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xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 05:05 AM
I can't be the only straight person here with a man-crush on somebody in Hollywood. So hypothetically, if you had to pick three people of the same sex to be intimate with who would they be?
Based on their body of work and on-screen personalities I'd choose:
1. Mark Ruffalo
2. Paul Rudd
3. Christian Bale
mormonrage
11-20-2006, 05:11 AM
Taye Diggs
Chow Yun Fat
Vince Vaughn
I'd go gay for that trifecta.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:17 AM
whats going on with all this ****ottry?
originx
11-20-2006, 05:18 AM
WTF are you guys doing??
Go play your fu*king wii motherbiotches!
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:19 AM
WTF are you guys doing??
Go play your fu*king wii motherbiotches!
i think they rather play with those dudes wii wiis
sorry bad joke
buxomia
11-20-2006, 05:30 AM
Oh quit being such homophobes you two and just get it on.
1.Milla Jovovich
2.Evangeline Lilly
3.Mom from Gilmore Girls
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:36 AM
Oh quit being such homophobes you two and just get it on.
1.Milla Jovovich
2.Evangeline Lilly
3.Mom from Gilmore Girls
ya but unlike you the only junk that goes in my mouth is junk food. i think ill pass on nameing guy ill name 3 chicks tho
Kate Beckinsale
Elisha Cuthbert
and the bosses daughter from old school
originx
11-20-2006, 05:48 AM
Oh quit being such homophobes you two and just get it on.
1.Milla Jovovich
2.Evangeline Lilly
3.Mom from Gilmore Girls
No thanks. I'll pass.
satori
11-20-2006, 05:53 AM
cooter .
disturbed
11-20-2006, 07:14 AM
Elisha Cuthbert
and the bosses daughter from old school
AND the boss's daughter from old school? heh :P
I don't know about her, but I'd definitely go for Danielle from "the girl next door", followed closely by Kim Bauer from 24...
thegamebabe
11-20-2006, 07:25 AM
Oh quit being such homophobes you two and just get it on.
1.Milla Jovovich
2.Evangeline Lilly
3.Mom from Gilmore Girls
I agree about two of these!!!
1.Lauren Graham
2.Rachel Weisz
3.Milla Jovovich
satansmagichat
11-20-2006, 08:39 AM
Okay, so just out of pure respect, I'd totally blow:
1 Robert Zemeckis
2 Sean Connery
3 Bill Murray
But, if it were just a homosexual attraction, I'd say
1 George Clooney
2 Johnny Depp
3 Heath Ledger (but he'd have to have The Joker make-up on.)
And if refuse to post homosexual partners, regardless of your sexual preference, then you're just gay.
Oh quit being such homophobes you two and just get it on.
Chasing Amy theory solves all problems
1. Daniel Johns
2. Anthony Mackie
3. got to agree with satansmagichat on Bill Murray. what a pimpstack.
though i could never do a dude, these men are a few i can comfortably admit, are the sex.
masherscf
11-20-2006, 11:58 AM
If I had to be gay...
Julian McMahon
Isn't one enough?
BTW, the Ancient Romans believed that one could engage in homosexual acts without being a homosexual as long a certian lines were never crossed. The Acient Romans were big into denial.
tokenuser
11-20-2006, 12:09 PM
If I had to be gay...
Julian McMahon
Isn't one enough?
BTW, the Ancient Romans believed that one could engage in homosexual acts without being a homosexual as long a certian lines were never crossed. The Acient Romans were big into denial.
Sorry - don't want to even think about this one. And not thinking about has made me think about it.
I'd agree with Clooney, Julian McMahon, and would throw in Woody Allen ('cos you know he get it over with quickly).
Back to the Romans - "pitchers" weren't considered homosexual, only "catchers".
masherscf
11-20-2006, 12:11 PM
Back to the Romans - "pitchers" weren't considered homosexual, only "catchers".
