Jeff's soul-mate found!!

[MaxTheSilent]

Sorry to break your hearts, ladies, but I'm afraid Katherine Fletcher of ChannelFlip Games takes the crown of the woman most suited to our own beloved Jeff Cannata.

http://cfgames.blip.tv/posts?view=archive&nsfw=dc

She's a super-cute Eurasian gamer chick who knows more about video games than most podcasters do.

Maybe another trip to England is in order for Mr. Cannata to pursue an 'interview' with the beauteous Ms. Fletcher.:p

[tsmith15]

I like the accent.

[bruce-leroy]

This thread makes me feel uncomfortable.

[msmags]

This thread makes me sad. :(

[owlboy]

Max is getting his Mister Sinister on and attempting to use Jeff and Katherine to breed a race of super geeks.

Admit it!

[heyseuss]

Maybe his current girlfriends lack of interest in games, is made up elsewhere, making Jeff plenty happy I'm sure. Maybe Jeff doesn't want a nerd-core gamer girlfriend.

[msmags]

Great, now I'm all teary-eyed on a Friday afternoon. :(

Sniff.

[rabidbadger]

Ummm. I thought it was common knowledge that Jeff is gay, his lady is a beard, and we been living together for two plus years, right?







Oh, sorry. different jeff.

[heyseuss]

Great, now I'm all teary-eyed on a Friday afternoon. :(

Sniff.

Just go look in the mirror for a little while, that's sure to warm your cockels.

[scoobydiesel]

Great, now I'm all teary-eyed on a Friday afternoon. :(

Sniff.

Its ok buddy i think you still got a chance ;)

[rabidbadger]

buddy? seen the knockers on your buddy? haha. I keed I keed, like el seed. /the tick

[esophagus]

Ummm. I thought it was common knowledge that Jeff is gay, his lady is a beard, and we been living together for two plus years, right?







Oh, sorry. different jeff.
How many times do I have to tell you? My name isn't Jeff! :cool:

[msmags]

buddy? seen the knockers on your buddy? haha. I keed I keed, like el seed. /the tick

LoL. At least my knockers aren't this big and scary! :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2G5bldFBPY

[damnedeyez]

LoL. At least my knockers aren't this big and scary! :eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2G5bldFBPY

Dunno if I'd call them scary...inhuman, unnatural, not scary though.

[msmags]

Dunno if I'd call them scary...inhuman, unnatural, not scary though.


Imagine if you were that poor, innocent little can and saw a huge mound of flesh coming towards you menacingly......eeeeek. Or, perhaps some guys would enjoy that. :D

[damnedeyez]

Imagine if you were that poor, innocent little can and saw a huge mound of flesh coming towards you menacingly......eeeeek. Or, perhaps some guys would enjoy that. :D

I'm sure some guys would...not me, and I'm not a can. It is something else to watch though...I guess she found her 'talent' and seems to be using it to her advantage.

[moneytime]

This thread makes me sad. :(

I don't follow. Why is this thread making people uncomfortable and sad?
Kathrine Fletcher isn't the most amazing thing I've ever seen, but she's not bad.

[msmags]

I don't follow. Why is this thread making people uncomfortable and sad?
Kathrine Fletcher isn't the most amazing thing I've ever seen, but she's not bad.

Not uncomfortable, just potentially sad, as Jeff may have found his soulmate (as per thread title!).

I will fight this girl for Jeff. Hair pulling, slapping, biting....a good ole' cat fight. :D

[rabidbadger]

Not uncomfortable, just potentially sad, as Jeff may have found his soulmate (as per thread title!).

I will fight this girl for Jeff. Hair pulling, slapping, biting....a good ole' cat fight. :D

Now this thread is making me sad, because that should soooooo turn me on.

Oh, well, while you two fight, Jeff and me will arm wrestle for top or bottom.

[diane]

Not uncomfortable, just potentially sad, as Jeff may have found his soulmate (as per thread title!).

I will fight this girl for Jeff. Hair pulling, slapping, biting....a good ole' cat fight. :D

Well, there are at least three other gals on this site you might need to fight also. So be careful or the guys will be calling for mud wrestling with all this girl on girl action.

[damnedeyez]

Well, there are at least three other gals on this site you might need to fight also. So be careful or the guys will be calling for mud wrestling with all this girl on girl action.

