View Full Version : Adult toy boxes
ariastar
11-21-2006, 06:37 AM
Open for interpretation.
Discuss.
freecajunlove
11-21-2006, 06:41 AM
You mean video game consoles?
atomusk
11-21-2006, 06:44 AM
all i got is Vemon in the box, and hes not a toy, hes an action figure -_-
matteekay
11-21-2006, 06:58 AM
1 nice set of leather cuffs, some of those SportSheet® strap things, other odds and ends, and a plush alligator toy. Don't ask about that last one.
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 07:03 AM
hmmm. adult toys...
matteekay
11-21-2006, 07:09 AM
Just go to the Pleasure Chest™ on Santa Monica. Literally, everything you could ever think of.
moshi_what
11-21-2006, 07:10 AM
Ok...I'm a bit off topic, but I just remember how lucky as I kid we were. Our parents were kinda stingy, but for not being a round for 3 years, they got us toys each time the came back from overseas. My brother got all these kwel batman and spidey figurines! We'd play with them all day long. We left them at my grandma's and I bet she sold them at garage sale for $5 a box of toys...man should have kept them!
But toys in my box now...mini soft toys (I'm a chick), and anime character models like Bleach and Dragon Ball Z. If I had room, I'd build those japanese robots. And looking forward to buying lego sets soon come christmas!~Oh...and "adult toys" wise...no vibrators or whatever...I'm too geeky, not kinki
ariastar
11-21-2006, 08:06 AM
1 nice set of leather cuffs, some of those SportSheet® strap things, other odds and ends, and a plush alligator toy. Don't ask about that last one.
Amateur....
ariastar
11-21-2006, 08:07 AM
Oh, I just remembered I posted this (http://digg.com/offbeat_news/The_How_well_do_you_know_sex_toys_Test) a little over a week ago.
kramertron
11-21-2006, 09:56 AM
Me and four friends share a two foot black double-dong named "Black-Jack." Throughout college each one of us gets to keep it for one year and then passes it on to the next the following year. The reactions you get from people after wacking them in the face with it is too priceless.
point5o
11-21-2006, 11:16 AM
Oh, I just remembered I posted this (http://digg.com/offbeat_news/The_How_well_do_you_know_sex_toys_Test) a little over a week ago.
How did I get "Average" when I scored higher than 99% in all for categories?
sloppybunny
11-21-2006, 11:57 AM
For my student film we had my producers sisters dildo play the role of the alien anal probe :)
matteekay
11-21-2006, 03:18 PM
Me and four friends share a two foot black double-dong named "Black-Jack." Throughout college each one of us gets to keep it for one year and then passes it on to the next the following year. The reactions you get from people after wacking them in the face with it is too priceless.
That. Is. AWESOME.
And Aria, yeah, it's not real hardware, but you know how things go when one partner is more into something than the other.....
ariastar
11-21-2006, 07:14 PM
How did I get "Average" when I scored higher than 99% in all for categories?
I'll have to double check. Post a link to your result?
ariastar
11-21-2006, 07:15 PM
For my student film we had my producers sisters dildo play the role of the alien anal probe :)
How did your sister feel about seeing her beloved buzzy-buddy on film? :D
sloppybunny
11-21-2006, 07:23 PM
How did your sister feel about seeing her beloved buzzy-buddy on film? :D
I wasn't my sister, but a fellow student was producing it and when it came to orgenising a dildo, she grabbed her sister, who happened to be overseas :) It was a gag gift for her 18th though, so I think she keeps another one fo actual use if she would need it ;)
losojosdemuerte
11-21-2006, 07:24 PM
For Christmas a couple of friends of mine pitched in for a dildo for a girl that we all knew. Christmas Eve her family gets together and play White Elephant and give out presents. Well, the dildo we pitched in for her was among the present they passed out. As she was opening the present, she got so nervous and tried to hide the present, but good ol' sis whipped it out for her.
I have since been banned from attending this family function.
thefast
11-21-2006, 07:38 PM
Open for interpretation.
Well for an adult toy box, I'd imagine a guy on top of a girl, though you can't see the girl's face, then when you open the box, the flap has a picture of the guy fast asleep and the bottom has a picture of the girl looking disappointed. Hence the reason to search through the chest.
djhyjak
11-22-2006, 03:45 AM
My toy box contains 4 nubile young video vixens (all i can handle) wannabes that are about to show me why they deserve to be on my next dvd.
Oh yeah i have a special box for AriaStar the is a lovely sybian inside for ya.
matteekay
11-22-2006, 04:37 AM
Amateur....
Just to satisfy my own curiosity, what does your collection include?
sloppybunny
11-22-2006, 04:42 AM
Just to satisfy my own curiosity, what does your collection include?
I'm not Aria, but I have comics, action figures that aren't suitable for people under 3 and a case of cheap alcohol. Usually a mixture of cheap casket red wine mixed with coke. Eastern europeans sure know how to have fun.
matteekay
11-22-2006, 04:53 AM
I'm not Aria, but I have comics, action figures that aren't suitable for people under 3 and a case of cheap alcohol.
Let's partay!
ariastar
11-22-2006, 06:55 AM
Just to satisfy my own curiosity, what does your collection include?
Do you REALLY want to know...?
slowmtnsilhouette
11-22-2006, 06:59 AM
i think the closest thing i have to an adult toy is shot glass shaped like a penis that i got for my birthday...
ariastar
11-22-2006, 07:11 AM
i think the closest thing i have to an adult toy is shot glass shaped like a penis that i got for my birthday...
That reminds me of this glow-in-the-dark can topper I have. You suck on the tip of the penis.
Do you REALLY want to know...?omg so scary.
sloppybunny
11-22-2006, 08:40 AM
Mettakey, you're on ;)
Aria, I want to know :)
matteekay
11-22-2006, 02:55 PM
BTW Sloppy, that's cool as hell that you met the Lilo and Stitch guys. It's my all time favorite Disney flick. I heard from one of my coworkers (we're in the Internet/Games branch, but everyone knows people in Feature Animation, WDI, etc) that they're a little bit.... off. Particularly the one that voiced Stitch.
And Aria; hell yes, throw down. I have a running thereom about a correlation between geeks, heavy metal, and particular fetishes. Well, not so much a thereom as an idea. A bad idea. But still!
ariastar
11-22-2006, 05:42 PM
What did I get myself into.... LOL