View Full Version : Do pretty girls fart?
vandammage
11-21-2006, 01:52 PM
Anyone down with the Mythbusters? It's one of the best shows out. And that Kari braud makes my jeans tight. Anyway, this episode never aired here I I dont think) but it's funny as hell. They strap sensors and mics on the interns drawers and follow her around to see if pretty girls do indeed fart. In know for a damn fact they do!!!! check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g
masherscf
11-21-2006, 02:31 PM
They strap sensors and mics on the interns drawers and follow her around to see if pretty girls do indeed fart. In know for a damn fact they do!!!! check it:
Not knowing the answer to that question is a sheer sign of virginity.
psbp516
11-21-2006, 02:35 PM
Hot girls DO fart, but the farts smell like roses and sunflowers!!!
satori
11-21-2006, 02:37 PM
That's truly bizarre, what a total waste of time. Of course girls fart. They poop too... maybe they should do a special on that one.
psbp516
11-21-2006, 02:38 PM
That's truly bizarre, what a total waste of time. Of course girls fart. They poop too... maybe they should do a special on that one.
ewwww!!! poop.
http://images.cafepress.com/product/28171461_240x240_Front.jpg
rockie
11-21-2006, 02:41 PM
Watch "Out Cold" and when the black guy wakes up next to the white girl, well, youll know the answer.
iggystar
11-21-2006, 02:48 PM
No they don't, they "break wind" At least that's what my great grandmother used to say.
vandammage
11-21-2006, 02:57 PM
Girl farts are actually far more lethal because by the time you figure it out it is already too late. Fellas announce them, it gives you time to escape...women just slip them out undetected and in mid sentence.
satori
11-21-2006, 03:05 PM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/28171461_240x240_Front.jpg
Hive, you're awesome! :D
funnelfish
11-21-2006, 03:13 PM
My ex was very pretty and she farted all the damn time.
satori
11-21-2006, 03:21 PM
My ex was very pretty and she farted all the damn time.
that's because she had big boobs, all the boob gas is stored in the boobs. when pretty girls apply the pretty dust it activates the boob gas and turns it in to fart gas.
bcool
11-21-2006, 03:38 PM
that's because she had big boobs, all the boob gas is stored in the boobs. when pretty girls apply the pretty dust it activates the boob gas and turns it in to fart gas.
*sings* The more you know...
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 03:53 PM
that's because she had big boobs, all the boob gas is stored in the boobs. when pretty girls apply the pretty dust it activates the boob gas and turns it in to fart gas.
you are sooooo smart satori... thanks for ruining one of the great mysteries of women.
satori
11-21-2006, 04:01 PM
you are sooooo smart satori... thanks for ruining one of the great mysteries of women.
At least I didn't let out where babies come from. :D
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 04:03 PM
At least I didn't let out where babies come from. :D
and all of woman-kind thanks you for it...
fluxcapacitor
11-21-2006, 04:06 PM
At least I didn't let out where babies come from. :D
You've been letting us know where babies come from for months with your cooter / sausage posts.
satori
11-21-2006, 04:07 PM
You've been letting us know where babies come from for months with your cooter / sausage posts.
that's a red herring... but I don't want to give too much away.
masherscf
11-21-2006, 04:18 PM
You've been letting us know where babies come from for months with your cooter / sausage posts.
We ordered our babies from amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com). They do all the online marketing from Babies R'Us.
satori
11-21-2006, 04:26 PM
We ordered our babies from amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com). They do all the online marketing from Babies R'Us.
They're just a clearing house.
ariastar
11-21-2006, 07:13 PM
If your ex was pretty and farted, there's your answer!
I'd rather think that no one farts though. Farting is NOT sexy.
If your ex was pretty and farted, there's your answer!
I'd rather think that no one farts though. Farting is NOT sexy.
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muled
11-21-2006, 07:48 PM
http://liberalserving.typepad.com/liberalserving/images/everybody_poops.gif
apples poop? ... interesting
And I can't speak to this in person as I have never dated a pretty girl. I've only dated soul sucking, life depressing, give me attention, your computers are stupid, I'll burn all your shit in the front yard banshees.
(sorry just had a break up)
kramertron
11-21-2006, 08:20 PM
My Mom farts all the damn time, so I guess that's something I got from her because I fart waaaay too much.
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 08:29 PM
apples poop? ... interesting
And I can't speak to this in person as I have never dated a pretty girl. I've only dated soul sucking, life depressing, give me attention, your computers are stupid, I'll burn all your shit in the front yard banshees.
(sorry just had a break up)
wow, that sucks. im sorry.
divadawg9234
11-21-2006, 09:21 PM
Do hot girls fart? I don't know, I'll have to ask one...
bird603568
11-21-2006, 09:21 PM
Do hot girls fart? I don't know, I'll have to ask one...
i can tell you they do and they stink too. and you dont want to know how i know this
guybers
11-21-2006, 10:09 PM
apples poop? ... interesting
And I can't speak to this in person as I have never dated a pretty girl. I've only dated soul sucking, life depressing, give me attention, your computers are stupid, I'll burn all your shit in the front yard banshees.
