24 - Day 6

[kwok_talk]

when you say drone, do you mean armed airplane or American Idol fan?

Drunken Paula drones killing you with slurred speech

[acomicbookgirl]

I gotta start from the beginning. I'm annoying like that.

Have fun, guys.


I used to be like that... This one you don't have to be.. ;)

[fred]

Los Angeles is the target AGAIN??? Why not San Diego? Or Las Vegas? Or Tucson?

to expensive to move the shoot :rolleyes:


I know that this is probably inaccurate in someway. I was kidding. no need to point out why I'm wrong.

[fred]

Drunken Paula drones killing you with slurred speech

I urge you to vote for Sanjaya. I don't watch it but I've seen him

please help me make it a joke

[iSteve]

when you say drone, do you mean armed airplane or American Idol fan?

Borg!!!!!!!

[fred]

Under Pressure - you could put that in a commercial for toxic waste and I'd want to buy it

[conorkilpatrick]

Milo and Nadia just had a pathetic Tony and Michelle-lite moment.

You can't make us forget that easily, Howard Gordon!

[kwok_talk]

I'm in. I've heard of this "Sanjaya." I've been ordered not to vote for him.

[iSteve]

The VP is just a little too trigger happy.

[kwok_talk]

VP needs his mustache back so he can stroke it while he is being dubious.

[fred]

I'm in. I've heard of this "Sanjaya." I've been ordered not to vote for him.

he sucks dude

in a serious -drunk redneck in the barn kind of a way

see how I'm trying to imply stuff

it was funnier before

[iSteve]

Not LA then. I vote for Las Vegas.

[conorkilpatrick]

VP needs his mustache back so he can stroke it while he is being dubious.

And a bunch of whores and drug addicts to berate.

[fred]

ooooh whores

[fred]

Not LA then. I vote for Las Vegas.

I vote for Alabama

[fred]

jack i still wanna fug you

[conorkilpatrick]

I love Powers Boothe. He's so menacing, it's fantastic. Brilliant casting on that.

[iSteve]

Incestuous moment with former-lover and current sister-in-law. Oooooooo.

[fred]

they also have their height in common

geez - he's a hobbit

[conorkilpatrick]

Oh, sweet Jesus - please let Audrey really be dead. Pleasepleaseplease.

She was a lowpoint in the history of 24.

Of course if this leads to a crazed, unhinged Jack Bauer then it's a win-win.

She's probably not really dead.

[kwok_talk]

The mini-drone made me think of the model of the school in Zoolander that Ben Stiller smashed. "How do you expect people to fit into this!"

[fred]

killed her myself

Had to swing for the fences and help the team

[kwok_talk]

Oh, sweet Jesus - please let Audrey really be dead. Pleasepleaseplease.

She was a lowpoint in the history of 24.

Of course if this leads to a crazed, unhinged Jack Bauer then it's a win-win.

She's probably not really dead.

Sadly probably not. Maybe she'll even be skinnier than she was last season (although I'm not sure that's humanly possible)

[iSteve]

"Let's bomb 'em back to the stone age boys."

[conorkilpatrick]

"Hello, Tom. Did someone push you down the stairs?"

"No Karen, I tripped over your ineptitude."

I literally laughed so hard I missed a whole passel of dialogue.

I love Dr. Larry Fleinhardt.

[fred]

isn't launching an unprovoked nuclear war a pretty big thing to take on in your first 2 hours?

[conorkilpatrick]

isn't launching an unprovoked nuclear war a pretty big thing to take on in your first 2 hours?

Not if you have been planning a coup for a while.

[iSteve]

It's one way to make your mark.

[fred]

Not if you have been planning a coup for a while.

right. sleep deprivation

[fred]

It's one way to make your mark.

and in 2011 we had a mass murderer for president for about 6 hours


'they do remember me!'

[iSteve]

Nuclear war as a motivational technique.

[fred]

Nuclear war as a motivational technique.

