"I'm growing a beard", thread.

[heyseuss]

To give the tangent from the hotguys/girls thread a home, let's do this hair ;)

Couple forum members starting so far;
http://gonz.hitmehard.net/pics/gonz_skaegg/gonz_skaegg_rakt.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2595904471_cb01eca1a6_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2595236709_4abee9af27.jpg?v=0
I'll post mine soon.

Man up, Damnedeyez, surely you can manage a close-up or something of your chin.

Phatlip, deegraww, denmmurray, grow 'em and post 'em.

[tokenuser]

I wont be able to contribute until Thanksgiving. I remain clean shaven over summer. Beards drive me nuts in the heat.

[masherscf]

Amateurs...

[heyseuss]

Amateurs...

Well, if they want to be in the olympics .. ..

Only just started, and if you want in, you have to fill in the gaps. Just a goatee ain't enough.

BTW, this is not a competition, just a thing to do, or in the instance of shaving, not do.

[mikec]

When I was in high school the hair on my head started disappearing and it started growing on my face. At times I have looked like Robert Redford in "Jeremiah Johnson".

Might have to submit a photo.

[heyseuss]

When I was in high school the hair on my head started disappearing and it started growing on my face. At times I have looked like Robert Redford in "Jeremiah Johnson".

Might have to submit a photo.

Is that the movie where he goes and lives in the woods, directed by Sydney Pollack ? The one where he gets an indian wife that doesn't speak english, and she makes him dinner and he spits it out and says "I can't eat this". I remember being appalled for some reason, that he did that, I think it was the actress confusioni on her face and just the crude way he tossed her hard work aside. Another thing that stunned me was that it was pretty damn violent. Good flick though.

And yeh, submit photo now, and again in a week or so, etc...

[mikec]

Is that the movie where he goes and lives in the woods, directed by Sydney Pollack ?

You got the movie right.


Another thing that stunned me was that it was pretty damn violent. Good flick though.

And yeh, submit photo now, and again in a week or so, etc...

At that time, things could be violent out in the wild.

[heyseuss]

You got the movie right.

At that time, things could be violent out in the wild.

Yeh I know, but what I meant was, it was kind of shot violently and graphic. I liked it, but was very surprised that an oldish film had so many cool tricks up it's sleeve for the first (?) really violent scene, as I recall. I'm specifically thinking of the scene when he runs straight at an indian and fights him and kills him. A few moments before he starts running at the guy, all the music drops out, and it's pure silence. You hear the violence building in the silence of the surrounding peacefulness, and then all you hear is the sound of the snow and breathing, and then the sounds of the fight itself. All very real sounding flesh on flesh sound effects. Considering how old it was, I actually found that scene to be more meaningful than the shakey-cam, insert, extreme close-up, over foleyed sound effects, over-choreographed fight scenes of the recent Bourne movie I watched. It was just stripped down beautiful violence.


I've pretty much recollected all I can from that flick, 2 scenes, so, maybe time to see it again.

[phatlip12]

Mines looking a little Joe Dirt"ish". I'll stick with it a little longer. Hopefully it starts looking better in a few days.

LMAO! Who's the girl in the pic?

[msmags]

LMAO! Who's the girl in the pic?

That's JediBitch, looking oh so fab in her Tony Stark Halloween costume (well, the make up part at least).

[heyseuss]

Mines looking a little Joe Dirt"ish". I'll stick with it a little longer. Hopefully it starts looking better in a few days.

LMAO! Who's the girl in the pic?

Post one now Phat. Joe Dirte (btw, love that movie) or not. The point is to see the changes between pics. Take one a week for the next month or more.

I'm busy rebuilding my office/studio right now and will take a pic of my week and a half growth and post later.

[rokov]

That pic was at two weeks, so I'll post another one in a week or so for the one month comparison. Although, I might try to shape it in the meantime just so it looks intentional as opposed to lazy. lol

[rabidbadger]

I won't be having facial hair again until my head hair goes gray to match my face hair, but here are a few older ones from a while back.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2616190441_ec0fea4bb2.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/2616190799_93941eb095.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2617017232_71d2d72be0.jpg

[heyseuss]

I like that first one for some reason. You look sad or concerned greatly.

The second one just turns me on . . . . . . . . because of the camera lens in the background, sorry.

I just took this pic as I was down the street getting the mail. I was trying to capture the weather.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0036.jpg

[rabidbadger]

I like that first one for some reason. You look sad or concerned greatly. Friends wedding in chicago, just got out of the car after a long drive from NY, into the duds, and waiting for the limo at the hotel lobby.

The second one just turns me on . . . . . . . . because of the camera lens in the background, sorry.

You just like the Long and wide.(angle) (got another few pics of it from the same foto session, I was a making a fotomontage for school, not sure if this is the place to post them though. There is a whole story about it.)

I just took this pic as I was down the street getting the mail. I was trying to capture the weather.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0036.jpg
Looks like your beautiful little house has a pointy little beard of bushes! :D

edited cause we drove to that wedding, didn't fly, lots of weddings that year.

[heyseuss]

Friends wedding in chicago, just got off the plane, into the duds, and waiting for the limo at the hotel lobby.