Gently put. It wasn't gay as long as you were never penetrated.
sloppybunny
11-20-2006, 01:04 PM
I dunno if I would **** him, but Jason Lee is totally cool, and there's this british dude from Human traffic and Football factory (It's a rockstar movie, very very cool) that I love to see in films.
If I made a movie and I could cast anybody in the world I would cast those two dudes. If I was held at gunpoint by some homosexual pervert wanting to see me get down and dirty with celebrity men, I guess it would be those two aswell, or my friend steve who I dressed in drag once :)
iggystar
11-20-2006, 01:05 PM
Let's see my girl crushes...
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jeri Ryan
and Gina Gershon
I think she could make me go gay. Her mouth is so sexy.
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 01:05 PM
Gently put. It wasn't gay as long as you were never penetrated.
...speaking of penetration, my list would go, trying with no repeats:
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Brad (maybe Brangelina)
3. Rufus Wainwright
bird603568
11-20-2006, 01:35 PM
AND the boss's daughter from old school? heh :P
I don't know about her, but I'd definitely go for Danielle from "the girl next door", followed closely by Kim Bauer from 24...
ok i take it as they are the same person sorry about that then i guess i have to go with the good old jessica alba
buxomia
11-20-2006, 01:49 PM
ok i take it as they are the same person sorry about that then i guess i have to go with the good old jessica alba
Your answers mean nothing as you're not following the rules of the game.
The Romans are great and all but let's not forget the Greeks considered gay sex "mentoring". It's not gay, it's education!
bird603568
11-20-2006, 01:58 PM
The Romans are great and all but let's not forget the Greeks considered gay sex "mentoring". It's not gay, it's education!
ummm im pretty sure that the romans had more than their fair share for gay sex too and kid sex. so does that mean its ok for me to **** an 8 year old boy?
bullgator2255
11-20-2006, 02:08 PM
Ok, so trying for no repeats:
1: Zach Braff (regardless of physical attraction, he is just a cool guy you could hang out with)
2: Jim from The Office (no way I'm gonna try that Pole name...haha..."pole")
3: and the pretty boy Australian from House, that would barely be gay.
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 02:17 PM
Your answers mean nothing as you're not following the rules of the game.
The Romans are great and all but let's not forget the Greeks considered gay sex "mentoring". It's not gay, it's education!
"Greekdrome"
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 02:17 PM
Ok, so trying for no repeats:
1: Zach Braff (regardless of physical attraction, he is just a cool guy you could hang out with)
2: Jim from The Office (no way I'm gonna try that Pole name...haha..."pole")
3: and the pretty boy Australian from House, that would barely be gay.
dude, not to sound gay or anything (not that there's anything WRONG with that)...but good picks.
buxomia
11-20-2006, 02:20 PM
ummm im pretty sure that the romans had more than their fair share for gay sex too and kid sex. so does that mean its ok for me to **** an 8 year old boy?
Yes. That's exactly what I mean. You are so on point.
disturbed
11-20-2006, 02:21 PM
Your answers mean nothing as you're not following the rules of the game.
With all due respect from a newbie here, but that's easy for YOU to say. Two girls are just hot. You're not really going out on a limb or anything. Personally, I'm with bird603568... I'll pass, too. Even in our hypothetical, pick any guy you want situation.
* Plus I'm waiting for the inevitable "d00d, that was just a test- you're soooo ghey!" comment...
ali_pinto
11-20-2006, 02:23 PM
Angelina Jolie
Natalie Portman
Kate Moss
buxomia
11-20-2006, 02:23 PM
I think a guy who is comfortable in his sexuality is very attractive
originx
11-20-2006, 02:39 PM
I think a guy who is comfortable in his sexuality is very attractive
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
i think thundercat isn't really trying to hurt anyone's feelings, and he's just being thundercat, starting a dumb tongue-in-cheek thread. and i think buxomia's just trying to create internal strife in young men, which she does well.
divadawg9234
11-20-2006, 02:42 PM
* Kate Beckinsale *drools*
* Elisha Cuthbert
* Lauren Graham
- Christian Bale
- Hugh Jackman
- Bruce Willis
buxomia
11-20-2006, 02:43 PM
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
Carl Whethers
that's the most trite, pretentious bullshit I've ever seen you say. You manage to top yourself over and over and over.
weebl
11-20-2006, 02:45 PM
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
Caldy said "homo", that's so ghey!
teehee...
originx
11-20-2006, 02:58 PM
Caldy said "homo", that's so ghey!
teehee...
