

They really need to invest in better looking men in this industry. Stop saving them all for the gay porn! Bastards.

[heyseuss]

I can't remember the last time I saw a good looking guy in porn. And by good looking, I mean someone I wouldn't mind railin' me.

They really need to invest in better looking men in this industry. Stop saving them all for the gay porn! Bastards.



Men get paid less than a third of what women do, so, it's not like the money will attract the good looking guys. I think it's only being done by guys who do it for the love of the biz. Besides, men aren't really required to have alot of on-camera presence. Unfortunately, I know a bunch of good looking guys in the biz.

[xibalba]

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Ron-Jeremy.article.jpg

[tokenuser]

Holy crap - I am wearing an almost identical shirt today :)
I guess we have more in common than I thought :D

[gi_josh]

Holy crap - I am wearing an almost identical shirt today :)
I guess we have more in common than I thought :D

What, you thought the similarities ended after the dick size and the porn acting? Nope, you've got similar taste in clothing as well.

[heyseuss]

What, you thought the similarities ended after the dick size and the porn acting? Nope, you've got similar taste in clothing as well.

I was going to say something about receding hair, and waistlines, and now bad taste, ending the list of similarities there.

[tokenuser]

I was going to say something about receding hair, and waistlines, and now bad taste, ending the list of similarities there.Your list is closer to the mark :( ... expanding waistline, grey hair, a taste for camp shirts, and - like 90% of men - I have an above average sized penis ;)

[masherscf]

Your list is closer to the mark :( ... expanding waistline, grey hair, a taste for camp shirts, and - like 90% of men - I have an above average sized penis ;)

I don't even know what average is. But, I think they make condoms too small as a marketing tool.

[ryudo]

tmi...............

[ariastar]

I love this thread. It should be made a sticky. If it aint already :D

With all the sex - I mean, hand jobs, I'm sure it already is sticky.

I don't even know what average is. But, I think they make condoms too small as a marketing tool.

Nope. I've been with a couple guys that definitely needed those. They exist.

Your list is closer to the mark :( ... expanding waistline, grey hair, a taste for camp shirts, and - like 90% of men - I have an above average sized penis ;)

I wonder how guys gage size. I mean, do you whip them out to compare? Leave it to the straight girls and gay guys to decide. We're the ones who see far more of them. And I have enough experience to know. *hangs head in whorish shame*

Nope. Serial monogamist. Only "going in" once I was sure of my partner. No one night stands - helps reduce the chances.

I've had four one-night-stands (at least I know all their first and last names), and hell if I know how the hell I managed to never get anything. Cody was there at my last pap (don't go ew, it's damned good that we're that comfortable with each other that what happens with our bodies we can be open about), and that was fine too. When I'm dating someone, well, an ex of mine called me "too faithful." Can't say I regret anything I've done because I've learned a lot from it and makes me appreciate having Cody that much more.

hahahahaha
I needed a laugh.

seriously, though, any of you folks had a vd? I had crabs once. No fun, but no lasting affects.

Crabs isn't a VD. They're annoying little fuckers that ended up going around my high school. You literally got it from fucking toilet seats. Small town, the one pharmacy didn't stock enough stuff for it, so a bunch of kids, myself included, just shaved the pubes off. And since I have a major phobia of bugs, spiders, and insects, severely, I don't know how I didn't kill myself from fear of bugs I couldn't flick off.

Taking a wild guess here but...burning man?

Power Exchange.

I saw my ex-gf recently who had a baby 3 months ago. She used to be the president of the itty-bitty commitee, but now they fill up every 3 hrs and get so hard and full they they stand up off her chest by themselves. She says when she wakes up in the morning, she can't see past them. Sadly, and strangely, she lost all her hip and thigh and ass after the birth, not that I can play with it anymore anyway.

Now she'll be president of the Saggy-Boob Society.

know whats' funny though? my young married friends, one of whom is intolerably handsome and sexy and hung, still crank it daily. don't get that...

