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cenquist
05-09-2008, 04:57 AM
With the talk about the shape changers on the podcast it got me thinking. What other items out there make good questions? Throw one out there and go from there, when that question is answered well enough....or not well enough. Ask another one!!!!
First off!
If a character is invincible, what happens to his finger/toe nails and hair? Do they grow? And if they do, how does he cut them?
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:24 AM
What are the rules, exactly, for Zatanna's magic?
Does she need to reverse only the words or the grammar as well?
I.E. "siht si diputs" or "diputs si siht"?
Because some writers do reverse the grammar. Others, just the words. Very frustrating.
The question has weighted heavily on my soul for decades.
mikegraham6
05-09-2008, 03:24 PM
With the talk about the shape changers on the podcast it got me thinking. What other items out there make good questions? Throw one out there and go from there, when that question is answered well enough....or not well enough. Ask another one!!!!
First off!
If a character is invincible, what happens to his finger/toe nails and hair? Do they grow? And if they do, how does he cut them?
I know that Superman has to use a special reflective mirror from his kryptonian ship to reflect his heat vision. he uses it to shave (i have know idea where i know this from though)
jmstump
05-09-2008, 03:25 PM
I know that Superman has to use a special reflective mirror from his kryptonian ship to reflect his heat vision. he uses it to shave (i have know idea where i know this from though)
This would be from Byrne's Man of Steel run back in the 80s
optimus187prime
05-09-2008, 03:28 PM
Mr. Fantastic does it all stretch ?
enragedostrich
05-09-2008, 04:45 PM
When the Thing poops, does it come out as a rock or actual poop?
If it comes out as poop could you imagine trying to clean that up with huge stony hand? He MUST use a bidet. That’s the only way I see that it’s possible to clean it up.
If it's a rock where does he poop? He can't in a normal toilet, and if he does the next guy walks in and says "What the F*** some one is dropping rocks in here for.”
There you go, the stupidest question ever asked.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 04:50 PM
What are the rules, exactly, for Zatanna's magic?
Does she need to reverse only the words or the grammar as well?
The rules of Magic allow her to do it either way. It's not the words, it's there intent.
Mr. Fantastic does it all stretch ?
Yes.
When the Thing poops, does it come out as a rock or actual poop?
Regular Poop. He uses a specially created bidet/toilet system built by Reed.
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 04:52 PM
Regular Poop. He uses a specially created bidet/toilet system built by Reed.
Really because I thought he didn't poop or eat. Hell I thought he didn't have sexual organs either.
I feel like this is straight from that scene in Mallrats where Brodie is talking to Stan Lee...
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 04:55 PM
I feel like this is straight from that scene in Mallrats where Brodie is talking to Stan Lee...
You know I was just thinking the same thing.
In fact I've been trying to hold back the big Superman question.
luthor
05-09-2008, 04:59 PM
You know I was just thinking the same thing.
In fact I've been trying to hold back the big Superman question.
The Superman question actually kinda sorta got answered in Action Comics annual this week. He can't have babies with Earth chicks.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 05:01 PM
Really because I thought he didn't poop or eat. Hell I thought he didn't have sexual organs either.
They show him eating all the time.
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:02 PM
The Superman question actually kinda sorta got answered in Action Comics annual this week. He can't have babies with Earth chicks.
Hmm... Well, good to know.
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:04 PM
They show him eating all the time.
Yeah I don't really read FF. I think I was getting that from one of the movies or something. Maybe the ultimate FF? I can't remember.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:06 PM
The Superman question was answered definitively (for now) as kryptonians and humans being incapable of bearing a child together.
http://i32.tinypic.com/aky33n.jpg
Last Son.
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:09 PM
The Superman question was answered definitively (for now) as kryptonians and humans being incapable of bearing a child together.
Last Son.
Okay not to split hairs but... that just tells us that he can't have a child with a human. It says nothing about if sex would kill said human.
Just sayin.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:26 PM
How/why would Superman kill someone during sex?
Supes is capable of incredible control over his power field. He can manipulate it through willpower alone.