(sorry just had a break up)
Dude, you didn't know that apples pooped????
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 10:38 PM
Dude, you didn't know that apples pooped????
seriously, huh?
psbp516
11-21-2006, 10:45 PM
Yeah hot girls fart...when they eat fast food!
like in jay and silent bob, when the hot girls ate the fast food, and stole the jewels, and farted which set off the alarm, it was really funny, it was a kevin smith movie, kevin smith is popular here, because he makes funny movies for geeks and does comics and stuff like that, and this is geekdrome, and I would imagine that you guys would get the reference, because we're in the drome, ge heek drome!, homies, shakespeare in love, you know with the fist up in the air, like the nazi salut but with hand curled, which is cool, but i'm sure its what alot of people do, not just nazis, do you know nazi in hindu or india is like peace or something, or maybe buddhism, that's kind of ironic, since the nazis launched a attack on most of eastern europe, and killed alot of people with hate and discrimination and evilness, those assholes, geekdrom just finished downloading, swear to god it just popped up from bittorrent, utorrent to be exact, best torrent downloader imo, it handles multiple files well, i need to dl the new version though, anyway im gonna go watch some drome, before dinner, which will be followed by a run with my dog and then some homework and then a movie and some podcast while playing tetris, im having spaghetti with meatsauce for dinner, its my favorite meal, i might play wc3 later too, sorry just wanted to let you guys in on my personal Situation! pretend that I said situation like a black guy, a cool black guy, i saw this story on digg earlier with this black guy who was like daredevil, he had ecolocation thing mastered like a pimp, he also got a free wiii from ellen degeneres, i think im going to get a wii, in a year or so though, im getting a 360 first, i was all for ps3 at first but then i decided it was lame, its too late, too exspensive, and has no games, i'm much better off with wii60, atleast until ps3 is good if it ever will be, im hopeful that it will but i have no reason to be obligated to buying sonys products, they are kind of assholes, gears of war and zelda look sweet so definitely wii60, they got the games down already,fklaflkanyway off to some drome and then to some other stuff. Later guys.
sorry i have to edit because i said hot girl fart instead of hot girls fart, my bad ,later
slowmtnsilhouette
11-21-2006, 10:50 PM
Yeah hot girls fart...when they eat fast food!
like in jay and silent bob, when the hot girls ate the fast food, and stole the jewels, and farted which set off the alarm, it was really funny, it was a kevin smith movie, kevin smith is popular here, because he makes funny movies for geeks and does comics and stuff like that, and this is geekdrome, and I would imagine that you guys would get the reference, because we're in the drome, ge heek drome!, homies, shakespeare in love, you know with the fist up in the air, like the nazi salut but with hand curled, which is cool, but i'm sure its what alot of people do, not just nazis, do you know nazi in hindu or india is like peace or something, or maybe buddhism, that's kind of ironic, since the nazis launched a attack on most of eastern europe, and killed alot of people with hate and discrimination and evilness, those assholes, geekdrom just finished downloading, swear to god it just popped up from bittorrent, utorrent to be exact, best torrent downloader imo, it handles multiple files well, i need to dl the new version though, anyway im gonna go watch some drome, before dinner, which will be followed by a run with my dog and then some homework and then a movie and some podcast while playing tetris, im having spaghetti with meatsauce for dinner, its my favorite meal, i might play wc3 later too, sorry just wanted to let you guys in on my personal Situation! pretend that I said situation like a black guy, a cool black guy, i saw this story on digg earlier with this black guy who was like daredevil, he had ecolocation thing mastered like a pimp, he also got a free wiii from ellen degeneres, i think im going to get a wii, in a year or so though, im getting a 360 first, i was all for ps3 at first but then i decided it was lame, its too late, too exspensive, and has no games, i'm much better off with wii60, atleast until ps3 is good if it ever will be, im hopeful that it will but i have no reason to be obligated to buying sonys products, they are kind of assholes, gears of war and zelda look sweet so definitely wii60, they got the games down already,fklaflkanyway off to some drome and then to some other stuff. Later guys.
sorry i have to edit because i said hot girl fart instead of hot girls fart, my bad ,later
sweetie, i think you've had enough sugar for the day....
viscountradu
11-21-2006, 11:48 PM
sweetie, i think you've had enough sugar for the day....
wait! there's such a thing as too much sugar? epiphany!
djhyjak
11-22-2006, 03:37 AM
Yes Virgina pretty girls do fart, and as i have come to learn that if in front of you she farts then more then likely you have won her heart. Or your just one of her buds and she never has plans of having dirty dirty monkey sex on the roof with you, like she does with the bums she doesn't fart in front of.
satori
11-22-2006, 05:38 AM
And I can't speak to this in person as I have never dated a pretty girl. I've only dated soul sucking, life depressing, give me attention, your computers are stupid, I'll burn all your shit in the front yard banshees.
