frankiethewaffle
10-27-2009, 03:16 AM
This actually fits this shows' fans more than any other. Believe it or not.
I want to pose a question. Did you ever actually get IT scared out of you? I don't mean number 1 or number 2. I mean all three.
Happened today. (I did reach the john though.)
I was reaching down for something on a shelf, with my head nearly under another. Doesn't a spider drop down an inch from my face. Yeah I screamed a little. Actually, people thought I lit off a bottle rocket. But, a manly sounding bot---never mind that. Forget I said anything about that. This was an "Arachnophobia" spider. One of the parts was so big, I didn't know if it had a poison sack or a compacted colon. Tiger like stripes, uh-uh, not my kind of thing. I smeared it and even laughed about it with others, it was so.........yeah.
"I hope he didn't have friends that will be mad at me.", I said.
15 minutes later, I go upstairs and begin down the hall, I found out, he HAD A FRIEND! Same kind, half way down the hall, dead center, dropping from the ceiling. I jumped back so far I felt like I was flipping around like them people on "So you think you can dance!".
One more and I would have bailed for good. Three is not a coincidence, it would be a lynching.
Maybe it doesn't fit, kinda funny though.
I want to pose a question. Did you ever actually get IT scared out of you? I don't mean number 1 or number 2. I mean all three.
Happened today. (I did reach the john though.)
I was reaching down for something on a shelf, with my head nearly under another. Doesn't a spider drop down an inch from my face. Yeah I screamed a little. Actually, people thought I lit off a bottle rocket. But, a manly sounding bot---never mind that. Forget I said anything about that. This was an "Arachnophobia" spider. One of the parts was so big, I didn't know if it had a poison sack or a compacted colon. Tiger like stripes, uh-uh, not my kind of thing. I smeared it and even laughed about it with others, it was so.........yeah.
"I hope he didn't have friends that will be mad at me.", I said.
15 minutes later, I go upstairs and begin down the hall, I found out, he HAD A FRIEND! Same kind, half way down the hall, dead center, dropping from the ceiling. I jumped back so far I felt like I was flipping around like them people on "So you think you can dance!".
One more and I would have bailed for good. Three is not a coincidence, it would be a lynching.
Maybe it doesn't fit, kinda funny though.