The guy is, um, careful.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 05:28 PM
Okay, so I know Wolverine has an unbreakable adamantium skeleton (most of the time), but why doesn't someone just pull him apart or slice him up? It's not like his tendons are made of adamantium, right?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 05:31 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/-Ultimate-Wolverine-VS-Hulk-.jpg/800px--Ultimate-Wolverine-VS-Hulk-.jpg
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:31 PM
This thread is nerdy as hell.
I am ashamed of myself for putting so much thought into the question of the Thing's poop.
Although, there is some comfort in that Kahuna knew the answer. Which is both gross and fascinating on a number of levels.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 05:32 PM
How/why would Superman kill someone during sex?
Supes is capable of incredible control over his power field. He can manipulate it through willpower alone.
The guy is, um, careful.
I assume we've all read Niven'sMan of Steel, Woman of Kleenex (www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.shtml)?
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 05:33 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/-Ultimate-Wolverine-VS-Hulk-.jpg/800px--Ultimate-Wolverine-VS-Hulk-.jpg
Awesome. Okay, so follow up question: Assuming that he can regenerate, wouldn't the bone regenerate sans adamantium?
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:35 PM
Question: If you rip Wolverine in half, does his torso grow a pelvis and legs, while his bottom part grows a torso?
Wouldn't that imply there are multiple Wolverines?
Could one, theocratically slice off Wolverine's toe and grow a wholly new Wolverine for their own purposes?
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:36 PM
Awesome. Okay, so follow up question: Assuming that he can regenerate, wouldn't the bone regenerate sans adamantium?
Damn. Thats a great point.
Another one is, If you rip off his head does he grow back from the neck down or from the neck up?
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:37 PM
Question: If you rip Wolverine in half, does his torso grow a pelvis and legs, while his bottom part grows a torso?
Wouldn't that imply there are multiple Wolverines?
Could one, theocratically slice off Wolverine's toe and grow a wholly new Wolverine for their own purposes?
Damnit you got to it before I did... haha.
luthor
05-09-2008, 05:37 PM
Okay, so I know Wolverine has an unbreakable adamantium skeleton (most of the time), but why doesn't someone just pull him apart or slice him up? It's not like his tendons are made of adamantium, right?
Conan once cut off Wolverine's head in a 'What If?' and it reattached itself. I think the way his powers work, he'd just pull himself back together.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 05:40 PM
Luthor's right. They don't show him regrowing like a Starfish. It seems to be more of a healing back seperated peices.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 05:42 PM
Conan once cut off Wolverine's head in a 'What If?' and it reattached itself. I think the way his powers work, he'd just pull himself back together.
So, if I cut Wolverine into 5 pieces, and lock each piece in an adamantium vault separated by a 1,000 of miles each- Wolverine will not be able to regenerate?
Or would I wind up with 5 Wolverines inside adamantium vaults?
BURNING QUESTIONS
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 05:42 PM
Question: If you rip Wolverine in half, does his torso grow a pelvis and legs, while his bottom part grows a torso?
Wouldn't that imply there are multiple Wolverines?
Could one, theocratically slice off Wolverine's toe and grow a wholly new Wolverine for their own purposes?
I think that the top half would grow legs but the legs are fucked. I mean, even if they still have super regenerative powers, where are they going to get the mass to grow a top half? The top half can at least eat food.
Conan once cut off Wolverine's head in a 'What If?' and it reattached itself. I think the way his powers work, he'd just pull himself back together.
He's like a T-1000?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 05:44 PM
Which ever Vault has the head will get the new Wolverine. The rest of the body parts just die.
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 05:45 PM
Or would I wind up with 5 Wolverines inside adamantium vaults?
BURNING QUESTIONS
I'm guessing he wouldn't be able to pull himself together. He wouldn't be dead... just indisposed.
luthor
05-09-2008, 05:57 PM
I've never read it, but I think that's why Wolverine only has one hand in Age of Apocalypse. Didn't it get cut off and kind of fall away.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 06:05 PM
As I remember it, yup.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 06:08 PM
Why doesn't Scott Summers get some Ruby Quartz contact lenses?
labor_days
05-09-2008, 06:11 PM
Which ever Vault has the head will get the new Wolverine. The rest of the body parts just die.
