Good Things that Ruin Bad Porn

[AriaStar]

So, what ruins BAD porn? :D

Let me rephrase it as nation said: What makes a bad porn good?

[nation]

Lasers made of meat

[masherscf]

Try to build a plot.

[lordthor]

Showing a dude's face during the 'climax' of the scene.....

[Black Fox]

animals...

[kowgod]

A donkey punch can make the worst porn good again.

Good ol' donkey punch...

[Black Fox]

donkey punching is good...always a good bad porn saver

animal shows...not good but i want one!

[nation]

Wait would this be what makes a bad porn good

TIME PARADOX XD

[AriaStar]

Sometimes you come by one that is just so bad that it's like watching Nimoy sing about Bilbo. It's just so horrible that it's endless amusement!

[nation]

Chicks dont watch porn

[AriaStar]

Chicks dont watch porn

Sadly, some of us do. Not all of us have it so easy.

[TheGreatestMemberEver]

lol, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly...get it?

anyway, a good ending can fix anything

[lordthor]

Chicks dont watch porn
nah, they just star in them.

[nation]

Sadly, some of us do. Not all of us have it so easy.

I would bang you with the fist of an angry god.!

1)Unless you have a husband wth a big knife who will cut me.
2)Or if your gonna some how give me the aids which i would probably get anyway.
Those are my terms

Why?
A:Your in the infected forum and i would have to party with all of you at some point in my life! I cant even get most of my closest friends to listen to infected(FUKIN WOW) though i have forced one.. Hello black fox!

[AriaStar]

I would bang you with the fist of an angry god.!

1)Unless you have a husband wth a big knife who will cut me.
2)Or if your gonna some how give me the aids which i would probably get anyway.
Those are my terms

Why?
A:Your in the infected forum and i would have to party with all of you at some point in my life! I cant even get most of my closest friends to listen to infected(FUKIN WOW) though i have forced one.. Hello black fox!

My terms: Go one some dates with me. Show me that you're a good, chivalrous man with respect for me as a person and not just as the sex object I kinda make myself out to be. Have a job, don't live with mom and dad, and be fun to talk to. There are more. But so far, how do you hold up to this? :)

[AriaStar]

lol, The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly...get it?

anyway, a good ending can fix anything

You mean, you manage to get off?

[lordthor]

My terms: Go one some dates with me. Show me that you're a good, chivalrous man with respect for me as a person and not just as the sex object I kinda make myself out to be. Have a job, don't live with mom and dad, and be fun to talk to. There are more. But so far, how do you hold up to this? :)

I meet all requirements thus far, but I have one requirement for our date....
There must... be pie.

(No, that isn't a sex reference. -.-)

[masherscf]

(No, that isn't a sex reference. -.-)

Pumpkin, apple or pecan?

[nation]

My terms: Go one some dates with me. Show me that you're a good, chivalrous man with respect for me as a person and not just as the sex object I kinda make myself out to be. Have a job, don't live with mom and dad, and be fun to talk to. There are more. But so far, how do you hold up to this? :)

Ive been taking this one chick out like every friggen time and i still haven't been able to hit it.

Freaking chicks..

Im like totally pro at my job and i make big moneys. Seriously the money i make is like 81/2 11 dollar bils. I also part time the local comedy club as a regular. I also have like 300 brains so i can manage conversations you couldent begin to fatham

[nation]

wait im also living with my parents.. but thats because i just barley got out of high school..


Meat pie

[Black Fox]

Ive been taking this one chick out like every friggen time and i still haven't been able to hit it.

Freaking chicks..

Im like totally pro at my job and i make big moneys. Seriously the money i make is like 81/2 11 dollar bils. I also part time the local comedy club as a regular. I also have like 300 brains so i can manage conversations you couldent begin to fatham

NO YOU DONT HAVE 300 BRAINS thats not possible maybe you have 200 at most but nothing in comparison to my 500 laser shooting awesome brains.

And your comedy act sucks

[nation]

My brains out weight your face..

Janga you goit it

Jesus cum shot

[Black Fox]

no jeff finch says no, you dont deserve that, you have a moot point.

[thefast]

To get back on topic, I'd say some nice squirting action from the girl.

[AriaStar]

Ive been taking this one chick out like every friggen time and i still haven't been able to hit it.

Freaking chicks..

Im like totally pro at my job and i make big moneys. Seriously the money i make is like 81/2 11 dollar bils. I also part time the local comedy club as a regular. I also have like 300 brains so i can manage conversations you couldent begin to fatham

You know what? Guys with money turn me off a bit. I've been out with guys wealthier than you can imagine, and was engaged to a trust-fund baby who bought and destroyed cars like they were from Matchbox, and I'd be hesitant to go there again.

[AriaStar]

I meet all requirements thus far, but I have one requirement for our date....
There must... be pie.

(No, that isn't a sex reference. -.-)

I make a kick-ass pumpkin pie. You don't get any.

[AriaStar]

wait im also living with my parents.. but thats because i just barley got out of high school..


Meat pie

I was in my senior year of high school when I CHOSE TO MOVE OUT. Great parents, but I actually wanted to be responsible for myself. And I don't regret it. So you lack an excuse. :)

[lordthor]

Marry me, I'm poor!

[Black Fox]

well, i wonder if you are insulting him and many others whom still live with parents after high school

some people dont seem to have the ability to have financial gain as well as others, plans change and things get ruined, just because you want to move out doesn't mean its possible so i would say truthfully dont even tread on that ground lady.

(though there are no women on the internet)

anyway i dont think even if you meant it as a comment in a non disrespectful way, it shouldnt have been said, woopdedo you had money to move out on your own, what did you decide that the moment you graduated....some people have had plans for years, just because someoen lives with their parents doesn't mean they want to.

whatev, either way i jes felt like postin random crap cause im tired and i need to kill a hooker.

[nation]

Im movin out hopefully this christmas so lay off lol..

By big money i mean im a sales associate at staples..><

[AriaStar]

well, i wonder if you are insulting him and many others whom still live with parents after high school

some people dont seem to have the ability to have financial gain as well as others, plans change and things get ruined, just because you want to move out doesn't mean its possible so i would say truthfully dont even tread on that ground lady.

(though there are no women on the internet)

anyway i dont think even if you meant it as a comment in a non disrespectful way, it shouldnt have been said, woopdedo you had money to move out on your own, what did you decide that the moment you graduated....some people have had plans for years, just because someoen lives with their parents doesn't mean they want to.

whatev, either way i jes felt like postin random crap cause im tired and i need to kill a hooker.

I was teasing him specifically. I know it's not easy to move out.

When I moved out, I was engaged. So I wasn't doing it by myself.

[nation]

WUT your married... Ruind my day...

Happy thanksgiving!

[Black Fox]

I was teasing him specifically. I know it's not easy to move out.

When I moved out, I was engaged. So I wasn't doing it by myself.

oh....well

damm hes my man stay the hell away from him or we gonna have to fight up in her...but seeing as im a straight man i dont know what im fighting for.

anywho so back to subject good things that ruing bad porn



****ing cumshots...im a guy but i dont need to see some dudes load blown all over some chick