(sorry just had a break up)
that sucks, sorry man.
ariastar
11-22-2006, 06:54 AM
I am in capable of farting outside of the bathroom. :)
tokenuser
11-22-2006, 12:45 PM
I don't know about pretty girls (actually I do - they all fart, or as Iggy said "pass wind" ... its just that some are more discrete than others), but I tell you what ... something I have eatne over the past couple of days has set me off. Lucky for others I work at home alone. I almot killed myself last night driving out to grab something from the store ... damn that was bad.
atomusk
11-22-2006, 01:13 PM
No they don't, they "break wind" At least that's what my great grandmother used to say.
thats hawt
masherscf
11-22-2006, 01:17 PM
No they don't, they "break wind" At least that's what my great grandmother used to say.
You're gramma used to tell me thng too... ;)
muled
11-22-2006, 02:04 PM
Dude, you didn't know that apples pooped????
Typical guy response to someone breaking up. Totally ignores it.
wow, that sucks. im sorry.
Typical woman response offers empathy.
that sucks, sorry man.
****ing Canadians :)
Thanks guys but I'm sure I'm the asshole.
slowmtnsilhouette
11-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Typical woman response offers empathy.
hey, my answer may have been typical, but you should know by now, that i am far from it...
briangilmore
11-22-2006, 05:42 PM
apples poop? ... interesting
And I can't speak to this in person as I have never dated a pretty girl. I've only dated soul sucking, life depressing, give me attention, your computers are stupid, I'll burn all your shit in the front yard banshees.
(sorry just had a break up)
i've never dated anyone that's not totally beautiful, but right now, i feel the exact same way. 6 hour drive followed by one hour fight ending at 5 in the morning, **** that shit. me too brother. *shakespeare in love*
and in my experience, they fart, but accidentally and once a year and they get really embarrased and it's adorable and they laugh their ****ing asses off.
ariastar
11-22-2006, 05:45 PM
My dad's mom said that women "fluff."
muled
11-22-2006, 06:15 PM
*shakespeare* Bri
And I completely forgot something.
Women don't fart ..... they never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
slowmtnsilhouette
11-22-2006, 06:27 PM
they never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
hey, thats not nice! :(
satansmagichat
11-22-2006, 07:11 PM
why the hell did I read this whole thread?
slowmtnsilhouette
11-22-2006, 07:41 PM
why the hell did I read this whole thread?
because you miss us and our CRAZY antic... lol
satori
11-22-2006, 08:06 PM
why the hell did I read this whole thread?
Because if you hadn't of you wouldn't of known about pretty dust, or titie gas.
tokenuser
12-07-2006, 04:53 AM
I'm not sure if she was pretty ... but this woman wont be flying on AA anytime soon (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20886419-13762,00.html).
satori
12-07-2006, 07:48 AM
I'm not sure if she was pretty ... but this woman wont be flying on AA anytime soon (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20886419-13762,00.html).
damn, I thought you had her pic.... I don't think she'll be doing much of anything anytime soon. Can you imagine if her pic got out... it would be worse than that Star Wars kid fiasco.
tokenuser
12-07-2006, 01:20 PM
I thought I'd try googling for some more info, but found thios instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ekeMWXQICE&feature=PlayList&p=FCEDAD632A18790A&index=5). It brought a tear to my eye :)
masherscf
12-07-2006, 01:24 PM
I thought I'd try googling for some more info, but found thios instead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ekeMWXQICE&feature=PlayList&p=FCEDAD632A18790A&index=5). It brought a tear to my eye :)
It's funny that flutulation has become acceptable in commercials...
tokenuser
12-07-2006, 01:34 PM
It's funny that flutulation has become acceptable in commercials...Given that they are advertising a pager service, I am guessing this ad is about 10 years old by now. Still, this deserves to go into some hall of fame somewhere. You have to love truth in advertising.
eaasness
12-07-2006, 11:02 PM
Dromies, I just wanted to say "We've got chemistry here. You feel it?"
I was told once that when a Southern woman says she has "the vapors", you better lookout.
anitab83
12-08-2006, 06:10 AM
Only when excited.
So if you catch a lady smelling up the sheets, you've either made her day or have caught the wrong type of woman!
moshi_what
12-08-2006, 11:20 PM
Women don't fart ..... they never shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Nice one dude!!! Now that makes more sense. I was wondering why I wasn't my usual farting self the last week. I've been yelling too much at my brother and boyfriend...
Thanx mate!
noxdineen
12-09-2006, 03:45 AM
Hot girls DO fart, but the farts smell like roses and sunflowers!!!
And cinnamon buns.
briangilmore
12-09-2006, 09:58 PM
And cinnamon buns.
haha, nice.