I'll stick with the 'Hang in there' poster

[fred]

gabe dimas looks dirtier every episode

[fred]

Hey
They'll answer the did he or didn't he metabolize question

[iSteve]

I love it when Cloe rolls her eyes. So sexy. :rolleyes:

French kissing as a breathalizer test. Whew.

[conorkilpatrick]

The intrigue at CTU this season is a snooooooooooze-fest.

They need to come up with a justification to rehire Nina.

Of course none of these people worked with Nina, but I'd know what an outrage it would be.

[fred]

I love it when Cloe rolls her eyes. So sexy. :rolleyes:

French kissing as a breathalizer test. Whew.

not as hot when a state trooper uses it

[kwok_talk]

I love it when Cloe rolls her eyes. So sexy. :rolleyes:

French kissing as a breathalizer test. Whew.

Thinking of her doing that to Rush Limbaugh (they're still dating right?) will probably kill any sexiness of it.

[fred]

hey a leak

[conorkilpatrick]

Another mole!?

[fred]

Thinking of her doing that to Rush Limbaugh (they're still dating right?) will probably kill any sexiness of it.

what if she's only doing it for the 'hillbilly heroin'?

[iSteve]

Ah the mole sub-plot. I wondered when that would happen.

[conorkilpatrick]

Milo should have clocked Silver Spoons.

[fred]

get the kit

[conorkilpatrick]

Overheard in my apartment:

"He is a poor, poor, poor man's Jack Bauer."

[fred]

Milo should have clocked Silver Spoons.


should've knocked him right off that train

[iSteve]

So if they arrest Nadia, then who's the REAL mole? I'm betting Milo.

[conorkilpatrick]

Hey, San Francisco! A new target!

[iSteve]

Thinking of her doing that to Rush Limbaugh (they're still dating right?) will probably kill any sexiness of it.

You've got to be kidding me - Limbaugh???

[conorkilpatrick]

You've got to be kidding me - Limbaugh???

Not so hot now, is she?

[fred]

http://www.tvguide.com/magazine/covers/newimages/thumbnails/83050701.jpg

[fred]

Not so hot now, is she?

remember a few months ago when he got caught with viagara in costa rica?

changes how funny that is, doesn't it?

[iSteve]

Not so hot now, is she?

Eeewwww. Doin' it with the fat conservative druggie loudmouth. :eek:

I actually have never really thought of Cloe as hot. FYI

[kwok_talk]

Not so hot now, is she?

After seeing this, I hope you weren't planning on eating. Or having a romantic evening. Ever.

[fred]

After seeing this, I hope you weren't planning on eating. Or having a romantic evening. Ever.

now I need some of that viagara he's hording

[iSteve]

After seeing this, I hope you weren't planning on eating. Or having a romantic evening. Ever.

Kwok. You just ruined dessert!

[fred]

totally forgot about Palmer's sister

[conorkilpatrick]

That black bag is coming out soon for Nadia.

I don't think Milo is the leak. Maybe it's Morris. Booze 'ain't cheap.

[iSteve]

A Vulcan mind-meld with Palmer would come in handy about now.

[fred]

nice. choke her why don't you?

[iSteve]

That black bag is coming out soon for Nadia.

I don't think Milo is the leak. Maybe it's Morris. Booze 'ain't cheap.

Maybe the mole is little Ricky.

[fred]

I know what you did last summer

or I still do

whatever

[fred]

has jack been in more than 5 minutes so far?

[conorkilpatrick]

There's always an uncomfortable undercurrent of sexual violence when there's a man on woman interrogation scene... ugh...

[kwok_talk]

Maybe the mole is little Ricky.

I'm pulling for dead Audrey.

[fred]

There's always an uncomfortable undercurrent of sexual violence when there's a man on woman interrogation scene... ugh...

that was super creepy

maybe if was the kid from Boy Meets World......

[conorkilpatrick]

Audrey is going to show up later on wearing a cloak and commanding her hoards to destroy He Man!

[kwok_talk]

Audrey is going to show up later on wearing a cloak and commanding her hoards to destroy He Man!

