View Full Version : Skid marks
ariastar
12-13-2006, 06:39 AM
Inspired by the "Before you flush the toilet" (http://revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2285) thread.
Guys, why the hell do you always end up with skid marks in your underwear? I men, how do you do it? Do you not wipe? Women don't have this problem, yet we have more folds. Skid marks are SO INCREDIBLE UNSEXY!
You guys get skid marks, meaning there's shit-crust or something down there that wipes off in your underwear, yet you expect us to put our mouths on certain parts of your nether-region. Ugh. The more I think about it, the more I think I will never again give one. I mean, SKID MARKS! Really!
nation
12-13-2006, 03:55 PM
Actually ive never had this happen.. I like to say i'm pretty sanitary(on my body not the mind lol)
masherscf
12-13-2006, 04:06 PM
Thread needs to be seriously deleted.
That being said, I'll be happy to comment. I personally go to great lengths to avoid the skid marks. Suffice it to say, If a guy has trouble cleaning himself afterward, it's probably because his big schlong keeps getting in that way. Think about the big Schlong....
nation
12-13-2006, 04:14 PM
I don't agree for martin has spoken of skid marks B4 so it is infeceted related!
black-fox
12-13-2006, 04:58 PM
WEll, i would say not many guys i know have skid marks, i dont knwo who your giving felatio that has skid marks but you need to talk to them about that
kinda gross
also we dont normally shave our asses
so that could be one reason
you guys go around and like shave everything
i haven't noticed skid marks since i was 1 1/2
masherscf
12-13-2006, 04:59 PM
i haven't noticed skid marks since i was 1 1/2
You were potty trained at 1.5. My complements to your parents. My daughter is entering the "take your diaper off and play with it" stage. It isn't pretty...
rowlodge
12-13-2006, 05:16 PM
thats a good one next time i play halo...
my other favorite is "lick my balls"...
nation
12-13-2006, 06:14 PM
Counter strike where its at yo
black-fox
12-13-2006, 06:17 PM
Actually Pony Racers 12 is where it is at.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2710/ponyracing2xx9.jpg
thats a hardcore game
specially when your ****ed up on some peach schnaps
nation
12-13-2006, 06:20 PM
Gator needs to try that!
ariastar
12-13-2006, 08:33 PM
You were potty trained at 1.5. My complements to your parents. My daughter is entering the "take your diaper off and play with it" stage. It isn't pretty...
My mom had be trained at 13 months. She was so afraid if leaving me alone while she was in the bathroom that she started sitting me on the little training toilet before a year and she said she encouraged me to try to make the same "tinkle" sound. Hey, it worked!
And for my brother, she threw a few Cheerios in the toilet for him to aim at, like a game.
Back then, parents didn't wait for kids to start to show an interest, they just did it.
Have you heard of infant potty training (http://www.timl.com/ipt/)? Totally not something I'd do. Toilet training a baby starting as early as birth. I am kind of disturbed by the picture of the boy peeing with daddy holding him and the kid watching.
ariastar
12-13-2006, 08:34 PM
Thread needs to be seriously deleted.
That being said, I'll be happy to comment. I personally go to great lengths to avoid the skid marks. Suffice it to say, If a guy has trouble cleaning himself afterward, it's probably because his big schlong keeps getting in that way. Think about the big Schlong....
A 4" erection is NOT a "big schlong."
ariastar
12-13-2006, 08:34 PM
WEll, i would say not many guys i know have skid marks, i dont knwo who your giving felatio that has skid marks but you need to talk to them about that
kinda gross
also we dont normally shave our asses
so that could be one reason
you guys go around and like shave everything
i haven't noticed skid marks since i was 1 1/2
Several of my girlfriends have noticed their guys doing this too.
No wonder I've been single for a whole six months. Actually, Daniel didn't have this problem.
toastmstrgeneral
12-13-2006, 08:55 PM
Inspired by the "Before you flush the toilet" (http://revision3.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2285) thread.
Guys, why the hell do you always end up with skid marks in your underwear? I men, how do you do it? Do you not wipe? Women don't have this problem, yet we have more folds. Skid marks are SO INCREDIBLE UNSEXY!
You guys get skid marks, meaning there's shit-crust or something down there that wipes off in your underwear, yet you expect us to put our mouths on certain parts of your nether-region. Ugh. The more I think about it, the more I think I will never again give one. I mean, SKID MARKS! Really!
Maybe if you'd stop dating homeless guys you wouldn't have this problem. Seriously, raise the bar a little, you don't have to have a boyfriend at all times, try being single for a while and not going on dates. You seem to have serious dependency issues.
originx
12-13-2006, 08:59 PM
A 4" erection is NOT a "big schlong."
