View Full Version : what child actor would you have sex with?
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:38 PM
and it has to be when they were a child actor
#1 the girl from the pepsi commercials
#2 Macaulay Culkin but only if he made that face when i was doing him
tokenuser
11-20-2006, 06:39 PM
Ever had that feeling that you might have just crossed a line??
bigyanks
11-20-2006, 06:40 PM
the olson twins.
funnelfish
11-20-2006, 06:41 PM
Hmm...
Punky Brewster
Christina Ricci
Six
and
Thora Birch
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:42 PM
Ever had that feeling that you might have just crossed a line??
actually yes i did but i figured that gay sex was game this would be. i mean the romans did both
sloppybunny
11-20-2006, 06:44 PM
We all love Natalie Portman, but she was 12 in the proffesional. Though I agree with tokenuser. If anything is going to go wrong is this thread.
I know a lot of people like Christina Ricci, but to me she's wednsday. I think you could of worded it a bit better ;) What do I know according to a bunch of kiwi's I apparantly have sexual relations with sheep.(I don't condone this either)
BTW I also thought this was about child stars who grew up to be of legal consent age and are hot. I don't have sex with kids. It's a totally different thing to two consenting adults.
masherscf
11-20-2006, 06:47 PM
This thread is offensive. Sex with children is not a funny subject.
You can make a thread about having sex with men, women, pets or old shoes if you like, but you should draw the line here.
bird603568
11-20-2006, 06:50 PM
This thread is offensive. Sex with children is not a funny subject.
You can make a thread about having sex with men, women, pets or old shoes if you like, but you should draw the line here.
ok lets change it to what animal stars would you have sex with?
it has to be flipper due to the blow hole.
originx
11-20-2006, 06:51 PM
Hypocrisy doth lurk in the Geekdrome Forums.
tokenuser
11-20-2006, 06:55 PM
Hypocrisy doth lurk in the Geekdrome Forums.
There is a difference between consenting adults, but minors and animals is just wrong.
funnelfish
11-20-2006, 06:58 PM
So if we were to send the child stars to an aging machine THEN have sex with them... it's ok! (Plus all of the ones I mentioned are completely of age... and I was the same age as them when they were kids... so we cool!)
soundwave2-0
11-20-2006, 06:59 PM
There is a difference between consenting adults, but minors and animals is just wrong.
i took it as child stars that are now legal...that is why i am not posting until emma watson turns 18.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 07:00 PM
This thread is offensive. Sex with children is not a funny subject.
You can make a thread about having sex with men, women, pets or old shoes if you like, but you should draw the line here.
You do have to concider that it's all just a poor display of sarcasm.
I find it offensive that this douche is ripping off a topic I posted with good intentions, that people are enjoying. That is a topic that I've talked about with friends, which also includes you guys and there may be some obscenities in it but nothing offensive to the boards.
I could be wrong about his intentions though, and in case I am I have some advice for Bird. If childish ***s are what turn you on go **ck yourself.
masherscf
11-20-2006, 07:01 PM
Hypocrisy doth lurk in the Geekdrome Forums.
Dude, if you can't tell the difference, I feel very bad for you.
Notice that if the original topic had been: "What Hollywood star would you coerce into having non-consensual sex at gun point" would be also be offensive.
Also, the original "gay" thread was somewhat innocent. While, Bird meant to be offensive. this thread is textbook trolling.
baldmonkey
11-20-2006, 07:02 PM
WTF! If there ever was a thread that sholud be closed I think this is the one.
xxxthundercatxxx
11-20-2006, 07:04 PM
WTF! If there ever was a thread that sholud be closed I think this is the one.
Eh... the Geekdrome dictionary is kinda lame too... it's run it's course being stickied.
briangilmore
11-20-2006, 07:47 PM
Yeah, bird totally antagonizes sometimes, and homophobia is not allowed on the forums, or in life, really. So this thread, although if posted by thundercat would've been ok, but when bird was equating consensual sex by two adults with molesting children (that you know in the right context, i'm all for), or pets. then it's that ignorant "if we marry two men, eventually we'll be marrying our pets" and intolerance is not allowed on the forums. in any way shape or form. this one's dead, now go back to talking about the 1 YEAR GEEKDROME ANNIVERSARY!