This is the kind of no nonsense answer I needed.
Does everything grow back in proportion? Or is Wolverine forever stunted when say an arm grows back just a bit shorter than before?
Also, did his package grow back as it was before the Hood shot him?
paper
05-09-2008, 06:12 PM
Why doesn't Scott Summers get some Ruby Quartz contact lenses?
Iconography.
EDIT: Also, he'd look like Gambit.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 06:15 PM
This is the kind of no nonsense answer I needed.
Does everything grow back in proportion? Or is Wolverine forever stunted when say an arm grows back just a bit shorter than before?
Also, did his package grow back as it was before the Hood shot him?
He slowly grows back to his orignally old self.
Yes, Lil' Logan is just fine.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 06:17 PM
But what about contact lenses? Why couldn't Scott just do that?
For years, dedicated readers of the X-titles suggested this very idea,
only to be confronted with the facts: Scott can't wear contact lenses
because the beams come out of all of his eyes, not just the iris area.
A number of back issues regularly showed Scott covering his eyes with
his hands if his visor was broken, with red energy seeping out from
around his eyes. Apparently Scott isn't susceptible to the damage of
his eye blasts, just like he and his brother Havok were shown to be
immune to each other's powers; something in his DNA ensures that his
eyelids are not immediately blown to bits, so covering his eyes with
his hands makes enough sense.
http://stason.org/TULARC/art/comics-xbooks/24-Why-can-t-Cyclops-just-wear-contact-lenses.html
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 06:17 PM
Which ever Vault has the head will get the new Wolverine. The rest of the body parts just die.
And now we are back to the problem with how his bones grow back covered in adamantium
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 06:23 PM
And now we are back to the problem with how his bones grow back covered in adamantium
Nope. Regular old bones. That's why they always show him plopping his limbs back on.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Okay, so Wolverine bits won't grow a new wolverine. But do they die? If you chop off Wolverine's finger, will it decompose like any other piece of tissue, or is it ageless like Wolverine himself?
What if you grafted it onto another person?
owlboy
05-09-2008, 06:30 PM
If Jack Knight made it a point to wear welder's goggles when he had his cosmic staff; why doesn't Courtney Whitmore who's now using the exact same staff do the same?
paper
05-09-2008, 06:32 PM
What if you grafted it onto another person?
Only in comics...
charlie-blix
05-09-2008, 06:35 PM
Just so everyone is aware... this is the best thread ever.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 06:49 PM
Wait, so Wolverine can't regrow bone?
How does that make sense?
enragedostrich
05-09-2008, 06:55 PM
The Superman question was answered definitively (for now) as kryptonians and humans being incapable of bearing a child together.
http://i32.tinypic.com/aky33n.jpg
Last Son.
If this is so... In Kingdom Come why does Wonder Woman get impregnated?
Did Batman sneak one in? Or is it perhaps because Aphrodite, the goddess of love, gave her the power of Wonder Woman and super fertile breeding powers? Cause no other human can have Superman’s child?
owlboy
05-09-2008, 07:09 PM
Diana's technically not a human; she's living clay.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 07:11 PM
Wonder Woman is not human. She is a wholly magical being*.
*Recently, the Wonder Woman of New Earth was given the ability to transform into a human when as she wished. But her true nature is still magical.
optimus187prime
05-09-2008, 07:39 PM
I feel like this is straight from that scene in Mallrats where Brodie is talking to Stan Lee...
Thats what I was going for in my Mr. Fantastic man junk question. I love that movie.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 07:47 PM
What if you grafted it onto another person?
I would love to see a villian that got so desperate he sews Wolverine's cut off ear to his back... OR he goes to that bar and grabs Lil' Logan and that stitched to him!
If Jack Knight made it a point to wear welder's goggles when he had his cosmic staff; why doesn't Courtney Whitmore who's now using the exact same staff do the same?
Just started this series. He wears the goggles because of the wind when he flys. Nothing else.
Wait, so Wolverine can't regrow bone?
How does that make sense?
Wait... so you buy a man can regrow entire areas of his body, but you stop at bone? Seriously?
owlboy
05-09-2008, 07:56 PM
Just started this series. He wears the goggles because of the wind when he flys. Nothing else.