I envisioned Audrey as Cloak and Curtis as Dagger. The movie will be out in 2009.

[conorkilpatrick]

"I'm gonna need a PDA and a phone."

That's all Jack needs to save the world. Again.

[fred]

"I'm gonna need a PDA and a phone."

That's all Jack needs to save the world. Again.

he will drop them in boiling oil and set them on fire

and they will still work

[iSteve]

Did you see the commercial for the movie, "Disturbia?" Blatant rip-off of Hitchcock's "Rear Window."

[kwok_talk]

he will drop them in boiling oil and set them on fire

and they will still work

He hasn't charged the battery since season 1.

[conorkilpatrick]

I make two five minute phone calls on my phone and the battery is half dead. I think Jack's natural awesomeness recharges the phone while he holds it.

[iSteve]

I make two five minute phone calls on my phone and the battery is half dead. I think Jack's natural awesomeness recharges the phone while he holds it.

Or it's nuclear powered.

[conorkilpatrick]

Wait... wait.. is Kim coming back???

Woooo!

[paper]

Did you see the commercial for the movie, "Disturbia?" Blatant rip-off of Hitchcock's "Rear Window."

That was my reaction too. I seriously expected to see them call it "Rear Window."

[fred]

i vill visper vith an accent

and you vill never undahstan

[iSteve]

Wait... wait.. is Kim coming back???

Woooo!

No way, Kim, but Audrey, I'd bet money.

[conorkilpatrick]

No way, Kim, but Audrey, I'd bet money.

The local Fox affiliate does nothing on Monday but promote 24 and they just showed a clip of Kim and said something like "What do the producers have in store for Kim Bauer? Find out at 10!"

[iSteve]

"San-Fran-Cis-Co Open Your Golden Gates..."

[iSteve]

The local Fox affiliate does nothing on Monday but promote 24 and they just showed a clip of Kim and said something like "What do the producers have in store for Kim Bauer? Find out at 10!"

No, not Kim. I thought we were rid of her.

[kwok_talk]

No, not Kim. I thought we were rid of her.

I'll start setting the mountain lion traps.

(Sorry Conor, I know you like her)

[conorkilpatrick]

VP's gonna be pissed.

[iSteve]

The VP is disappointed that he doesn't get to drop his bombs.

[cloneboy]

The VP is disappointed that he doesn't get to drop his bombs.

oh no he's not

[iSteve]

A nuclear technicality. Fire away boys.

[conorkilpatrick]

"**** it, I'm bombing those ****ers anyway!"

[kwok_talk]

Uh wait. Drone is on fire and doesn't have a smooth landing. Does Galactus have to step on it to set off the bomb?

[iSteve]

I wonder if this VP is related to Cheney. Just sayin'...

[conorkilpatrick]

I'll start setting the mountain lion traps.

(Sorry Conor, I know you like her)

Judging by how often Fox 5 gets the facts right I bet we never see her.

[conorkilpatrick]

(Sorry Conor, I know you like her)

I do.

http://www.sitevip.net/elisha-cuthbert/images/home_07.jpg

I really do.

[fred]

so what if the facts don't support it? and I made the whole thing up?

**** it - let's kill some innocent people

[fred]

I do.

http://www.sitevip.net/elisha-cuthbert/images/home_07.jpg

I really do.

holy ****ing shit. That's the best photo of anyone ever. They're overperforming. Where did you get that?

[iSteve]

I do.

http://www.sitevip.net/elisha-cuthbert/images/home_07.jpg

I really do.

24 Porn....

[fred]

I would pay good money for that

this is not a joke

[kwok_talk]

I would pay good money for that

this is not a joke

Milo and VP nudie pics coming your way. That will be $50.

[fred]

Milo and VP nudie pics coming your way. That will be $50.

this is outside the scope of my request

[kwok_talk]

Now that The Totally Rad Show has a thread, is this going to move over to that forum?

[fred]

I think that it's been here for two and a half months and it should stay here

[iSteve]

I think that it's been here for two and a half months and it should stay here

I'm not following. Are we talking about moving the 24 thread to a new forum? Or are we talking about relocating the iFanboy forum altogether? Does this have to do with the Geekdrome thing?

