24 - Day 6

[fred]

citadel is down

[conorkilpatrick]

Welcome, Schark!

[kwok_talk]

Whoa. Who lives?

Let me guess... Victoria's Secret commercial coming up!

[schark]

It looks Dr. Bashir is toast. Please please please let DB Woodside follow suit.

[fred]

Whoa. Who lives?

Let me guess... Victoria's Secret commercial coming up!

from your lips to God's ears

[fred]

Kwok The Dreammaker

[kwok_talk]

from your lips to God's ears

Called it. Probably wasn't God's ears that it went to.

[schark]

yeah, hello schark

do you post at the main site too?

Would've posted earlier, but it got all intense there. Yeah, I post as Erik S. on the ifanboy site. I don't know why. Everywhere else on the internet, I'm schark, so I think I may change over there, too. I've yet to say anything profound on the board.

[conorkilpatrick]

Sorry I dropped out there for a bit, had to update the shipping list on iFanboy.com. Almost completely forgot about it.

So... that was a close one. I think that Dr. Bashir is probably dead.

[kwok_talk]

Yeah! Finger loosing!

Another country that Jack can't go to anymore.

[fred]

Would've posted earlier, but it got all intense there. Yeah, I post as Erik S. on the ifanboy site. I don't know why. Everywhere else on the internet, I'm schark, so I think I may change over there, too. I've yet to say anything profound on the board.

did I meet you the other night?

[kwok_talk]

Sorry I dropped out there for a bit, had to update the shipping list on iFanboy.com. Almost completely forgot about it.

So... that was a close one. I think that Dr. Bashir is probably dead.

That's all you missed. And 4 repeats of the Victoria's Secret ad for Fred.

[fred]

Yeah! Finger loosing!

Another country that Jack can't go to anymore.

how many different countries embassies can he whack someone in?

[conorkilpatrick]

Next Week! Jack invades another foreign consulate! I'm sure that won't have any dire consequences! Maybe the Russians can F up your other hand, Jack!

[fred]

That's all you missed. And 4 repeats of the Victoria's Secret ad for Fred.

that would be quite a thing to miss

[fred]

Next Week! Jack invades another foreign consulate! I'm sure that won't have any dire consequences! Maybe the Russians can F up your other hand, Jack!
I think they'll get him back on the H

[iSteve]

how many different countries embassies can he whack someone in?

Off to a Soviet gulag for Jack.

[schark]

did I meet you the other night?

Nope. I'm currently in Pittsburgh. My wife and I moved here from NYC about a year and a half ago. Oh, you may have noticed on the ifanboy board that I'm the guy who's expecting a baby in 2 1/2 weeks.

[kwok_talk]

Nope. I'm currently in Pittsburgh. My wife and I moved here from NYC about a year and a half ago. Oh, you may have noticed on the ifanboy board that I'm the guy who's expecting a baby in 2 1/2 weeks.

WOW! Congrats!

[fred]

Nope. I'm currently in Pittsburgh. My wife and I moved here from NYC about a year and a half ago. Oh, you may have noticed on the ifanboy board that I'm the guy who's expecting a baby in 2 1/2 weeks.

oh right. Now I remember. congrats by the way

[schark]

All right, now I have to ignore "The Black Donnellys" and watch my taped episode of "Heroes".

[iSteve]

Nope. I'm currently in Pittsburgh. My wife and I moved here from NYC about a year and a half ago. Oh, you may have noticed on the ifanboy board that I'm the guy who's expecting a baby in 2 1/2 weeks.

Congrats on the impending birth, and welcome to the forum.

[conorkilpatrick]

All right, now I have to ignore "The Black Donnellys" and watch my taped episode of "Heroes".

I'm doing the same. Donnellys is up after Heroes.

[iSteve]

No Donnellys for me, only Heroes.

[fred]

I'm just starting Heroes now too. Donnellys is dead to me. They killed Studio 60. I know it's not their fault, but **** em anyway

[kwok_talk]

All right, now I have to ignore "The Black Donnellys" and watch my taped episode of "Heroes".

The first episode of The Black Donnellys is free on iTunes, so you can check it out there.

