View Full Version : The What If....Game
cyberauron
01-05-2009, 05:47 AM
My friends and I play this game when I we are b/s at the comicbook shop. You ask the question What if....and some one comes up with the answer.' for example
What if the punisher went after white collar crime?
cyberauron
01-05-2009, 05:48 AM
We would no longer be in a recession
gabeja
01-05-2009, 07:45 AM
What if Garth ennis and shaun phillips did a run of Superman?
cyberauron
01-05-2009, 11:44 AM
jimmy olsen would be on the run for murder of perry white. actually if they did take over it woild be a bad day for olsen
mikegraham6
01-05-2009, 12:24 PM
What If... Wizard Magazine folded instead of Comic Foundry....
Ahhhh.... if only..... :(
winthewonderboy
01-05-2009, 03:37 PM
What If... Wizard Magazine folded instead of Comic Foundry....
Ahhhh.... if only..... :(
Do people still read Wizard?
sarahg42
01-05-2009, 07:16 PM
Do people still read Wizard?
I pick one up now and again.
gabeja
01-05-2009, 08:13 PM
What If... Wizard Magazine folded instead of Comic Foundry....
Ahhhh.... if only..... :(
Wait a second, comic foundry is no more???????????
jumpingjupiter
01-05-2009, 08:45 PM
What if Ron shaved off his burns?
thenextchampion
01-05-2009, 08:51 PM
What if Ron shaved off his burns?
We would be at his funeral the next day.
What if the Batman comics had Adam West as Bruce Wayne?
bonemachine
01-05-2009, 09:53 PM
What if Garth ennis and shaun phillips did a run of Superman?
It would involve Superman investigating a supervillian orgy filled with debaunched sex acts, lots of drugs and hyperviolence. It would also be awesome.
What if Millar had stayed on The Ultimates? Rhetorical question... It would have still been fucking awesome.
sarahg42
01-05-2009, 10:17 PM
What if Bernie Wrightson illustrated Archie comics?
six-gun
01-06-2009, 12:36 AM
What if Millar had stayed on The Ultimates? Rhetorical question... It would have still been fucking awesome.
He's coming back to the Ultimate Universe with a spiritual follow up called Ultimate Avengers
bonemachine
01-06-2009, 12:38 AM
I know but Millar and Hitch had such a momentum going and then Loeb The Destroyer appeared!!!
cyberauron
01-06-2009, 02:15 AM
We would be at his funeral the next day.
What if the Batman comics had Adam West as Bruce Wayne?
We would still have those very large soundeffects. POW WHAM to distract us from batman still being gay
cyberauron
01-06-2009, 02:17 AM
What if Ron shaved off his burns?
He would forget all he knew about the xmen, since they are a source of his geeek power
paper
01-06-2009, 02:45 AM
Staff secret: They are not sideburns. They are emissaries.
Left: K'Tryll
Right: Dr. Susan Gryffindor
cyberauron
01-06-2009, 03:35 AM
Staff secret: They are not sideburns. They are emissaries.
Left: K'Tryll
Right: Dr. Susan Gryffindor
lol ha ha HA
hawaiianpunch
01-06-2009, 07:02 AM
What if the iFanboys actually started reading Blue Beetle?
What if Jim Cheung and Allan Heinberg stayed on Young Avengers for a longer run?
what if steve rogers was administered with anabolic steroids instead of the 'serum' (o ya, they are the same thing)
joexmas
01-06-2009, 09:06 AM
what if steve rogers was administered with anabolic steroids instead of the 'serum' (o ya, they are the same thing)
He would have been issued a metal folding chair instead of a shield and won the world wrestling federation championship in the 80s after body slamming Andre the Giant Nazi!
Oh Yeah Brother!
What if C-A-T really spelled dog?
winthewonderboy
01-06-2009, 03:46 PM
We would be at his funeral the next day.
What if the Batman comics had Adam West as Bruce Wayne?
They would be fucking AWESOME!!!
cyberauron
01-06-2009, 11:54 PM
He would have been issued a metal folding chair instead of a shield and won the world wrestling federation championship in the 80s after body slamming Andre the Giant Nazi!
