Pirates? In porn!?!?

[black-fox]

Have you ever wondered what it would like to have CGI, a pirate story line, and sex on the seven seas would be like

well look no further because they have done it, the first porn in HI Definition quality with CGI and probably the worst story line ever created, and they stick to it.

anywho you should all check it out its awesome to see it just because its horrible

oh and i ruin the ending...lesbian sex scene with candles, in the anus

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/JF070575.jpg

http://www.piratesxxx.com/vip/images/photos/Pirates_06.jpg

you can see the time and effor they put into it...and jesus christ thats insane.

[tokenuser]

I remember a news story about when they were filming the movie, and the fact that the ship they used was real, but the owners were duped about the real movie that was being shot.

Wish I could remember the link ... it was a funny story :)

[ariastar]

This isn't exactly new news. :)

[rowlodge]

check it out, (in movie trailer),that pirate girl runs funny...

[masherscf]

That one guy must have a huge willie 'cause he's no Johnny Depp.

[thefast]

I remember seeing Jesse Jane on Jaywalking a few months ago, and I the only reason I recognized her was because I saw her in this movie last year.

[black-fox]

this definatly aint no new story almost a year old i think i remember watching it about a year ago

anywho i jes felt like sharing the joy of something i just recently remembered

wanted to see what other people thought about this and thought it would be an interesting topic hah

[nation]

Ya I dont know what the dudes name is, but we nicknamed him monster cock. A few years back we had a friend who hated porn so whenever he left his PC we would download as much as we could on his computer. We got a vid of that dude choking somone with his massive man root it was awful. Then some friend got ahold of this and were were terrifyed to see monster cock back to his old trics >< wasted youth...

[black-fox]

ya monster cock is a crazy cat. him and his utility belt

during said film. he was ****ing the chick very hard, and the bed broke(they both started laughing) and i think it was on complete accident, but the shooting continued anyway. probably one of the more horrible porn...him and his belt coming in to the mistresses room to 'fix' some stuff for her. but he came in only wearing his belt, and half the movie was him thrusting down her throat like its a vagina while she made chocking/gaging noises....i dont see what people liek that for but whatever.

[nation]

Ya wtf was up with that..

If i remember the plot it was this

Hott chick lays on bed asleep

Monster cock walks in

MC:"So ya franks is really working us hard (Note he is totally naked besides his belt)
Girl:"I really hope we can get it done"
MC:"I know we can it will get done"
Girl:"I wish i had your mentality"
MC:*Angry* My mentailty is mine and you can never have it, but everything else you can have..

Then they do it.. Well kinda...

[black-fox]

lmao epic...

[ariastar]

I know of a club in San Francisco where you can do it "pirate style."

[tokenuser]

I know of a club in San Francisco where you can do it "pirate style."Drunk and with random barnyard animals?? Are you sure it's a club and not a fraternity??

[ariastar]

Drunk and with random barnyard animals?? Are you sure it's a club and not a fraternity??

Well, I've been to both. One has more guys standing around wanking behind white towels, and the other has 'em sticking it in plastic party sheep.

[black-fox]

ooooh k....


kinda creepy, but hot..i think

anywho im not gonna ask the details, cause...i really really dont wanna know...

but give em anyway i deman information concerning pirate style.

[klitzy]

That guy is in tons of porn movies...

[ariastar]

That guy is in tons of porn movies...

You are 16!! How the frak do you know that?

[masherscf]

You are 16!! How the frak do you know that?

Bad parenting...

[klitzy]

Uh.....What 16 year old male doesnt watch porn?

[retz]

This film is ****ing awesome.

It's funny on the one hand and you can whack off to it with the other.

What's not to like!

Edit: Martin, can you request to remove the ****ing swear filter for at least the infected forum? Sheesh.

[ariastar]

Uh.....What 16 year old male doesnt watch porn?

Apparently you watch ENOUGH, which is against the LAW, and actually RECOGNIZE the MAN!!