Weebl, why I oughta!! ha hah ahahah
(And Buxy, it's not right and you know it.)
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 02:59 PM
Caldy said "homo", that's so ghey!
teehee...
What he said is totally gay but for different reasons. Calderon you're an idiot just looking to rain on our parades. How is me saying I find someone like Paul Rudd attractive making fun of homosexuals? It's not, in any way, shape or form.
This isn't any different then if we were picking which Golden Girl we'd fuck if we had to. Betty White would be my choice. Or which forum member, right now it'd be you Calderon and I'd strangle you a little while I did it.
This isn't any different then if we were picking which Golden Girl we'd fuck if we had to. Betty White would be my choice. Or which forum member, right now it'd be you Calderon and I'd strangle you a little while I did it.
rofl
see what i mean?
masherscf
11-20-2006, 03:07 PM
The Romans are great and all but let's not forget the Greeks considered gay sex "mentoring". It's not gay, it's education!
The Greeks have a pretty bad reputation for this. However, there is some evidence to suggest that they were still pretty prudish when it came to homosexuality. For example, anal penetration was frowned upon, even between "mentor" and "student."
originx
11-20-2006, 03:09 PM
What he said is totally gay but for different reasons. Calderon you're an idiot just looking to rain on our parades. How is me saying I find someone like Paul Rudd attractive making fun of homosexuals? It's not, in any way, shape or form.
This isn't any different then if we were picking which Golden Girl we'd fuck if we had to. Betty White would be my choice. Or which forum member, right now it'd be you Calderon and I'd strangle you a little while I did it.
Blah blah blah. Just look at what you titled this little hate-fest of yours. It's just wrong and you know it too.
sloppybunny
11-20-2006, 03:16 PM
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
Were you offended because you are a homosexual or on behalf of homosexuals? I don't think there was anything homophobic on this thread. I'm not gay, but I live 2 blocks away from Oxford street in Sydney and they hold the gay and lesbian martigrah every year and it's a great party, and I'll throw in the cliche that I have some close friends who are gay.
I'm a chauvenitic pig. I love tits and eating *****, but if a conversation about cock comes up, I'll join in. It's just an open discussian about sex ;)
I don't think I'll suck or take cock as gay porn keeps me limp, straight porn makes me hard ;) but I have nothing against it. I think the thread is more in this vein rather then beeing anti homosexual.
As for bringing in race? Mix it up, I'll sleep with any girl as long as she's age appropriate :)
As an equal opportunist pervert I find your post offensive!
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 03:21 PM
Blah blah blah. Just look at what you titled this little hate-fest of yours. It's just wrong and you know it too.
No it's not, I have morals and such and know what's in bad taste even if I ignore it most of the time but I honestly don't see anything wrong with discussing this. My friends and I have had this conversation before and had some good laughs at how honest people were with their choices. I told you my picks and why, I'll go see just about any film any of my guys were in because I think they're great in everything, and would be my "type" if I were gay. That's a ****ing man-crush. If you feel that way about nobody then great for you, I do and you're telling me I'm wrong for thinking that. Your close minded attitude is the only thing wrong here. I want to punch you right now, donkey style.
calvinslug
11-20-2006, 03:25 PM
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
Dude, chill. Get some sleep or something. The apocalypse is not approaching.
satori
11-20-2006, 03:25 PM
No ammount of celebrity would cause me to change my colours, I'm a cooter man... T.C. You trying to out the crew here?
