Outlaw non-English languages

[BigMikeInAustin]

So leet is dangerous because parents can't understand it? Well, what about all the states that require kids to learn a foreign language in high school? So those need to be cancelled. All literature not in English should be outlawed. If someone if caught speaking anything other than English should be jailed.

What about foreignes coming into the country? I guess if they do not speak fluent English, they should be banned from entering the US. And anyone who can't speak English should be deported?

What about illiterate parents? Do we ban written language? Or do we just deport anyone who can't read?

This is an issue I need to look into further.

Any help removing all forms of communication except English that is defined in Websters dictionary would be appreciated.

[Klitzy]

.....Wow.....You need a hug.

Love,
Jesus

[masherscf]

Είναι μωρό ρομπότ!
Это будет младенцем робота!
这是机器人婴孩
それはロボット赤ん坊である!
로봇 아기 이다!
Es ist ein Roboter, Baby!

[silentspyder]

I grew up speaking english because my parents only understand spanish. Yea, they couldn't understand me or my friends but we never wound up killing anyone.

[originx]

.....Wow.....You need a hug.

Love,
Jesus


How about throwing that love this way, sailor!

[originx]

I grew up speaking english because my parents only understand spanish. Yea, they couldn't understand me or my friends but we never wound up killing anyone.



Yeah, I agree with this guy. Besides the news is all junkfood. Don't watch that shit.

[HackedAlias]

Are you kidding me? Learning a language is the most important thing in a world.

Say you get so F-ed up on a Saturday night and the next morning you find yourself in Tijuana, Defcon, North Korea, etc. it's important you know how to speak the language; especially for the North Korea one.

[phatlip12]

Lets be glad you don't make the laws. :D

[masherscf]

How about throwing that love this way, sailor!

I'll give ya a hug, sexy!

[ArmpitOfDeath]

Are you kidding me? Learning a language is the most important thing in a world.

Say you get so F-ed up on a Saturday night and the next morning you find yourself in Tijuana, Defcon, North Korea, etc. it's important you know how to speak the language; especially for the North Korea one.

They do say love is a universal language.

But then, so is a gun :p

[AriaStar]

No, the problem isn't that there are other languages, but that most English-speakers feel that there is no need to speak another language at all.

[tokenuser]

Sitting in Quebec, with a group of potential clients that speak French as their primary language... I wish my French went beyond yes, no, and thankyou.

[HackedAlias]

They do say love is a universal language.

But then, so is a gun :p


Couldn't have said it better myself.

[originx]

How about Talk like a Pirate day? Is that still considered English?

Ye olde English! Aarrr!!

[Casework]

Oh by the way, that news story was from one of the Columbus news stations. Yes, it makes me proud...