If Cody did that, there's be trouble. I've got an insatiable drive. Why am I not upstairs? *sigh*

Personally I think 36C-38C are perfect on an average framed woman. But I don't like bean pole women. Just enough meat to have curves. Gotta have curves. Oh and the dimples above the ass cheeks .... Perfect.

Implants? They okay?

I still need a whore year... Oh well... back to Spliffy's for some "material"... SPEAKing of material... is 66.7GB too much? Personally I think 66.6 would be egregious...

CraigsList, m'dear. And lay off the Nair. ;)

[heyseuss]

Nope. I've been with a couple guys that definitely needed those. They exist.

From my vague recollections of using them, they sucked. So glad I don't need to worry about them now.

[ericjosepi]

CraigsList, m'dear. And lay off the Nair. ;)

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa that's never gonna get old :p

[ariastar]

I can't remember the last time I saw a good looking guy in porn. And by good looking, I mean someone I wouldn't mind railin' me.

They really need to invest in better looking men in this industry. Stop saving them all for the gay porn! Bastards.



Know what? Those rock-hard guys turn me off.

[ariastar]

Men get paid less than a third of what women do, so, it's not like the money will attract the good looking guys. I think it's only being done by guys who do it for the love of the biz. Besides, men aren't really required to have alot of on-camera presence. Unfortunately, I know a bunch of good looking guys in the biz.

And women bitch about the pay gap? :D

[ariastar]

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/Ron-Jeremy.article.jpg

Ever seen Maddam's Family?

[tokenuser]

I wonder how guys gage size. I mean, do you whip them out to compare? Leave it to the straight girls and gay guys to decide. We're the ones who see far more of them. And I have enough experience to know. *hangs head in whorish shame*A room full a geeks and noone picked up on my "90% are above average" comment :(

... as for comparisons, not something I do, but its something we all pretty much learn about at some point of other. According to studies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size), I am right on average for length (both erect and flacid) for a caucassian man of my height. As for girth ... noone will call me noodle, but again still within 1 standard deviation :)

Anyway, no complaints so far.

[ariastar]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa that's never gonna get old :p

I promise, you won't ever live it down here. :D

[ariastar]

From my vague recollections of using them, they sucked. So glad I don't need to worry about them now.

I've got a latex allergy. Would gladly trade having to deal with that (since lambskin only comes in the regular size) to have fertility. :(

[heyseuss]

And women bitch about the pay gap? :D

So many jokes here. The pay, 'gap'. Ohhhh.....too much funny for me to write a joke.

[ariastar]

A room full a geeks and noone picked up on my "90% are above average" comment :(

... as for comparisons, not something I do, but its something we all pretty much learn about at some point of other. According to studies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size), I am right on average for length (both erect and flacid) for a caucassian man of my height. As for girth ... noone will call me noodle, but again still within 1 standard deviation :)

Anyway, no complaints so far.

I picked up on the "90%" Funny that most guys to think they're above average. First guy I was with was about 4"...erect. Yet he was so convinced of his "exceptionally large endowment" that he called himself Zeus and me Hera, and would oh-so-unromantically say, "Zeus needs Hera for a minute." He prided himself on his speed as well. Too bad he didn't understand that 2.5" is something about flaccid, not erect, and too bad he didn't get it that girls like guys who last, not minutemen.

[ariastar]

So many jokes here. The pay, 'gap'. Ohhhh.....too much funny for me to write a joke.

Enlighten us. :)

[rabidbadger]

"A room full a geeks and noone picked up on my "90% are above average" comment "

I did, but then the pic of ron jeremy scared me off the thread.

[kronos6948]

My penis is an inny.

[heyseuss]

According to studies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size),


Am I to understand by that study that average erect is 5 inches? Did I read that right ? I have to call someone and apologise for telling them, "you're vagina is just too small", then.

[scoobydiesel]

sharing a hotel with a friend and the girl is horrible...thankfully right after i said shut up he finised...and she bitched and i fell asleep laughing so hard i cried....(it was about 3 minutes of hell) Yea good yet sick times it was.