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 03:31 PM
No ammount of celebrity would cause me to change my colours, I'm a cooter man... T.C. You trying to out the crew here?
I'm leading the parade my friend.
satori
11-20-2006, 03:37 PM
I'm leading the parade my friend.
I like the sig, nice touch: "Adult Friend Finder-"HotbiGuy4692nite"
Is this you coming out then?
buxomia
11-20-2006, 03:41 PM
Oh please, Thundercat loves my lovin way too much to switch sides.
I'm totally thinking about "Waiting..." right now.
"I mean, I'll stick my finger in my ass when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it."
Calderon, you sir just lost your guy card. Discussing stuff like this is what makes you fellas so simple to us ladies, and it's why we love you.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 03:48 PM
I like the sig, nice touch: "Adult Friend Finder-"HotbiGuy4692nite"
Is this you coming out then?
No that's a legit gay/bi joke so according to Calderon I should be hung for it, well hung...
No that's a legit gay/bi joke so according to Calderon I should be hung for it, well hung...
i did a drum crash for you there tc
bird603568
11-20-2006, 04:00 PM
What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
Clearly it would be Malcolm X in a bed with the stars and bars as a bed sheet
bigyanks
11-20-2006, 04:03 PM
im going to say carlos mencia and mario lopez with burrito scented candles doing the mexican hat dance naked drinking tequila.
originx
11-20-2006, 04:04 PM
Buxomia and Thundercat, if you guys want to go down this route, I shouldn't stand in your way.
I'll back off and say that I was wrong for voicing my opinion about something like this. It seems you two simply want to prank, and I guess that's what the Geekdrome is all about. I mistook it as a hateful thread, but after reading your responses, it's not your intention. My bad.
abacusand13south
11-20-2006, 04:05 PM
Christian Bale
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
That guy that plays Bruce Wayne in Begins also.
disturbed
11-20-2006, 04:16 PM
Stick to your guns, Origin. This thread IS kinda demeaning despite TC's benign intentions. Homosexuals are trying to legitimize their lifestyles in the minds of the general public, and we're in here talking about "what celebrities we want in our mouth". Talking about it like this trivializes the lifestyle more than making it mainstream or commonplace. The presentation of an idea has a lot of bearing on a subject. This thread would have a whole different spin with a different title. There's ways to talk about something, even humorously, without being offensive.
buxomia
11-20-2006, 04:24 PM
Stick to your guns, Origin. This thread IS kinda demeaning despite TC's benign intentions. Homosexuals are trying to legitimize their lifestyles in the minds of the general public, and we're in here talking about "what celebrities we want in our mouth". Talking about it like this trivializes the lifestyle more than making it mainstream or commonplace. The presentation of an idea has a lot of bearing on a subject. This thread would have a whole different spin with a different title. There's ways to talk about something, even humorously, without being offensive.
Since when do geeks, let alone guy geeks, tiptoe? There is no one, and I do mean no one more for gay rights than me (as far as the straight community goes anyway). I go to the parade every year, my roommate is gay, and I've grown up around gay people my entire life. How do you think I know how to shop, dress, and put makeup on? Because I played Dream Phone and Mall Madness with all my gay babysitters and they rubbed off on me. I have more gay friends than straight ones and I've fought for pro gay marriage since day one. Anyone that's gonna try and tell me that admitting who you're attracted to of the same sex is offensive to the gay community is ridiculous. Seriously guys, this is getting out of hand. I can't believe what eggshells we all have to walk on here.
How do you think I know how to shop, dress, and put makeup on? Because I played Dream Phone and Mall Madness with all my gay babysitters and they rubbed off on me.
rofl, this is priceless.
and by the way, **** eggshells! this thread was funny damnit!
This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals;Wow. What a massive load of crap.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 04:55 PM
You know how some people are afraid to call a black guy black when they're around black people? I think that's basically how Calderon was feeling. Saying something like that or gay is not taboo for me but I understand how it is for others. That's because I'm accepting and comfortable with those terms and any kinda lifestyle people may choose. That's also why I have no problem making fun of any body's race, sex, or religion. It's all the same to me. I'd sooner step on your face than eggshells because you're sensitive to something so trivial. You may not think so but that's the attitude more people should adopt to get along in this world.