Ditto. Waiting outside hotel, friends wedding, Chicago. Many years ago. Apparently I have an inner ear infection, or I'm about to say, "don't waste the film on me".
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Wherethelimo.jpg


Looks like your beautiful little house has a pointy little beard of bushes! :D

And 3 dead trees that I just got sent a warning from the fire dept about.

[rabidbadger]

you look awesome all cleaned up. I'd have my bridesmaids do ya!

[rabidbadger]

I got a warning and a fine for long lawn and weeds, arghhh. woulda taken care of it, but all the tools/mower were in the garage, and the garage door was busted. No other door/window. fixed now, but too late :(

[heyseuss]

I got a warning and a fine for long lawn and weeds, arghhh. woulda taken care of it, but all the tools/mower were in the garage, and the garage door was busted. No other door/window. fixed now, but too late :(

ahh that does suck. shoulda borrowed the neighbors real quick.

[techliveadmin]

Like I said, I'm in. Just one problem. How do I resize photos to post em on the boards???..............

[rokov]

Here's an amusing little pic from the last time I had a full beard (and much more hair) when I was about 18.

http://johnhmaloney.com/abccard.JPG

[heyseuss]

you look awesome all cleaned up. I'd have my bridesmaids do ya!

What? That ain't cleaned up, still got beard and hair is unruly and curlying but not long enough to tie back.

[heyseuss]

Like I said, I'm in. Just one problem. How do I resize photos to post em on the boards???..............

Upload them to flickr or photobucket, and then size shouldn't matter.

[rabidbadger]

ahh that does suck. shoulda borrowed the neighbors real quick.

hired a neighbor kid to do it, but still too late.

oh, and if you are interested in the lens/camera story I'll post in Xibbys "post your stuff thread. have to upload to flickr, first, though.

[rabidbadger]

Like I said, I'm in. Just one problem. How do I resize photos to post em on the boards???..............

what I been doing is uploading them to flickr full size, then choosing the lower sized images they generate to post here. just gotta take of the stuff after jpg in the url

[phatlip12]

I won't be having facial hair again until my head hair goes gray to match my face hair, but here are a few older ones from a while back.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2616190441_ec0fea4bb2.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3243/2616190799_93941eb095.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2617017232_71d2d72be0.jpg

I must say, you look good cleaned up. I like your jacket in that first pic too...

[rabidbadger]

I must say, you look good cleaned up. I like your jacket in that first pic too...

I've outgrown it. want it?

[rabidbadger]

What? That ain't cleaned up, still got beard and hair is unruly and curlying but not long enough to tie back.

I like the casual/formal combo look. I still say you look great there.

[rabidbadger]

Upload them to flickr or photobucket, and then size shouldn't matter.

size always matters. You should see my lens! Oh. wait. you have. :rolleyes:

[rabidbadger]

I must say, you look good cleaned up. I

actually, gonna get a REAL haircut tomorrow. been having friends shave me down, or cutting it myself, or just letting it go crazy lately. I need a jobhunt haircut after work today. (no, didn't get fired or quit, but I gotta get out of there soooooon, it's bringing me down, and I don't need that right now)

Now back to beards. ...

[heyseuss]

Some bad bad beards here, really not too comfortable posting these. I wonder if, in 11 more years, I'm going to look at photos from now, and wonder what I as thinking, as I am about these ones now. How the hell did this guy ever get laid so much ?


http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/MeMike.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/mebodhi.jpg
21yrs old
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Meoncrack.jpg
24 yrs old
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/MeTower.jpg

[heyseuss]

Plonked, hammered, pottied, soused, wasted, shitfaced.. et al

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Megumby.jpg

[rabidbadger]

how, cause I bet you are like this in real life most times. aka, adorable.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/mebodhi.jpg

puppy don't hurt either, haha.

[heyseuss]

how, cause I bet you are like this in real life most times. aka, adorable.
puppy don't hurt either, haha.

I'm doing 75mph through colorado or utah in that pic.

Puppy?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Animals/BodhiGO.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Animals/Brokenbagelbed.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Animals/BodjiHolyfieldkiss.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Animals/bodhi0.jpg

Puppy was 7 feet tall from back legs to front when standing. I taught him to 'high-5'... problem was, one day a 4 yr old girl put her hand up in front of him so he did what he was taught, and raked her from forehead to bellybutton.

[msmags]

I won't be having facial hair again until my head hair goes gray to match my face hair, but here are a few older ones from a while back.




Um, slighty, very, extremely hot. ;)

[heyseuss]

Found a way to make myself better looking.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Meher.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/l_a3a60fda8d317fef2c9d1a4d767337e0.jpg

We never fought, always did see eye to eye. :p

[njshadow]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2595236709_4abee9af27.jpg?v=0

WHOAH. Jedi, you HAVE to post a pic at some point without the beard. (Jaw drops) :eek:

[phatlip12]

WHOAH. Jedi, you HAVE to post a pic at some point without the beard. (Jaw drops) :eek:

Just the mustache?

;)

LMAO

[njshadow]

Just the mustache?

;)

LMAO

Hey man, if she can make a beard/goatee look good, well, you get what I'm sayin'. :cool:

[ohhoe]

I love beards.


