computoman
12-31-2008, 04:53 PM
Companies are suddenly purchasing PS3zee's, two hundred or more at a time. $400 x 200 units = $80000 sale. Sonny is suddenly predicting record profits this year.
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Sonny has retracted it's earlier statement and now expects large PS3zee returns in the US. Worldwide sales will not diminish, but increase even faster.
[advertisement: PS3zee camouflage kits now available. Different cases are available. Make your PS3zee look like a xbox360zee. [/advertisement]
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We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin, The internet is no longer safe. Warning, SSL benefits may be diminished. In addition, the Department of Homeland insecurity has determined that the PS3zee will be considered as evidence of a terrorism. People owning one or more will be investigated. Those owning two hundred or more will be considered for even more action.
back to the news.
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Sonny has retracted it's earlier statement and now expects large PS3zee returns in the US. Worldwide sales will not diminish, but increase even faster.
[advertisement: PS3zee camouflage kits now available. Different cases are available. Make your PS3zee look like a xbox360zee. [/advertisement]