View Full Version : Happy Birthday Jeff
taozoo4u
08-01-2008, 05:24 AM
It is your birthday and you can cry if you want to...
from all of us on the forums
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!:D :D :D
trsjeff
08-01-2008, 05:29 AM
Thanks! Much appreciated :)
-Jeff
taozoo4u
08-01-2008, 05:30 AM
So Jeff how old are you now, 21?
scoobydiesel
08-01-2008, 05:37 AM
He can drink now!
happy birthday :D
bobafettjm
08-01-2008, 05:42 AM
Happy B-day! All the best wishes from Alaska.
damnedeyez
08-01-2008, 05:45 AM
So Jeff how old are you now, 21?
Bump that to 25...cheaper insurance and can actually rent a car.
gm_wil
08-01-2008, 05:57 AM
Bump that to 25...cheaper insurance and can actually rent a car.
bump it to 36 and he could have seen Star Wars in the theater when he was 5 . . .
(Happy B-Day Jeff)
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jay_ray
08-01-2008, 05:59 AM
Happy B-day Jeff
taozoo4u
08-01-2008, 06:00 AM
quick everyone think of a non copyrighted birthday song we can sing to Jeff
yaaay happy birthday jeff!
az0madman
08-01-2008, 06:03 AM
quick everyone think of a non copyrighted birthday song we can sing to Jeff
Uh.. Um... Happy... Birthday to... Jeff in a non-copyrighted wayy-heey!
irishpunk
08-01-2008, 06:21 AM
Happy Birthday!
eddielee
08-01-2008, 07:05 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff!
nicolie
08-01-2008, 07:15 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff! :)
hec207
08-01-2008, 08:18 AM
Happy B-day Jeff!
firen
08-01-2008, 08:22 AM
How old are you? 12? 13?
Happy Birthday, enjoy the day...
scootman
08-01-2008, 08:54 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff and best wishes
attackofthematt
08-01-2008, 09:10 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff!
straylightrise
08-01-2008, 09:58 AM
happy rad birthday man
njshadow
08-01-2008, 11:31 AM
From the team over at Tawkn.com, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!
(Our birthday shoutout)
-jedibitch-
08-01-2008, 02:23 PM
Happy Birthday Jeff!!! Have some cake...
darkaxum
08-01-2008, 02:53 PM
Happy Birthday Jeff!
nshady
08-01-2008, 03:04 PM
quick everyone think of a non copyrighted birthday song we can sing to Jeff
Happy happy birthday, to you, you and you! Hope your future birthdays are all happy too!
</ancient and obscure Nickelodeon 'Short Films By Short People' reference>
giggleloop
08-01-2008, 04:23 PM
Happy birthday, Jeff! Enjoy the vacation! We fully expect a slideshow when you get back. :)
drghoo
08-01-2008, 05:56 PM
Jeff I just have one word for ya-"Excelsior!!!!!" Have a Radilicious BDay my friend!
nycest
08-01-2008, 06:02 PM
Happy BirtfDay Jeff!
and 'member, the cake is a mothaflippin LIE!
divadawg9234
08-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Nicole and I had some triple chocolate death cake to celebrate... Happy Birthday Jeff
dolson
08-01-2008, 10:15 PM
Happy BirtfDay Jeff!
and 'member, the cake is a mothaflippin LIE!
It's not a lie. Well, it wasn't a lie until Gabe ate it.
comhcinc
08-01-2008, 10:17 PM
quick everyone think of a non copyrighted birthday song we can sing to Jeff
THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
1. Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
1a. So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
2. Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer
2a. Children dying everywhere
Women crying in despair
3. Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
Grief and sorrow fill the air
3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
3d. Death and gloom and black despair
People dying everywhere
3e. Pain destruction and despair
People dying everywhere
4. Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
5. Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5a. Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
5b. When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Other Common Verses:
6. Black Death has just struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
6a. Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down
7. Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
8. Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say
8a. Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)
The Viking/Barbarian Verses:
9. Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
9a. Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep
9b. May the women wail and weep
kill them all, but save the sheep
10. Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
11. Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
12. May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
12a. May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,
13. May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat
13a. We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
14. May your deeds with sheep and yaks
Equal those with sword and axe
14a. May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
15. They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse
16. This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
17. While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
The SCA Verses:
18. We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud
19. You're a period cook, its true
Ask the beetles in the stew
20. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
Other Verses:
21. Fear and gloom and darkness but
No one found out you-know-what
21a. Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
22. I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me
23. It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
24. Now another year has passed
Don't look now they're gaining fast!