[heyseuss]

My penis is an inny.

Often referred to as a vagina.

[rabidbadger]

".... According to studies.."

hmmmm. according to that, I'm .... wow... lets just say, Josh will most probably be impressed when I post the vid.

[rabidbadger]

If Cody did that, there's be trouble. I've got an insatiable drive. Why am I not upstairs? *sigh*

believe me, they get all they need, he just needs to lose the morning wood before embarassing himself at work...

[tokenuser]

".... According to studies.."

hmmmm. according to that, I'm .... wow... lets just say, Josh will most probably be impressed when I post the vid.Unfortunately, I couldn't fid the reference I was looking for. That study was global - largely sponsored by Lifestyle (condom manufacturer, not Cable Network for Women - which would have made for a much, much funnier joke :) ). Average for caucassian men was a little over 6" erect, african were a little larger at 6.5" to 7", hispanics a little smaller at 5.5" to 6", but like all good averages, the numbers were skewed downwards by the asian population (who are a huge - but relatively small so to speak - market) at the 4.5" to 5"

Wish I could find that link though.

[tokenuser]

believe me, they get all they need, he just needs to lose the morning wood before embarassing himself at work...He works Apple retail - half the guys that walk in there are sporting wood just at the thought of being in a Church of Steve.

[rabidbadger]

actually he teaches jr high. can you imagine the jeering of a bunch of 13 year olds if he didn't take care of it....

Now, Popltree on the other hand...

[rabidbadger]

" Average for caucassian men was a little over 6" erect, african were a little larger at 6.5" to 7" "

still winning!!!

ok, ok. I'm a size queen, even when it comes to myself...

(don't go there, or there, either, or there with popltree + other hand)

[lordbyron]

Holy crap - I am wearing an almost identical shirt today :)
I guess we have more in common than I thought :D

Too bad its only the shirt and hair color...Oh yea so you have enough hair on your body to scare a gorilla too?

[lordbyron]

Implants? They okay?

Yea they are Ok, but real are the best, and they have to be a quality job and not done at the discount store...

[lordbyron]

A room full a geeks and noone picked up on my "90% are above average" comment :(

... as for comparisons, not something I do, but its something we all pretty much learn about at some point of other. According to studies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size), I am right on average for length (both erect and flacid) for a caucassian man of my height. As for girth ... noone will call me noodle, but again still within 1 standard deviation :)

Anyway, no complaints so far.

I did but I just let it go...I will talk women parts all day, not much into talking about dicks.

[lordbyron]

Anyway, no complaints so far.

Yea me neither and back in my youth I sure got around. I guess the thing I can say is mine does what it is suppose to do. I have 2 kids.

[ariastar]

Am I to understand by that study that average erect is 5 inches? Did I read that right ? I have to call someone and apologise for telling them, "you're vagina is just too small", then.

Bull. Average is a little bigger than that, closer to 6".

[heyseuss]

Bull. Average is a little bigger than that, closer to 6".

I'm not average, in case you didn't get my gist before.

[ariastar]

He works Apple retail - half the guys that walk in there are sporting wood just at the thought of being in a Church of Steve.

Cody works at the store called "Steve's store" because it's the one he frequently goes to. Of course that means they all panic because you obviously can't ignore him, but you can't fawn all over him, and everything must be perfect of he'll fire your ass on the spot.

[ariastar]

Unfortunately, I couldn't fid the reference I was looking for. That study was global - largely sponsored by Lifestyle (condom manufacturer, not Cable Network for Women - which would have made for a much, much funnier joke :) ). Average for caucassian men was a little over 6" erect, african were a little larger at 6.5" to 7", hispanics a little smaller at 5.5" to 6", but like all good averages, the numbers were skewed downwards by the asian population (who are a huge - but relatively small so to speak - market) at the 4.5" to 5"

Wish I could find that link though.