This thread rules.

[scoobydiesel]

eer i had a beard in High school, lookin back on it i love it an hate it, i did it when i had a mohawk also...

I just have my mustace thingie an goatee now

[damnedeyez]

Amateurs...

agreed.



(This thread explains why the hot girls/guys thread stopped showing in my subscription activity)


Edit: Apparently I should've combed it closer to the time I took the picture. That, and I need to shave my head and trim my moustache (it's to the point where it's catching part of what I'm trying to eat/drink)

http://eyez.boldlygoingnowhere.org:8080/Beard.PNG
Yeah, black shirt/background doesn't help a whole lot, but it's all yer getting.

[heyseuss]

Beard.PNG



AAaaarrrrrrrrrr !

[rabidbadger]

that will tickle their thighs!

[Bohemian_Beauty]

Nice beard, Damnedeyez!

[phatlip12]

Nice beard, Damnedeyez!

Agreed, he puts us all to shame!

[joedubbs]

Next year my friends and I have agreed to grow playoff beards for the NHL playoffs - regardless if our team is in it.

[heyseuss]

Agreed, he puts us all to shame!

I think he started a lil earlier than us.

[damnedeyez]

I think he started a lil earlier than us.

yep..

[damnedeyez]

And yeh, submit photo now, and again in a week or so, etc...

What...no updates? Everyone shave?

[rabidbadger]

Yeah, they all got jobs. haha.

[rokov]

What...no updates? Everyone shave?

After about a month I realized that a beard just doesn't suit me and went back to my usual goatee.

[masherscf]

My beard could be like damned-eyes, but from my eyes down to my toes...if I stopped trimming it. I guess I;m on the back end of this beard thing. I thinking about shaving it off after having it since 1993.

[heyseuss]

Yeah, they all got jobs. haha.

Au contraire mon freire

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0124.jpg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0122.jpg

and here's some gray
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0123.jpg

[rabidbadger]

Au contraire mon freire

Damn! You one handsome man.

[heyseuss]

Damn! You one handsome man.

That's bedhead and bedbeard. I woke up 30 mins before that pic . .. yes, about an hour and a half ago. I went to bed at 1pm today though. I've been trimming the beard, that hasn't been growing free since I started the thread.

That gray shot shocked me, it's even more obvious when my hair is short. I think a few more came out after seeing that.

[rabidbadger]

That's bedhead and bedbeard. I woke up 30 mins before that pic . .. yes, about an hour and a half ago. I went to bed at 1pm today though. I've been trimming the beard, that hasn't been growing free since I started the thread.

That gray shot shocked me, it's even more obvious when my hair is short. I think a few more came out after seeing that.


None of that means you aint a handsome Man. Gorgeous eyes. Windows to the soul, et al. No wonder you get lucky when ever you try.

[rabidbadger]

I am absolutely Loving this pic. Shows your great soul, somehow.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0124.jpg

[heyseuss]

I am absolutely Loving this pic. Shows your great soul, somehow.

It ain't even in focus. I'm looking at the neighbors guest house balcony wondering why the outside light has been on for days.

[heyseuss]

None of that means you aint a handsome Man. Gorgeous eyes. Windows to the soul, et al. No wonder you get lucky when ever you try.

Add hair to the middle of my back, a strange sense of style, 18-22 yrs old, and alcohol, and I didn't even have to do anything. I never picked 'heyseuss' or 'jesus' as a nickname, it found me.

[guytheninja]

It ain't even in focus. I'm looking at the neighbors guest house balcony wondering why the outside light has been on for days.

Consider yourself fortunate man. I actually have two different colors of hair on my face. The top part (mustache, top of the cheek area, front of the chin) is a light blond, the bottom half (underside of the neck, is a dark brown).

So if I don't shave and get stubble, it looks like I have a weird hormonal imbalance where I can only grow facial hair on the underside of my neck. (blond stubble is harder to see than dark brown).

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8975/pict0089eb2.jpg

It looks like a horse-shoe in normal light. But don't let the pic fool you, the blond hair is there, some of it is just difficult to see in the pic.

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6365/pict00900uz0.jpg

Here is another pic with different lighting.

So if I did grow a beard, it would look rather odd.

[heyseuss]

Consider yourself fortunate man. I actually have two different colors of hair on my face. The top part (mustache, top of the cheek area, front of the chin) is a light blond, the bottom half (underside of the neck, is a dark brown).

I see that. Mines not as obvious, some reddish and browns and black mixes on my face. But they all kind of blend. What's weird is, my chesthair is jet black.
I have a friend who has every color under the sun on his face.

[QUOTE]So if I did grow a beard, it would look rather odd.

Or, maybe it will be rather cool. Try not shaving for 2 months and see.

[karyyk]

I'm thinking that posting a picture in another "beard" thread on my first post is probably a bad move, but what the hell...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/Karyyk/bearded.jpg

That's me with the most full beard I've had in recent memory. Usually I got with more of a goatee...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/Karyyk/Me/647862780_l.jpg

That one is a couple of years old (and starting to show...aging fast).

