"tapping ass" tricks

[bani-banan]

So... My birthday in a month and I would very much like to know what kind of "tricks" would benefit my "cause". ( I also accept donations in case I phail)

The match in mouth is a top priority.

I'm planning on carrying a deck of cards with me.

I'm also planning on "celebrating" it in a bar, ergo tons of drunk people to trick into giving me free booze.

I tried searching for things on youtube but nothing interesting.

Help a fellow guy out.

kthxbai
(excuse me for trolling but I'm really bored)

[shwooddotcom]

wait... does "tapping ass" mean you're looking to get laid?

(because if it does, you've gotta read "The Game (http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1212272903&sr=8-1)"... these scam school tricks are PERFECT for the stuff in that book.)

[masherscf]

wait... does "tapping ass" mean you're looking to get laid?

(because if it does, you've gotta read "The Game (http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1212272903&sr=8-1)"... these scam school tricks are PERFECT for the stuff in that book.)

I wasn't going to ask what he meant by that.

[bani-banan]

Thanks.

Interesting idea for a book.

Yes, tapping ass means getting laid.

Too much 50 cent for me :(

[bani-banan]

I'm reading the book as we speak and I must say. it's interesting.

However, I do find the language to be a bit... easy?! Yeah, that's it.

I wont criticise the content because it's "fun". But the writing I don't like.

Thanks for the recommendation.

[shwooddotcom]

I'm reading the book as we speak and I must say. it's interesting.


That was fast... did you kindle it? or find ...other means? :p

[bani-banan]

That was fast... did you kindle it? or find ...other means? :p

Let's say the whole MediaDefender action caused me to do such "other means" ;)