Robocop VS Terminator [Archive]

chrischristman

10-02-2006, 03:30 AM

For some reason, this popped into my head when they mentioned Robocop on ep. 44. Who do you think would win in a one on one fight between Robocop and the standard T-800 Terminator? I personally would bet on the Terminator, based on the massive damage resistance. What do you guys think?

satansmagichat

10-02-2006, 04:08 AM

RoboCop.

Why? Because Terminators are only machines, and they can't think.

Oh, and because I ****ing said so, and you should be ashamed for doubting me.

burgerbob23

10-02-2006, 04:10 AM

RoboCop was just a ***** and plus the terminator movies were way better than the confusing dull RoboCop movies

bcool

10-02-2006, 04:11 AM

RoboCop.

Why? Because Terminators are only machines, and they can't think.

Oh, and because I ****ing said so, and you should be ashamed for doubting me.

umm isn't the whole point of terminator that machines became able to think? I'm puttin' my money on arnold.

briangilmore

10-02-2006, 04:12 AM

RoboCop.

Why? Because Terminators are only machines, and they can't think.

Oh, and because I ****ing said so, and you should be ashamed for doubting me.

Robocop is a great movie, but he is weaker than the terminator. Sure terminator can think, it is a very effective hunting machine. It is AI and it can think. Above all, though, it is bullet proof, Robocop's face is not, and the terminator is a very good shot. Robocop is also slower.

briangilmore

10-02-2006, 04:13 AM

RoboCop was just a ***** and plus the terminator movies were way better than the confusing dull RoboCop movies

woah woah woah. Robocop was a GREAT movie. It really was. The rest sucked, sure, but no dogging the first one.

xxxthundercatxxx

10-02-2006, 04:19 AM

woah woah woah. Robocop was a GREAT movie. It really was. The rest sucked, sure, but no dogging the first one.

Robocop got his ass kicked by Eric Foreman's dad, him and his Ford Taurus don't stand a chance against Arnold.

satori

10-02-2006, 04:20 AM

Robocop was great and all, but the Terminator had to be stopped with molten metal, or some huge metal press... I think the Terminator would win.

briangilmore

10-02-2006, 04:26 AM

Robocop got his ass kicked by Eric Foreman's dad, him and his Ford Taurus don't stand a chance against Arnold.

dudes i totally voted terminator, i'm just defending robocop as a good movie.

xxxthundercatxxx

10-02-2006, 04:39 AM

I didn't vote. I think Robocop and Terminator are both pretty gay this day and age. If there was a third option for Chip Carson or Johnny 5 I would have picked them hands down to win. A little personality goes along way with me

satori

10-02-2006, 04:41 AM

hang on... are we voting for the movies, or how they'd fair fighting against each other? I'm pretty sure it's about who would win the fight...

jonathanlondon

10-02-2006, 04:45 AM

RoboCop was just a ***** and plus the terminator movies were way better than the confusing dull RoboCop movies

Say what you will. I'd rather watch the first Robocop than any of the Terminator movies. I like the T films but LOVE the first Robocop.

Plus... robotitties.

satori

10-02-2006, 04:58 AM

Say what you will. I'd rather watch the first Robocop than any of the Terminator movies. I like the T films but LOVE the first Robocop.

Plus... robotitties.

sooo..... the question isn't which movie do you like more, it's who would win in a fight.

bigmikeherrmann

10-02-2006, 05:23 AM

Terminator, eaisly

ramzis-hairy-chest

10-02-2006, 05:39 AM

My governor.

satansmagichat

10-02-2006, 06:03 AM

Say what you will. I'd rather watch the first Robocop than any of the Terminator movies. I like the T films but LOVE the first Robocop.

Plus... robotitties.

I get recognition from Fearless Leader on the Left. Go me.

jonathanlondon

10-02-2006, 06:27 AM

And I still think Peter Weller would figure out how to win this one.

tadpole256

10-02-2006, 06:29 AM

There is simply no comparison, Terminator is way cooler than robocop. Robocop sucked ass.

However, I also agree that if there had been a choice for Johnny 5, I would have chosen that.

jimmyjones

10-02-2006, 07:05 AM

its the damn Terminator people!!!!

jonathanlondon

10-02-2006, 07:09 AM

its the damn Terminator people!!!!

I don't give a f*c*. Linda Hamilton beat that thing's ass and Robocop could totally blow her titties off in like 10 seconds so that's what I think of that. Robocop would take a total dump on the T-800 after he was done mopping the floor with it. Mother****er took down an ED-209, *****es! Does nobody remember this!?! And he made it squeal like a pig!