[k33k3r]

So does anyone else agree that FOX needs to get some new writers or ideas?

I didn't read most of this thread since it's 50+ pages. So if this has been talked about I apologies.

But anyways. I watch both Prison Break and 24 and oldly they both seem stuck in a loop. That loop being lets kill off another president. No we didn't do that last season. Better yet the two shows almost tried to pull it off in the same week this season.

Both shows were great until the last 5 minutes for me.

Thoughts? Disagree? Agree? Could care less it's crack on tv?

[fred]

it's crack on tv. I don't really care. 24 is really formulaic and if any other show did the shit they do I'd slam them. But it works for me; it's just fun.

[k33k3r]

I'm still going to watch I just want to them to break the cycle and I don't want them to kill off another Palmer.

Kellerman possibly shooting the prez in Prision Break I could care less about I just found it funny That they setup that both shows coudl off their prez in the same week.

[fred]

did you see the commercial for the new Mark Wahlberg movie during PB? It was basically Prison Break the movie

2,000

[k33k3r]

did you see the commercial for the new Mark Wahlberg movie during PB? It was basically Prison Break the movie

2,000

Yeah I saw that a week or so ago and was like Is his name going to be Lincoln?

[fred]

Yeah I saw that a week or so ago and was like Is his name going to be Lincoln?

last night was my first time. I laughed really hard

[k33k3r]

I mean it is a good concept but it was funny that they had the preview during PB

[conorkilpatrick]

That movie is actually based on a book that I really liked (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_of_Impact).

[conorkilpatrick]

I didn't read most of this thread since it's 50+ pages. So if this has been talked about I apologies.

Do you have your settings set to show 40 posts per page? When you do that, the thread is only about 14 pages long... ;)

[fred]

I mean it is a good concept but it was funny that they had the preview during PB

it's all about knowing your audience

[k33k3r]

Do you have your settings set to show 40 posts per page? When you do that, the thread is only about 14 pages long... ;)

Ah I see... didn't know that was possible on this forum. I have corrected that and thanks for making feel like a idiot Conor....

[fred]

that saves so much time

[k33k3r]

that saves so much time

Wow! yeah it does.

[iSteve]

Do you have your settings set to show 40 posts per page? When you do that, the thread is only about 14 pages long... ;)

Forgive me for being thick-headed, but can you walk me through this? How do I change the settings? Where do I go to do that?

[fred]

click on User CP at the top
click Edit Options on the left
3rd block of the page Thread Display Options - it's in there

[iSteve]

click on User CP at the top
click Edit Options on the left
3rd block of the page Thread Display Options - it's in there

Thanks Fred. Got it.

[k33k3r]

Good stuff huh?

[fred]

glad to help

[fred]

ok guys
who's in tonight?
when are we starting? live or padded?

[iSteve]

I can't start until 10. If anyone wants to join me then...

[fred]

who else is in? yes, I'm bumping the thread up - it's time sensitive and I want people to see this

[conorkilpatrick]

I may or may not be - I don't know yet. It's my first day back from WonderCon and I might go spend time with my lady friend.

[fred]

iSteve
Are you watching Heroes at 9?

[acomicbookgirl]

I can't start until 10. If anyone wants to join me then...



Wishful thinking but um.. anyone want to wait until 9pmPST/12midnight EST i'm in..

[fred]

I get itchy thinking about waiting until 10

[acomicbookgirl]

your call.. I don't get to watch it til then...

[kwok_talk]

10pm...

eastern standard?
central standard?
albanian reverse elliptical standard?

[kwok_talk]

Ok. I just started live. I'll keep my posts to a minimum to prevent spoilage.

[fred]

I'm in for 10PM EST

[kwok_talk]

I'm in for 10PM EST

Oh EST. That's not too bad. I just stopped 15 minutes in. I'll come back then.

[fred]

cool
see you there

[kwok_talk]

Anyone starting yet?

[fred]

I'm finishing heroes. need a few

[iSteve]

It's a go!

[kwok_talk]

ok im starting

[iSteve]

Dr. Basher just beemed up.

[kwok_talk]

Logan looks a little Logan (Wolverine) -esque in the opening shots with his hair slightly flipped upwards on the sides

[iSteve]

Does this mean Cy Tolliver will run his whores out of the White House?