[miss_vigilante]

Damn, there are some sexy beards in this thread. *swoon*

[-jedibitch-]

Nice beards guys! I love beards :)

[-jedibitch-]

*trying to revive thread*
Here is a pic of me and the bearded boy that I love. :)
His beard got a lil' red in it.

http://photos-499.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v216/165/71/722095499/n722095499_3643537_6667.jpg

[heyseuss]

*trying to revive thread*
Here is a pic of me and the bearded boy that I love. :)
His beard got a lil' red in it.

Why is he unconcious, are you having your way with him ?

[rabidbadger]

if she don't, I will!

[guytheninja]

if she don't, I will!

I'm sure that would wake him up.

[rabidbadger]

up being the operative word.

[mikec]

if she don't, I will!


You need to learn some self control.

[damnedeyez]

*trying to revive thread*
Here is a pic of me and the bearded boy that I love. :)
His beard got a lil' red in it.

http://photos-499.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v216/165/71/722095499/n722095499_3643537_6667.jpg

You 'shaved' yours off though... (not that I'm complaining, mind)

...is that the only way you could get a picture of your other beard?

[heyseuss]

You 'shaved' yours off though... (not that I'm complaining, mind)

...is that the only way you could get a picture of your other beard?

He's being used, he has no idea his photo is on the net.... it might just be a local bearded man taking a nap, and she jumped into the picture.... with her pretty pink lips and gorgeous eyes and all.

[damnedeyez]

with her pretty pink lips and gorgeous eyes and all.

I would've switched those adjectives around (I've a thing for lips)...and my first though on seeing that pic was "It's centered too far down"

So, no mascara means grab the nearest bearded guy for a picture to post...interesting.

[heyseuss]

I would've switched those adjectives around (I've a thing for lips)...and my first though on seeing that pic was "It's centered too far down"

The lips are a new addition to me. I already knew about the eyes and hair.

[QUOTE]So, no mascara means grab the nearest bearded guy for a picture to post...interesting.

That's what I did.

But seriously Bitch, tell your man to grow it on the face some more, unless he's going for the long shoreman/amish look, which is fine is he is.

[denmmurray]

My beard is strange...it gets to a certain length and then it just won't grow any more...

[esophagus]

Upon seeing the red in your boyfriends beard I said "Its like an inverted Hellboy. Kind of. They should call it that."

I think that is a compliment.

[darksydeavenger]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2747042307_807eb0dfc3.jpg

A slightly older pic of me, but still quite accurate in terms of the depiction of my beard. But I'm sure you've seen this pic before "somewhere..." :D

[damnedeyez]

But I'm sure you've seen this pic before "somewhere..." :D

Nope...doesn't ring a bell...

[techliveadmin]

Darksy, nope, havent seen that pic anywhere..............or are you trying to suggest you've done something concerning pics while you were naked/ and or drunk..........?

[techliveadmin]

Jedi.................wow, love those lipsssssssssssssssssssssss.

[those lips are awesome]

[rahulvas]

Jedi.................wow, love those lipsssssssssssssssssssssss.

[those lips are awesome]


I think we got ourselves an e-crush.

[darksydeavenger]

Darksy, nope, havent seen that pic anywhere..............or are you trying to suggest you've done something concerning pics while you were naked/ and or drunk..........?


Actually, I just meant that I've been using that pic as my avatar for awhile now. As for those OTHER pics....*ahem* *cough cough* :p

[phatlip12]

Jedi.................wow, love those lipsssssssssssssssssssssss.

[those lips are awesome]

Everyone loves Phatlipppppppppppppppppp







sorry, I read that wrong

;)

[heyseuss]

I think we got ourselves an e-crush.

The woman is hot, everyone here acknowledges and e-crush for JediBItch.... that is, when Kyle isn't online.


Where's the beard Phatty. I think you would look really good with one, you got the haircut for it.

[damnedeyez]

The woman is hot, everyone here acknowledges and e-crush for JediBItch.... that is, when Kyle isn't online.

...I don't know that I'd call it an 'e-crush' exactly...

[heyseuss]

...I don't know that I'd call it an 'e-crush' exactly...

I was exagerrating a little personally, but I don't mind girls dressed as drunken pirates, plus those eyes and those lips and hair are all good, but I don't know her.

What then ?

[damnedeyez]

I was exagerrating a little personally, but I don't mind girls dressed as drunken pirates, plus those eyes and those lips and hair are all good, but I don't know her.

What then ?

Art Appreciation.

[heyseuss]

Art Appreciation.

Well said. Less words than what I said, but same thing. Don't know anything about her, sooo no real crush.

[ariastar]

My attempt at growing a beard hasn't gone well. Maybe I should give up. :)

[heyseuss]

My attempt at growing a beard hasn't gone well. Maybe I should give up. :)

Eeeewwww..... but, give it another 35 years.

[ariastar]

Eeeewwww..... but, give it another 35 years.

Maybe I can shave one of the dogs' asses and glue it to my face, a la Butters. :D

[llauranzoniii]

Ugh, no beard here. I'm just too lazy to keep up with it. I wish I could just have all hair removed. I shave my head once a week with a beard trimmer and I shave the face every other day. But it's so much damn work.

