View Full Version : Unicorn, midget, Pony, Clown deathmatch...
rabidbadger
04-22-2008, 11:43 PM
who wins, and why?
but first we gotta set some ground rules... cage/no cage?
tagteam? if so who with who?
anything else first?
AriaStar
04-23-2008, 12:11 AM
When I grow up, I want to be a can of olives.
Ryudo
04-23-2008, 04:48 AM
Black Olives are the best.
popltree2
04-23-2008, 08:57 AM
My dump truck smells like Santa's tears.
(Random thread FTW.)
But to answer the question, the unicorn would win REGARDLESS of circumstances. It could be a 3-on-1 cage match and the unicorn would still win. Why? Because it is a mythical-fucking-creature, that's why. You ever try fucking with a mythical creature before. They will knock your ass eight ways to Sunday without batting an eyelash. So, yeah, unicorn wins.
damnedeyez
04-23-2008, 11:29 AM
...
For a minute there, I thought this was an offshoot of one of the 'porn' related threads...
tokenuser
04-23-2008, 12:20 PM
I know! A death match that everyone can participate in.
Midget/Pony vs Clown/Unicorn JOUSTING!
No flying Ostriches needed.
... BTW - Kalamata Olives. Accept no substitutes.
damnedeyez
04-23-2008, 01:40 PM
I know! A death match that everyone can participate in.
Midget/Pony vs Clown/Unicorn JOUSTING!
No flying Ostriches needed.
... BTW - Kalamata Olives. Accept no substitutes.
I wonder if the pony would be a Shetland...
http://communibuild.com/pumpkins/patterns/unicorn44.jpg
when i grow up i want to not be grown up
tokenuser
04-23-2008, 03:33 PM
I wonder if the pony would be a Shetland...It would have to be I think. The clown/unicorn combo gets the advantage of two lances, but the midget/pony gets height, stealth, and an ornery attitude.
It would have to be I think. The clown/unicorn combo gets the advantage of two lances, but the midget/pony gets height, stealth, and an ornery attitude.
so how does that compete with the power of myth and ROFLOL :rolleyes:
tokenuser
04-23-2008, 04:13 PM
so how does that compete with the power of myth and ROFLOL :rolleyes:I think that would be a wash.
xibalba
04-23-2008, 04:56 PM
Winner and if riding a unicorn unstoppable.
http://www.dxibalba.com/clown.jpg
:D
Winner and if riding a unicorn unstoppable.
http://www.dxibalba.com/clown.jpg
:D
http://api.ning.com/files/rgrNPGDhWzfzfh1PuUX-phZCukBtzp5qFxvwRw2TjKo_/Wicked_Clown_by_twiztid_batman.jpg
she likes him i think
xibalba
04-23-2008, 06:11 PM
Here couple more pics of me. :D
http://www.dxibalba.com/meclown1.jpg
http://www.dxibalba.com/meclown2.jpg
Here couple more pics of me. :D
http://www.dxibalba.com/meclown1.jpg
http://www.dxibalba.com/meclown2.jpg
nice outfit :cool:
xibalba
04-23-2008, 06:51 PM
I'm cool psycho clown. :cool:
My mom made that for me last Halloween. :D
tokenuser
04-23-2008, 07:10 PM
I'm cool psycho clown. :cool:
My mom made that for me last Halloween. :DI gotta say, that is an awesome Halloween costume. You must have been personally responsible for many many kids not sleeping that night (or it could have been too much candy).
rabidbadger
04-23-2008, 08:39 PM
yeah, a clown like that would totally defeat a unicorn, no matter the mythical properties... and pair the midget with the clown, and for some reason I see that unbeatable. but then you get a pony and unicorn combo so it's basically man v. beast thing... but that's eight hooves and a long horn that clown/midget have to avoid, but they got distraction and trickery on their side... hmmmm ???
Ryudo
04-23-2008, 08:47 PM
I am sticking to my blue horse with a hot redhead pic I posted in the orgy topic and that other one.
What if the Unicorn bumps into a tree..then it's stuck,if you lose the blue horse you still have the woman.
And that is my lazy horrid argument and I am sticking to it!
rabidbadger
04-23-2008, 09:24 PM
no no no. the midget is the hot redhead...