24a. So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
25. Now you've lived another year
Age to you is like stale beer
26. Now your jail-bait days are done
Let's go out and have some fun
27. See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace
28. Were I sitting in your shoes
I'd go out and sing the blues
29. So you're 29 again
Don't tell lies to your good friend
29a. Tho you're turning 29
Age to you is like fine wine
30. You must marry very soon
Baby's due the next full moon
31. When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
senor-budd
08-02-2008, 06:24 AM
Cake and Beer!
wolfs_darkshadow
08-02-2008, 06:53 AM
I sent you a Happy Birthday tweet but wanted it to be here too, Happy Birthday Rad Dude..
damnedeyez
08-02-2008, 07:47 AM
Happy Birthday Jeff!!! Have some cake...
Bah, let him have Cate...and Edith too.
jessicaphan
08-02-2008, 08:58 PM
dammit, I missed this thread! happy belated birthday
donfubar
08-02-2008, 09:38 PM
It's Doctor Tiki's birthday?
:D
Just kidding!
Happy Birthday Jeff
TDHS
yssman
08-03-2008, 06:14 AM
A very happy belated birthday to my Liz Lemon (without the lady parts)!
iccanui
08-03-2008, 09:46 AM
whoa ?
How did i miss this. Happy b-day jeff !
avenwhell
08-05-2008, 02:07 AM
"DING!" Congrats on leveling up! Here's to many more.
wideawakewesley
08-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Happy Birthday again Jeff!
jay_ray
08-01-2009, 08:51 AM
Damn, it's been a year already. Happy B-Day
irishpunk
08-01-2009, 02:35 PM
Happy birthday Jeff!
jobee
08-01-2009, 03:15 PM
Happy 40th Jeff!!
krypt
08-01-2009, 05:18 PM
Happy birthday Jeff!
trsjeff
08-01-2009, 06:07 PM
Thanks everybody!
Weird that we can just bump an old thread :) Can't believe this has all been going long enough for that to be the case.
-Jeff
lavahot
08-01-2009, 07:48 PM
Happy Birthday Jeff!! Hope you get that jetpack you wanted. You are magic after all!
aerodash84
08-01-2009, 10:24 PM
Happy Birthday Jeff!
the big 40! i need some wisdom d00d
lavahot
08-02-2009, 12:39 AM
Wait, Jeff's not seriously 40 is he?
Wikipedia says he's 33. If hew WAS 40, I doubt he'd have such passion for 80's cartoons.
jobee
08-02-2009, 01:59 AM
It's just an evil rumor started by Dan :D
lavahot
08-02-2009, 04:35 AM
It's just an evil rumor started by Dan :D
Oh, then Happy 40th Birthday Jeff! (Sorry, Jeff, I'm a tool, but it's just a phase.)
blacksymbiote
08-02-2009, 04:58 AM
Sending birthday wishes on twitter is not enough! I must also put it in the forum for good measure!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!! :D
pruben
08-02-2009, 10:42 PM
Sorry for late post:
Happy Birthday! 33 years (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Cannata) :D
(Alex is 33 in 1 1/2 week)
lavahot
08-02-2009, 10:52 PM
Sorry for late post:
Happy Birthday! 33 years (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Cannata) :D
(Alex is 33 in 1 1/2 week)
And Dan will be 18 in three weeks. Yay!
stubadub
08-03-2009, 05:20 AM
Happy belated Jeff. Hope you had a great one.
bdog1414
08-04-2009, 06:22 AM
Happy Birthday!!! if you wanna buy yourself a present just remember theres always money in the banana stand!
mattkump
08-04-2009, 07:19 AM
Happy birfday :D
ep-troy
08-04-2009, 07:58 AM
Happy bday man
a_r_h
08-04-2009, 04:33 PM
Happy Birthday! We are so happy that you are one older year from since the day which you left the mother cave.
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif
Happy B-Day - my present for you is that someone puts together a SciFi sitcom with you in the lead ASAP.