Forgive me for my denseness.

[kwok_talk]

I'm not following. Are we talking about moving the 24 thread to a new forum? Or are we talking about relocating the iFanboy forum altogether? Does this have to do with the Geekdrome thing?

Forgive me for my denseness.

Oh just this thread. It originally came from the Geekdrome forum. The Totally Rad Show forum just opened (which is like the spiritual successor to Geekdrome), so some could argue it would go there.

[iSteve]

Oh just this thread. It originally came from the Geekdrome forum. The Totally Rad Show forum just opened (which is like the spiritual successor to Geekdrome), so some could argue it would go there.

If that's the case, then I say it's ours now. We so own it. And possession is 9/10s of the law.

[fred]

right and they may have started it but it only lived there for like the first ten posts. We've built it up to the 850+ post monolith that it is now.

[kwok_talk]

right and they may have started it but it only lived there for like the first ten posts. We've built it up to the 850+ post monolith that it is now.

squatter's rights.

[conorkilpatrick]

Oh just this thread. It originally came from the Geekdrome forum. The Totally Rad Show forum just opened (which is like the spiritual successor to Geekdrome), so some could argue it would go there.

That's actually not 100% true.

Geekdrome had a thread and we had a thread, simultaneously. The Geekdrome moderator and I discussed it and we decide to merge the threads (to try to foster community crossover that really didn't happen all that much) and just by random chance it ended up living here and not there.

[fred]

yeah, goddamn leifeld fans trying to move our 24 thread ;)

[iSteve]

That's actually not 100% true.

Geekdrome had a thread and we had a thread, simultaneously. The Geekdrome moderator and I discussed it and we decide to merge the threads (to try to foster community crossover that really didn't happen all that much) and just by random chance it ended up living here and not there.

That's a shame that it didn't have crossover appeal. But it is, hands down, one of the best threads on the forum. Monday nights wouldn't be the same without it.

[fred]

That's a shame that it didn't have crossover appeal. But it is, hands down, one of the best threads on the forum. Monday nights wouldn't be the same without it.

we could theoretically do it there, but I personally would feel weird about building the post count of another show. I know it post count doesn't really mean anything but still.......

EDIT: I post in General Discussion when it's slow here, but that's different because it's not a show. It's not that much anyway. It's not a boost like moving the 24 thread would be.

[conorkilpatrick]

we could theoretically do it there, but I personally would feel weird about building the post count of another show. I know it post count doesn't really mean anything but still.......

Don't worry about it, it's not moving.

[fred]

Don't worry about it, it's not moving.


happy happy joy joy
happy happy joy joy

[kwok_talk]

Don't worry about it, it's not moving.

Yeah! Even if it moved, I love this thread enough to find it wherever it went.

Conor - Busted. You got me.

Fred - I've spent some time in the Gen Discussions here and there. THAT forum is like the "pick a thread topic out of a bowl" you mentioned yesterday (not dissing it, just saying)

[fred]

Yeah! Even if it moved, I love this thread enough to find it wherever it went.

Conor - Busted. You got me.

Fred - I've spent some time in the Gen Discussions here and there. THAT forum is like the "pick a thread topic out of a bowl" you mentioned yesterday (not dissing it, just saying)

it's kind of cool though. You can do stuff over there that I wouldn't necessarily expect to get away with here. They had a thread going for a while called the Rev3 orgy thread.

[iSteve]

They had a thread going for a while called the Rev3 orgy thread.

Whoo-hooo! Now that's what I call an interesting thread.

I checked out some of the threads in General Discussion a couple of times. Fascinated to read one member discussing her favorite sexual positions. Maybe I ought to visit more often.

[paper]

it's kind of cool though. You can do stuff over there that I wouldn't necessarily expect to get away with here. They had a thread going for a while called the Rev3 orgy thread.

Thou dost consort with...with the Outlanders?!