Ryudo
04-23-2008, 09:36 PM
:eek:
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/428/siennabluehorse1ul6.jpg
rabidbadger
04-24-2008, 12:17 AM
dude. I think you gotta research the definition of "Pony"
NJShadow
04-24-2008, 12:26 AM
When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about what you see when you walk into Badger's house. :D
rabidbadger
04-24-2008, 12:48 AM
When I saw the title of this thread I thought it was about what you see when you walk into Badger's house. :D
Nobody "walks" into my house. They are carried in on a spit, ballgagged, blindfolded, and handcuffed, by my six naked over hung slaves. And tossed unceremoniously down my laundry chute into a basement half full of ice water, and nibbling piraña fish where they wait till I storm down there in a leather jockstrap, hip waders and a batman mask, carrying a cat-o-nine tails and squirt bottle of white wine vinegar.
things get fun from there.
Oh wait. sorry. visitors ring my doorbell, come in, and enjoy a nice homemade meal of claypot chicken, rice pilaf, and artichokes french, with a nice warm fireplace, a hot home made apple pie cooling on the windowsill, a big bowl of whipped cream on the sideboard and Vivaldi on the stereo. .. and a slightly "misplaced" tube of scented lube on the mantle. Just in case...
Give me a call...
:D
damnedeyez
04-24-2008, 01:22 AM
a hot home made apple pie cooling on the windowsill
kinky
rabidbadger
04-24-2008, 01:42 AM
I knew someone would catch that ref. Hoping my guest would too. ;)
AriaStar
04-24-2008, 07:55 PM
My dump truck smells like Santa's tears.
(Random thread FTW.)
But to answer the question, the unicorn would win REGARDLESS of circumstances. It could be a 3-on-1 cage match and the unicorn would still win. Why? Because it is a mythical-fucking-creature, that's why. You ever try fucking with a mythical creature before. They will knock your ass eight ways to Sunday without batting an eyelash. So, yeah, unicorn wins.
LOL, I love you! Random enough? :)
AriaStar
04-24-2008, 07:57 PM
That clown costume makes me want to curl up into a ball and cry. It's the middle of the day, and still scares the daylights out of me.
rabidbadger
04-24-2008, 10:41 PM
ok. been thinking about this ALL day at work. decided. prove me wrong...
Midget wins. midget can run between the legs of all the others and uppercut their genitals. when they fall to the ground wincing in pain, then he can kick their eyes through their skulls...
damnedeyez
04-24-2008, 11:02 PM
ok. been thinking about this ALL day at work. decided. prove me wrong...
Midget wins. midget can run between the legs of all the others and uppercut their genitals. when they fall to the ground wincing in pain, then he can kick their eyes through their skulls...
eh...smaller legs, slower speed. They'd have to find some way of distracting or otherwise disabling the larger to have the chance. I'm sure some dwarves could do it, but it's not a given for all.
xibalba
04-24-2008, 11:09 PM
Big ol'e clown shoe would crush them.
Ryudo
04-24-2008, 11:12 PM
eh...smaller legs, slower speed. They'd have to find some way of distracting or otherwise disabling the larger to have the chance. I'm sure some dwarves could do it, but it's not a given for all.
dwarves for sure after all look at Gimli.(most awesome character in LOTR)
rabidbadger
04-24-2008, 11:28 PM
dwarves for sure after all look at Gimli.(most awesome character in LOTR)
what you crazy? twas Gandalfs Pony who saved the day! :eek:
AriaStar
04-25-2008, 01:14 AM
what you crazy? twas Gandalfs Pony who saved the day! :eek:
No, a hobbit and a woman saved the day.
Angie1313
04-28-2008, 02:58 PM
Dont underestimate the creepiness of the clown either...maybe he'll scare away the midget...
I hate Clowns!
esophagus
04-28-2008, 03:04 PM
http://communibuild.com/pumpkins/patterns/unicorn44.jpg
when i grow up i want to not be grown up
It looks like that Unicorn is in Tron. If this deathmatch does happen to be taking place in Tron, the unicorn wins. Or the blue guy.
For real though....
Unicorn > Pony > Midget > Clown
I am sticking to my blue horse with a hot redhead pic I posted in the orgy topic and that other one.
What if the Unicorn bumps into a tree..then it's stuck,if you lose the blue horse you still have the woman.
And that is my lazy horrid argument and I am sticking to it!
unicorns don't bump into things they are infinitely graceful :rolleyes:
xibalba
04-28-2008, 04:11 PM
Unicorn > Pony > Midget > Clown
That is so wrong.
Clown > Everything else in to world.
That is so wrong.
Clown > Everything else in to world.
true but unicorns are not in the world they live in the collective unconscious
tokenuser
04-28-2008, 04:44 PM
What if the clown is vertically challenged and the pony is a midget unicorn?
Does everyone die in that deathmatch?