[heyseuss]

Ugh, no beard here. I'm just too lazy to keep up with it.

Umm, growing a beard really doesn't require any effort, none that you will consciously notice anyway.

[damnedeyez]

Umm, growing a beard really doesn't require any effort, none that you will consciously notice anyway.

at least until it gets long enough to require maintenance...or braids. I think I need to start using a bit of conditioner in it.


Edit: Or put it in a 'ponytail' (whatever that'd be called for a beard)

[heyseuss]

at least until it gets long enough to require maintenance...or braids. I think I need to start using a bit of conditioner in it.

Edit: Or put it in a 'ponytail' (whatever that'd be called for a beard)

Picking food out later takes a little time, but you are rewarded with extra treats after the meal.

[phatlip12]

The woman is hot, everyone here acknowledges and e-crush for JediBItch.... that is, when Kyle isn't online.


Huh?


Where's the beard Phatty. I think you would look really good with one, you got the haircut for it.

I had job interviews and such so decided to get rid of it. I may grow it back though because Apple doesn't really care if you have a beard or not.

[popltree2]

...Apple doesn't really care if you have a beard or not.

Beard? I work with a guy who has a mohawk. He is awesome.

[ariastar]

Ugh, no beard here. I'm just too lazy to keep up with it. I wish I could just have all hair removed. I shave my head once a week with a beard trimmer and I shave the face every other day. But it's so much damn work.

Takes less effort to NOT shave. :)

[jessicaphan]

my boyfriend and his friends are doing a bet thing where they don't shave from october until christmas break. should be interesting. haha

[ariastar]

I think I need to start using a bit of conditioner in it.

DEFINITELY condition. Makes it softer when kissing instead of scratchy.

[ariastar]

Picking food out later takes a little time, but you are rewarded with extra treats after the meal.

Ew, gross! Somehow I can picture you doing this, though I haven't even seen a pic of you.

[ariastar]

Huh?

We've all secretly got crushes on you.


I had job interviews and such so decided to get rid of it. I may grow it back though because Apple doesn't really care if you have a beard or not.

Have you seen Cody's face-fuzz and 'fro? And there's a guy there with a mohawk. AND you can wear flip-flops and swimming trunks! Apple's totally chill like that. Except they don't let Geniuses have drinks at the bar anymore because some douche complained that it looked "unprofessional" and preferred to see them sweating from the heat.

[damnedeyez]

Ew, gross! Somehow I can picture you doing this, though I haven't even seen a pic of you.

Have you read this whole thread? There were a few of him.

[-jedibitch-]

But seriously Bitch, tell your man to grow it on the face some more, unless he's going for the long shoreman/amish look, which is fine is he is.

It is more of a leprechaun look :).

[heyseuss]

It is more of a leprechaun look :).

I think he's after your lucky charms then.

[ariastar]

Have you read this whole thread? There were a few of him.

Since I was posting in the middle of the night, braid-dead tired, I don't remember who all I've seen pics of lately. In other words, if I've seen him, which I probably have, I wouldn't recognize him in a line-up of pics.

[ariastar]

I think he's after your lucky charms then.

Great, now I want some Lucky Charms. *heads to the kitchen*

[techliveadmin]

I think he's after your lucky charms then.

I've never lol'd so hard before!!!!!

Lucky Charms usually expire after a month of being opened.......Jedi....I hope this isnt the case with you......lol

[heyseuss]

I've never lol'd so hard before!!!!!

Lucky Charms usually expire after a month of being opened.......Jedi....I hope this isnt the case with you......lol

:eek: That's a disturbing metaphor.

[llauranzoniii]

Takes less effort to NOT shave. :)

Not for my line of work. I work in a professional environment and I'd have to keep it clean. So it's either all or nothing. I choose nothing because I don't have to keep it look pretty.

[rabidbadger]

after getting sheared like a new zealand lamb this weekend, lot more salt and pepper is visible. Might try the beard again.

[conductedmilk]

*trying to revive thread*
Here is a pic of me and the bearded boy that I love. :)
His beard got a lil' red in it.



Ditch that guy, I'll show you a good time.

[-jedibitch-]

Ditch that guy, I'll show you a good time.

:eek:

You win. Let's date.

[heyseuss]

:eek:

You win. Let's date.

Fickle demon woman abandoning the bearded one !!!! Leprechauns got feelings too.

[murphy1d]

Yeah, they all got jobs. haha.

You laugh, but I feel it necessary to shave before any interviews, like the one I had in March to get my current job. But I always grow it back!
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g166/Murphy1d/858961682_m.jpg

[superjoe89]

i wish i can grow a beard...because mine just wont grow right

[heyseuss]

i wish i can grow a beard...because mine just wont grow right

There is no wrong or right.

[darksydeavenger]

There is no wrong or right ?

I suppose growing an inverse beard would technically count as wrong, maybe? :p

[heyseuss]

I suppose growing an inverse beard would technically count as wrong, maybe? :p

Or amazing.... seeing as I don't know what you mean.

[darksydeavenger]

Or amazing.... seeing as I don't know what you mean.


Man, I rarely know what I mean.