Nah...baby oil. Mud covers up too much.

[heyseuss]

Nah...baby oil. Mud covers up too much.

I think the women should make each other orgasm until their legs dont work, whoever is still walking wins.

[msmags]

Well, there are at least three other gals on this site you might need to fight also. So be careful or the guys will be calling for mud wrestling with all this girl on girl action.


Done! Meet you in the Jello pit sweetie! ;)

Or mud pit, whichever suits your fancy.

[damnedeyez]

I think the women should make each other orgasm until their legs dont work, whoever is still walking wins.

ok, I concede to your idea...much better than wrestling.

[santanagirl]

Done! Meet you in the Jello pit sweetie! ;)

Or mud pit, whichever suits your fancy.

I'll join in on this! Let's do mud, though. It's better for the skin. :)

[diane]

I am not a big fan of Jello, I think the baby oil would be good. Then we could also moisturize.

[MaxTheSilent]

Good lord, what have I started?:eek:

[damnedeyez]

Good lord, what have I started?:eek:

females are notoriously competitive...what'd you expect?

[joeyrock]

{Pulls up a deck chair... pops some corn.... readies for the show}

[damnedeyez]

{Pulls up a deck chair... pops some corn.... readies for the show}

I'm thinking it might be a private show for Jeff only.

[joeyrock]

I'm thinking it might be a private show for Jeff only.

Oh I'm sure there will be a twitter alert for the quik live stream...

[damnedeyez]

Oh I'm sure there will be a twitter alert for the quik live stream...

we can hope...

[msmags]

Ok, I'm in training now <insert Rocky theme music here>.

I've been slathering myself with mud and rolling around in it in the backyard, while trying to grab hold of various inanimate objects. Not quite the same as grabbing on to a real live girl, but beggars can't be choosers.

Should we be charging for this 'show'? The girls might as well try to make a bit of extra cash in the process. Perhaps this will turn into a Revision3 mudwrestling circuit. :p

[heyseuss]

Any of you women serious about this competition should come and stay and train with me for a few weeks first. I'm stern but fair, hard yet gentle and I aim for results, I won't give up until I see a significant response from the constant drilling and repetition of core maneuvers.

[heyseuss]

Ok, I'm in training now <insert Rocky theme music here>.

I've been slathering myself with mud and rolling around in it in the backyard, while trying to grab hold of various inanimate objects. Not quite the same as grabbing on to a real live girl, but beggars can't be choosers.

Should we be charging for this 'show'? The girls might as well try to make a bit of extra cash in the process. Perhaps this will turn into a Revision3 mudwrestling circuit. :p

That's just wrong, look at our post times.

It's nice to think we were both sittting here thinking about the same thing, i.e. you slippery.

[moneytime]

Ermm...so, will his girlfriend (www.myspace.com/whoseamyjo) be in on this too, or maybe she'll just sit back and enjoy the show! lol. :p

[msmags]

Ermm...so, will his girlfriend (www.myspace.com/whoseamyjo) be in on this too, or maybe she'll just sit back and enjoy the show! lol. :p

Say it isn't so moneytime, say it isn't so. :(

[deegraww]

Say it isn't so moneytime, say it isn't so. :(

If you need a shoulder to cry on i'll offer mine. Don't mind the hands though they have a mind of their own.

[satori]

http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/pa7s_burningman_thunderdome.jpg

[mckay]

who else thinks msmags is actually a 50 year old guy screwing with you guys :)

[joeyrock]

who else thinks msmags is actually a 50 year old guy screwing with you guys :)

Well you could be a supermodel concealing your identity... why be so negative Adriana?

[mckay]

Well, when you spend as much time in the spotlight modeling swimsuits, etc., you naturally gain a very negative outlook. I won't be able to keep this supermodel figure forever you know...Hey wait, I'm not a supermodel. How'd I get suckered into this extension of the 'hawt ladies' thread??

[msmags]

who else thinks msmags is actually a 50 year old guy screwing with you guys :)


Lalwz, love it. I could be, you never know...... mwhahahahaha.

But seriously, I've posted a few pics of myself in various other threads. Find them if you wish. If not, keep picturing me with a penis. :D

[enemybrick]

I always pictured Jeff with an English major, I mean, who wants to correct people's english all day then come home and keep doing it?

