View Full Version : If you were an Insect, what would you be?
originx
12-13-2006, 09:14 PM
I think off the top of my head, I'd be a big delicious Caterpillar.
Eating leaves and destroying gardens.
Encasing myself in my cocoon and emerging as a kickass huge
butteryfly.
A Monarch style one.
bigyanks
12-13-2006, 09:15 PM
i would be a Pusifly. if you never heard of one it probbaly cause you never seen one!
soundwave2-0
12-13-2006, 09:18 PM
a bee that has the job of banging the queen.
bigyanks
12-13-2006, 09:20 PM
a bee that has the job of banging the queen.
i hope you know that bee gets killed!
ariastar
12-13-2006, 09:46 PM
I'd want to be something deadly.
soundwave2-0
12-13-2006, 09:51 PM
i hope you know that bee gets killed!
really!?!?! d*mn it.
seriously though...how long of a lifespan do most insects have? let's just mate and die.
briangilmore
12-13-2006, 09:52 PM
My old myspace was a big fake mock myspace that was me as a praying mantis and I had pictures of mantises as my profile and then pictures of "me" with humans. It was quite hilarious. I just ended up turning it into my regular myspace. But then after knowing more about mantises, I realized what I'd be.
A female praying mantis. Human females have a lot to learn from the mantises. AM I RIGHT, SISTERS?!!!!!!!
viscountradu
12-13-2006, 10:28 PM
my girlfriend is an entomologist and would love this thread. i am pretty sure she would pick dragonfly.
i pick goliath scarab
bravestarr
12-13-2006, 10:36 PM
a head lice.
sevenduffs
12-13-2006, 10:41 PM
A butterfly... because no one suspects the butterfly
viscountradu
12-13-2006, 10:43 PM
a head lice.
isn't it a head louse?
guybers
12-14-2006, 12:05 AM
I would be a mosquito, I'm a pain in the ass to be around and when I bite, it can be deadly son! (Also I love a good blood meal and am constantly infected with malaria causing spirochetes.)
losojosdemuerte
12-14-2006, 12:16 AM
a head lice.
That's just disgusting.
I would be a spider and building great, huge webbing so that I could
trap people in them so they go nuts trying to get it off of them.:D
klitzy
12-14-2006, 12:20 AM
Definitely a hornet....
ariastar
12-14-2006, 01:09 AM
really!?!?! d*mn it.
seriously though...how long of a lifespan do most insects have? let's just mate and die.
They live until they're squashed.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 01:10 AM
My old myspace was a big fake mock myspace that was me as a praying mantis and I had pictures of mantises as my profile and then pictures of "me" with humans. It was quite hilarious. I just ended up turning it into my regular myspace. But then after knowing more about mantises, I realized what I'd be.
A female praying mantis. Human females have a lot to learn from the mantises. AM I RIGHT, SISTERS?!!!!!!!
Wait. You WANT us to learn mating habits from the female mantis? Because you know they rip the heads off their mates. I guess a male can't ejaculate with his head on. What a cruel trick of nature.
sinclairtyler
12-14-2006, 01:31 AM
I would be the kind of bug that lays eggs under your skin and then the eggs hatch and the little larva eat you from the inside. That would be amazing.
vegasgeek
12-14-2006, 02:20 AM
Crotch Cricket...
tokenuser
12-14-2006, 02:41 AM
Scorpion..
originx
12-14-2006, 03:28 AM
lame thread
sorry caldy
You were the inspiration for this thread, jackass! hahahaahah
paulsaves
12-14-2006, 03:52 AM
I would be Joe Rogan. Or a maggot.
viscountradu
12-14-2006, 05:58 AM
I would be the kind of bug that lays eggs under your skin and then the eggs hatch and the little larva eat you from the inside. That would be amazing.
bot fly (like i said, entomologist girlfriend)
satansmagichat
12-14-2006, 06:54 AM
A butterfly... because no one suspects the butterfly
You, sir, just made my day.
atomusk
12-14-2006, 09:26 AM
i would be... http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3752/250pxbeetleborgsib8.jpg
ariastar
12-14-2006, 08:45 PM
I would be a mosquito, I'm a pain in the ass to be around and when I bite, it can be deadly son! (Also I love a good blood meal and am constantly infected with malaria causing spirochetes.)
You know that the females are the blood-suckers and that the males suck plant liquid. :) So if you'd be happy being a female....
Female mosquitos suck the blood.
Female praying mantises rip their mates' heads off.
Female black widows ake a meal of their lovers.
This doesn't look too good for female humans.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 08:46 PM
bot fly (like i said, entomologist girlfriend)
Your girlfriend scares me. Because I'm scared of bugs and she works with them.
bigyanks
12-14-2006, 08:52 PM
You know that the females are the blood-suckers and that the males suck plant liquid. :) So if you'd be happy being a female....
Female mosquitos suck the blood.
Female praying mantises rip their mates' heads off.
Female black widows ake a meal of their lovers.
This doesn't look too good for female humans.
thats not all that dosent make females look to good!
bird603568
12-14-2006, 08:56 PM
You know that the females are the blood-suckers and that the males suck plant liquid. :) So if you'd be happy being a female....
Female mosquitos suck the blood.
Female praying mantises rip their mates' heads off.
Female black widows ake a meal of their lovers.
This doesn't look too good for female humans.
is that because smart asses get pimp smacked?
dromeonyourchest
12-14-2006, 10:08 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7226661303929118618&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=undefined
Thats what I would be.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 10:11 PM
is that because smart asses get pimp smacked?
Yes, the females smack 'em asses!
You were the inspiration for this thread, jackass! hahahaahah
this thread just got a whole lot better.
bird603568
12-14-2006, 10:26 PM
Yes, the females smack 'em asses!
how many female pimps are there?
atomusk
12-14-2006, 10:30 PM
how many female pimps are there?
too many
erdgasyewy54a
yeah yeah, girl power, whatever.
ariastar
12-14-2006, 11:06 PM
how many female pimps are there?
A lot. Like your mom. :D
satori
12-14-2006, 11:19 PM
cooterpede
bird603568
12-14-2006, 11:19 PM
A lot. Like your mom. :D
at least my mom isnt a whore like yours :o
bigyanks
12-14-2006, 11:21 PM
to bad she wasn't neutered
blargman
12-14-2006, 11:23 PM
please someone move this ridiculous thread to the diggnation forums. k thx
satori
12-14-2006, 11:23 PM
sausagefly
flapjax
12-15-2006, 12:12 AM
Scabies ftw.
flapjax
12-15-2006, 12:14 AM
Which brings up the super power id like to have most.....scabie attack wherein they fire from my arms and infest all those who stand in my way...
either that or the ability to make people shit themselves....
or flying...but everyone wants to fly.
ok....this message has been brought to you by flapjax's ADD. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.
eaasness
12-15-2006, 01:01 AM
I would be Shrapnel http://www.unicron.us/tf1985/figures/shrapnel.htm
Just thought I should Geek this thread up.
To really answer the question I would be a Rolly Polly cause I like the name. Also Tuck and Roll from A Bug's life were funny as hell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolly_polly
satansmagichat
12-17-2006, 12:10 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7226661303929118618&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=undefined
Thats what I would be.
That made me sad :(
lhospital
12-17-2006, 04:44 AM
A butterfly... because no one suspects the butterfly
damn, beat me to it
ariastar
12-17-2006, 06:22 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7226661303929118618&sourceid=docidfeed&hl=undefined
Thats what I would be.
OMFG, I'm going to have nightmares now.