Nailed by a costume

[bigyanks]

If you can have sex with someone wearing a costume what would it be?
I would were a grimace suite. and have her scream she wants a milk shake!
And yes i took the inspiration from Family Guy and no where else!!!

[divadawg9234]

If you can have sex with someone wearing a costume what would it be?
I would were a grimace suite. and have her scream she wants a milk shake!
And yes i took the inspiration from Family Guy and no where else!!!
now I'm for sure not having your babies

[viscountradu]

i'd like to have sex with Jesse Jane wearing a pirate costume

[bird603568]

probably would be dressed as the unabomber sketch. it would just be funny

[satori]

Having someone else dress up I'd probably say that the obvious answer is Leia - Slavegirl, but I think I'd go with with Lara Croft Tomb Raider - Sexy, smart and sassy.

[bogart]

so am I wearing the costume or her? This greatly affects my answer.

[bogart]

i'd like to have sex with Jesse Jane wearing a pirate costume

GOOD POSTING. This man knows things.

[soundwave2-0]

marvel girl or gwen stacy

[bigyanks]

so am I wearing the costume or her? This greatly affects my answer.

you are wearing the costume

[bogart]

you are wearing the costume

Hmmmm, my answer still might be the Leia metal bikini from RotJ.

[soundwave2-0]

you are wearing the costume

crap that changes it...and kind of make me think of you as a lil wierder.

when i fantasize i don't think too much of what i will look like. lol.

[viscountradu]

you are wearing the costume

Umm... Linguistics 101:

If you can have sex with someone wearing a costume what would it be?

you = subject
someone wearing a costume = object

you should have said, "If you could have sex with someone WHILE wearing a costume..."

[soundwave2-0]

whatever the girl i am sleeping with you is into i guess.

i like it better the other way. now we will just see eachother mentally in these costumes. we won't be able to make eye contact again.

[bigyanks]

now I'm for sure not having your babies

baby you mean you dont want lil fy kids running around?

[soundwave2-0]

fry kids that ask confusing questions...god..are you australian or something?

[soundwave2-0]

does anyone ever watch the show "cheaters"? there was an episode where a guy comes into his girl's bedroom and there are like sirens, rap music, police tape on the bed posts, a couple dressed up like clowns, and this guy's girlfriend. the clown cpl run and hide in the bathroom and they guy confronts his gf like "wtf?". after they all calm down the best conversation ever occures.

him: why didn't you just tell me what you were into and i could have maybe been involved in it.

her: well...how do i ask you to dress up as a clown and f*ck me in the a*s?

him: well..i think you just did.

then they hug!!!!

[muled]

does anyone ever watch the show "cheaters"? there was an episode where a guy comes into his girl's bedroom and there are like sirens, rap music, police tape on the bed posts, a couple dressed up like clowns, and this guy's girlfriend. the clown cpl run and hide in the bathroom and they guy confronts his gf like "wtf?". after they all calm down the best conversation ever occures.

him: why didn't you just tell me what you were into and i could have maybe been involved in it.

her: well...how do i ask you to dress up as a clown and f*ck me in the a*s?

him: well..i think you just did.

then they hug!!!!

sure sure soundwave .. cheaters .. uh huh


and my costume would be a yeti costume.

[soundwave2-0]

it's a funny show...the host got stabbed once.

[bogart]

it's a funny show...the host got stabbed once.

I know a production assistant that was on the show at that time. The stabbing was staged. Everything else on that show was real, but that was staged.

[bigyanks]

does anyone ever watch the show "cheaters"? there was an episode where a guy comes into his girl's bedroom and there are like sirens, rap music, police tape on the bed posts, a couple dressed up like clowns, and this guy's girlfriend. the clown cpl run and hide in the bathroom and they guy confronts his gf like "wtf?". after they all calm down the best conversation ever occures.

him: why didn't you just tell me what you were into and i could have maybe been involved in it.

her: well...how do i ask you to dress up as a clown and f*ck me in the a*s?

him: well..i think you just did.

then they hug!!!!

theres a porn liek that with clowns doing it.

[bravestarr]

since i'm in the holiday spirit i'd say Santa (or Mrs. Claus, still not sure which direction we're goin here).

[soundwave2-0]

holy sh*t first faces of death..now cheaters...did they stage that so the guy could leave the show?

[divadawg9234]

something that requires pigtails I guess...

[ariastar]

This isn't fair. There's a shortage of hot guys in hot costumes.

[big-doze]

Godzilla. No question.

During sex, I'd refer to her happy spot as Tokyo.

[viscountradu]

Godzilla. No question.

During sex, I'd refer to her happy spot as Tokyo.

or dress up as the Enterprise and ask for permission to dock

[diela]

or dress up as the Enterprise and ask for permission to dock

So does that mean your girlfriend is Utopia Planitia?

[slowmtnsilhouette]

so, ive thought about this all day...

i could be one of these three:
mary jane
inara
kaylee

[masherscf]

So does that mean your girlfriend is Utopia Planitia?

I think that's a level 10 geek joke...

[big-doze]

inara
kaylee

Do you have any idea how hard I've worked to get my girlfriend into Firefly for this specific reason?

Also, I'm surprised that no women have said Wonder Woman yet. You get to tie your guy up...

[masherscf]

probably would be dressed as the unabomber sketch. it would just be funny

The "unafocker"!

[briangilmore]

gwen stacy


my halloween BABY!!!

[bigyanks]

some people still seemed confused. it whatever you want it to be, you were the costume, the other person, or both of you.

[ariastar]

some people still seemed confused. it whatever you want it to be, you were the costume, the other person, or both of you.

If I'm in the costume, either my totally hot pirate costume, or a school girl. Or hell, me as a ballerina. I've got all the real stuff, as I used to dance.

[bigyanks]

i would be dressed as bush and have her be a mexican.

[slowmtnsilhouette]

gwen stacy

see, i would have added gwen to my list, but i think id make a horrible blonde.... mary jane i could pull off... i can work the red hair...

[point5o]

If I'm in the costume, either my totally hot pirate costume, or a school girl. Or hell, me as a ballerina. I've got all the real stuff, as I used to dance.

Heh, just like my friend's wife.