Really? I thought it had to do with the brightness
labor_days
05-09-2008, 07:58 PM
Wait... so you buy a man can regrow entire areas of his body, but you stop at bone? Seriously?
I think you misread me.
What I am saying is if the metal that coats his skeleton prevents the bones from regrowing; how does he regrow his arm after it's been cut off?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 08:00 PM
Really? I thought it had to do with the brightness
Nope. He grabs them while he's putting the "costume" together and mentions the fact that the wind is killer.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 08:02 PM
I think you misread me.
What I am saying is if the metal that coats his skeleton prevents the bones from regrowing; how does he regrow his arm after it's been cut off?
If the arm is cut off, won't that mean the bone was cut? He just joins the two visible bone sections.
If it's cut at the joint/tendons, he just holds the arm in place until the tendons re-grow and reconnect the bones.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 08:03 PM
I could have sworn Jack Knight wore the goggles to protect from the glare of his staff. They were anti-flare goggles specifically.
Where did I read that? Hmm.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 08:04 PM
I'll have to double check when I get home. I could have swore the wind was the reason.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 08:06 PM
If the arm is cut off, won't that mean the bone was cut? He just joins the two visible bone sections.
If it's cut at the joint/tendons, he just holds the arm in place until the tendons re-grow and reconnect the bones.
Suppose Wolverine's arm got blown off in space by a Skrull battleship. A Kree spaceship picks him up afterward. There is no way for Wolverine to recover his arm, it's been sucked up by a black hole...does Wolverine regrow a new arm entirely including the bone & tendons?
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 08:13 PM
I think you misread me.
What I am saying is if the metal that coats his skeleton prevents the bones from regrowing; how does he regrow his arm after it's been cut off?
Why would the metal prevent his bones from regenerating?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 08:18 PM
Suppose Wolverine's arm got blown off in space by a Skrull battleship. A Kree spaceship picks him up afterward. There is no way for Wolverine to recover his arm, it's been sucked up by a black hole...does Wolverine regrow a new arm entirely including the bone & tendons?
I'd imagine it would. It just wouldn't be unbreakable.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 08:28 PM
Hm. Interesting.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 08:32 PM
Suppose Wolverine's arm got blown off in space by a Skrull battleship. A Kree spaceship picks him up afterward. There is no way for Wolverine to recover his arm, it's been sucked up by a black hole...does Wolverine regrow a new arm entirely including the bone & tendons?
Would Wolverine suffocate in space? Would he revive in an oxygen environment?
luthor
05-09-2008, 08:50 PM
I'd imagine it would. It just wouldn't be unbreakable.
Then why didn't the hand grow back in AOA?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 09:14 PM
Then why didn't the hand grow back in AOA?
Praise be to Wiki!
Apparently it had to do with Cyclops shooting his hand off. It cauterized the wound or something and caused his body to heal over the hand rather then regrow.
Kind of like the time he had all his bones broken. They just healed. It didn't matter that they didn't heal right. He was a weird crooked cripple.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 09:26 PM
Wait, so how did Wolverine come back when all the skin and muscle in his body was burned away by that one guy in CW issues?
paper
05-09-2008, 09:28 PM
What if Wolverine were encased in metal. Let's say that he was then broken into pieces and those pieces were immediately encased in metal.
Done?
esophagus
05-09-2008, 09:37 PM
Wait, so how did Wolverine come back when all the skin and muscle in his body was burned away by that one guy in CW issues?I think the "official" thing was that the adamantium around his skeleton protected his brain, and he regenerated from there.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 09:37 PM
Wait, so how did Wolverine come back when all the skin and muscle in his body was burned away by that one guy in CW issues?
There's a difference between a burn and cauterizing. I'd imagine they'd explain it away like that.
valoharth
05-09-2008, 09:38 PM
What if Wolverine were encased in metal. Let's say that he was then broken into pieces and those pieces were immediately encased in metal.
Done?
He would just heal into the shape of the container.
esophagus
05-09-2008, 09:39 PM
What if Wolverine were encased in metal. Let's say that he was then broken into pieces and those pieces were immediately encased in metal.
