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AriaStar
11-21-2006, 08:08 AM
Can our beloved hosts match these disasters? :) (And as a note, I'm not being serious about this stuff. I'm not disaster-prone, which I know is the fun of watching them! I' just showing off my mad cooking skilz.)

See, I was bored at about 2am last night, and I decided to make brownies. Sorry for the glare, but these are what I do when tired and I can't get to sleep:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/TheYear2006/temp-ish/DSC03305.jpg

They are from scratch, my own recipes. Fudgy with walnuts in mini bundt pans, drizzled with chocolate orange icing and sprinkles with hand-crushed (versus knife-chopped) walnuts. To get the orange flavoring, I extracted the oil from the peels of about two dozen oranges. Much easier than it sounds, AND I get to make OJ!


Earlier this year I made this cake.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f79/TheYear2006/02-February/24%20Birthday/LaCake.jpg

Again, my own recipes, again, from scratch. FIVE layers of chocolate with raspberry preserves between the layers, topped with a thick layer or preserves. The frosting is hand-etched. After rimming the plate with preserves, I used fresh raspberries, mint leaves, and sliced almonds (I cheated and bough pre-sliced because it's insane to slice them yourself) to decorate.
masherscf
11-21-2006, 12:59 PM
Can our beloved hosts match this? :)

I'm confused. C-A-C is hosted by people who can't cook or bake well. You apparently don't qualify. ;)
ctraider
11-21-2006, 02:28 PM
I have to agree with masherscf on this one. Looks like you can cook. Not to mention your other posts where you have "outed" your cooking skilz. ; )
thefast
11-21-2006, 07:18 PM
I think that you would make a great host if you stood there for 20 minutes doing various poses for the camera.
AriaStar
11-21-2006, 08:09 PM
I think that you would make a great host if you stood there for 20 minutes doing various poses for the camera.

LOL


And, to the other two, I was talking in complete sarcasm. This was just a chance to show off a couple things. I know that the fun is in watching them nearly kill themselves. *grins* I bet they really can cook though. You can only screw up so many times before you learn how to do it right.

My roommate would qualify. She managed to scorch chili in a crock pot!
Klitzy
11-21-2006, 10:50 PM
Aria....Good looking, geeky, and can cook....Can you clean Aria?
AriaStar
11-22-2006, 07:59 AM
Aria....Good looking, geeky, and can cook....Can you clean Aria?

I'm the only person I know who actually OWNS a steam cleaner. SO the answer is yes.
tokenuser
11-22-2006, 01:36 PM
I'm the only person I know who actually OWNS a steam cleaner. SO the answer is yes.So, you used a false name when you rented one and never returned it ...
AriaStar
11-22-2006, 06:49 PM
Nope, dropped a load on a Hoover at Sears. I had a slum-lord who wouldn't fix a leaky roof, but told me I was responsible for damage to the carpet. So I was always having to suck up water.
WeedHappy
12-16-2006, 08:17 AM
It's about time someone voiced my opinion that Aria should host this program and be co-co-host of diggnation,.. at least for a trial period not less then 3 episodes.

As they say at the renasaunce faire,... *cough* Hazah!
Anitab83
12-16-2006, 04:38 PM
Geez Aria, I thought those were chocolate covered donuts ... the cake looks pretty good though.