[damnedeyez]

I suppose growing an inverse beard would technically count as wrong, maybe? :p

A few years back, someone saw a picture of me (shaved head, full beard) and said my hair fell through my head...so would an inverse beard be clean shaven and a full head of hair?

[frankiethewaffle]

I had a beard and I am soon to let it grow back. So in about 3 years I will have a pic to send. When I let my beard grow, I had also started just using clippers to cut my hair. I decided eventually, to just use the same clippers to cut my hair and my beard all at once. All of the hair from my neck up was the same length. It was actually pretty bad ass.

[ariastar]

Beat this:

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/socyberty/2007/09/17/60004_0.jpg

"Norwegian Hans Langseth holds the record for the longest beard (male). When he died in 1927 his whiskers measured 17.5 feet (just under 6 metres). It is now on show at the Smithsonian Institution."

[ariastar]

Or this:

http://users.triera.net/vidovand/articles/Vivian-Wheeler.jpg

"Vivian Wheeler of Illinois has the record for the longest beard in the world (female). Her chestnut brown whiskers measures 27.9 cms and she started to grow it after the death of her mother, but since 1997 she hasn't let her beard grow."

[damnedeyez]

Beat this:

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/socyberty/2007/09/17/60004_0.jpg

"Norwegian Hans Langseth holds the record for the longest beard (male). When he died in 1927 his whiskers measured 17.5 feet (just under 6 metres). It is now on show at the Smithsonian Institution."

Hell, I'd just like mine long enough that I could stick it in my belt when I needed to get it out of the way. Maybe I'll just start braiding it...

[popltree2]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9306/picture008az6.jpg

[ariastar]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9306/picture008az6.jpg

Heh! Ya look deranged, Love. :p

[ludothegreat]

This is my first post here. I thought it was only right to resurrect this thread to introduce myself. Here is a picture of me and a link to my gallery with a lot more pics of me and my beard. I'm on the left :D

http://digitalmassacre.net/wp-content/gallery/Me/me022.jpg

My Gallery (http://digitalmassacre.net/nggallery/page-13/album-3/gallery-2/)

[scoobydiesel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/Scoobydiesel/Photo9.jpg

Bah....just started to regrow...dunno why? I'll prob shave soon since it makes my goatee thingie look just really odd o_O

and I'm shocked at how boring this movie is(semi pro) when i know i shouldn't be...

[ryudo]

I lose so badly.
Even Jedi with the marker beard beats me:(

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7351/dirtymehp4vb3.jpg

[heyseuss]

This is my first post here. I thought it was only right to resurrect this thread to introduce myself. Here is a picture of me and a link to my gallery with a lot more pics of me and my beard. I'm on the left :D

http://digitalmassacre.net/wp-content/gallery/Me/me022.jpg


That's a good'un. Definitely a new take. It looks like it's slipped 2 inches.

Scooby - keep with it, even though that looks like it's in the itchy stage right now.

You too Ryudo, just let it keep coming in, you can't predict how it will end up shape-wise. It makes you look older for sure (makes you look closer to your actual age)

Mines in the, hair in my mouth, poking up my nose, hiding food for later, OMG I think he's gonna kill us, stage.

[heyseuss]

I lose so badly.
Even Jedi with the marker beard beats me:(


There's other resons JediBitch beats you.

[damnedeyez]

I've considered shaving it off a few times the past few days...and I'm sure I'll consider it a few more times before Monday. (A/C broke on Tuesday...they tried reviving it but couldn't, and since a new system is being installed...paying to replace the old compressor didn't make much sense. Well, at least until I woke up to 87F in my bedroom.)

Still have it though...longer than my palm is wide. Actually, if I stick my middle finger on my chin, it goes down past the pads.

[scoobydiesel]

I dont really want a beard but im just still being too lazy

[heyseuss]

I dont really want a beard but im just still being too lazy

Yay. Embrace it. Grow past the itchy stage, give it a few weeks, you'll like it.

[damnedeyez]

So is there a term for it when you put it into a ponytail type deal? I call it a Captain Lou.

[popltree2]

Cut the hair and trimmed the goatee.

http://gallery.me.com/cody.clements/100091/Photo-20102/web.jpg

[bigshotprof]

Given the length of this thread shouldn't your beard be like down to your knees by now?

[rabidbadger]

Cut the hair and trimmed the goatee.

http://gallery.me.com/cody.clements/100091/Photo-20102/web.jpg

Dude. That is totally the look for you. The hottest AND coolest pic I ever seen of you.

[ariastar]

Cut the hair and trimmed the goatee.

http://gallery.me.com/cody.clements/100091/Photo-20102/web.jpg

I'm sitting here with this dumb grin on my face. Damn, I'm a lucky girl.

[rabidbadger]

you may have a big grin right now, but I got a big woo... nevermind.

[ariastar]

you may have a big grin right now, but I got a big woo... nevermind.

Not as big as C - nevermind....

[ariastar]

SUCCESS! I growed one!!

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b227/whateverpictures/beard.jpg?t=1220655772

[rabidbadger]

Salvador Dolly!

[ariastar]

Sexy bee-otch.

[ericjosepi]

I think I'm too clean shaven for this thread...