[fred]

i'm in now

[kwok_talk]

Don't touch me, or I'll get Rob Lowe to throw a hissyfit at you

[iSteve]

Jack in a foreign embassy - what doesn't that give me comfort?

[fred]

wow, the fascist has balls

[kwok_talk]

I bet those cigar cutters get used in another way 15 minutes from now.

Jack + foreign embassy = one less country that Jack can go to on vacation.

[fred]

logan looks like some kind of crazy emmet kelly clown

[fred]

hello, uh a hobo to see you sir

[kwok_talk]

if he had a flannel shirt on he'd make a good lumberjack. or at least a lumberjack that could plot the assassination of lumberjacks all over the nation.

[fred]

I bet those cigar cutters get used in another way 15 minutes from now.

Jack + foreign embassy = one less country that Jack can go to on vacation.

just saw this and yes definitely

[fred]

if he had a flannel shirt on he'd make a good lumberjack. or at least a lumberjack that could plot the assassination of lumberjacks all over the nation.

ummmm maple syrup

[iSteve]

Hello gulag my old friend.

[kwok_talk]

ummmm maple syrup

Mike & Mike on ESPN were debating whether maple syrup counted as a "sweet" (ie. one of them gave up "sweets" for lent)

[fred]

does the russian guy's twitch make him look like he's trying not to shit?

[kwok_talk]

oh totally forgot about karen.

[fred]

got to love ending a threatening meeting with a handshake and a thank you

[iSteve]

Lumberjack: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars."

Mounties: "He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!"

[fred]

I want to be a girlie
just like my dear pa-pa

[iSteve]

The VP is one slimey @#%&*$.

[kwok_talk]

geez. Why do all the old gnarled people speak so low and softly? I need closed captioning.

[kwok_talk]

I need to sneak past this video camera, so I'll take out my ear piece.

What?

[iSteve]

Cold War - Jack Style.

[fred]

The VP is one slimey @#%&*$.

you weren't kidding

damn

[kwok_talk]

You're breaking international law!

That's soooo season 4

[iSteve]

you weren't kidding

damn

But of course in 24 Bizarro world that means he is probably a good guy.

[fred]

slow down, I'm just getting over Lennox only being a regular evil ****er

[fred]

how does jack speak all the world's languages?

[kwok_talk]

how does jack speak all the world's languages?

Got nothing else to do rotting in a Chinese jail cell.

[fred]

anybody else watch Prison Break? At least he's not sitting around fantasizing about banging his sister

[fred]

well, that is a situation

[kwok_talk]

Haven't really watched it much. Dunno if that is really an incentive.

[fred]

it was a BADASS episode
these three shows tonight have me shot

[kwok_talk]

I think the Prison Break talk is indicative of how uneventful of an episode this has been.

Less talk. More Jack with people's fingers in cigar cutters.

[iSteve]

Buchanan to the rescue.

[fred]

what is gredenko doing for fayed?

the hokey pokey

[iSteve]

Yeah, this one's been kinda slow.

[fred]

why doesn't anyone ever threaten to remove someone's penis with a cigar cutter? I have 10 fingers....

[kwok_talk]

Wait. Why aren't guards just coming in to stop Jack?

Oh yeah. Here comes the torture scene.


OOHHHHHH CRAPPPP!! Expected that, but didnt.

[iSteve]

why doesn't anyone ever threaten to remove someone's penis with a cigar cutter? I have 10 fingers....

I was just thinking the same thing...

[fred]

Who Will Watch The Watchmen?

[iSteve]

No real holy crap moments tonight gentlemen.

[fred]

invade the consulate?

[fred]

No real holy crap moments tonight gentlemen.

I think I'm just drained

[fred]

jack's russian guard trained at the smell-the-fart school of acting

[kwok_talk]

Dang. I was hoping it'd be Logan who shot the dude.

[kwok_talk]

AHHHHHHHH

Rick Schroeder!


AHHHHHH

Aaron and Mrs. Logan!

[kwok_talk]

Who's in for tommorow?

[fred]

I'm in, when, how, who?