[black-fox]

well, its not so much the fact its illegal, its just a requirement to not allow minors into adult places, just like its not illegal to have sex under the age i mean they aren't gonna be arresting some 16 year olds for having sex unless its in public....


which reminds me i heard about some kids(14-15) in a movie theatre boy and girl ...what movie was it it was like, oh it was some stupid movie like jackass 2 cept it was quite a few months ago last winter or something, but anywho the guy and the girl are dating or something or other and they guy has the girl go down on him in the friggin theatre...pretty funny they got escorted out of the theatre by police officers and taken home in seperate vehicles, but the only reason the police interfered was because it was indecent public exposure

[nation]

wtf are you talking about

[ariastar]

well, its not so much the fact its illegal, its just a requirement to not allow minors into adult places, just like its not illegal to have sex under the age i mean they aren't gonna be arresting some 16 year olds for having sex unless its in public....


which reminds me i heard about some kids(14-15) in a movie theatre boy and girl ...what movie was it it was like, oh it was some stupid movie like jackass 2 cept it was quite a few months ago last winter or something, but anywho the guy and the girl are dating or something or other and they guy has the girl go down on him in the friggin theatre...pretty funny they got escorted out of the theatre by police officers and taken home in seperate vehicles, but the only reason the police interfered was because it was indecent public exposure

I did that once. It we'd have been caught, it would have a been a punishble offense and possible sex-offender registry. Didn't know that at the time though. I was 20. These kids are minors. Different story.

Actually, showing sexual materials to minors IS a crime.

[nation]

I was watching porn at 11..Then again im pretty sure 90% of men started before they were 18 amiright!?

[black-fox]

showing it is a crime thats why they aren't allowed in strip joints, but i dont think (again not sure on this) that a minor who shows it to him/herself would be a crime, maybe just because ive never heard of a case like this.

[ariastar]

showing it is a crime thats why they aren't allowed in strip joints, but i dont think (again not sure on this) that a minor who shows it to him/herself would be a crime, maybe just because ive never heard of a case like this.

If a minor knows he isn't supposed to be watching it and does, it's a crime. Two minors having sex is a crime against both as well. I had a friend (had, because he died) who had sex with his girlfriend, two weeks apart in age. Her mother had charges pressed against him to sex with a minor when she found out. Being a minor doesn't excuse one from the law.

[black-fox]

i realize being a minor doesn't exclude one from the law but if both are minors you can't charge them with having sex with a minor, im sure some charges can be pressed, but weird id never actually heard of a charge being pressed, now do you know what kind of sentencing he got(unless he wasn't a minor then i already know)

and just because its a crime doesn't stop minors from doing it, and along with watching porn...trust me every 16 year old has seen porn or watches porn, its like pirating, people do it even though its illegal, and sadly some people do it without knowing its illegal and they get busted for it, doesn't mean the law shouldn't count, it would be like if you murdered someone but didn't know murder was illegal...you still get sentenced.

anywho to make this short...yes yes people watch porn and sex it up under age, i wouldn't know form experience sadly, but i do know people do it...kinda creepy sometimes.

[nation]

Sex sex sex

Nuff said

[black-fox]

exactly

NOW I DEMAND MORE PIRATE PORN TALK

[nation]

YAR i see me some tittys ARG

[ariastar]

YAR i see me some tittys ARG

Is this the best you could come up with?

[nation]

Yes...Yes it is

[ariastar]

Yes...Yes it is

Dude, you soooooo lost your touch. And the little respect I had for you.

[tokenuser]

exactly

NOW I DEMAND MORE PIRATE PORN TALK

"Arr. Walk me plank you wanton harlet ..."
"Strap her to my masthead and give her 50 lashes, and make sure she has the latex outfit on."
"Avast! Time to get keelhauled from breast to stern ... <lap, lap, slurp> ... that taint a barnacle ..."
"SWORD FIGHT!!!!"

[divadawg9234]

sorry to just barge in like this... I've never seen the show, but I have noticed that you guys talk about porn A LOT... what the heck is this podcast about anyways?!

[rowlodge]

current political world affairs stuff.......

[disziplin]

sorry to just barge in like this... I've never seen the show, but I have noticed that you guys talk about porn A LOT... what the heck is this podcast about anyways?!

...porn...

[divadawg9234]

...porn...
oh, alright then ;)

[black-fox]

now, back to more porn talk

what are some interesting pirate porns you have seen

i would definatly say that another one i have seen is world of whorecraft episode 2

she has to pay a pirate for repairing her clothes after a bout with an ogre and a wounded warrior...which..i really dont see why a pirate repairs clothes and armor

but it ended up costing about 18 gold(quite a lot) and so she decided to pay him with a BJ leading up to sex