"The Gator"

[mooking]

I know I am going to get burned for this but please replace that Gator dude, if not make him read from a prewritten script or something. He needs allot of improvement talking off the cuff. Maybe if he is given lines to read from he would be funnier.

[samureye]

Hey, someone should really do something about that mooking guy, he like, isn't good at walking on electricity wires. Listen, man, we all suck at certain things, though sucking is all in the mouth of the beholder. I may consider something sucky, you may consider it heavenly. It's horrible that you would personally attack The Gator like this, Infected is real, raw and pure grassroots entertainment, man. What are these "scripts" you speak of? There are none. Martin talking about drizzling the sarge-stick? True. The stories of Joey in his bird-like form? True. Infected, is life, and to insult the gator is to insult someone's purpose. Take it back, man, take it back...

[kowgod]

Gator does read from a script... of Boones Farm. Gator's the best. He's the type of guy that'd try to start thinking of something real nice to say about you at your funeral if he ever saw you were in danger, you know? I try to model my day to day life on the simple phrase, What Would Gator Do? You can't replace perfection...

[joshuah2]

Gators "off the cuff" speaking is the main reason I watch, and will continue to watch the show. He's hilarious.

Want a scripted show? Stick to Everyone Loves Raymond.

KBye

[sugarsickness]

You can't replace perfection...Long Live The Gator!

You kno what I cannot wait for?

theycallmegator.com
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[sentry]

I Agree the Gator is best. His laid back approach and childhood stories are what This podcast needed. everytime I listen to Infected I cant help but laugh at what Gator has to say. He's that Missing ingrediant that alot of other shows need.


Long Live The Gator

[phatlip12]

Its not infected if there is no Gator. The Gator stays!

[larin]

I like to think that me and the gator connect... on "that" level... I used to be an old ham radio guy too.

[nation]

Gtfo gator is king.

I love when when hes talking about his website..

"I wanna put up pictures of me having sex"

[alterberith]

gator is like that guy who shows up and drinks that shitty beer in the back of the fridge you don't want to finish....i.e. schlits.......... see makes no sense to take him off

[kowgod]

gator is like that guy who shows up and drinks that shitty beer in the back of the fridge you don't want to finish....i.e. schlits.......... see makes no sense to take him off

People like that are called "true friends."

[zoyx]

Hey! About this Gator guy. When I was livin' down in Slidell, Louisiana backs in the mid 90s, there was one of them Dee Jay dudes on the rad-ee-oh that sounded an awful lot likes the Gator. Could the Gator have been one of them battery acid drinking, Ketchup snortin' Dee Jays on the talking box in a previous existence?

Thanks for all the kindness and sweet love.

[jasonlee]

Gator is pretty much the best thing about the pod cast.

[mooking]

Gator is pretty much the best thing about the pod cast.

I stand corrected, I might even pick up that filthy tobacco chewing habit.

[zoyx]

Me thinks it is faux chewin' tobacky.

[mooking]

Me thinks it is faux chewin' tobacky.
------->W H A T ?

[black-fox]

thats the shit you gotta start chewing you anti gator nazi. you better get mouth cancer and you should start smoking packs of cigars out of your ****ing asshole to make up for the insult against the gator...taking out any of them is not gonna happen they are all important assets to the show...****in noob

[barnaby]

I know I am going to get burned for this but please replace that Gator dude, if not make him read from a prewritten script or something. He needs allot of improvement talking off the cuff. Maybe if he is given lines to read from he would be funnier.

You are right you are getting burned for your comment.

The Gator is one of the funniest men on the planet. Go back and listen to the podcast on how he got the name "Gator". If you don't find that funny then your sense of humor is just not right for this show and you are wasting your time listening to it.

You might want to consider this. The next time you don't find someone funny try your best to refrain from giving your advice on how to make them funnier as it comes across as incredibly short sighted and self centered.

By all means post on how to make the show better if you love it but if you don't love it in the first place your advice is just likely to ruin it.

b.

[jjallday]

Every thread in this Infected forum degrades into a pissing contest, mental defect convention, and/or debate over bestiality eventually. Martin would be so proud.

[black-fox]

good man you have seen the light. nothing serious can come out of any of these threads...i am a prophet from god, and god loves martin, even after the bought in the god episode with the battle between him and ricky kang. God loves this podcast and he loves the olive garden commercials. where im going with this i dont really ****ing know.

but you are a good man and that is all that matters.

[nation]

Who here would totally watch a video of a dude getting pounded by a monkey?

[jasonlee]

I certainly would.

[mooking]

thats the shit you gotta start chewing you anti gator nazi. you better get mouth cancer and you should start smoking packs of cigars out of your ****ing asshole to make up for the insult against the gator...taking out any of them is not gonna happen they are all important assets to the show...****in noob

Thank you, it’s about time someone stood up and put me in my place....
And BTW I really love the ****in noob comment, that hurt the most.

[nation]

Thank you, it’s about time someone stood up and put me in my place....
And BTW I really love the ****in noob comment, that hurt the most.

Look out internet war!!!!!!!!!

Oh wow this comment was deep..

[jasonlee]

Guys, Guys, Lets get back to whats most important here.


Dudes getting pounded by monkeys.

[black-fox]

i would definatly watch that.

[nation]

Guys, Guys, Lets get back to whats most important here.


Dudes getting pounded by monkeys.



Good call .Is there any monkey poundage. I remember tiny monkey he was a classic!

[zoyx]

Hey! About this Gator guy. When I was livin' down in Slidell, Louisiana backs in the mid 90s, there was one of them Dee Jay dudes on the rad-ee-oh that sounded an awful lot likes the Gator. Could the Gator have been one of them battery acid drinking, Ketchup snortin' Dee Jays on the talking box in a previous existence?

Thanks for all the kindness and sweet love.

So who is this mysterious and enigmatic Gator? I must know!

Has he been to space? If so, does he have an alien implant? If he suddenly gets into a car and drives 900 miles in nothing but diaper, I think that would answer the question.

[black-fox]

So who is this mysterious and enigmatic Gator? I must know!

Has he been to space? If so, does he have an alien implant? If he suddenly gets into a car and drives 900 miles in nothing but diaper, I think that would answer the question.


Gator is the greatest man in the world next to martin. He is from gainsville and he is an all around badass.

[nation]

So who is this mysterious and enigmatic Gator? I must know!

Has he been to space? If so, does he have an alien implant? If he suddenly gets into a car and drives 900 miles in nothing but diaper, I think that would answer the question.

Gator hates space.

[mooking]

Gator is the greatest man in the world next to martin. He is from gainsville and he is an all around badass.
badass....BADASS....LOL. Here we go again, please stop kissing ass at budlight speed.

[black-fox]

do you wanna like ask me out or something cause im noticing that you keep commenting on me, ask anyone in this thread what i said is ****ing true. doesn't mean its ass kissing.