And Asians take offense to this. But the thing is, it's all proportional. Black guys tend to be taller, so having larger penises makes a bit more sense. White guys follow, then Hispanics, then Asians.

*biting back bragging*

[ariastar]

Often referred to as a vagina.

BURN!

[ariastar]

" Average for caucassian men was a little over 6" erect, african were a little larger at 6.5" to 7" "

still winning!!!

ok, ok. I'm a size queen, even when it comes to myself...

(don't go there, or there, either, or there with popltree + other hand)

*grins* Yup, he'd be well-endowed for a black dude. :D *happy sighs*

[ariastar]

Yea they are Ok, but real are the best, and they have to be a quality job and not done at the discount store...

Submuscular, tear-drop shape versus the over-muscle balloons?

[ariastar]

I did but I just let it go...I will talk women parts all day, not much into talking about dicks.

I never hear much real talk about this, so don't know what there is to be said.

[ariastar]

Yea me neither and back in my youth I sure got around. I guess the thing I can say is mine does what it is suppose to do. I have 2 kids.

Cody's works like it's supposed to. Where are our two kids? :(

[ariastar]

I'm not average, in case you didn't get my gist before.

Poor thing. There are pumps that might help. :D

[lordbyron]

I get a great big laugh when a guy will say he was with a woman and he is so big he hurt her. Well if that thing opens big enough for a baby to come out no dick is going to hurt it.

[heyseuss]

Poor thing. There are pumps that might help. :D

To make my girlfriends vagina big enough ? ;)

[heyseuss]

I get a great big laugh when a guy will say he was with a woman and he is so big he hurt her. Well if that thing opens big enough for a baby to come out no dick is going to hurt it.

The difference is, their vagina takes 9 months to prepare for that, with a big dick, it only has 9 minutes to prepare for that.

[damnedeyez]

The average penis size is slightly larger than the median size (or, put another way, most penises are below average in size).

Why does that amuse me?

[ariastar]

I get a great big laugh when a guy will say he was with a woman and he is so big he hurt her. Well if that thing opens big enough for a baby to come out no dick is going to hurt it.

There are hormones and such that increase elasticity during childbirth. I can say, from personal experience, that it's possible for it to hurt for a bit until everything relaxes and gets used to it.

[ericjosepi]

Ok... I need to not look at this thread anymore :rolleyes:

[gi_josh]

Holy crap these last few pages had me almost in tears guys. Good work. From Heyseuss's calling a girl back about a small vagina to Joel's "still winning", I nearly lost it.

I have nothing funny to say to add to this, but I propose a new topic: Circumcision pros and cons.

[lordbyron]

The difference is, their vagina takes 9 months to prepare for that, with a big dick, it only has 9 minutes to prepare for that.

Someone is getting riped off if their only getting 9 minutes of fore play

[lordbyron]

There are hormones and such that increase elasticity during childbirth. I can say, from personal experience, that it's possible for it to hurt for a bit until everything relaxes and gets used to it.

Well I can say I have never taken a dick so I would not know.

[ariastar]

Ok... I need to not look at this thread anymore :rolleyes:

Nairnairnair!

[ariastar]

Someone is getting riped off if their only getting 9 minutes of fore play

Yeah, poor wife.

[ariastar]

Well I can say I have never taken a dick so I would not know.

And least that you'll admit to. ;)

[ericjosepi]

Nairnairnair!

Wrong reason sweetie ;)

[ariastar]

Wrong reason sweetie ;)

*grins* Why don't you recount that story for those who haven't heard it? :D

Love ya! Now spill. :)

[ericjosepi]

*grins* Why don't you recount that story for those who haven't heard it? :D

Love ya! Now spill. :)

They could just look up my username and nair and find the story easy enough :p

Just all the sex talk is getting me jealous considering the wee bit of a dry spell I'm in... there's only so much pron can do for ya...

[ariastar]

They could just look up my username and nair and find the story easy enough :p

Just all the sex talk is getting me jealous considering the wee bit of a dry spell I'm in... there's only so much pron can do for ya...

