Before you flush the toilet...

[chauncey_gardiner]

Does anyone else look with pride at what they've made, like a child who drew a picture with crayons?

[rowlodge]

you wonder......"alla" martin sargent style...so everybody gather around and i'll tell you a story....when i was a wee kid, my brother came out of the bathroom excited about something, he told me and my sisters .."i just made a huge turd, look!"..so we all took turns to look. i guess he had'nt gone in a week or so... and that's the end of the story.

[ariastar]

You are alone in the turn-study-department.

[black-fox]

well out of technicalities unless you dont look down at the flushing handle or just leave it in there for the next hapless sap then your going to at least gain a glance and yonder turd in the toilet

so Chauncey_Gardiner...you are not alone in this because everyone has peripheral vision

[ariastar]

well out of technicalities unless you dont look down at the flushing handle or just leave it in there for the next hapless sap then your going to at least gain a glance and yonder turd in the toilet

so Chauncey_Gardiner...you are not alone in this because everyone has peripheral vision

Not everyone looks at their logs "with pride."

Ugh, you guys get to be with clean women, and we (straight) women are stuck with you lot.

[nation]

Not everyone looks at their logs "with pride."

Ugh, you guys get to be with clean women, and we (straight) women are stuck with you lot.

And us men are stuck with chicks who are stuck up!

lol

i win

[ariastar]

And us men are stuck with chicks who are stuck up!

lol

i win

We are stuck with you creatures who objectify us and are the start of all out problems, like mental anxiety.

SCORE ONE ON YOU!

[nation]

Oh lol all zee woman are crazy!

[ariastar]

Oh lol all zee woman are crazy!

Yeah, because we put up with your shit.

[black-fox]

hey if you go through biblical things, we were fine in the garden of eden but you women got us kicked out by eating apples....

I WIN BEAT THAT

(oh and i liked you little mental anxiety thing thought that was funny)

oh and you can't get women without men see women

[nation]

Whoa there lady no one had to put up with my shizzy cause i have not done jack.. So ya i win

[black-fox]

hey boy, i already won it for us

[nation]

Theres no us theres only me

[ariastar]

hey if you go through biblical things, we were fine in the garden of eden but you women got us kicked out by eating apples....

I WIN BEAT THAT

(oh and i liked you little mental anxiety thing thought that was funny)

oh and you can't get women without men see women

No, a woman didn't get everyone kicked out. A woman just took the fall for man.

And women are more than men. You are so much less than we are.

[ariastar]

Whoa there lady no one had to put up with my shizzy cause i have not done jack.. So ya i win

The competition to win me is too stiff for you. :)

[nation]

Im lost in my utter win

[ariastar]

I'll let you continue to live in your demented little fantasy world. :D

[nation]

as will i to you =p

[ariastar]

as will i to you =p

Dearie, I have my pick among men who make you seem but an infant. ;)

[black-fox]

he has his pick among women who make you seem not even born...but seeing as they are over 90 and terminal...thats not hard:eek:

(no offense to you though)

and me...im dating a dragon..kinda sexy rough sex though

[ariastar]

Ah, so he's going for the grannies, eh?

[black-fox]

well...its more like the grannies are going for him...kinda hard for that to happen and this is just what he tells me, but im not too sure about that because they are all vegatables...in the hospital

[ariastar]

Well, Nation -er, beggars can't be choosers!

(You know I like you and am just teasing!)

[originx]

I look before I take a dump!!! You never know when they'll be a giant gorilla hand there!!!

[bigyanks]

or a critter!

[black-fox]

but, as i was saying.

It was meant that when someone turns around to flush the toilet, i think their eyes just dart down even for a split second..

wait why the hell did this topic come up anyway??

[nation]

Wait whats all dis with me and old people lolz

[black-fox]

dont even bother looking here you know that i speak the truth!

[nation]

I do not bang da old ladies..... maybe that one time...

[ariastar]

I think a brief look may not always be avoidable, but to puff with pride over the load you passed? I think not. Ew!

[black-fox]

real men pick it up and play with it for half an hour....puppies that is.

[nation]

lmao yes puppies..

[ariastar]

Speaking from experience, Fox?

[non-servatum]

Danglers, dingleberries, Kling-ons near Uranus, stow-aways, c'mon people this is serious SHIT


Dangler:


Noun

1. A delinquent or partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.



Usage: As I walked down the street in the hot sun, my danglers began to soften and smear against the interior of my knickers.

[non-servatum]

wrong thread! I am a LOSER:(

[black-fox]

yes yes i do

I pick puppies up, then i eat them...and by eat them...i dont know what i mean

anywho i stare into the toilet searching for wisdom, it comes sometimes.

other times it doesn't speak to me

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3253/50calaspirinid9.jpg

this is the only thing that helps me anymore.

[ariastar]

Anal shrubbery? Clearly since that "definition" includes boxers, this refers to men. I ought to become a lesbian.

[nation]

Lesbians are hawt!

[black-fox]

do it that would rock. just become lesbian.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1908/1152055206623ot0.jpg

cause if you dont this guy is gonna ask you out.

[ariastar]

do it that would rock. just become lesbian.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1908/1152055206623ot0.jpg

cause if you dont this guy is gonna ask you out.

That guy is far more attractive that the first guy I was with. Sad, but true, and this guy is a major turn-off.

[black-fox]

this guy turns me on...i mean im a straight man

but if someone came up to me in this outfit doing this pose


...

..

...

id hit that shit.

[ariastar]

this guy turns me on...i mean im a straight man

but if someone came up to me in this outfit doing this pose


...

..

...

id hit that shit.

