Hookers and Rice.

[bigshotprof]

Today's Freakanomics subject is: What do prostitution and rice have in common?

I need punchlines, people!

[comhcinc]

the best come from asia?

[tokenuser]

They both get sticky when over cooked.

[comhcinc]

you should never paid over 4 dollars for it no matter how fancy it is?

[bigshotprof]

Excellent! Keep the coming.

Both are great when you're in the mood for a California roll?

[alaskalonewolf]

...usually better with a buttery spread?

[comhcinc]

ewwwww.


3 billion chinese can't be wrong?

[masherscf]

I also like Spanish rice.

[alaskalonewolf]

That's always tasty with the right kinda cheese...

[heyseuss]

I don't want either with a penis.

No matter how much booze you pour in it, rice will never lower it's cost.

If asked, I can make both appear in about 45 mins.

All rice is binding, but a hooker costs more to bound.

[murphy1d]

One's thrown at the groom before the wedding, the other after.

[esophagus]

No matter how much you eat, you'll be hungry again within the hour.

[heyseuss]

No matter how much you eat, you'll be hungry again within the hour.

I had one in my mind along the same lines, about feeling satiated for an hr or so, but wanting more.

Murphy

Good one!

[tokenuser]

One's thrown at the groom before the wedding, the other after.Winner.

http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/Golf_Trophy.jpg

(funny just because of the phallic nature of the trophy)

[masherscf]

Winner.

http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/Golf_Trophy.jpg

(funny just because of the phallic nature of the trophy)

There's someone who should have had a second opinion about a trophy design.

[tokenuser]

There's someone who should have had a second opinion about a trophy design.I am sure it is a perfectly fine trophy when its standing on a shelf somewhere, but at that angle, it should never have been kissed :)

[masherscf]

I am sure it is a perfectly fine trophy when its standing on a shelf somewhere, but at that angle, it should never have been kissed :)

I thought it was a big glass dildo.

[comhcinc]

it isn't?

[murphy1d]

Winner.

http://www.bootsandsabers.com/images/uploads/Golf_Trophy.jpg

(funny just because of the phallic nature of the trophy)

........Murphy1d is unfortunately not here to accept this..um..trophy.

[rabidbadger]

They both get you in hot water.

[rabidbadger]

Oh surrrrreeeeeeeeeeee, my clever reposte gets beaten by a dildo. What, is this the political forums?

[heyseuss]

Oh surrrrreeeeeeeeeeee, my clever reposte gets beaten by a dildo. What, is this the political forums?

Alot of dildos in the poitical forum huh.

[murphy1d]

Alot of dildos in the poitical forum huh.

Nah, just douches. lol :D

[masherscf]

Nah, just douches. lol :D

Douches, dildos, they both are for p****ies.

[heyseuss]

Douches, dildos, they both are for p****ies.

That's sexist, they can be for guys too.

[bigshotprof]

I thought it was a big glass dildo.

It IS a big glass dildo. This is the LPGA, people. Do you think they are competing for the purse?

Oh, and the two are not always alike. One sits on the John all night and the other causes you to.

[chinolofus77]

i could pound both into paper thin paper?

[rabidbadger]

both hookers and rice puff up after being heated up?

[bigshotprof]

Both are best when slathered in soy sauce! Oh, wow. Sorry LaVonne, that just slipped out.

[murphy1d]

They're both the San Francisco Treat?

[alaskalonewolf]

Both can be served dirty?