[kwok_talk]

I'm in, when, how, who?

I'll be in. I'm DVR-ing it, so I can either watch live or delayed.

[iSteve]

I'm in at 9, if you guys are.

[kwok_talk]

I'm in at 9, if you guys are.

EST? That would be better for me.

[iSteve]

EST? That would be better for me.

Yeah... EST...

[fred]

9 would be sweet. Are we padding? 9:15 maybe? 9 would be ok too. The commercials haven't been bad of late(Victoria's Secret)

[iSteve]

Let's start at 9 - that way we are all at the same scene at the same time.

[fred]

sounds good

[iSteve]

5 minutes to start.

[kwok_talk]

I'm in.

Hey Fred - did your showing of 300 have the Victoria Secret's ad? I thought of you.

[fred]

I came in just as it started so I missed the VS ad

[fred]

I don't think Chloe likes Logan at all

major stinkeye

[fred]

oooh silver spoons

[iSteve]

She's ambivalent.

[kwok_talk]

I'm Doyle, I just transferred from NYPD Blue.

[fred]

She's ambivalent.

sure she is

and morris didn't metabolize

[iSteve]

It's little Ricky Schroder.

[kwok_talk]

non 24-related. NCAA pool is up. Make sure to grab the info before the thread gets buried.

[fred]

little ricky schroder's acting like he fell off that ride-on train and fell on a stick

that mysteriously went up his ass

[fred]

non 24-related. NCAA pool is up. Make sure to grab the info before the thread gets buried.

nice thanks

[kwok_talk]

It's little Ricky Schroder.

I'm hoping Menudo comes in as a strike team.

[fred]

A--TTACK.... OF The killer Jack Bauuuuuuerr

[fred]

DJ Jazzy Jeff will be a villain next season

[iSteve]

Too bad Cap wasn't as invulnerable as our Jack.

[kwok_talk]

DJ Jazzy Jeff will be a villain next season

with a bad russian accent

[fred]

Jack should get an admantium shield

wait, was it vibranium too?

[kwok_talk]

Too bad Cap wasn't as invulnerable as our Jack.

Audrey will show up at the end of the season to unload a shotgun blast in Jack

[iSteve]

Jack should get an admantium shield

wait, was it vibranium too?

That's the ticket.

[fred]

Audrey will show up at the end of the season to unload a shotgun blast in Jack

that would be classic

[kwok_talk]

Ricky's aged quite a bit

[fred]

so she's insane, so what?
thanks tyra

[iSteve]

Audrey will show up at the end of the season to unload a shotgun blast in Jack

After which Gredenko will cause her to remember.

[fred]

Ricky's aged quite a bit

it's the stick

also hard drinking because he's jealous of Alfonso Ribiero

[fred]

After which Gredenko will cause her to remember.

and Morris will metabolize the cosmic cube

[fred]

let's all just throw facts out the window

[iSteve]

Have you seen the Vice President in Deadwood?

[iSteve]

let's all just throw facts out the window

Facts are a mere inconvenience.

[fred]

Have you seen the Vice President in Deadwood?

that was such a good show. I always rooted for Al to kill him. He was such a dick

[fred]

Facts are a mere inconvenience.

It was Assadd with the bomb in the briefing room

Let me check the envelope

You're right

[kwok_talk]

Didn't really watch Deadwood. But I can only imagine what a creep he was on that show.

[iSteve]

that was such a good show. I always rooted for Al to kill him. He was such a dick

He's a dick here too. But I do miss his mustache.

[kwok_talk]

It was Assadd with the bomb in the briefing room

Let me check the envelope

You're right

you sunk my presidential candidacy!

[kwok_talk]

I'm reading Cap #25 during 24 (yes, I'm now getting around to reading it). I heard he dies in this one...

[iSteve]

The VP reminds me of someone... hmmmmm... Oh yeah - "Dick" (Shoot 'Em in the Face) Cheney.

[fred]

The VP reminds me of someone... hmmmmm... Oh yeah - "Dick" (Shoot 'Em in the Face) Cheney.

hasn't everyone accidentally shot someone in the face before and then taken a few hours to decide whether or not to cover it up?

