The Teacher Chronicles

[diela]

In honor of Jlo's "Mr. Mouth" story, I thought it'd be neat to have a thread of our own hilarious teacher anecdotes.

Mine isn't so much hilarious as sad... one of my high-school gym teachers got arrested for fooling around with not one, but two of his track students who also baby-sat his kids.

We had news helicopters landing in our football field for months afterward. This was back in the '80s when it didn't happen all the time like it does now. :(

We also had an english teacher with dandruff flakes the size of a quarter who would constantly lecture us on proper teeth-brushing technique. That man was bizarre.

[buxomia]

I don't have much of a story, but I remember in third grade the first thing we had to learn was how to spell our teacher's name. She spent a good 15 minutes teaching us and making sure we remembered. I still do! Mrs. Grzysiewicz.

[comradelazyman]

There was a sports teacher at my school who was a total dickhead. He used to work out then throw his sweaty t-shirt at use and say "that's what it feel like when you really work out" He also used to walk around with his cock out after showers in the changing rooms and say something like "you wish you were well endowed as me." He was also an asshole about having to take a shower and said if we didn't shower we would be back after school taking a shower... so we just wet our hair. Oh and some kid brought his swimming trunks instead of his p.e gear cos he though we had swimming so he made him wear his swimming trunks for p.e. Well anyway one day he was taking one of the lower years on a camping trip and made one of the kids stand outside his tent cos he was talking during the night. So everyone gets up the next morning... the kid is still standing outside his tent cos the teacher forgot to tell him to go back and went to sleep. Turns out the kid got hypothermia and had to get rushed to hospital which resulted in the firing of the teacher which was a happy day indeed.

[calvinslug]

My only gym anecdote is that pretty much all of my gym teachers gave up on me and told me I'd get an A if I would just smile in class.

One of my teacher's first names was Phyllis but everyone called her phallus.

I used to sit in the front of the class in Junior year english right in front of the teachers desk. While she was writing on the chalkboard I would use my foot to push out the lower drawers in the desk. She only tripped 3 times before she started looking before she walked.

[vegasgeek]

We had a teacher bang one of the hottest chicks at school...she was 18 and he was 25....but the school was still shittin kittens...that same girl was also in a porn. i know the website still...if you want to know just ask.

[paulsaves]

I went on a date with my 8th grade english teacher. Then she got married and broke my heart.