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murphy1d
12-13-2008, 01:25 AM
...of the biggest dumbazz tonight! Here goes..
I decided to make the Key Lime Smoothie (http://revision3beta.com/watch/bbb/9222cfba/) tonight, and was quite proud of myself. Yet, while sampling the drink I noticed some rubber was rubbing off the bottom of the blade onto the wheel (on the motor). So I thought I would put the cup back onto the motor and start it up...(A) with the top off the blender. As I stood there wiping green off my clothes, face and walls I chuckled at how smart I was. Then, as I was wiping off the blender I... (B) bumped the Pulse button, showering green back over myself and the walls again.
Anybody got a better dumbazz story?
radzack
12-13-2008, 01:48 AM
...of the biggest dumbazz tonight! Here goes..
I decided to make the Key Lime Smoothie (http://revision3beta.com/watch/bbb/9222cfba/) tonight, and was quite proud of myself. Yet, while sampling the drink I noticed some rubber was rubbing off the bottom of the blade onto the wheel (on the motor). So I thought I would put the cup back onto the motor and start it up...(A) with the top off the blender. As I stood there wiping green off my clothes, face and walls I chuckled at how smart I was. Then, as I was wiping off the blender I... (B) bumped the Pulse button, showering green back over myself and the walls again.
Anybody got a better dumbazz story?
omg this is the best story ever!!!! did you get any pics?
How was it? (what you salvaged)
heyseuss
12-13-2008, 01:54 AM
I was going out one night. Got ready, locked up the house, went out to garage and started to lift garage door but noticed light coming from inside my kitchen, so I went back inside to turn the lights off. Walking back to garage, I thought I'd opened the garage door all the way. Nope. Walked into the corner of it and it went directly into my eye socket. Woke up, several minutes later, chin down, ass up, on the driveway, with a head ache and a bloody splintered eye socket. When I went back in the house to tend to the blood, the kitchen clock was 7 mins later than when I'd left.
A picture was taken later on (I still went out), but that person can't find the pic, dammit.
hclogo
12-13-2008, 02:24 AM
Back when I was in high school, I was walking out the front doors of the school a little distracted. Off in the distance a car honked its horn so I looked to see what was happening while still walking, and ended up with a face full of flagpole.
In the words of the great Homer... "I am so smart... S-M-R-T."
murphy1d
12-13-2008, 02:28 AM
omg this is the best story ever!!!! did you get any pics?
How was it? (what you salvaged)
It was still great, just less-end in volume ;). BTW, I made it for my family at Thanksgiving and they liked it so much we went through FOUR boxes of Jello and 2 tubs of Cool HaWhip. Planning to have extra for Christmas.
PS - The green is great for Christmas. Any ideas for a Red garnish on the haWhip topping? (haWhip...lol, Stewie would be proud).
tokenuser
12-13-2008, 02:41 AM
How was it? (what you salvaged)"... after I scraped it off the walls, and wrung out the curtains ..."
I did something similar with a milkshake - when I was 8. You only do it once :)
radzack
12-13-2008, 02:50 AM
It was still great, just less-end in volume ;). BTW, I made it for my family at Thanksgiving and they liked it so much we went through FOUR boxes of Jello and 2 tubs of Cool HaWhip. Planning to have extra for Christmas.
PS - The green is great for Christmas. Any ideas for a Red garnish on the haWhip topping? (haWhip...lol, Stewie would be proud).
Gosh that makes all the work worthwhile right there. Wow. Thanks for that :)
Red garnish..I'll have dana weigh in. I made a blueberry flavored one. wow.
heyseuss
12-13-2008, 02:56 PM
PS - The green is great for Christmas. Any ideas for a Red garnish on the haWhip topping? (haWhip...lol, Stewie would be proud).
Maraschino cherrie slivers.
tokenuser
12-13-2008, 03:05 PM
IPS - The green is great for Christmas. Any ideas for a Red garnish on the haWhip topping? (haWhip...lol, Stewie would be proud).Rock candy? Crushed candy cane?
heyseuss
12-13-2008, 03:37 PM
Rock candy? Crushed candy cane?
I was thinking something just like that. He could drizzle red sugar water on top, and hopefully it would harden and be a nice little bit of sweet crackling.
scoobydiesel
12-16-2008, 10:52 AM
I did the same thing one time around and i went to clean the blades off and cut my thumb up pretty bad...i forgot it was a blade.
Also done over all dumb things like back flip on a back(if youve seen me and my size you'll understand) also had a lead pipe shoved above my eye an it like jamed and ripped open.
as well as a cat slice my eye lid open...man i have lotta dumb stuff -_-
bigshotprof
12-16-2008, 09:11 PM
I made Rice Crispie Squares. I melted the marshmellows and butter. When it said "add four cups of rice crispies" I "added" them--I just poured them on top; it didn't say "stir in!" The marshmellow hardened into rock. Had to throw the whole bowl away.
alaskalonewolf
12-16-2008, 09:22 PM
I went into the mud room half-awake,
closing the door to the dryer one cold
morning and started it so I'd have a
nice warm, wrinkle-free shirt to wear.
Little did I know my (now ex) girlfriend's
cat was in there sleeping. I didn't realize
it was in there until I had nearly finished
my tea. Yeah, the screaming sounds gave
it away. No the cat wasn't permanently
injured, but all my clothes smelled like cat
piss, as did the dryer no matter how much
time I spent cleaning them.
heyseuss
12-16-2008, 10:02 PM
I went into the mud room half-awake,
closing the door to the dryer one cold
morning and started it so I'd have a
nice warm, wrinkle-free shirt to wear.
Little did I know my (now ex) girlfriend's
cat was in there sleeping. I didn't realize
it was in there until I had nearly finished
my tea. Yeah, the screaming sounds gave
it away. No the cat wasn't permanently
injured, but all my clothes smelled like cat
piss, as did the dryer no matter how much
time I spent cleaning them.
Reminds me of the time my sister was heading out to work and when she started the car, it meowed at her, frantically. Sister panicked and never turned the engine off until I came outside to see what the meowing was all about. Popped the hood, and found catass between the fan and radiator, underneath, her head was hanging out. She was stuck and I had to call a car enthusiast friend of miine to bring his tools over.
It was still great, just less-end in volume ;). BTW, I made it for my family at Thanksgiving and they liked it so much we went through FOUR boxes of Jello and 2 tubs of Cool HaWhip. Planning to have extra for Christmas.
PS - The green is great for Christmas. Any ideas for a Red garnish on the haWhip topping? (haWhip...lol, Stewie would be proud).
fresh cranberries