Is yours bigger?
masherscf
12-13-2006, 09:01 PM
Is yours bigger?
Damn! I was gonna say "Speak for yourself, but I like yours better"
You try to make a joke around here and everyone's a critic.
originx
12-13-2006, 09:10 PM
Did you just call me a cricket? I mean I bet Meg is a Praying Mantis, and the Mods are Grasshoppers.
nation
12-13-2006, 09:32 PM
rOfl this is priceless!
ariastar
12-13-2006, 09:49 PM
Maybe if you'd stop dating homeless guys you wouldn't have this problem. Seriously, raise the bar a little, you don't have to have a boyfriend at all times, try being single for a while and not going on dates. You seem to have serious dependency issues.
Eh, I've been single for several months now. I've dated around, nothing serious. One date in the last month. They've dwindled down because I just haven't felt up to them lately. A big change from when I had two in one night a few months ago. Right now I'm spending my time working and hanging out with friends.
black-fox
12-13-2006, 10:07 PM
my dates usually consist of
1.) a back alley
2.) some chick/animal/or homeless person
3.)suprise sechs!
4.)pictures
5.)??????
6.)Profit!
nation
12-13-2006, 10:30 PM
lol priceless part 2
ariastar
12-13-2006, 10:32 PM
My dates usually consist of:
.
masherscf
12-13-2006, 11:06 PM
Your dates consist of SPAM? No wonder you're so grouchy. (j/k)
ariastar
12-13-2006, 11:18 PM
Your dates consist of SPAM? No wonder you're so grouchy. (j/k)
They consist of a nunch of nothing because they aren't happening often.
And I'm grouchy today because, well, I am. At the office I keep taking breaks to go call friends and whine at them.
nation
12-13-2006, 11:27 PM
lolz Im at school bored
ariastar
12-13-2006, 11:32 PM
lolz Im at school bored
So does this mean you're sitting in your own skid marks?
nation
12-14-2006, 12:01 AM
Nope cause i ant got em rofl
ariastar
12-14-2006, 01:13 AM
Nope cause i ant got em rofl
You ain't got em...meaning balls?
You currently rank in my favorite top five people on this board. You and Cody (popltree2, my #1 forever), and Klitzy. Yup. That rounds out my top five.
klitzy
12-14-2006, 01:47 AM
You ain't got em...meaning balls?
You currently rank in my favorite top five people on this board. You and Cody (popltree2, my #1 forever), and Klitzy. Yup. That rounds out my top five.
Hehe...Thats only three but thanks!
That would be cool...Top 5 favorite posters feature.
nation
12-14-2006, 04:58 AM
Wait what im confuzed....... Rofl
originx
12-14-2006, 07:36 AM
My dates usually consist of:
Nothing.
.
Can I quote you on that?
black-fox
12-14-2006, 07:42 AM
no...
but you can quote me.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 08:39 PM
Can I quote you on that?
Absolutely. :)
ariastar
12-14-2006, 08:39 PM
Hehe...Thats only three but thanks!
That would be cool...Top 5 favorite posters feature.
Yeah, I know it's only three. In other words, there aren't enough cool people to fill the top five slots. :) Token and Samureye might work. Or else Cody is so cool he can count for three.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 08:40 PM
Wait what im confuzed....... Rofl
And this is different from usual...how?
nation
12-15-2006, 06:49 AM
Im cool right
ryudo
12-15-2006, 07:07 AM
I can say only one thing about this thread.
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6704/11398184718511eu7.gif
nation
12-15-2006, 08:57 AM
lmao whats that from!!!??
You sir win inernets
ariastar
12-17-2006, 06:25 AM
lmao whats that from!!!??
You sir win inernets
But I invented the internets!
nation
12-17-2006, 06:58 AM
Actually theres no girls on the net according to the net
ariastar
12-17-2006, 08:20 AM
Actually theres no girls on the net according to the net
Yeah we're not ON the internet. We are at the computers that control it, and we control YOU! Bwahahahaha!
Lame.
ryudo
12-17-2006, 08:25 AM
No wonder computers are so difficult and complicated and drive us insane yet we still love them.
ariastar
12-17-2006, 08:38 AM
No wonder computers are so difficult and complicated and drive us insane yet we still love them.
Awwwww, how sweet! No, wait, that was an insult!
ArmpitOfDeath
12-17-2006, 12:39 PM
I never have skid marks on my skivvies as I always slide down the bannister after a #2.
ariastar
12-17-2006, 08:05 PM
I never have skid marks on my skivvies as I always slide down the bannister after a #2.
If that's how you get your pleasure....