Done?Yes. From Xavier's Xavier Protocols:Code 0-2-1 (Wolverine): "Since the loss of his adamantium, Wolverine has become both more and less of a threat. He is divested of his unbreakable skeleton - but his senses and his mutant healing factor have been increased to incredible levels. What would have been a lethal wound to Wolverine three years ago would now be a momentary annoyance. Any assault on Wolverine, in the event of his sanity breaking, would have to be long-range and decisive. His head would have to be severed, and removed utterly from the vicinity of his body to prevent swift flesh and nerve regrowth."
Edit: That's obviously dated, though. Comics + Continuity = Always changing.
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 09:43 PM
What if Wolverine were encased in metal. Let's say that he was then broken into pieces and those pieces were immediately encased in metal.
Done?
His body would regrow like the Liquid Terminator and we would get Iron Wolverine!
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/vol/4000/3519/3519-37241-1-web-of-spider-man_150.jpg
paper
05-09-2008, 09:50 PM
I love the idea of Xavier sitting in his office one day outlining the emergency protocols. How would I go about destroying each of my students if they were to go rogue?
Elliot. Age 7. Alias: "Kid Twinkle" Destroy brain and immediately remove and separate eyeballs. Have Sentry throw the heart into the sun. Notify Cindy and Marc, parents. Bring up anecdote about stuffed walrus. (Encase stuffed walrus in led at the bottom of the sea just in case.)
esophagus
05-09-2008, 09:57 PM
I love the idea of Xavier sitting in his office one day outlining the emergency protocols. How would I go about destroying each of my students if they were to go rogue?
Elliot. Age 7. Alias: "Kid Twinkle" Destroy brain and immediately remove and separate eyeballs. Have Sentry throw the heart into the sun. Notify Cindy and Marc, parents. Bring up anecdote about stuffed walrus. (Encase stuffed walrus in led at the bottom of the sea just in case.)I'd love to read some of the more mundane ones.
Anne Marie AKA Rogue: Make sure no other mutants are present, wear full body suit, shoot her.
optimus187prime
05-09-2008, 09:58 PM
Deadpool and Wolverine are driving from Chicago towards Washington D.C., while waiting at a three way stop a tracter trailer T-bones the car (Ford Fiesta). Both heroes are simultaneously cut in half, and land on oppisite sides of the road with the other hero's bottom half. Can Wolvie and Deadpool fuse ?
kahunablair
05-09-2008, 10:10 PM
Deadpool and Wolverine are driving from Chicago towards Washington D.C., while waiting at a three way stop a tracter trailer T-bones the car (Ford Fiesta). Both heroes are simultaneously cut in half, and land on oppisite sides of the road with the other hero's bottom half. Can Wolvie and Deadpool fuse ?
No. Much like a normal person rejects a donor organ, they top halves would not match the bottoms.
labor_days
05-09-2008, 10:13 PM
Kahuna is a fucking expert on this shit.
Does it stand to reason, Wolverine can regenerate from a single cell?
paper
05-09-2008, 10:16 PM
If Luke Cage's appendix burst, would he die?
optimus187prime
05-09-2008, 10:37 PM
If Luke Cage's appendix burst, would he die?
Good one, an awesome issue of New Avengers. That would be great if it didnt kill him but he was in constant pain for the rest of time, because how would they remove it. Like in the middle of splash page fights you see Cage sitting down holding his stomach.
off topic:
Paper - What did you think of Flight of the Conchords ? You went to their show in Upper Darby right ? I thought it was a hell of a time and ended up with better seats then I ever intended (second row - pit). Eugene the opener didnt really tickle my funny bone though.
paper
05-09-2008, 10:44 PM
Good one, an awesome issue of New Avengers. That would be great if it didnt kill him but he was in constant pain for the rest of time, because how would they remove it. Like in the middle of splash page fights you see Cage sitting down holding his stomach.
Dude's screwed if he ever needs surgery. What if he developed a heart condition?
Paper - What did you think of Flight of the Conchords ? You went to their show in Upper Darby right ? I thought it was a hell of a time and ended up with better seats then I ever intended (second row - pit). Eugene the opener didnt really tickle my funny bone though.