Oh Yeah Brother!
What if C-A-T really spelled dog?
than mans best friend would be pu$$ e lol
Im sorry it was an easy set up
cyberauron
01-06-2009, 11:56 PM
What if the iFanboys actually started reading Blue Beetle?
Then the book would not be cancelled, sice we would all be reading beetle
joexmas
01-07-2009, 03:24 AM
than mans best friend would be pu$$ e lol
Im sorry it was an easy set up
I wasn't serious...just quoting Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds 2.
What if Steve Rogers comes back from the dead as a masked ninja?
cyberauron
01-07-2009, 03:27 AM
.
What if Steve Rogers comes back from the dead as a masked ninja?
Unfortunately that will happen
just wait for it
racemccloud
01-07-2009, 06:39 AM
Staff secret: They are not sideburns. They are emissaries.
Left: K'Tryll
Right: Dr. Susan Gryffindor
I don't know... Ron always struck me more as a Hufflepuff. Josh is a Ravenclaw, and Conor... well, some Sortings just speak for themselves.
Gordon the Intern is CLEARLY the Gryffindor of the bunch.
racemccloud
01-07-2009, 06:40 AM
What if Steve Rogers comes back from the dead as a masked ninja?
It would be TOTALLY AWESOME!
What if... fans actually liked The Sentry?
thenextchampion
01-07-2009, 06:43 AM
It would be TOTALLY AWESOME!
What if... fans actually liked The Sentry?
We would have sunk to a new low
What if Conor had hair?
paper
01-07-2009, 04:02 PM
I don't know... Ron always struck me more as a Hufflepuff. Josh is a Ravenclaw, and Conor... well, some Sortings just speak for themselves.
Gordon the Intern is CLEARLY the Gryffindor of the bunch.
Ron isn't a Gryffindor. The "sideburn" is.
racemccloud
01-07-2009, 08:41 PM
Ron isn't a Gryffindor. The "sideburn" is.
Ah, my mistake. So, this begs the question... where does the hat sort Ron?
paper
01-07-2009, 09:50 PM
Ron doesn't tend to like fantasy elements, so he's a Muggle.
cyberauron
01-07-2009, 11:23 PM
Ron doesn't tend to like fantasy elements, so he's a Muggle.
I still believe Ron is samson, Once we cut them off he loses all of his power
thenextchampion
01-08-2009, 12:16 AM
I still believe Ron is samson, Once we cut them off he loses all of his power
So that would mean.....No more indie music that even indie people never heard of? No more love for X-Men? No more annoying laugh that completely bleed my ears out when I had my headphones on that one time?...
Where is the razor!?
cyberauron
01-09-2009, 12:18 AM
So that would mean.....No more indie music that even indie people never heard of? No more love for X-Men? No more annoying laugh that completely bleed my ears out when I had my headphones on that one time?...
Where is the razor!?
dude thats kind of harsh
cyberauron
01-09-2009, 12:26 AM
It would be TOTALLY AWESOME!
What if... fans actually liked The Sentry?
he would not be crying in every issue and actually doing something
thenextchampion
01-09-2009, 04:53 AM
dude thats kind of harsh
Yeah your right....Sorry about that ron.
*darts eyes back and forth, and has razor behind him*
gabeja
01-14-2009, 04:16 AM
What if x men was a vertigo book?
thenextchampion
01-14-2009, 04:28 AM
What if x men was a vertigo book?
It would be written by Neil Gaiman and Ron would turn goth.
gabeja
01-14-2009, 04:38 AM
Wow, now I kinda hope gaiman does a run of x men, and see how ron reacts.
cyberauron
01-14-2009, 11:50 PM
What if.... Neil Gaiman got geoff johns power of control over the dc universe?
jing7wei
01-15-2009, 01:40 AM
Batman would be the next Dream.
cyberauron
02-27-2009, 04:22 AM
What if Red Hulk killed the Hulk?
gabeja
02-27-2009, 06:17 AM
Peter David would eat Jeph Loeb
What if John Constantine became the new batman?
cyberauron
02-27-2009, 11:10 PM
Peter David would eat Jeph Loeb
What if John Constantine became the new batman?
their would be no bat suit for batman
the-mangaman
02-28-2009, 05:13 AM
What if there was a capcom and marvel comic crossover *in* continuity O_O?
thenextchampion
02-28-2009, 05:25 AM
What if there was a capcom and marvel comic crossover *in* continuity O_O?