Kidding. Though I have been on this forum during a real dry spell from time to time, I don't think I could keep up with two forums. I'm a monoforumite.

[iSteve]

Thou dost consort with...with the Outlanders?!

Kidding. Though I have been on this forum during a real dry spell from time to time, I don't think I could keep up with two forums. I'm a monoforumite.

Outlanders? What about the Sexually Unrepressed?

Monoforumite - Paper, I do love your use of language.

[fred]

I checked out some of the threads in General Discussion a couple of times. Fascinated to read one member discussing her favorite sexual positions. Maybe I ought to visit more often.

I bet I know who that was.

[iSteve]

I bet I know who that was.

I'm certain you do. :D

I love her avatar!

[fred]

you should see the larger versions. much better

[fred]

who's in for tonight?

[kwok_talk]

I should be in. 9 EST.

[iSteve]

Count me in. 9 p.m. EST.

[fred]

nice. so we're live then?

[conorkilpatrick]

My other fantasy baseball league draft is tonight at 8:30pm, but I'm trying to get out of it.

Clearly, the league is being run by terrorist-lovers.

[fred]

you should go over there with the kit

[iSteve]

My other fantasy baseball league draft is tonight at 8:30pm, but I'm trying to get out of it.

Clearly, the league is being run by terrorist-lovers.

Hey, Conor, I realize that your status is "moderator," but congratulations on reaching the "elite" status number of 1,000 posts.

[conorkilpatrick]

Thanks....!

[kwok_talk]

poop. cable's still out (since last TH). might not be joining.

[fred]

here it comes

[iSteve]

I'm here...

[fred]

is this hour 13?

[paper]

No one's watching Dancing with the Stars?

Shucks...

[iSteve]

I've lost track.

[fred]

has heather mills' leg fallen off yet?

and btw, tv.com confirms that this is hour 13

[iSteve]

has heather mills' leg fallen off yet?

That's what I'm waiting for.

[fred]

I don't eat red foods - is he the retarded green lantern or something?

[iSteve]

Looks like we have a Rainman character.

[fred]

That's what I'm waiting for.

you can wager on it online

[iSteve]

Looks like Little Ricky screwed up.

[acomicbookgirl]

No one's watching Dancing with the Stars?

Shucks...

I'll watch it later tonight...

[fred]

Looks like Little Ricky screwed up.

no train rides for a week

[iSteve]

So the new term for torture is "processing," huh!

[iSteve]

Wake him up, dammit!

[iSteve]

The VP isn't going to like this.

[iSteve]

Constitutional crisis.

[fred]

damnit if you don't stop trying to subvert my coup

[iSteve]

Jack Bauer meet Rain Man.

[fred]

I'm a very good hacker

but only on Mondays

[fred]

I don't eat anything that's red - yeah
no red - yeah

5 minutes till I open a socket - yeah

[iSteve]

So what's the deal with ex-president Chuck Logan? Did he make it to the hospital or not?

[fred]

think he died
can't remember

[iSteve]

I thought it was more implied - like a cliff-hanger.

[fred]

maybe
foggy on it

[fred]

morris saves the day

[fred]

was that a little rapey?

[iSteve]

Making out just after threatened torture seems a little creepy.

[fred]

it was a bit forceful too following an i don't like you conversation

[fred]

can you see this gredenko/timmy thing actually going well?

[fred]

better than I expected

[iSteve]

What's Jack's body count now?

[fred]

12 under Pol Pot's

[iSteve]

For a hero, he sure leaves a lot of bodies in his wake.

[fred]

gotta break some eggs to make an omelet

2xs in the last week I've used that

[iSteve]

Time for a little prepping and processing.

[fred]

get the kit

[iSteve]

Nobody messes with the U.S.

[fred]

holy shit
that's awesome

[iSteve]

Take that, VP! Up yours!

[iSteve]

It IS a coup!

[fred]

scumbag - saw that coup coming

[fred]

that was a good episode. I hope the vp gets mauled by a bear

not bitter, why do you ask?