I did indeed. You had much better seats than I did. I was in Row Q, orchestra. Had to deal with people getting up for beers every 15 seconds. And it was a little difficult to hear some of the banter between songs. Still a blast though. Loved the new songs. And I was so glad they played Bus Driver Song. One of my favorites. Jemaine threw in some great Philadelphia stuff too. "West Philadelphia, born and raised." We don't care how many times we hear that. Never gets old.
xyzzy
05-09-2008, 11:00 PM
Dude's screwed if he ever needs surgery. What if he developed a heart condition?
Didn't he need surgery in the most recent Secret War mini?
Coudln't they fix him up endoscopically? Or somebody with shrinking or phasing powers might be able to help him.
luthor
05-09-2008, 11:08 PM
I was always under the impression Cage's outer skin was impenetrable but his organs could be screwed with. I seem to recall the Vision doing the hand thing to him once.
paper
05-09-2008, 11:11 PM
I seem to recall the Vision doing the hand thing to him once.
bwahahahaha!
ryan79
05-09-2008, 11:12 PM
So when Blob has his powers, he was supposedly immovable if he had time to brace himself...and back when he was cool, Juggernaut was unstoppable.
SO...what happens when an unstoppable Juggernaut runs into an immovable Blob?
paper
05-09-2008, 11:14 PM
Magic beats mutant power. The Blob would be moved.
luthor
05-09-2008, 11:29 PM
The Blob has been moved (http://www.leaderslair.com/noexcuses/hulk2-369.html). Juggernaut has been stopped (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggernaut_%28comics%29#Marvel_vs._DC). The question has been nullified.
valoharth
05-09-2008, 11:32 PM
If Dr. Strange come upon the Marvel U's David Blaine how long would it be before Dr. Strange stopped laughing?
Also Quicksliver Vs the Flash who would win?
luthor
05-09-2008, 11:38 PM
Also Quicksliver Vs the Flash who would win?
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u268/Kalesniko/marvel-dc-race.jpg
labor_days
05-09-2008, 11:39 PM
Flash would win. Quicksilver is nowhere near the speed of any of the proper Flashes.
Not at all. The Flashes run through time and space.
optimus187prime
05-10-2008, 12:20 AM
Jemaine threw in some great Philadelphia stuff too. "West Philadelphia, born and raised." We don't care how many times we hear that. Never gets old.
Yeah when he said "My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners in the first 2 rows pregnant" my girlfriend flipped out. It was funny too when people yelled freebird, Bret said "why do people always yell that" and Jermaine didnt skip a beat and started playing it.
esophagus
05-10-2008, 01:11 AM
Kahuna is a fucking expert on this shit.
Does it stand to reason, Wolverine can regenerate from a single cell?
So long as the cell as in his brain. If You destroyed all of Wolverine except for a cell anywhere but the brain, he would be gone.
cenquist
05-10-2008, 01:20 AM
Wow, I start a thread and leave for work.....come home....9 pages later of great chatter that I missed!!!!!
kahunablair
05-10-2008, 02:36 AM
Flash wins!
Juggernaut wins!
Flight of the Conchords wins!
Does it stand to reason, Wolverine can regenerate from a single cell?
Like Eso said, only if it's a brain cell. Think of them as Wolverine's Stem Cells.
If Luke Cage's appendix burst, would he die?
Why do you think Wolverine is on the team? He'll slice Cage open if asked.
Kahuna is a fucking expert on this shit.
No expert, just an idiot.
enragedostrich
05-10-2008, 04:09 AM
It would be nice if Ron, Connor, and Josh commented about this on the show... er.. Even on the thread... Where are they? I figured one of them would have hopped on by now. After all, this thread is bizjesus!
ryan79
05-10-2008, 04:16 AM
So if the Juggernaut is magic-based, does he take down Superman? Yeah, Juggs lost to Supes in the Marvel vs. DC crossover but I just can't go with that.
paper
05-10-2008, 04:31 AM
It would be nice if Ron, Connor, and Josh commented about this on the show... er.. Even on the thread... Where are they? I figured one of them would have hopped on by now. After all, this thread is bizjesus!