Head down to New Y-

I mean, look on CraigsList.

[rabidbadger]

http://pure-essence.net/stuff/funny/chinglish/dont-touch-yourself.jpg

[rabidbadger]

http://sinsear777.smugmug.com/photos/242105203-O.gif

[rabidbadger]

http://media.buzzhumor.com/1/funny_wanted_adbc5a22.jpg

[ariastar]

http://media.buzzhumor.com/1/funny_wanted_adbc5a22.jpg

Clever!

[popltree2]

Joel, WOW! Impressive vids, didn't know you rolled that way though.

What? Straight?

[rabidbadger]

I think she was talking about the joint I rolled during. I do it one handed. the other hand is rolling something else.

[ariastar]

What? Straight?

Then you're the one with competition instead of me. :)

[rabidbadger]

Bwaaaahahahahaah. Nope. leaving you two to your own devices... or is that the wrong term right now....




sorry. ;)

[ariastar]

Bwaaaahahahahaah. Nope. leaving you two to your own devices... or is that the wrong term right now....




sorry. ;)

MOAR SEX!

[rabidbadger]

ok. be right there...









oh, wait. not what you meant, I bet...

[ariastar]

ok. be right there...









oh, wait. not what you meant, I bet...

You wanna hold the camera?

[ericjosepi]

You wanna hold the camera?


Joel as a Tripod?

[ariastar]

Joel as a Tripod?

Well, he needs to get in line. See, dozens of people want to see Cody naked. A few want to see me. Some want to see us both.

[masherscf]

Joel as a Tripod?

I prefer using a monopod.

[ariastar]

Well, he needs to get in line. See, dozens of people want to see Cody naked. A few want to see me. Some want to see us both.

And that was a fail of a reply.

[ericjosepi]

Well, he needs to get in line. See, dozens of people want to see Cody naked. A few want to see me. Some want to see us both.

I'll take one or the other... I'm not choosy ;)

[ericjosepi]

I prefer using a monopod.

Amputees do put up less of a struggle

[masherscf]

Amputees do put up less of a struggle

I laughed out loud and then rolled on the floor laughing...

[rabidbadger]

And that was a fail of a reply.

cheesecat.

and joel is a tripod every morning. :D

[rabidbadger]

Amputees do put up less of a struggle

oh my god. oh my god. oh. oh. catching my breath. you is a sick mudafuga. love that. :D

[ericjosepi]

and joel is a tripod every morning. :D

Propin' up a tent

[ariastar]

I laughed out loud and then rolled on the floor laughing...

Oh! That's to awesome it hurts!!

[ericjosepi]

This is a good thread... it actually hurts to laugh right now

[rabidbadger]

Propin' up a tent

the big top. no clowns or midgets need apply
:D

[ericjosepi]

the big top. no clowns or midgets need apply
:D

Amputees, OK!

[rabidbadger]

This is a good thread... it actually hurts to laugh right now

oh, no pain allowed. use the safeword. if memory serves, it's "utah"

[ericjosepi]

oh, no pain allowed. use the safeword. if memory serves, it's "utah"

I actually said no to that... it's a different word

[rabidbadger]

sorry, getting the various rev3 pron threads confused. haha.

[ericjosepi]

sorry, getting the various rev3 pron threads confused. haha.

This is a great thing for Jim to show the investors... "... And this is our fan base! They talk about porn and that other random bullshit on our forums 19/7!"

[ryudo]

This is a great thing for Jim to show the investors... "... And this is our fan base! They talk about porn and that other random bullshit on our forums 19/7!"
What if Jim is "..."?

[rabidbadger]

This is a great thing for Jim to show the investors... "... And this is our fan base! They talk about porn and that other random bullshit on our forums 19/7!"

ohh, aria cody, take this to the town meeting tomorrow. haha

[rabidbadger]

damn. fun nite. but late here. gotta work in the morn. leave me fun things to read for tomorrow.

and yes, I said "morn" and I meant it...

(throw back to the original forums) ;)