View Full Version : "Beat the Meat" Day! Do your part for world peace, fellas!
ariastar
11-20-2006, 11:55 PM
Yeah, check this out. Global Orgasm (http://www.globalorgasm.org)
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone
you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
So yeah, this is open to the girls too, but with a guy's frequency, they can do much more good!
I think I'd laugh my ass off if I did this.
x-posted to Infected (http://revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?p=35450) because not everyone reads all of these subforums.
klitzy
11-20-2006, 11:56 PM
Im confused...What do you want me to do?
viscountradu
11-20-2006, 11:59 PM
Im confused...What do you want me to do?
the same thing you do every day... twice a day on weekends
masherscf
11-21-2006, 12:00 AM
So, is there a specific time I wanna spank it, or can I just do it all day?
big-doze
11-21-2006, 12:03 AM
Well, if it's in the name of world peace, I suppose I can lend a... hand...
Oh ho! The humor!
losojosdemuerte
11-21-2006, 12:07 AM
GLOBAL ORGASM DAY is everyday!!!!!!!!!!!:D
viscountradu
11-21-2006, 12:07 AM
So, is there a specific time I wanna spank it, or can I just do it all day?
tantric masturbation?
jonathanlondon
11-21-2006, 12:08 AM
I'll do some mutual. Cup the Puss style.
diela
11-21-2006, 12:16 AM
the same thing you do every day... twice a day on weekends
Seriously.... isn't *every* day "beat the meat" day? Honestly?
ariastar
11-21-2006, 12:27 AM
But not every day is designated for world peace! *grins* You have a DUTY to do it on December 22nd! It's not for fun, it's your job! And the time? All day!
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 12:32 AM
But not every day is designated for world peace! *grins* You have a DUTY to do it on December 22nd! It's not for fun, it's your job! And the time? All day!
well, its a good thing im not working that day.... ;)
tokenuser
11-21-2006, 12:33 AM
Yeah, check this out. Global Orgasm (http://www.globalorgasm.org)
There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!
Why do I want to make a semen joke about now??
masherscf
11-21-2006, 12:34 AM
But not every day is designated for world peace! *grins* You have a DUTY to do it on December 22nd! It's not for fun, it's your job! And the time? All day!
It's not WHY you masturbate, it's WHO you're thinking about while you do it...
Why do I want to make a semen joke about now??It's that text you made bold. Oh wait, was that rhetorical?
klitzy
11-21-2006, 01:29 AM
I do that everyday....Like twice or three times!
briangilmore
11-21-2006, 02:02 AM
the same thing you do every day... twice a day on weekends
try to take over the world?
bird603568
11-21-2006, 02:05 AM
nice posting this thread in multiple forums. way to break rules
djhyjak
11-21-2006, 03:13 AM
My ladies and i will do our part on Dec 22nd and on Dec 27th the DVD will be released.
"The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!"
Ya lost me.
I'll probably be rubbin one out around that time anyway, so I'm sure I'll be able to help in the realignment of the planets or the second coming of Jesus, or destroy the asteroid, kill global warming, etc etc, save the whales.
sugarsickness
11-21-2006, 04:42 AM
I'm masturbating right now but I'll save it up after I'm done until the 22nd so when I erupt it will be magical.
popltree2
11-21-2006, 06:19 AM
the same thing you do every day... twice a day on weekends
Twice a day? Rookie...
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:23 AM
Twice a day? Rookie...
What are you at, thrice an hour now?
popltree2
11-21-2006, 06:24 AM
What are you at, thrice an hour now?
Need I quote myself again? I guess I must: "Rookie...". Where is the stamina?!? Thrice an hour is like the beginning of marathon training when you haven't run in 6 years; the slow pace on the treadmill.
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:26 AM
Need I quote myself again? I guess I must: "Rookie...".
So tell us, oh Master Bater, at what point is one no longer a rookie?
popltree2
11-21-2006, 06:27 AM
So tell us, oh Master Bater, at what point is one no longer a rookie?
If you go five minutes without it, there is something wrong.
atomusk
11-21-2006, 06:33 AM
so what, we gonna gather around in a circle and wack it???????? cause im down
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:36 AM
You need to be UP to beat it.