bestia
08-20-2009, 09:10 PM
Hey Guys and girls ...
Being a new student at scam school I have spent the last week watching previous eps, and picking out my favorite gags
After practising a few of them I went out on the town last night ...
Well here is how I went
Human Chimeny - Worked a treat ... I turned it up a notch, and pretended I was lighting an invisable cig, and that got me a phone number of a cute redheads number as well as a few drinks.
Ash - I had people making bets around me on when it was going to fall off ... (Which it never did) and the winner brought me a top shelf scotch on the rocks (my prefered posion)
Mix and Match - I had two blondes hanging off my everyword with this trick, and had them begging to see it again (Which you never do)
The Bar Thumbcuff - One guy was getting a little annoyed at me because his girlfriend was ingoring him trying to work out the 6 Match sticks 4 Triangle puzzle ... so he was getting a little uppity. This brought me enough time to let the bouncers know he might be trouble (doesnt hurt that I arrived early and made friends with them)
The Disappearing Card trick - This one I changed up a little by giving one of the cute bar maids the Jack of Hearts (as well as a tenner) at the start of the night, So it blew peoples mind when I called her over from the Bar, and she pulls the Jack of hearts from her clevage (which was something I could have watched all night, Damn my rule of not hitting on women while they are at work)
Over all a great night where all I spent was the tenner ... while I need to practise the "Balls of fire" because they just had Tikki Tourches installed in the smokers area ... it was great.
Now to watch a few more eps, and broaden my range
With that report done, now I have to go to work
Nox Bestia ... "The Animal of the Night"
Being a new student at scam school I have spent the last week watching previous eps, and picking out my favorite gags
After practising a few of them I went out on the town last night ...
Well here is how I went
Human Chimeny - Worked a treat ... I turned it up a notch, and pretended I was lighting an invisable cig, and that got me a phone number of a cute redheads number as well as a few drinks.
Ash - I had people making bets around me on when it was going to fall off ... (Which it never did) and the winner brought me a top shelf scotch on the rocks (my prefered posion)
Mix and Match - I had two blondes hanging off my everyword with this trick, and had them begging to see it again (Which you never do)
The Bar Thumbcuff - One guy was getting a little annoyed at me because his girlfriend was ingoring him trying to work out the 6 Match sticks 4 Triangle puzzle ... so he was getting a little uppity. This brought me enough time to let the bouncers know he might be trouble (doesnt hurt that I arrived early and made friends with them)
The Disappearing Card trick - This one I changed up a little by giving one of the cute bar maids the Jack of Hearts (as well as a tenner) at the start of the night, So it blew peoples mind when I called her over from the Bar, and she pulls the Jack of hearts from her clevage (which was something I could have watched all night, Damn my rule of not hitting on women while they are at work)
Over all a great night where all I spent was the tenner ... while I need to practise the "Balls of fire" because they just had Tikki Tourches installed in the smokers area ... it was great.
Now to watch a few more eps, and broaden my range
With that report done, now I have to go to work
Nox Bestia ... "The Animal of the Night"