And to the guy saying the name of the thread is what makes it demeaning I was going to call it "Who's marbles do you want to gargle?" But I didn't want to exclude the ladies from the homo erotic fun. That just wouldn't have been right.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 04:55 PM
How do you think I know how to shop, dress, and put makeup on?
so let me get this straight, you can dress like this:
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Music/9806/08/tonys.cnn/link.rosie.odonnell.jpg
HOT!
actually its not. and im pretty sure that my mom and aunt know how to shop and they arent dykes. just give it up you are wrong
iggystar
11-20-2006, 04:57 PM
I'm shocked that anyone is questioning this thread. It's about same sex crushes. If you don't have one I can appreciate that, but how did this get misconstrued as hateful or malicious?
guybers
11-20-2006, 04:59 PM
If I have to go gay...I'm gonna sayyyy...
1. John Goodman
2. Steve Buscemi
and last but not lease 3. Dan Trachtenberg...purrrrrrrr
i'm pretty sure she meant her babysitters were gay MEN.
and those dudes got rad sense of style
queer eye for the straight guy please, i'm a total scrub.
diela
11-20-2006, 05:03 PM
Who really cares that you think a guy willing to have a celebrity in their mouth is attractive? This thread is pretty demeaning to homosexuals; you are really just making fun of homosexuals in the first place.
After seeing that DannyT is promoting that we as a community not use the word "Gay" as a negatively used word, it's harmful that you, Buxomia, should use this thread to make fun of homosexuals. I think it's wrong to demean people this way. What's next? Are you going to encourage people to post which "colored" person you'd like to have sex with?
If yours and Thundercat's purpose for this thread is to play a joke on people then it's just not funny and really sad. If your thought is to broaden people's horizons by "walking in someone else's shoes" cliche, then you've failed.
Actually, I was pretty sure this was bait for all the Dromettes to post their girl-crushes for fantasy fodder... I don't think demeaning gays had anything to do with it.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:04 PM
i'm pretty sure she meant her babysitters were gay MEN.
and those dudes got rad sense of style
queer eye for the straight guy please, i'm a total scrub.
ok that would make more sense
madripper1
11-20-2006, 05:05 PM
I am a lesbian and would have to say maggie Gylenhaal, Emma watson when gets older, and dan when he dresses like a school girl
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 05:09 PM
so let me get this straight, you can dress like this:
...
HOT!
actually its not. and im pretty sure that my mom and aunt know how to shop and they arent dykes. just give it up you are wrong
Seriously, do you just make up questions in your head and then post the responses to them here? She never said her babysitters were dykes, she said gay meaning they are male. She also never put up a fight so she can't give one up.This is one of many retarded "attacks" on something Buxy has posted that I've read and I think it's the equivalent to pulling her pigtails and punching her in the arm at recess. Grow up and learn how to fucking communicate.
buxomia's a well-known delinquent
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:12 PM
if you noticed i give everyone equal crap. and last time i checked both sexes can be gay.
bogart
11-20-2006, 05:20 PM
Ok, so trying for no repeats:
1: Zach Braff (regardless of physical attraction, he is just a cool guy you could hang out with)
2: Jim from The Office (no way I'm gonna try that Pole name...haha..."pole")
3: and the pretty boy Australian from House, that would barely be gay.
this is a most excellent list.
To make my own with no repeats:
1. Mike Modano of the Dallas Stars (the guy is a hockey GOD, plus he has banged every hot woman in Dallas/Fort Worth)
1. Anthony Rapp (he would probably let me pitch)
2. I would be the meat in a JLo/Danny T sandwich (esp if it got me a shirt from J!nx)
diela
11-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Dan does have some mad eyelashes for a man, doesn't he?
