I was a Teenage Net Perv!

[funnelfish]

Because it was brought up on the show and it hasn't been posted yet (Even though I didn't UTFS... eat it) I will start this one!

I too got caught looking at "adult material" in the early days of the net. I was downloading some nudie pic when I was 14 and it was taking forever so I thought that I logged off and went about my business. I got called in to my mom's room a few hours later because I had in fact not logged off and the pic had completed downloading. My mom thought that it would be a good time to talk about sex... it was very embarassing. The worst was when I went to one site that appearently was a scam site that logged me off unknowingly and redialed in to a number in Thailand. This of course showed up on my parent's phone bill and I had to pay it off. It was somewhere in the range of $200!

Thank god for broadband and the death of dial-up!

What are your horror stories?

[tuding]

HAHAAHAH, man i remember mine.

It was when i was like 13 with my best friend, we was watching a clip we got off somewhere can't remember where, we were laughing cuz we were so immature, but anyway we didnt hear my dad, he opened the door and started laughing.

Me and my friend looked at each other and started laughing to try to get away with it.

So my dad walked out. We were like yes we got away with it!

BUT!

After 5 seconds he walked back in and said its not funny.

Me and my friend were like omg. We were so embrassed :(

[bird603568]

i remember i was on my grandfathers computer a few years ago and when i got on victoria secret was minimized on it. and i was like ok... im still not sure if he was ordering something for my grandmother or jerking off to it but either way i felt a little sick inside

[pr0n5t4r]

I never really got the fascination with VS catalogues. Maybe that's because we don't have a VS in Canada, and because I'm a straight chick... who knows... x.x

[bravestarr]

i’ve never been caught, but i caught some frosh in college using my WinMX account to download the most vile things imaginable. let’s just say one of the files was literally named “snake_insertion.jpg” (i won’t even mention the videos he downloaded, but they put funnel fish to shame). i replaced all his pics with religious icons like the Virgin Mary and Vishnu, so the next the opened them he’d know he’d been snagged. serves him right for soiling my account.

oh yeah, the way i caught him was vile too. i walked in on him in the computer lab pawin at himself to what i can only guess to be some sort of scat vid.

[jonathanlondon]

i’ve never been caught, but i caught some frosh in college using my WinMX account to download the most vile things imaginable. let’s just say one of the files was literally named “snake_insertion.jpg” (i won’t even mention the videos he downloaded, but they put funnel fish to shame). i replaced all his pics with religious icons like the Virgin Mary and Vishnu, so the next the opened them he’d know he’d been snagged. serves him right for soiling my account.

oh yeah, the way i caught him was vile too. i walked in on him in the computer lab pawin at himself to what i can only guess to be some sort of scat vid.

You went to undergrad with Graham?

[wookiewombat]

hahah unfortunatly, one time i was printing out nude pictures i foudn on the internet. Printing them out? i dont ****ign know why, i was young as hell and i didnt hear someone come home and they go in the computer room and see like 5 nude pictures printed out..im like..."uhh, they're for a friend?"

haha that sucked

[vandammage]

"was a Teenage Net Perv" would imply that I no longer am. I'm not a teenager anymore but I LOVE me Some Suicide Girls! As a kid, I remember waiting like 10 minutes just to see a jpg of some boobs. I never got caught though...I was lke Dexter when it came to smut...I left no evidence.

[viscountradu]

ah, the good old days... before i replaced persiankitty with freeones... before Safari with it's "Reset Safari" feature.... back when it took forever to download a crappy GIF image

i remember my mom once started typing in Yahoo's search on my computer and the autocomplete suggested "Angelina Jolie naked."

[tokenuser]

.... back when it took forever to download a crappy GIF imageYeah, but at least you got the "preview" as the image was being built :)

Kids these days and their wacky internets, surfing for porn ... old school porn junkies know that USENET is where it all started online, and where the good stuff still is ;)

[ariastar]

HAHAHAHAHA! You know, one day, things like this will be a thing of the past!

[bird603568]

durring my summer session at pennstate i was sniffing the network because i was borded and i didnt realized that i had a plugin that fowarded it to firefox. so it was cool looking at peoples face book and what not then all of a sudden gay porn came up and i was like wtf closed down the program and figured out that the guy twp doors down from me was gay. that was the last time i partied with him

[funnelfish]

"was a Teenage Net Perv" would imply that I no longer am. I'm not a teenager anymore but I LOVE me Some Suicide Girls! As a kid, I remember waiting like 10 minutes just to see a jpg of some boobs. I never got caught though...I was lke Dexter when it came to smut...I left no evidence.

SG is not porn! It's just beautiful women in various states of undress that cause me to become aroused.... oh wait.

But seriously... SG is the second best site on the internets.

[slowmtnsilhouette]

SG is not porn! It's just beautiful women in various states of undress that cause me to become aroused.... oh wait.

But seriously... SG is the second best site on the internets.

SG is cool, but I've been hearing some not-so-good things about how they treat their models... thats why I might me starting a new pinup group in the SG vein....

[thefast]

Well my teenage net experiences consisted of DSL and Kazaa K++, and there's not much else to say about it since I never got caught.