It would be the greatest thing in the history of modern time.
Ryu vs Captain America!
the-mangaman
02-28-2009, 07:32 AM
Lol I have a rockin' awesome parody comic idea from that question. I'll explore making a script and see where it takes me.
What if Marvel had their own "52" and "Countdown" where all of the different earths + 616 became one? (side question: Which version of heroes/villains would most likely survive?)
cirriatto
03-08-2009, 02:59 PM
what if brian michael bendis and geoff johns traded places?
I'd enjoy Marvel more than I am now :)
cirriatto
03-08-2009, 03:53 PM
I'd enjoy Marvel more than I am now :)
....good answer
voodoomama
03-09-2009, 12:03 AM
What if some the old Image super artists actually drew coimics again?
crippler
03-09-2009, 12:58 AM
What if some the old Image super artists actually drew coimics again?
Then the 'new generation' of comic book readers might actually know who they were and what all the fuss was about.
(... that guy? isn't he a games developer?)
conorkilpatrick
03-09-2009, 02:11 AM
What if some the old Image super artists actually drew coimics again?
They pretty much do. The only one who absolutely doesn't draw anymore is McFarlane. The others all do covers or interiors on a regular basis.
thenextchampion
03-09-2009, 02:55 AM
They pretty much do. The only one who absolutely doesn't draw anymore is McFarlane. The others all do covers or interiors on a regular basis.
McFarlane actually does some of the art for Spawn now....Although I dont read it I just see it in the previews for it....and I dont know how much he actually does...
conorkilpatrick
03-09-2009, 03:01 AM
McFarlane actually does some of the art for Spawn now....Although I dont read it I just see it in the previews for it....and I dont know how much he actually does...
I think he inks it... I could be wrong I haven't looked in an issue.
thenextchampion
03-09-2009, 03:15 AM
I think he inks it... I could be wrong I haven't looked in an issue.
I wish he would try and do pencils again on a regular basis. I really think he is one of the best artists in the 90's and he seems to be underrated now a days.
racemccloud
03-09-2009, 10:06 PM
What if they had slapped some CGI shorts on Dr. Manhattan more often in Watchmen?
A friend who saw it with me kept saying "really? He couldn't buy himself some shorts?"
gabeja
03-10-2009, 02:22 AM
What if they had slapped some CGI shorts on Dr. Manhattan more often in Watchmen?
We would all complain about the lack of blue dick
What if Michael Bay directed Watchmen?
racemccloud
03-10-2009, 04:29 AM
We would all complain about the lack of blue dick
What if Michael Bay directed Watchmen?
With the shaky cam, we wouldn't be able to even TELL that Dr. Manhattan was totally short-less the whole time.
voodoomama
03-10-2009, 05:30 PM
What if DC could make a good comic based movie that wasn't batman?
drakedangerz
03-10-2009, 05:35 PM
What if DC could make a good comic based movie that wasn't batman?
Then last Halloween we would have had more Sarah Palins running around and less Jokers asking "Why so serious?"
gabeja
03-18-2009, 03:56 AM
What if DC could make a good comic based movie that wasn't batman?
Daniel Day Lewis and Brendon Fraiser would be resurecting the Gay Ghost this fall
diabhol
03-18-2009, 05:11 AM
It would be written by Neil Gaiman and Ron would turn goth.
If Gaiman wrote X-Men, we would discover that all mutants are actually Gods Walking The Earth.
gabeja
03-19-2009, 04:34 AM
What if Grant Morrison started writing invincible?
thenextchampion
03-19-2009, 04:36 AM
What if Grant Morrison started writing invincible?
People would hate it, and I would pick it up in issues.....Oh and the kid would probably be faced with some evil organization that drugs him and states the leader is his daddy.