[rabidbadger]

It comes and goes.

http://g.virbcdn.com/cdnImages/noResize/PageImage-58414-1210187.jpg

[murphy1d]

Did he make that jacket while high and watching Shaun of the Dead?

[rabidbadger]

be cool. we don't make fun of the clothes your mom lays out on your bed for you every day before kindergarden. :)

(he is in Medicine Hat, for gods sake. Give the dude a break.)

[murphy1d]

be cool. we don't make fun of the clothes your mom lays out on your bed for you every day before kindergarden. :)

Hey, you be cool! I'm reading at a 3rd grade level now!:D

[hoffa55]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ajhoff55/Misson%20Pics/Cameo.jpg

Me on my leave after Iraq :)

[heyseuss]

The windows to my soul need cleaning

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Umm.jpg

I look like death.

[ohhoe]

The windows to my soul need cleaning

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Umm.jpg

I look like death.

I didn't know you had cataracts.


Or a beard..... :o

[heyseuss]

I didn't know you had cataracts.

I don't have cataracts, it's just the camera denying the existence of my soul. I'm fading.

Or a beard..... :o

Seriously ??? Have you seen this thread ?

[ohhoe]

I don't have cataracts, it's just the camera denying the existence of my soul. I'm fading.



Seriously ??? Have you seen this thread ?


I was joking about the cataracts.

And no I haven't seen this thread! I didn't go back and read it. I didn't have any idea what you looked like until right now!

[heyseuss]

I was joking about the cataracts.

I've taken years of precautionary medicinal measures in my day to prevent them ever coming.

And no I haven't seen this thread! I didn't go back and read it. I didn't have any idea what you looked like until right now!

There's a bunch of me in this thread.

[rabidbadger]

The windows to my soul need cleaning
...

I look like death.

First thing I thought was, early Ian Anderson. Aqualung need his soul cleansed. :D

[rroethel]

THIS IS BULLSHIT. i am only 17 and im a freshman in college i cant grow facial hair yet.

[ericjosepi]

THIS IS BULLSHIT. i am only 17 and im a freshman in college i cant grow facial hair yet.

I'm 21 and I really can't either dude... Is it that big an issue?

[rabidbadger]

I'm 21 and I really can't either dude... Is it that big an issue?

You had a sweet goatee a year or so ago.

[guytheninja]

The windows to my soul need cleaning

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/Umm.jpg

I look like death.

PFFFT,

I thought you were a Resident Evil 4 plagas zombie. No wait, their eyes have more of a yellowish type haze than a grey one.

Don't turn me into a zombie please :D.

[damnedeyez]

THIS IS BULLSHIT. i am only 17 and im a freshman in college i cant grow facial hair yet.

I had sideburns in 7th/8th grade..but that's it...they were half-inch long peachfuzz.

The facial hair I had in highschool was...not impressive. I had it mainly due to not caring to shave much...it'll get there eventually. (It still doesn't seem like it's as full as expected...but maybe that's just ridiculous expectations based on hollywood and fantasy paintings.)

[heyseuss]

I had sideburns in 7th/8th grade..but that's it...they were half-inch long peachfuzz.

The facial hair I had in highschool was...not impressive. I had it mainly due to not caring to shave much...it'll get there eventually. (It still doesn't seem like it's as full as expected...but maybe that's just ridiculous expectations based on hollywood and fantasy paintings.)

Yeh, at 17 I had long sideburns, but they could be lifted up to reveal half peachfuzz. I don't have a thick beard at all and I've got scars on my chin where the hair doesn't grow, but it's mainly not thick because I barely ever shaved in my life. I used to shave about once or twice a year, but now, more like 4-6 times a year. My dad was shaving twice a day when he was 13,. . . but then again, he also started financially supporting his mom and sister when he was 8. He was alot more man than me. I'm glad I got some of his Italian genes though, not too many, but just enough.


Damnedeyez - have you trimmed since the photo that's in this thread ?


EDIT - I have to say, every time I see that photo of myself, it freaks me out.....even moreso than photos of myself usually do.

[damnedeyez]

have you trimmed since the photo that's in this thread ?

no

every month or so I trim the upper sideburns, the moustache when it gets in the way and the upper cheeks so it does look like they're trying to meet my eyebrows

[techliveadmin]

At 11 I had a goatee a mustache and something resembling a beard. Now I have most of a beard, but like like atleast a centimeter or so the beard stops at the bottom of my chin giving me the single weirdest beard ever!

[therage800]

THIS IS BULLSHIT. i am only 17 and im a freshman in college i cant grow facial hair yet.

Just keep shaving what you can grow... I couldn't grow much facial hair until I was 21, but I just kept trying to grow out a (pathetic) goatee until I was 20, as soon as I started shaving then I could finally grow it out.

[techliveadmin]

Yeah, I have heard repeated shaving in one area stimulates it into growing hair.

Just wondering out there, what counts as a beard?

Beard as in with goatee and facial hair growing down to the neck and such?

Or

Can a goatee together with moustache be called a beard?

[damnedeyez]

Just wondering out there, what counts as a beard?

I consider facial hair to have three parts, moustach, sideburns and beard...



