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frankiethewaffle
10-27-2009, 03:16 AM
This actually fits this shows' fans more than any other. Believe it or not.

I want to pose a question. Did you ever actually get IT scared out of you? I don't mean number 1 or number 2. I mean all three.

Happened today. (I did reach the john though.)

I was reaching down for something on a shelf, with my head nearly under another. Doesn't a spider drop down an inch from my face. Yeah I screamed a little. Actually, people thought I lit off a bottle rocket. But, a manly sounding bot---never mind that. Forget I said anything about that. This was an "Arachnophobia" spider. One of the parts was so big, I didn't know if it had a poison sack or a compacted colon. Tiger like stripes, uh-uh, not my kind of thing. I smeared it and even laughed about it with others, it was so.........yeah.

"I hope he didn't have friends that will be mad at me.", I said.

15 minutes later, I go upstairs and begin down the hall, I found out, he HAD A FRIEND! Same kind, half way down the hall, dead center, dropping from the ceiling. I jumped back so far I felt like I was flipping around like them people on "So you think you can dance!".

One more and I would have bailed for good. Three is not a coincidence, it would be a lynching.

Maybe it doesn't fit, kinda funny though.

tsmith15
10-27-2009, 06:58 AM
Why does it have to be Spiders...

tokenuser
10-27-2009, 07:04 AM
Because Snakes on a Shelf would be ridiculous?

wideawakewesley
10-27-2009, 10:01 AM
Not to be a pimp again, but there's a funny section in the latest Weekly Geekly podcast where one of my co-hosts, Mike, talks about a video game scaring him so much he pissed himself. You'll never guess which one! Definitely worth a listen.

lavahot
10-27-2009, 02:34 PM
No, I have never been so scared that I have voided my bowels, bladder, or my stomach. Thank god! I don't think I'd be able to live it down.

axtimus_prime
10-27-2009, 04:28 PM
My wife and I woke up one morning to hear our daughter making weird sounds in the hallway. I looked out and she was just standing there with her head down. When I got closer she screamed and bit me! I couldn't believe it then I started feeling weird and extremely hungry. Suddenly my wife looked like a rotisserie chicken. Not just any chicken either. You know that almost magical one where the skin is just perfectly crispy and delicious. I'm pretty sure THAT was when she pissed and crapped her pants in fear... wait never mind.