BTW - guess what/where plugging "clown unicorn" into google takes you?
xibalba
04-28-2008, 04:50 PM
A scythe wielding clown riding a unicorn, beats everything in reality and in myth. :D
A scythe wielding clown riding a unicorn, beats everything in reality and in myth. :D
he doesn't even need the scythe
xibalba
04-28-2008, 05:04 PM
Scythe is just for effect to put fear in others. :cool:
tokenuser
04-28-2008, 06:01 PM
I think a midget wielding two scimitars would be equally scary.
I think a midget wielding two scimitars would be equally scary.
especially for a guy roflol
tokenuser
04-28-2008, 06:11 PM
especially for a guy roflol That would be an unorthodox bris I guess.
That would be an unorthodox bris I guess.
a male soprano :D
tokenuser
04-28-2008, 06:36 PM
a male soprano :DThat would make them kinda eunuch.
xibalba
04-28-2008, 06:56 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LGSlFW8UOmw
esophagus
04-28-2008, 08:19 PM
What if the clown is vertically challenged and the pony is a midget unicorn?
Does everyone die in that deathmatch?
BTW - guess what/where plugging "clown unicorn" into google takes you?
It's better than plugging clown unicorns into other things.
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 08:23 PM
Hmmm, maybe the pony/midget and the clown/unicorn should merge into centaurs...? then the two of them could battle in tron land...
Ryudo
04-28-2008, 08:33 PM
unicorns don't bump into things they are infinitely graceful :rolleyes:
Until mankind came along and screwed everything up in the balance of nature.:eek:
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 08:37 PM
Hmmm, maybe the pony/midget and the clown/unicorn should merge into centaurs...? then the two of them could battle in tron land...
Now THERE's a photoshop project for xib ;)
xibalba
04-28-2008, 09:27 PM
http://www.dxibalba.com/clownicorn.jpg
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 09:31 PM
haha. love it!
http://www.dxibalba.com/clownicorn.jpg
classic
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 10:23 PM
and now make me a midget/pony centaur
AriaStar
04-28-2008, 10:41 PM
http://www.dxibalba.com/clownicorn.jpg
So are you now, um, hung like a...unicorn?
So are you now, um, hung like a...unicorn?
unicorns like virgins
you're a married lady :p
Ryudo
04-28-2008, 10:44 PM
How does Unicorn porn work?...with two pointers must be more versatile.
AriaStar
04-28-2008, 10:45 PM
unicorns like virgins
you're a married lady :p
Close enough to it. Married, that is. ;) Did you ever read the book The Fairy Godmother by any chance?
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 10:50 PM
How does Unicorn porn work?...with two pointers must be more versatile.
don't know about unicorns, but centaurs got both human and horse genitalia. talk about being bisexual! (read great novel, "World enough, and Time" and it's sequals. (out of print, I think, but worth looking for used)
AriaStar
04-28-2008, 10:52 PM
How does Unicorn porn work?...with two pointers must be more versatile.
Unicorn Porn!
AriaStar
04-28-2008, 10:52 PM
don't know about unicorns, but centaurs got both human and horse genitalia. talk about being bisexual! (read great novel, "World enough, and Time" and it's sequals. (out of print, I think, but worth looking for used)
How long out of print? Might they be openly available now?
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 10:58 PM
no, mid eighties.
and for cool lesbian scifi look for the Titan series. I think the author was "varley"
xibalba
04-28-2008, 11:00 PM
It's called Uniporn
rabidbadger
04-28-2008, 11:14 PM
It's called Uniporn
bwahahahahhahhaa!!!
Close enough to it. Married, that is. ;) Did you ever read the book The Fairy Godmother by any chance?
no is it good
i can get the library to get it for me
but i googled it it seems it is a whole series
i can't be distracted now you know ;)
rabidbadger
05-03-2008, 08:27 PM
well, sadly for xib, I guess we now know who lost the battle...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/19846529_0e8ed20723.jpg?v=0
Ryudo
05-03-2008, 09:23 PM
well, sadly for xib, I guess we now know who lost the battle...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/19846529_0e8ed20723.jpg?v=0
Don't show that to Jason Biggs.
rabidbadger
05-03-2008, 09:29 PM
who is jason biggs?
Ryudo
05-03-2008, 09:33 PM
who is jason biggs?
The star of American Pie.
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/215/239117jasonbiggsposterszz5.th.jpg (http://img262.imageshack.us/my.php?image=239117jasonbiggsposterszz5.jpg)
rabidbadger
05-03-2008, 09:35 PM
the "star" of american pie was the pie. haha
Ryudo
05-03-2008, 09:37 PM
the "star" of american pie was the pie. haha
I wanted to be Alyssa's flute when i was 16 and saw that film.