[fred]

next week looks good too

[iSteve]

O.K., who's in for tonight - 9 p.m. E.S.T.? Just six more hours.

[kwok_talk]

Assuming the lawn gets mowed, I should be in. I never got around to watching last week’s episode. I’m guessing Jack killed people, Chloe grimaced, and CTU has a mole.

[iSteve]

Assuming the lawn gets mowed, I should be in. I never got around to watching last week’s episode. I’m guessing Jack killed people, Chloe grimaced, and CTU has a mole.

I don't think Jack killed anyone. Currently, there is NO mole - just a computer glitch thingy. But yes, Cloe did grimace.

[iSteve]

Tonight's episode should be very good. The VP is launching a coup against President Palmer, who woke up. The VP wants to nuke some Middle Eastern country.

[fred]

I'm in at 9

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm trying to get my iFanboy work done before the show... Monday is quick becoming the night shit needs to get done.

[iSteve]

I'm trying to get my iFanboy work done before the show... Monday is quick becoming the night shit needs to get done.

Hope you can make it, Conor. Not the same without you.

That goes for Kwok too.

[conorkilpatrick]

Hope you can make it, Conor. Not the same without you.

That goes for Kwok too.

Last week was so busy that I didn't watch last week's episode until around 1am last night.

[fred]

come on conor - it's only an hour
and an awesome one at that

[iSteve]

Alright, here we go.

[kwok_talk]

ok i just got in. didnt think i'd make it. I was mowing the lawn and my mower broke halfway through. I have half of a lawn mowed. I look like trailer trash.

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm three minutes behind but I'm in.

[fred]

nice lawn

I'm in now

[iSteve]

Shoot me up, doc! Stat.

[acomicbookgirl]

Have fun guys! I'm watching NCAA..

[kwok_talk]

I was in a coma, now I'm running the country again?

[conorkilpatrick]

For last week's episode I fast forwarded through all the President Palmer in the hospital stuff. Was there a grave medical danger to them bringing him out of the coma?

[fred]

honestly though, how many times can they do the whole challenge the presidency thing?

[kwok_talk]

For last week's episode I fast forwarded through all the President Palmer in the hospital stuff. Was there a grave medical danger to them bringing him out of the coma?

His heart will explode if someone says "bauer" or "milkshake"

[fred]

For last week's episode I fast forwarded through all the President Palmer in the hospital stuff. Was there a grave medical danger to them bringing him out of the coma?

yes, his brain could swell and he could die

[fred]

His heart will explode if someone says "bauer" or "milkshake"

oh yeah and that too

[conorkilpatrick]

Jack's not letting another evil terrorist go with a Presidential pardon like he did with Nina all those years ago. They need to bring her back just so Jack can shoot her.

[conorkilpatrick]

Right now the Vice President wishes he was slapping around some uppity whores.

[kwok_talk]

ooh did you all have the transformers ad? Looks intense, yet doesn't get me any more excited for it.

[fred]

My presidential address as Palmer:

Don't betray me or the American people, if you do I'll kick you in the nuts

[fred]

Right now the Vice President wishes he was slapping around some uppity whores.

who doesn't?

[conorkilpatrick]

Honestly, if I were Nadia I would have walked up to Ricky Schroeder and kicked him in the nuts and then quit.

[fred]

hey, now I'm live

Can Logan fire the VP? or can he pretend he was just doing his job?

[kwok_talk]

did nadia and milo make out in the last episode or something?

uh oh. silver spoons wants in on the nadia action.

[fred]

that's definitely a bad start

[conorkilpatrick]

God, Milo, there's a nuclear threat going on... keep it in your pants for another 12 hours.

[fred]

did nadia and milo make out in the last episode or something?


yes they did

[conorkilpatrick]

did nadia and milo make out in the last episode or something?

Like two high schoolers in one of CTU's many shadowy hallways.

[fred]

God, Milo, there's a nuclear threat going on... keep it in your pants for another 12 hours.

who knows how long they have left

[conorkilpatrick]

Kick him in the nuts! Awww... booo...

Shoulda kicked him in the nuts.