You can tap that. You can tap that all you want. I don't think anyone will challenge you.

[nation]

No i would hit that also. Hes a true internet icon

[ariastar]

No i would hit that also. Hes a true internet icon

I can picture it now...the most frightening three-some. I'm mentally scarred now.

[nation]

Dont picture it then

[ariastar]

Dont picture it then

I didn't try to. Really!

[black-fox]

Sure...you wanted to see nation and I naked...with that hawt bucket super hero ...hes a real american hero

sand toy man is his name...cause sand man was taken...twice.

ya..that would be a hawt threesome, im thinking of it right now.

but then again if i were you id want to see nation and me naked too(and yes that is correct grammar) i mean jeez...sometimes i just stand in the mirror and i say...you know fox...id **** you..i mean seriously your a beautiful man fox...and id hit that shit.

[ariastar]

Sure...you wanted to see nation and I naked...with that hawt bucket super hero ...hes a real american hero

sand toy man is his name...cause sand man was taken...twice.

ya..that would be a hawt threesome, im thinking of it right now.

but then again if i were you id want to see nation and me naked too(and yes that is correct grammar) i mean jeez...sometimes i just stand in the mirror and i say...you know fox...id **** you..i mean seriously your a beautiful man fox...and id hit that shit.

Good thing you're willing to hit your own shit because you're the only one willing. ;)

[black-fox]

exactly;)

and good thing your not dating anyone now, cause thats better for all of us;)

[nation]

I sometimes look at myself in the mirror and cry

[black-fox]

i sometimes look at you in the mirror and cry too.

[tokenuser]

Back to the topic ...

I don't consciously do this, but realised it is an administrative task. Just like wiping your ass and making sure you have wiped to the point of no dingleberries, and followed skid mark minimisation practices, once you have completed the task at hand you need to flush.

Post flush (or even during the flush), you should do a quick check and make sure you have no floaters left, and that everything you put in the bowl is now gone.

If you are in a relationship, just like putting the toilet seat down, making sure that everything has gone is a good practice.

Oh yeah - keep a toilet brush on hand (at home) as well. Sometimes you need to get rid of stubborn stains ...

FWIW (more relevant to the skid mark thread), I tried out a bidet in Europe. Those things are awesome, nothing like a shot of cold water (I had problems getting the hot/cold balance right) over the ass to wake you up in the morning.

[ariastar]

Back to the topic ...

I don't consciously do this, but realised it is an administrative task. Just like wiping your ass and making sure you have wiped to the point of no dingleberries, and followed skid mark minimisation practices, once you have completed the task at hand you need to flush.

Post flush (or even during the flush), you should do a quick check and make sure you have no floaters left, and that everything you put in the bowl is now gone.

If you are in a relationship, just like putting the toilet seat down, making sure that everything has gone is a good practice.

Oh yeah - keep a toilet brush on hand (at home) as well. Sometimes you need to get rid of stubborn stains ...

FWIW (more relevant to the skid mark thread), I tried out a bidet in Europe. Those things are awesome, nothing like a shot of cold water (I had problems getting the hot/cold balance right) over the ass to wake you up in the morning.

OMFG, Toke! WTF?! I mean EW! Did we need to hear about your dingleberries and checking for floaters? What about the sinkers? Or the even more disgusting flinkers?!

[ariastar]

exactly;)

and good thing your not dating anyone now, cause thats better for all of us;)

Who says I'm not dating anybody now? Or at least have had my eye on someone? ;)

[masherscf]

Who says I'm not dating anybody now? Or at least have had my eye on someone? ;)

Did the guy who "borrowed" your car leave his number?

[originx]

Did the guy who "borrowed" your car leave his number?


Dude, you've been hanging out with us way too much!!

hahaahahahah

[nation]

Back to the topic ...

I don't consciously do this, but realised it is an administrative task. Just like wiping your ass and making sure you have wiped to the point of no dingleberries, and followed skid mark minimisation practices, once you have completed the task at hand you need to flush.

Post flush (or even during the flush), you should do a quick check and make sure you have no floaters left, and that everything you put in the bowl is now gone.

If you are in a relationship, just like putting the toilet seat down, making sure that everything has gone is a good practice.

Oh yeah - keep a toilet brush on hand (at home) as well. Sometimes you need to get rid of stubborn stains ...

FWIW (more relevant to the skid mark thread), I tried out a bidet in Europe. Those things are awesome, nothing like a shot of cold water (I had problems getting the hot/cold balance right) over the ass to wake you up in the morning.

Indeed there has to be phases that take place after a good BM. Every man knows that!

[ariastar]

Did the guy who "borrowed" your car leave his number?

No. It's a co-worker of mine I've been majorly denying my attraction for for months because, well, he's a co-worker. And a friend. And I was scared at the thought of hitting on a friend and stuff. So I've been dating around partially to try to turn my attraction elsewhere and partly to try to turn his attraction for me off. Well, didn't work. We're casually dating right now. I'm just so afraid of us losing our friendship if something goes wrong. But he's got a lot of great qualities, and has seen me in bad times and has seen how I handle bad things and still likes me, and I'm comfortable with him. So this is good. He's not someone I met with the intention of either dating or never seeing again, like the other guys. We met as friends, and it moved on its own, at least as far as it could, until I stopped being an idiot.

And please don't quip about my car. That really pissed me off and I'm still working on getting it fixed the rest of the way. Probably another thousand to go that I don't have to spare right now.

Now, Back to your regularly scheduled BM.

[nation]

I had a car made of meat

[ariastar]

I had a car made of meat

I wouldn't doubt you for a moment, Chris. So what kind of meat?

[nation]

Ham and a mixture of baby pig!