[fred]

I'm reading Cap #25 during 24 (yes, I'm now getting around to reading it). I heard he dies in this one...


NO SPOILERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS S:rolleyes:

[fred]

who gave little ricky a gun?

[kwok_talk]

Aaron's getting a little ex-first lady booty.

[fred]

AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[iSteve]

Yeah - Aaron and Martha are an item.

[fred]

what would I do without that man's produce?

that's one way to put it

[fred]

that really wasn't sarcasm

it was dickism
but not sarcasm

[iSteve]

Aaron looks fit, rested and ready to groove.

[fred]

I think Aaron and Logan should arm wrestle

[fred]

Aaron looks fit, rested and ready to groove.

he's getting insane strange
why wouldn't he?

[iSteve]

Looks like Charles is going to drive Martha right out of her new-found "happy place." "Alcohol, drugs, and paranoia here I come."

[fred]

"Alcohol, drugs, and paranoia here I come."

that was my yearbook quote

[iSteve]

he's getting insane strange
why wouldn't he?

The wild thing with a wild one!

[kwok_talk]

can you metabolize paranoia?

iSteve - I just downloaded hte Bendis podcasts. Thanks!

[fred]

The wild thing with a wild one!

that's the best
I'm not joking

[iSteve]

that was my yearbook quote

Ironically - it was mine too. An inspirational life-motto.

[fred]

almost as good as:
'fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son'

[iSteve]

Hostage: "Don't hurt us."
Jack: "I won't hurt you, but I will kill you."

Ergo being killed must not hurt.

[fred]

cold shit
I won't shake your hand

maybe he's germphobic

[fred]

Hostage: "Don't hurt us."
Jack: "I won't hurt you, but I will kill you."

Ergo being killed must not hurt.

he's so good at it that he can do it gently

[kwok_talk]

New & improved Logan = beard?

[fred]

aaron really should beat the shit out of him

[iSteve]

he's so good at it that he can do it gently

"Killing me softly with his song."

Jack kills with song.

[fred]

New & improved Logan = beard?

new tie :confused:

[iSteve]

Back to prison in his palatial estate.

[fred]

"Killing me softly with his song."

Jack kills with song.

he's also a disco duck
and
he likes kung-fu fighting

[fred]

at the carwash

[kwok_talk]

emotional breakdowns now on sale. get them while you can.

[iSteve]

aaron really should beat the shit out of him

I'd love to see that - especially after Logan tried to have him killed last year.

[iSteve]

emotional breakdowns now on sale. get them while you can.

Being married to Logan would drive anyone to crazy town.

[iSteve]

Have you guys seen Casino Royale? Missed it this past summer.

[fred]

or funky town

[iSteve]

Little Ricky is ready to kick some ass.

[fred]

Have you guys seen Casino Royale? Missed it this past summer.

I haven't either. I want to

[kwok_talk]

Have you guys seen Casino Royale? Missed it this past summer.

Yeah, I'm not a Bond fan, but I really liked it. I think it helped that I have waaayyy low expectations for it. My only complaint is that the movie is about 45 minutes too long. And Daniel Craig looks kinda weird all super buff.

[fred]

what a **** this guy is

[fred]

that guy's totally shitting his pants

[kwok_talk]

im the president! so take that!

[fred]

aaron, will give me a sensual massage in front of president logan?

[kwok_talk]

aaron, let's make out now.

[fred]

you know charles, aaron wears a size 13 shoe

just saying

[iSteve]

Is Aaron afraid of getting Martha stirred up - or hot and bothered?

[fred]

you know charles, aaron has taught me that I'm multi-orgasmic

[fred]

WHAT THE ****? She ****in shanked em

[kwok_talk]

oh crap. kinda expected that but didnt.

[fred]

it was like fox is obligated to show a prison stabbing and prison break's on hiatus so....

[iSteve]

Martha's song:

Won't you take me to
Crazy-town

Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

(To stab my ex-no-good-for-nothing-husband.)

[fred]

I would download that, but only if it made me more Christ-like

[kwok_talk]

Martha, I don't think we can be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.

[iSteve]

I would download that, but only if it made me more Christ-like

Martha was trying to be more Christ-like when she crucified Charles.