In no particular order:
1. Elizabeth Mitchell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593310/)
2. Madeline Stowe (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000656/)
3. Gina Torres (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868659/)
I think I go for the cool, aloof types...
bird603568
11-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Grow up and learn how to fucking communicate.
ok you guys know i really dont care but its really fun giveing people shit because its such an easy target
divadawg9234
11-20-2006, 05:23 PM
1. Anthony Rapp (he would probably let me pitch)
yes yes and Norbert Leo Butz... musical theatre guys are soo hot!
mormonrage
11-20-2006, 05:39 PM
I just wanted to re-enter the thread long enough to say that Calderon is a tool.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 05:43 PM
...
ok you guys know i really dont care but its really fun giveing people shit because its such an easy target
I don't concider you copy/pasting a picture of gay men in a thread about having gay sex with men giving me shit. I understand why you'd want to defend yourself though seeing as I called you out but I think you're missing the point. I was just commenting that I've noticed you on several threads trying to start arguements based on nothing at all... and most of the time it's with Buxy. It's creepy and I figured if I let you know other people were aware of it maybe you wouldn't do it anymore. Or at least you'd take the time to read and comprehend what other people had posted before starting an argument about it, bring your A game if you're going to be a dick.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 05:47 PM
I just wanted to re-enter the thread long enough to say that Calderon is a tool.
I'll defend Calderon, he's my buddy no matter what. He was just standing up for something he believed was right and trying to protect the rights of people he thought were being wronged. Even though he is totally off the mark, his actions are admirable.
*Edit* I do agree that Calderon is a tool, but it's not for anything he's said in this thread.
originx
11-20-2006, 05:48 PM
I just wanted to re-enter the thread long enough to say that Calderon is a tool.
Your name is Mormonrage. 'Nuff said.
sloppybunny
11-20-2006, 05:56 PM
I am a lesbian and would have to say maggie Gylenhaal, Emma watson when gets older, and dan when he dresses like a school girl
Being a Lesbian you have it easier. Are there any men beside Jonathan or Danny that would make you turn?
losojosdemuerte
11-20-2006, 06:12 PM
I feel dumber having read this thread.:(
mormonrage
11-20-2006, 06:22 PM
Your name is Mormonrage. 'Nuff said.
LOL. Feel the burn. FEEL IT.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:26 PM
I don't concider you copy/pasting a picture of gay men in a thread about having gay sex with men giving me shit. I understand why you'd want to defend yourself though seeing as I called you out but I think you're missing the point. I was just commenting that I've noticed you on several threads trying to start arguements based on nothing at all... and most of the time it's with Buxy. It's creepy and I figured if I let you know other people were aware of it maybe you wouldn't do it anymore. Or at least you'd take the time to read and comprehend what other people had posted before starting an argument about it, bring your A game if you're going to be a dick.
actaully if you go back to the first page, i said some shit in 2 posts THEN she called me a homophobe. so im my book it was started before she came in. she just added fuel to the fire
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 06:31 PM
actaully if you go back to the first page i said to posts THEN she called me a homophobe. so im my book it was started before she came in her. she just added fuel to the fire
That makes absolutely no sense, none. You've just hit rock bottom on my respect-o-meter, tell Burgerbob I said hello.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:43 PM
That makes absolutely no sense, none. You've just hit rock bottom on my respect-o-meter, tell Burgerbob I said hello.
sorry i fixed it. pretty much it was started before bux came in, she just kicked it up a notch by calling use homophobes
buxomia
11-20-2006, 06:52 PM
I just don't see the point in being typical frat boys when it's a game. We're not gonna pull the "You know how I know you're gay" bit. This isnt what it's about. People are so friggin scared of what other people think of them it's ridiculous.
I'd carpet munch Milla, Lorelai and Evangeline any day of the week. AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:56 PM
I just don't see the point in being typical frat boys
and on that note i think i wont respond because that cut deep (i really hate frat guys) i guess you "win"
I am a lesbian and would have to say maggie Gylenhaal, Emma watson when gets older, and dan when he dresses like a school girlI think you're missing the point of the game. Well, except the last answer, I guess.
