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noxdineen
12-10-2006, 04:53 AM
In the brief time I've been posting here I've come to trust you guys.

So, does anyone know what is going to happen to my sweet giant LCD monitor after my boyfriend flailed around and dropped a beer, resulting in a spray of Heineken across the monitor? It wasn't turned on at the time, and I cleaned it off right away (delaying kicking him in the crotch until later, lucky boy).

I'm thinking now it's his, and I should buy a larger replacement. Does that sound like the right solution?
casework
12-10-2006, 06:44 AM
Have you tried using it? I think that should be the first step.
noxdineen
12-10-2006, 07:05 AM
I'm afraid to turn it on in case I see sparks and lasers shooting from it in various directions.

I think I'm just going to buy the biggest widescreen monitor I can find and use it, and let him have the little 20" creature.
masherscf
12-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Consequence #1: New Boyfriend?

Let it dry out then try to use it. If it doesn't explode instantly, you should be fine. Heineken is pretty weak stuff so there shouldn't be much staining action.
rabidbadger
12-10-2006, 01:55 PM
Ummm. You'll just be giving him a bigger target for next time, no? :D
tokenuser
12-10-2006, 02:04 PM
Provided you wer quick on the cleanup, and the beer didn't seep under the beazel too much, you should be OK, UNLESS you need an excuse for a larger monitor.
jcduerr
12-10-2006, 07:24 PM
I think I'm just going to buy the biggest widescreen monitor I can find and use it, and let him have the little 20" creature.


i will stay away from adding and episode 75 quote here
originx
12-12-2006, 07:29 PM
I'm afraid to turn it on in case I see sparks and lasers shooting from it in various directions.

I think I'm just going to buy the biggest widescreen monitor I can find and use it, and let him have the little 20" creature.

Get a 52 inch LCD monitor. And beer or any type of protein type splooge just wipes right off. Nothing will happen that will cause sparks or lazers. You're such a girl.
bird603568
12-12-2006, 07:50 PM
ya ive spilled vodka on it before and nothing happened but the orange juice made it sticky
ariastar
12-12-2006, 08:07 PM
In the brief time I've been posting here I've come to trust you guys.

This, my dear, is your first mistake. :D

So, does anyone know what is going to happen to my sweet giant LCD monitor after my boyfriend flailed around and dropped a beer, resulting in a spray of Heineken across the monitor?

Your second is telling us it's just the white foam of Heineken.

It wasn't turned on at the time, and I cleaned it off right away (delaying kicking him in the crotch until later, lucky boy).

And your third mistake is to have left his boys intacts. ;D

I'm thinking now it's his, and I should buy a larger replacement. Does that sound like the right solution?

NOW you're getting it right! Yes, get rid of him and get a *ahem* "larger replacement."
klitzy
12-12-2006, 08:40 PM
Uh Oh....FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
originx
12-12-2006, 08:43 PM
NOW you're getting it right! Yes, get rid of him and get a *ahem* "larger replacement."

Did you just call yourself fat? What the fu ck? I thought you were losing weight? Two step forward, one step back.
bird603568
12-12-2006, 08:44 PM
NOW you're getting it right! Yes, get rid of him and get a *ahem* "larger replacement."

****ing a donkey is illegal
originx
12-13-2006, 08:16 PM
For the best way to clean an LCD monitor screen do not use anykind of cloth that scratches. I use a microfiber cloth with a small dab of water on the screen.
Turn off the screen too. Shine a light at an angle to find the smudges.

And don't press too hard.
ariastar
12-13-2006, 09:13 PM
****ing a donkey is illegal

I'm sure you learned from experience. :D
ariastar
12-13-2006, 09:14 PM
Did you just call yourself fat? What the fu ck? I thought you were losing weight? Two step forward, one step back.

I have no idea how you came up with that in something referred to larger penises.

Also, are you in South San Francisco? I'm not sure if "The City of Industry" is a city similar to "The Indurstial City" or if it's something else. South City is nicknamed "The Industrial City."
bird603568
12-13-2006, 09:22 PM
I'm sure you learned from experience. :D

oh i didnt realize your mom was a donkey
ariastar
12-13-2006, 09:35 PM
oh i didnt realize your mom was a donkey

OMG, Bird, did you get drunk enough to do it with your mother again while fantasizing about mine? I mean, I know your momma is the best you can get, but still! I mean, yeah.
spoonicus
12-16-2006, 04:41 PM
As a rule of thumb, BIGGER IS BETTER.. this might also apply to your boy friend..
but that's up to you..

First post!!:D