I also think the 'shaving makes it grow in better/faster' is just an old wive's tale.

[therage800]

I also think the 'shaving makes it grow in better/faster' is just an old wive's tale.

You know I've heard both ways, that it is true and that it's a myth, but from my own personal experience it seems to be true... But it's not like I conducted a scientific analysis ;)

[heyseuss]

I consider facial hair to have three parts, moustach, sideburns and beard...

But all joined to each other.

I'd be proud if anyone here decided to grow any facial hair at all. I find it ridiculous when Kevin and Alex were discussing growing beards/moustaches, and considering it so hesitantly. If you've never grown a goat, or sideburns or even a soul patch, do it. The reason I started this thread was to encourage dudes to try something different, and for the fun social experiment of observing each others transformations. I liked having short hair, and girls liked me clean shaven, but you can only style short hair one way and one way only, creating only one feeling. Same with a beard, I can embrace it, or hide behind it, I can use it to force people to appreciate me for who I am inside, rather than judging me for my looks... believe it or not, this is actually really common, and I can split a room in two by walking in with a big beard. I consider hair and facial hair to be canvasses with wide palettes to work with.

I also think the 'shaving makes it grow in better/faster' is just an old wive's tale.

Absolutely, positively 100% not true. Shaving makes it thicker and grow quicker. Ask any retired cyclist.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0162.jpg

[xibalba]

http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp

[heyseuss]

http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp

Sorry dude, it's true, I've seen it proven repeatedly on several people first-hand. Also, that link really didn't have anything to say about it other than, "false".

[xibalba]

Mayo clinic says its not true either, so do many doctors. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/AN00638

[xibalba]

Oh btw I think it is some what true due to the fact I had one of those weird grow in beards, no hair some places and lots other places. Looked weird. But after a few shaves it all filled in good.

[heyseuss]

All these links quote an expert saying that while it grows in, it may appear thicker or darker. I don't know why, but, the answer they give doesn't address the question per se. I guess this isn't something doctors can prove one way or the other. I know for a fact that it is true, and it has produced hilarious results on myself and some of my friends, and any well maintained female will tell you it's true. Take any part of your body, especially an area that's never been shaved before, and shave it repeatedly, and once you stop shaving, it will come in thicker and darker (although darker may just be a sideaffect of thicker). I'm talking about once it grows in, back to the length it originally was.

I think these experts are trying to use what they know as experts, and not what they've experienced first-hand. I honestly didn't believe it, or even assume to know why that might happen when told so, but four years of shaving my left knee gave me enough proof.

[rabidbadger]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/heyseuss_/FILE0162.jpg

Now, THAT, my friend is a BEARD! you look great.

[therage800]

Oh btw I think it is some what true due to the fact I had one of those weird grow in beards, no hair some places and lots other places. Looked weird. But after a few shaves it all filled in good.

Wait I'm confused, you kept posting all these links to try and disprove it and then you say you think it is true?

[xibalba]

nothing wrong with presenting evidence from the other side even if ya don't quite agree.

[therage800]

nothing wrong with presenting evidence from the other side even if ya don't quite agree.

Agreed. In fact if you know how to do it right it's a good technique in a debate, it shows that you really do know what your talking about...

[ohhoe]

I think every dude should grow a beard.


I also like ridiculous cop mustaches.

[comhcinc]

i grow a beard constantly. i just also happen to shave most of it off.

[xibalba]

Agreed. In fact if you know how to do it right it's a good technique in a debate, it shows that you really do know what your talking about...

Well in small meaningless debate about if shaving causes hair to grow thicker, don't really have to do it right. Just post links to say it's not true. :D

I think every dude should grow a beard.


I also like ridiculous cop mustaches.

My beard sucks as seen in another thread and my ava.

[therage800]

Well in small meaningless debate about if shaving causes hair to grow thicker, don't really have to do it right. Just post links to say it's not true. :D



Small meaningless? You think this debate is small and meaningless?! I'll have you know the future of the planet rests on this debate!

[heyseuss]

I think every dude should grow a beard.


Yay, I like a girl without fear of the hairy faced ones.

I also like ridiculous cop mustaches.

Except when on ridiculous cops.

[ohhoe]

Except when on ridiculous cops.

I like this one:

http://content6.flixster.com/question/38/47/58/3847584_std.jpg

hot hot hot

[computoman]

Oh goodness, I just cut my beard off. Feels wonderful to feel the face again.

[gonzooo]

Regarding the "shave so it grows back faster, stronger, better" thing, beards.org (best web adress ever) says it's not true, and what makes it seem like it is is the fact that facial hair is stronger and darker at the root, which makes it seem like it's darker and more defined after letting it go for a while when having been clean shaven.

I apologize if this post isn't coherent at all; I'm drunk.

Some fresh pics of me in my non-fitting beard:
1 (http://gonz.hitmehard.net/pics/newbeard/Photo%202.jpg)
2 (http://gonz.hitmehard.net/pics/newbeard/Photo%203.jpg)
3 (http://gonz.hitmehard.net/pics/newbeard/Photo%205.jpg)

[computoman]

gonzooo is a derivative of the italian word gonzo which means someone who is not so bright. Everyones you are not that way.