Also, to Diela: Gina Torres! Good taste.
Oh, and I never offered a list, so here:
1. Johnny Depp (almost trite on a list like this, but it's true)
2. John Cusack
3. Sean Bean
masherscf
11-20-2006, 07:29 PM
and on that note i think i wont respond because that cut deep (i really hate frat guys) i guess you "win"
I think Bux is scoring all the points today. You do come-off a little unsure of yourself.
And Gina Torres is the most beautiful woman on TV...
klitzy
11-20-2006, 07:59 PM
I'd carpet munch Milla, Lorelai and Evangeline any day of the week. AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!
Id carpet munch your mom!!
iggystar
11-20-2006, 08:04 PM
Elizabeth Mitchell!!!!!!! Absolutely, I completely forgot about her. Her role in Gia.... She's so appealing.
Gina Torres is gorgeous as well.
iggystar
11-20-2006, 08:05 PM
Radha Mitchell is another one...
bird603568
11-20-2006, 08:07 PM
Id carpet munch your mom!!
dude that was a stupid mistake. this should be fun...
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 08:18 PM
so once again
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Brad Pitt (Brangelina if we could :), make it a holy trinity)
3. Eff it, replace whoever I had with Brandon Routh
*rowr*
satori
11-20-2006, 08:23 PM
learn how to fucking communicate.
I thought "fucking communication" was what this thread was all about. :D
I'd carpet munch Milla, Lorelai and Evangeline any day of the week. AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!
that's hot on so many levels.
alright, only one. but that's enough.
and i wanted to use the expression.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 08:32 PM
I thought "fucking communication" was what this thread was all about.
Hold on...
*Spits orange fuzz out of mouth*
I can't be held responsible for what happened after my initial post.
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 08:49 PM
so once again
1. Ryan Reynolds
2. Brad Pitt (Brangelina if we could :), make it a holy trinity)
3. Eff it, replace whoever I had with Brandon Routh
*rowr*
Anyone feel me on Routh?
buxomia
11-20-2006, 08:51 PM
dude that was a stupid mistake. this should be fun...
Oh darling, you don't know me at all do you?
soundwave2-0
11-20-2006, 08:53 PM
Johnny Depp
Ewan McGreggor
Jude Law
buxomia
11-20-2006, 08:56 PM
Anyone feel me on Routh?
Routh is TOO pretty
1)Kurt Russel.
2)
3)
Dudes, I can't even think of anybody else. =x Now does that make me more or less gay than people than can think of three guys? =x If I can think of anyone else, I'll update my list.
masherscf
11-20-2006, 09:23 PM
1)Kurt Russel.
2)
3)
Dudes, I can't even think of anybody else. =x Now does that make me more or less gay than people than can think of three guys? =x If I can think of anyone else, I'll update my list.
Don't feel bad. I could only think of one as well. I tried to get an idea by thinking about who my wife likes.
I think Tyler Florence is kinda nice. he's a chef, maybe he tastes good too.
divadawg9234
11-20-2006, 09:24 PM
Johnny Depp
Ewan McGreggor
Jude Law
can I join?!?!
bogart
11-20-2006, 09:28 PM
can I join?!?!
can I tape if you do?
invaderzim
11-20-2006, 09:31 PM
FAGS :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/kornb1ind/untitled-1.jpg
bird603568
11-20-2006, 09:37 PM
Oh darling, you don't know me at all do you?
not really but ive heard that you are bad news
soundwave2-0
11-20-2006, 09:51 PM
can I join?!?!
i assumed u would be there with me anyways...
buxomia
11-20-2006, 10:37 PM
not really but ive heard that you are bad news
From who? And the voices in your head do not count, no matter what your therapist might say.
buxomia
11-20-2006, 10:37 PM
FAGS :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/kornb1ind/untitled-1.jpg
Okay Calderon....he can get away with this shit but TC and I are the bad guys?
slowmtnsilhouette
11-20-2006, 10:39 PM
can I join?!?!
count me in on that as well....
hmmm... girls on my list include
1. Shannyn Sossamon
2. Zooey Deschanel
3. Scarlett Johansson
originx
11-20-2006, 10:41 PM
Okay Calderon....he can get away with this shit but TC and I are the bad guys?