[fred]

Martha was trying to be more Christ-like when she crucified Charles.

that's true

loaves, fishes, prison shanks

[iSteve]

I just love crazy Martha. So much more interesting than sane Martha.

[fred]

have we seen sane Martha?

[kwok_talk]

have we seen sane Martha?

for the first 1 minute of her time on this episode. very fleeting.

[iSteve]

For a few fleeting moments last season.

[fred]

wow subarov is about the job

[kwok_talk]

...and that son, is why we can never go to Russia

[iSteve]

Finally, gunfights, explosions, and mayhem.

[fred]

little ricky getting the job done

[fred]

buy that kid a ridiculously large pencil

[iSteve]

Charles is biting the big one.

[acomicbookgirl]

You guys haven't seen Casino Royale?! OMG! You have to watch it! You won't be disappointed. I promise. Then again its the movie where I fell in love with Daniel Craig... That suit.. :o

[kwok_talk]

Time for Logan to collect the paycheck and take a vacation.

[fred]

poor logan as dead as a good president

[iSteve]

Much better than last week's episode.

[fred]

You guys haven't seen Casino Royale?! OMG! You have to watch it! You won't be disappointed. I promise. Then again its the movie where I fell in love with Daniel Craig... That suit.. :o

I'll download it tonight if it'll make me more like jesus

[kwok_talk]

Agreed. Last week was pretty weak.

[fred]

Much better than last week's episode.

definitely. I think last week suffered because we all watched that great episode of heroes first as well

[acomicbookgirl]

I'll download it tonight if it'll make me more like jesus

If you insist. ;)

[fred]

yaaaay nuclear war

[kwok_talk]

Yeah WWIII!

(next week sponsored by DC)

[fred]

If you insist. ;)

with the fishes and the loaves

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm in! Did I... did I... miss it?

[fred]

little late dude

[conorkilpatrick]

That was awesome, though. Even with surprisingly little Jack.

I yelped when Logan got stuck by Crazy Martha.

[fred]

that was awesome. I like to refer to that as 24's Prison ***** moment

[iSteve]

Only nine more hours. Let's start at 9 p.m. e.s.t. Who's in?

[fred]

I'm in for 9

[kwok_talk]

Should be in. Might be multitasking more than expected, so might not be as paticipatory today.

[conorkilpatrick]

I am hopeful.

[iSteve]

3 minutes and counting.

[fred]

i'll be there

[paper]

Aww...I hate Mondays. You guys are gonna be in this thread all night. Now I'm gonna have to study for finals or something.

(Still haven't cracked open my season 1 set)

[fred]

it's on now

[iSteve]

Aww...I hate Mondays. You guys are gonna be in this thread all night. Now I'm gonna have to study for finals or something.

(Still haven't cracked open my season 1 set)

One hour won't matter. The books will still be there.

[acomicbookgirl]

Aww...I hate Mondays. You guys are gonna be in this thread all night. Now I'm gonna have to study for finals or something.

(Still haven't cracked open my season 1 set)

They'll be here for about an hour or so.. Its ok.. I haven't even bought season 1 but it will be first on the netflix list.. ;) Grant it, it takes a lot of questions but i like watching it.. :) Grant it, i have to wait for 3 more hours...

Watch it with the guys, Paper, you won't be disappointed..

[iSteve]

Just a couple of broken ribs and internal bleeding. No problem.

[kwok_talk]

I'll be a little behind. Stupid taxes!

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm starting shortly...

[fred]

hey conor
glad you're in

[paper]

They'll be here for about an hour or so.. Its ok.. I haven't even bought season 1 but it will be first on the netflix list.. ;) Grant it, it takes a lot of questions but i like watching it.. :) Grant it, i have to wait for 3 more hours...

Watch it with the guys, Paper, you won't be disappointed..

I gotta start from the beginning. I'm annoying like that.

Have fun, guys.

[conorkilpatrick]

Recap just ended, let's get it on.

[fred]

what? chloe bend a rule?


never

[fred]

when you say drone, do you mean armed airplane or American Idol fan?

[iSteve]

Los Angeles is the target AGAIN??? Why not San Diego? Or Las Vegas? Or Tucson?