He would TOTALLY blow them titties off!!!

briangilmore

10-02-2006, 07:30 AM

I don't give a f*c*. Linda Hamilton beat that thing's ass and Robocop could totally blow her titties off in like 10 seconds so that's what I think of that. Robocop would take a total dump on the T-800 after he was done mopping the floor with it. Mother****er took down an ED-209, *****es! Does nobody remember this!?! And he made it squeal like a pig!

He would TOTALLY blow them titties off!!!

haha, sure he would blow them titties up, but he wouldn't blow that cyborg up. it took two people to take him down, including one from the future. robocop was taken down by some random biiitch with a rocket launcher, then was saved by some weakling, short haired *****. Eric Forman's dad could've taken him with weapons b/c of how slow he is. Terminator.

psbp516

10-02-2006, 01:14 PM

How do you make a poll?

comradelazyman

10-02-2006, 01:18 PM

Terminator hands down. He's a robot that moves about with the agility of a human. Robocop is kinda linear in the way he moves.

dromeonyourchest

10-02-2006, 03:12 PM

umm isn't the whole point of terminator that machines became able to think? I'm puttin' my money on arnold.

you got that backwards my friend, the whole point of RoboCop is that you can't erase human nature. There is something more than just brains and guts there is a inner soul. Wow that sounds pretty gay but the movie sure did kick ass.

dromeonyourchest

10-02-2006, 03:15 PM

and you if put a jetpack on robocop as he did on robocop 3 he is unstoppable. So robocop hands down.

fluxcapacitor

10-02-2006, 03:34 PM

How do you make a poll?

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viscountradu

10-02-2006, 08:02 PM

the real question is Buckaroo Banzai vs. U.S. Marshal John Kruger? my money is definitely on Peter Weller there.

vegasgeek

10-02-2006, 09:24 PM

RoboCop hands down. why? because he's the MUTHAF**KING MAN!!!!. Sure the terminator can take damage. but can be crushed...or ripped a part. RoboCop could pick him up and rip him in half. quick side note.......Frank Millers 9 book RoboCop TPB is coming at the end of november...this is what RoboCop 2 was supposed to be before they destroyed millers vision, which of course was blood shed, gore, and big ass robots.

runyon

10-02-2006, 09:35 PM

Terminator would destroy RoboCop cause he'ld jsut go back in time and kill RoboCop's mother. Thats robocop's weakness, natural birth

ariastar

10-02-2006, 10:13 PM

My vote's on the govornator.

slowmtnsilhouette

10-02-2006, 11:02 PM

Terminator would destroy RoboCop cause he'ld jsut go back in time and kill RoboCop's mother. Thats robocop's weakness, natural birth

i was going to say something like this... lol. well done Mr. Stone. well done...

abacusand13south

10-02-2006, 11:31 PM

This was a videogame based on a story Frank Miller wrote, play the game Robocop can jump!

satori

10-03-2006, 01:02 AM

This was a videogame based on a story Frank Miller wrote, play the game Robocop can jump!

He doesn't just jump, he looks a tad more than a tad feminine jumping ta boot.

abacusand13south

10-03-2006, 02:29 AM

And he can hang from pipes and stuff, its so awesome.

burgerbob23

10-03-2006, 05:07 AM

Yo I revise my statement fuc/k both t-minator (props for the govnator) and the RobomutherFuc/ker Its all about my boys Jonny 5 http://www.fileden.com/files/2006/7/6/112694/jonny5badasssssssssss.JPG And R2 Mutherfuc/kin D2
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/1/1a/R2d2.jpg/300px-R2d2.jpg

dromeonyourchest

10-04-2006, 01:51 AM

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thanks for bringing in Johnny 5. That robot can swing like tarzan.

bigmikeherrmann

10-04-2006, 03:00 AM

Robocop got his ass kicked by Eric Foreman's dad, him and his Ford Taurus don't stand a chance against Arnold.

rofl, owned

masherscf

10-04-2006, 11:41 AM

I don't know about the fighting but...

I rather have sex with Kristiana Loken than Peter Weller. I'm just sayin...

soundwave2-0

10-04-2006, 01:14 PM

robocop!

come on just look at their catch phrases:

"I'll Be Back."

or

"Dead or alive...you're coming with me."

The winner is obvious.

icedsoul

10-04-2006, 01:18 PM

robocop!

come on just look at their catch phrases:

"I'll Be Back."

or

"Dead or alive...you're coming with me."

The winner is obvious.

right,... its schwarzy

soundwave2-0

10-04-2006, 01:45 PM

also robocop was the same person in all the movies.

there was not a single terminator that went through all of the terminator films. each terminator arnold played was a different model of T800.

as far as movies go the terminator series was more important.