[heyseuss]

If not, keep picturing me with a penis. :D

I always do.

[boink]

Lalwz, love it. I could be, you never know...... mwhahahahaha.

But seriously, I've posted a few pics of myself in various other threads. Find them if you wish. If not, keep picturing me with a penis. :D
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg

[heyseuss]

I always pictured Jeff with an English major, I mean, who wants to correct people's english all day then come home and keep doing it?

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/fawlty_towers/graphics/char_major.gif
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/14130889_c8197fce2e.jpg?v=0
http://mcguinnessfamily.org/images/majgen2.jpg
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/rhgriffiths-photo-01.jpg

I think Jeff likes them a little softer around the edges, plus, their moustaches tickle !

[cooljammer00]

I always thought Amy Jo was a friend/sister of Jeff. He always mentions his old girlfriends on the show, unlike Dan and Alex, who mention their current paramours.

Also, I secretly always wanted it to be Amy Jo Johnson, if it was a girlfriend. How rad would that be?

[gm_wil]

If not, keep picturing me with a penis. :D

how about 5, they're prehensile, and you're in a japanese animae titled, MSMAGSotron

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[joeyrock]

I always thought Amy Jo was a friend/sister of Jeff. He always mentions his old girlfriends on the show, unlike Dan and Alex, who mention their current paramours.

Also, I secretly always wanted it to be Amy Jo Johnson, if it was a girlfriend. How rad would that be?

I was going to say "why would that be rad".. but now I see she's been in stuff. So.. Rad to the value of 6.8695?? :confused:

Funnily enough I just started watching Felicity for the first time last week.. watched half the series and it's trailed off for me. Does it pick up?
Maybe I'm missing something about the shows appeal, but if Felicity was real, she would be a fairly creepy stalker. Is she just let off because she's hot?

[diane]

Maybe I'm missing something about the shows appeal, but if Felicity was real, she would be a fairly creepy stalker. Is she just let off because she's hot?

Well, yes. Since she isn't leaving dead bunnies anywhere, I think most guys just classify that as an easy booty call.

Or maybe I am just a little cynical. Granted, I never liked Felicity. I always wanted to just slap her to knock some sense into her.

[owlboy]

Maybe I'm missing something about the shows appeal, but if Felicity was real, she would be a fairly creepy stalker. Is she just let off because she's hot?

Mad TV made that joke years ago

-wB4---on_U

[cooljammer00]

I was going to say "why would that be rad".. but now I see she's been in stuff. So.. Rad to the value of 6.8695?? :confused:

Funnily enough I just started watching Felicity for the first time last week.. watched half the series and it's trailed off for me. Does it pick up?
Maybe I'm missing something about the shows appeal, but if Felicity was real, she would be a fairly creepy stalker. Is she just let off because she's hot?

did she cut her hair yet? cause I heard that show just got worse and worse till it got cancelled.

[joeyrock]

did she cut her hair yet? cause I heard that show just got worse and worse till it got cancelled.

No... if her cutting her hair is what constitutes as an "event"... I think I'll skip the rest.


Mad TV thing was good.

[misspiggy]

This thread makes me feel uncomfortable.

I second that emotion.

[absolutemayhem]

I might not have found Jeff's soul mate, but I did find him a great resource!

No need to thank me.

-MayheM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmRSuYIL1zc&feature=user

[gm_wil]

absolute - thats some funny shit

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[satori]

I might not have found Jeff's soul mate, but I did find him a great resource!

No need to thank me.

-MayheM

I'm pretty sure that making fun of the Elven folk is racist.

[santanagirl]

Originally Posted by Bruce Leroy View Post
This thread makes me feel uncomfortable.

I second that emotion.

I'm starting to feel the same way.

[deegraww]

I'm starting to feel the same way.

If people would put their pants back on it wouldn't be so bad.

[gm_wil]

If people would put their pants back on it wouldn't be so bad.

what fun is that?

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[heyseuss]

If people would put their pants back on it wouldn't be so bad.

Or, maybe she should just take hers off, so we can all relax. Maybe she's a pantsist.

[satori]

what are pants?

[heyseuss]

what are pants?

Cooterkeepers.

[gm_wil]

Cooterkeepers.

turdcutter covers

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[satori]

Cooterkeepers.

set them free!!!!