[kwok_talk]

yes they did

yowza. michelle/tony wannabees.

[fred]

I hate that they let him squeak into the job

[conorkilpatrick]

The cabinet is evenly divided... just like this country.

[fred]

ooooh scumbag, maybe not

[iSteve]

The VP is a slimy bastard.

[iSteve]

Sure, let the Supreme Court decide it - they did so well in Bush vs. Gore.

[conorkilpatrick]

At what point is it okay for the President to punch the Vice President in the mouth? I mean, I don't think anyone would object except the weird blonde chick who is obviously banging the VP.

[conorkilpatrick]

Things I Would Like To Not See Next Season
1. Presidential coups
2. Nuclear threat
3. Arab terrorists
4. Anyone named Palmer who is not David.

[kwok_talk]

Things I Would Like To Not See Next Season
1. Presidential coups
2. Nuclear threat
3. Arab terrorists
4. Anyone named Palmer who is not David.

Sister Palmer for a whole season? Nooooooooooo

[iSteve]

Come on Conor, you gotta love Wayne's presidential bald head!

[fred]

I think 2 25th amendment calls in 6 seasons is a bit much

[kwok_talk]

Come on Conor, you gotta love Wayne's presidential bald head!

Milo is enough sexy bald for the show.

[iSteve]

24 takes office politics to a whole new level.

[fred]

there should be a multiverse so they could bring back david palmer

[kwok_talk]

there should be a multiverse so they could bring back david palmer

I have no idea what it is, but enough to know I dont want it.

[fred]

is little ricky trying to get some booty?

[fred]

I have no idea what it is, but enough to know I dont want it.

me too - just being a smartass

[conorkilpatrick]

Milo is enough sexy bald for the show.

That's Morris. Milo is the one that Ricky Shroeder is probably looking to set up.

[iSteve]

Milo is enough sexy bald for the show.

Morris' beautiful baldness.

[fred]

Morris even metabolizes sexy

[kwok_talk]

Is Buchanan losing hair? His hair looks extra poofy to compensate.

[conorkilpatrick]

Oops - bye bye Milo, hello Ricky.

Looks like Milo should have slapped her around and quoted the Qu'ran if he wanted to get with Nadia.

[fred]

You are my chattle

I love you

[kwok_talk]

That's Morris. Milo is the one that Ricky Shroeder is probably looking to set up.

Freudian slip. Maybe I secretly am in love with Milo and his sexy soulpatch and general whiny nature.

[conorkilpatrick]

I miss Jack.

[iSteve]

They cut a deal with Gredenko? WTF?

[conorkilpatrick]

Oh, there he is.

[fred]

I believe his named is pronounced: Gabriel Dimas

[conorkilpatrick]

They cut a deal with Gredenko? WTF?

It's a fake deal.

[fred]

It's a fake deal.

some would call it a foolie

[iSteve]

Oh, there he is.

Not enough Jack these last couple of episodes.

[fred]

thank you deus ex machina er sharon

[conorkilpatrick]

Not enough Jack these last couple of episodes.

Kiefer probably went on a bender.

[fred]

Kiefer probably went on a bender.

that poor action figure

[fred]

don't worry about it
I'm a lyin whore

[iSteve]

Perjure away, Lisa.

[conorkilpatrick]

Wow, the VP really doesn't like to hear any dissent, does he?

Overheard in my apartment, re: the VP:

"It looks like his face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick."

[kwok_talk]

Kiefer probably went on a bender.

The managed to find another Jack Bauer in the multiverse.

Ew. VP and weird chick sexual tension.

[fred]

let me donkeypunch you to show you my gratitude

[iSteve]

She is sleeping with the VP.

[conorkilpatrick]

They're totally banging.

[fred]

They're totally banging.

and it's nasty old whoremonger sex too

[conorkilpatrick]

This guy Fayed is the least charismatic and least interesting villain we've had in six seasons. I'd rather Jack go up against the VP to be quite honest.

[iSteve]

You're on tape, VP. You Nixonian bastard.