What are you talking about?
ariastar
11-20-2006, 11:17 PM
Rosario Dawson
Brittany Murphy
I don't know who I'd pick third.
masherscf
11-20-2006, 11:41 PM
I don't know who I'd pick third.
I can put a wig on...
ariastar
11-20-2006, 11:44 PM
I can put a wig on...
Okay. You're the third.
big-doze
11-21-2006, 12:45 AM
Brittany Murphy
Ewwwww.... she does WAY too much crack to be attractive.
Oh, and for the people getting mad: For real? Are we arguing about a thread called "Celebrities you want in your mouth?"
Anyway:
1. Zach Braff (can't believesomeone got to him first!)
2. Hugh Laurie
3. Vince Vaughn
And yes, BG, feelin' you on the Routh. He can enter my Fortress of Solitude any day.
cyrinix
11-21-2006, 02:41 AM
jlo
dannyt
vijay
and not necessarily in that order
moshi_what
11-21-2006, 02:54 AM
1. Angelina Jolie (her lips and those tits!~)
2. Monica Bellucci (old now, but sooo sexy!)
3. Jessica Alba
Hot Hot Hot!!~
iggystar
11-21-2006, 02:56 AM
3. Scarlett Johansson
This thread is making me question my sexuality....;)
djhyjak
11-21-2006, 03:08 AM
What in the wide world of sports is going on here? I leave for a few hours and its Sodom and Gomorrah. And i for one am down for the girl on girl action but i swore when i got out of prison that man on man is not in the plan.
keyser-soze
11-21-2006, 03:59 AM
I think you're missing the point of the game. Well, except the last answer, I guess.
Also, to Diela: Gina Torres! Good taste.
Oh, and I never offered a list, so here:
1. Johnny Depp (almost trite on a list like this, but it's true)
2. John Cusack
3. Sean Bean
Nice to see someone giving it up for Cusack.
My list would go:
Clive Owen
Christian Bale
John Cusack
bird603568
11-21-2006, 04:06 AM
What in the wide world of sports is going on here? I leave for a few hours and its Sodom and Gomorrah. And i for one am down for the girl on girl action but i swore when i got out of prison that man on man is not in the plan.
i see someone else knows what they are talking about :)
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:13 AM
I do, uh, have a secret fantasy about being with another woman. I like kissing girls. Maybe a threesome, me and two other girls. I'm somewhat tipsy and will probably not remember posting this in the morning.
popltree2
11-21-2006, 06:16 AM
1. Jason Statham
2. Keifer (sp?) Sutherland.
3. George Clooney.
Okay, you can close the thread now.
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:18 AM
1. Jason Statham
2. Keifer (sp?) Sutherland.
3. George Clooney.
Okay, you can close the thread now.
Clooney's an old dude now!
popltree2
11-21-2006, 06:19 AM
Clooney's an old dude now!
Okay, Ocean's Eleven George Clooney.
ali_pinto
11-21-2006, 11:42 AM
Clooney's an old dude now!
You're crazy George Clooney gets better looking with every passing year.
sloppybunny
11-21-2006, 11:53 AM
For the right amount of money I would bone Him, hell I would do it for free so I have a new conversation starter, to pick up the ladies!
matteekay
11-21-2006, 03:20 PM
Cillian Murphy and/or Danni Filth in his silver/"Ghost in the Fog" days. But this is only hypothetically at gunpoint, right...? Coz' otherwise, Morena Baccarin. Yeah. Inara. 'Nuff said.