[masherscf]

They didn't have the internet when I was a teenager. We had to pass around bootleg copies of "Strip Poker" for the C-64. One day we got bored and hacked into the file system in order to cheat. Later on, someone invented the BBS system. That meant more free porn for everyone. However, it's pretty hard to get excited over porn in the 8-bit era.

[dromeonyourchest]

I was in 18 and I had a 12 year old brother. I got a call from my dad on my way home from school that we needed to talk. When I got home my dad showed me a porn that was on the computer . I thought to myself damn I've been caught but I was so careful, I had all these years of covering up my tracks how could I have been caught so easily by my dad. When suddenly I noticed I had never seen that porn before and knew that a new perv had been born. My 12 year old brother.

[tokenuser]

However, it's pretty hard to get excited over porn in the 8-bit era.Come on ... old school 8 bit (or lower) porn was the BEST (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups.html).

[viscountradu]

figured out that the guy twp doors down from me was gay. that was the last time i partied with him

good thing you acted quickly before he tried to convert you.
(insert sarcasm here)

[dromeonyourchest]

If your friend tea bags you when you passed out you either kill him or laugh it off and get revenge. If your friend who is gay tea bags you does that change anything?

[bird603568]

well he wasnt a friend, he was more of a drinking buddy but they it got wierd when he tried to hit on his roommate

[xxxthundercatxxx]

I too was a teenage net perv. Only I'll be man enough to fess up to pretending to be a chick in a AOL Lesbian chatroom when I was like 13. Undoubtedly the "girls" I was chatting with were also dudes and it was all fantasy but it was real enough in my mind. The professionally done model pics they'd send and claim to be their own still made my dick hard so why not I ask you, why not?

Here's a tip for the current teenage net pervs out there. There are no good looking women that use Yahoo Instant Messenger. They're all 20y/o 300lbs single mothers of 2 who have Sears photographs of themselves and their ugly kids in their profile. That's it, there is nobody else using that service but if you use AIM atleast the fugly ones will lie about how gross they look. I don't know about you guys but I can jerk off to a 17y/o, 36c, 115lbs, 5'6, blond lie all day long baby.

I've also been caught forgetting to clear the IE history and the AIM chat logs when I was a pre-teen. My parents grounded me the first time I was busted with nude pics of Carmen Elektra, the second time was for nude pics of the Tool Time girl on Home Improvement, and the third time my step-dad got tired of yelling at me and stopped telling my mom what I was doing. He then asked me to install the Penthouse mod on Duke Nukem for him.

Also when the Dreamcast came out I ran up a hefty phone bill because it was calling long distance every time I logged onto it to jerk off to porn. Like Funnelfish I had a $200+ phone bill to pay my folks. I was using the same area code so I thought it was local but I was wrong.

My friends were over at my place once and found my porn stash on my PC too and the assholes deleted it. I was pissed, it took forever to DL that shit on dial-up.

[vandammage]

SG is cool, but I've been hearing some not-so-good things about how they treat their models... thats why I might me starting a new pinup group in the SG vein....

You be sure to give funnelfish and I that URL if you do!

[ofcgrl]

Come on ... old school 8 bit (or lower) porn was the BEST (http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups.html).


That's not porn, that's art! Awesome! :)

[satansmagichat]

My friends were over at my place once and found my porn stash on my PC too and the assholes deleted it. I was pissed, it took forever to DL that shit on dial-up.


That sucks. Now with broadband you delete it anyways cuz you can get it back in minutes. Ahh, broadband, how I love thee...

[xxxthundercatxxx]

That sucks. Now with broadband you delete it anyways cuz you can get it back in minutes. Ahh, broadband, how I love thee...

Unfortunately I haven't come across the same "Pig Rape" video ever since then. She was the crown jewel in my collection.

[rockie]

I started early at the ripe age of 11.

I pretty much no longer bother to check any porn out, once in a rare while, like maybe once every 2 months ill surf around...

[inthraller]

They didn't have the internet when I was a teenager. We had to pass around bootleg copies of "Strip Poker" for the C-64. One day we got bored and hacked into the file system in order to cheat. Later on, someone invented the BBS system. That meant more free porn for everyone. However, it's pretty hard to get excited over porn in the 8-bit era.

Me and my brother also had Strip Poker for the commodore. Thinking back, it's kinda strange that my parents let me play that being that I don't think I even 10 at the time. However, I believe that game did teach me how to play poker. I don't think I was ever caught looking at anything else when I was older. Hmmmm.. I wonder if I was good at hiding it or if my parents just sucked at watching me.

[sloppybunny]

My mom thought it was weird that at 16 I was single, virgin and couldn't find a single hint towards a porn collection. To this day I put heterosexual male's to shame, especially since I very much condone pornography and filth in general, but don't have a real porn collection to speak of.

Anyway in dissapointment she got my stepfather to get me a Penthouse. Initially it was laying on the coffee table, and for a week I pretended not to see it, then she told me it's for me. She told me I should start thinking about woman at my age, It's sad that I spend all my weekends playing video games. Unless I was gay wich she would have been cool with as she doesn't want to be a grandmother. My mum is a funny, in a disturging way sometimes.