Best Scam School lines.

[rabidbadger]

Inspired by latest episode 83.

guest: "you didn't learn this in prison, did you?"
brian: "Maybe I'll teach it in prison"
:D

From same ep.

guest: "six years of high schoool and I still couldn't figure it out."

[grahamhancock]

My new favorite (also from Ep. 83)

guest: "Six years in high school and I couldn't figure it out..."

[rabidbadger]

I thought I posted that one too. Gotta love old queens. Especially now that I'm becoming one. LOL.

[grahamhancock]

I thought I posted that one too.

Apparently you did! I glanced over it thinking it was part of your sig. ;) Brian's reaction to that line was the best part.

[rabidbadger]

Gotta dig up the old great lines from ye olde eps. And make this a sticky.

[hellhound]

I thought I posted that one too. Gotta love old queens. Especially now that I'm becoming one. LOL.

Great line.. I'da had to say "my 3 years of high school" since they asked me not too politely to leave their club.

and I guess my gaydar was down.. Filming in the Castro?

[shevaneltaketwo]

One of my favorites was in Episode 23 when Brian says "I'm not going to inhale...That's right you guys inhale...you guys kill yourselves". then right after that he says something like It's not going to been anymore poisonous that smoking a god-damn cigarette". Haha.

Another was in the first live episode when somebody in the audience shouts out "Your virginity!" when Brian asks a girl to describe what's inside the silver box he hands her.

[rabidbadger]

Not scam school, but isolated this (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/210743/marlin.mp3) from this Weirdthings podcast. (http://weirdthings.com/2009/10/weird-things-podcast-the-kraken-awakes/)

[karate_crenner]

Welcome to the episode where i tell you to eat my balls....of fire!