Death and Rebirth: A Guide For Copeing with Crisis

[sigmaecho]

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So your favorite Cyber show just committed Hari-Kari? Don't Panic! Learn how to deal with crisis the Internet way! First, let's identify the stages:

Stage 1: Shock :eek:

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Stage 2: Lash out irrationally at nearest convenient entity. :(

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Stage 3: Unleash Your Anger! :mad:

You might feel the urge to do this:

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OR this:

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Violence is always the answer. VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING!

Stage 4: Panic

Many people have responded to this news with outbursts like

"I'm never watching again!"

"This show was all I had in my life!"

"No Drome? Then I'm gonna go eat a bullet. See you all in hell."

This is hard evidence that proves once again, teh internet is serious ****ing business.

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Stage 5: Get a grip. :o

Are you done freaking out? Good. Now get a grip. The first step is analyze your situation. Luckily this can be achieved easily with this handy-dandy warning system:

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Stage 6: Denial (Also a river in egypt)

Inevitably, denial will set in:

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Keyboard Vigilantes Unite!!! Starting an online campaign always works. There has never been a good show canceled since the start of the internet. It ALWAYS saves canceled shows. See Firefly, Arrested Development, Freaks and geeks, etc...

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Stage 7: Coping :confused:

Just when you think all hope is lost, Jean-Claude comes in to save the day:

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Jean-Claude re-tools your show and brings it back better than ever. Albeit, with a new name. There, you see? Everything is going to be okay. You can breath easy now. Life goes on, The sun will come up again tomorrow, Firefly: Still canceled. See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

But what lessons can we take from this crisis?

1. A message for Dan:

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2. A message for John:

Don't ever put the show ahead of your friends ever again. If you REALLY want to make the show better,

A. Normalize the Audio. Just takes a minute.

B. Add little animated transitions to introduce each segment, like they do on The Soup (http://cache-origin.eonline.com/On/TheSoup/).

C. Stop with the split-screen with the distorted/squished video. Try picture-in-picture. It's what the pros do.

D. The show is awesome the way it is, don't stray too far from your roots.

:) Let's bury the hatchet, guys. Forgive and forget, Live and Let Live, Time to move on.

[jonathanlondon]

Best. Thread. Ever.

It won't make a difference, but:

Best. Thread. Ever.

[hive]

i think it's safe to say

EPIC!!

[originx]

copeing

what a douche

[xxxthundercatxxx]

copeing

what a douche

Hey stud, it takes one to know one.

[sigmaecho]

copeing

what a douche

Oops, yes I am a doosh. I mispeled it, Im so sory. Pleeze fergive me. How can I meek it up to u?

[dannyt]

That was rad.

[paulsaves]

"Video Podcasts are Serious Business"


Hahahaha. You're hilarious. I'm not gay, but.. Can I kiss you?

[originx]

Just bring on the new show already!

Let Geekdrome die a miserable death.

It lives on on the IRC chat. We tear that shit up with hours and hours
of idling. No one talks and hardly any chicks show up.

We are tha shit!!! We are Devo!!!


And thunderjizz, you're a fag. Go suck some cock. hahahahaahah

[satansmagichat]

Question 1: Who the **** are you?

Question 2: Why haven't you been in these forums sooner?

Awesome. Just, awesome.

[originx]

Question 1: Who the **** are you?

Question 2: Why haven't you been in these forums sooner?

Awesome. Just, awesome.


That's a good question. Why not ask nothing000? hahahahahaahha

[freecajunlove]

And thunderjizz, you're a fag. Go suck some cock. hahahahaahah

I hate you

and thanks for the much needed laughs SigmaEcho

[leeahd]

very funny! kudos on the effort

P.S are they ****ing kidding me the quick reply still doesn't work, what the hell!

[blargman]

i concur with Jon, funniest thread i've seen in awhile :D

Van Damme threat level LOL!

I'm gonna go watch non-stop Van Damme til another show comes on. Viva la Van Damme!

[imagineer99]

Serious business. Serious F-ING BUSINESS!

[abacusand13south]

I hate you

In this you are not alone.

[d0ug18]

Great job. It almost makes up for no new episode yet of Geekdrome.

[briangilmore]

that was damn good. well said. you have helped me make peace. great thread dude (dudette?...). Post more! Don't post whore. :)