They're in Seattle this weekend.
enragedostrich
05-11-2008, 03:18 AM
I figured something was up because they are always Johnny on the spot with answers. Is there a Comic Con in Seattle? So much for being in the loop, I had finals and graduation this week.
owlboy
05-11-2008, 11:16 PM
Can anyone tell me exactly what Bruce Wayne/Wayne Enterprises owns?
He always seems to be acquiring new companies.
labor_days
05-11-2008, 11:52 PM
Can anyone tell me exactly what Bruce Wayne/Wayne Enterprises owns?
He always seems to be acquiring new companies.
Wayne Enterprises owns everything necessary for effective plot twists and story devices.
jgg0610
05-12-2008, 03:40 AM
I love the idea of Xavier sitting in his office one day outlining the emergency protocols. How would I go about destroying each of my students if they were to go rogue?
Isn't this pretty much what has been shown of Batman on the DC side several times over with members of the Justice League?
paper
05-12-2008, 03:48 AM
Sure. But that's Batman. This is Patrick Stewart we're talking about. This is the principal.
owlboy
05-12-2008, 05:21 AM
Sure. But that's Batman. This is Patrick Stewart we're talking about. This is the principal.
Technically he's the headmaster
paper
05-12-2008, 05:29 AM
You're a headmaster. :P
themaestrox
05-12-2008, 10:47 AM
Wayne Enterprises/Industries et al. were originally real estate, wasnt it? Now they they just do whet ever the F*** they want.
xyzzy
05-12-2008, 02:33 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Enterprises
xebix
05-12-2008, 05:00 PM
Has Mystique ever had sex as a man?
I'm sure she has, but I doubt there's been a comic about it
xebix
05-12-2008, 05:23 PM
I'm sure she has, but I doubt there's been a comic about it
In all fairness, I doubt there's been a comic about the Thing's poop or Reed Richards' stretch junk, but thats not the point of this tread now is it? :p
Wait wait wait... there's a point to this discussion? ;)
xebix
05-12-2008, 07:33 PM
Touche.
euchre0
05-12-2008, 09:20 PM
Not that I have any reason, but Richard Donner saying Superman can't father a human child doesn't make it so in my book. Why? Just cause.
labor_days
05-12-2008, 10:07 PM
Geoff Johns wrote the book too. And to be fair, I think a great deal of tension over the years has been rather Superman & Lois can have a child. So this arc answers that question for now.
No matter. It happened in a mainstream Superman book. It is part continuity now. We have to live with it.
euchre0
05-12-2008, 10:21 PM
No, no, everyone knows that anything that happens in an annual didn't really happen. :)
xyzzy
05-12-2008, 10:49 PM
Geoff Johns wrote the book too. And to be fair, I think a great deal of tension over the years has been rather Superman & Lois can have a child. So this arc answers that question for now.
No matter. It happened in a mainstream Superman book. It is part continuity now. We have to live with it.
Until they change it.
labor_days
05-12-2008, 10:53 PM
No, no, everyone knows that anything that happens in an annual didn't really happen.
Would that include this scene from the Nightwing Annual?
http://i28.tinypic.com/24nkyer.jpg
Until they change it.
That is why I said, "for now".
jgg0610
05-13-2008, 03:57 AM
Would that include this scene from the Nightwing Annual?
http://i28.tinypic.com/24nkyer.jpg
That is why I said, "for now".
Just pulled this issue out over the weekend to reread. Great single shot story.
euchre0
05-13-2008, 02:53 PM
Would that include this scene from the Nightwing Annual?
HA!
I bet if you asked Nightwing, he'd tell you it never happened.
paper
05-13-2008, 03:00 PM
Is that collected anywhere? I was never able to track it down.
Edit: It's in this one (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1401216714/ref=pd_luc_mri?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance).
labor_days
05-13-2008, 03:28 PM
Batman is such an asshole.
Honestly, "You OK, chum?"
Edit: Also, great great cover to that Nightwing trade. Dick's past, present and future reflected in the windows. Love it.
xebix
05-13-2008, 06:59 PM
You know I was just thinking the same thing.
In fact I've been trying to hold back the big Superman question.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q6TzGq1mhY