24 - Day 6

[fred]

This guy Fayed is the least charismatic and least interesting villain we've had in six seasons. I'd rather Jack go up against the VP to be quite honest.

he could go up against a mountain lion

[conorkilpatrick]

Wooo-hooo!

[kwok_talk]

Oh wow. How many whores will the VP have to exchange for the tape?

[fred]

sure you are hitler

[iSteve]

Thomas Lennox has really grown a pair, hasn't he?

[fred]

Oh wow. How many whores will the VP have to exchange for the tape?

13. I'm all about the whores to tape exhange rate

[fred]

Thomas Lennox has really grown a pair, hasn't he?

Yeah, I don't even want to nail his hand to a moving train anymore

[iSteve]

Speaking of missing people - where's Morris? Hope he hasn't fallen off the wagon again.

[conorkilpatrick]

Tom should be Jack's new partner out in the field. That would rule.

I think this show is suffering from having killed off too many of the supporting cast and then not replacing them with characters and actors that are just as interesting. Except Tom.

[iSteve]

Morris is interesting.

[conorkilpatrick]

President Palmer is going to drop dead or lapse back into a coma.

[fred]

morris could be the perpetual drunk guy

I could see that

[conorkilpatrick]

Morris is interesting.

Yeah, but he's been around a since last season. I don't count him or Chloe or Buchannan as being "new".

[iSteve]

The Prez is going to stroke out and the VP will be back in control.

[conorkilpatrick]

I don't have enough shadowy meetings in abandoned warehouses and buildings and county fairs (apparently) in my life.

[conorkilpatrick]

OMG! Foiled by text messaging11! LOL

[fred]

that's hardcore

[conorkilpatrick]

Oh, god... did he ...

AN AXE!

HE DID!!!

[iSteve]

So saw that coming! Gredenko's arm, that is.

[iSteve]

Florida's ahead 20-15.

[fred]

oh yeah IPEX
feel like they made that for me

[fred]

Florida's ahead 20-16.

nice thanks

[kwok_talk]

Had to pause for a bit. back live. Welcome back president palmer.

[conorkilpatrick]

My local Fox affiliate exists solely now to promote 24 and American Idol.

[kwok_talk]

My local Fox affiliate exists solely now to promote 24 and American Idol.

I have yet to see this Sanjaya sing.

[iSteve]

Jack's kill count is going up!

[conorkilpatrick]

There's no justice like mob justice.

[iSteve]

So much for terrorists' bonds of trust.

[fred]

I have yet to see this Sanjaya sing.

worst singer ever
I can't watch the show because it sucks but I do take time out to vote every for sanjaya at least 5 times every tuesday

[conorkilpatrick]

President Palmer's heart is going to asplode. And then the VP will be in charge and Tom will be marginalized and we will wonder why we spent all that time and all of those scenes on the President vs. The Vice President.

[conorkilpatrick]

Gredenko just found out the hard way that you don't just walk away from having your limb hacked off.

Gredenko... down.
Fahed... in custody.

The only one left in the Vice President...

How many shows are left?

[kwok_talk]

Didn't need that arm.

[fred]

what the ****?

[iSteve]

WTF!?! The Strike? :eek:

[fred]

he's got to feel like the biggest dick ever

[conorkilpatrick]

President Palmer did what?

Whuh... huh...?

[fred]

President Palmer did what?

Whuh... huh...?

and it's all lennox's fault cuz hez a liaaaar

[conorkilpatrick]

Fox 5 New York says that watching 24 could have a negative impact on my health. That's what they teased, anyway. There's no way they are going to actually say that. I hate Fox 5 New York.

[fred]

Your kids may be dying
more at 11

[fred]

was that jack getting shot?

[iSteve]

This is the President's judgment on drugs!

[kwok_talk]

So a friend of mine proposed this theory, which seems out of left field, but somewhat b/c of that seems like it'd have some possibility. In next week's trailer, we see Jack getting shot. It could easily be a "Good thing I was wearing Kevlar" thing, or, which my friend is predicting, Jack dies and Ricky Schroeder becomes the new Jack. :eek:

[fred]

no way, little Ricky is no Jack Bauer

[paper]

I don't even watch the show, but I'd say giving Rick Schroeder the lead role in any television series is like career suicide for all involved. He has the personality of a yellow Gummi Bear.

[acomicbookgirl]

I don't even watch the show, but I'd say giving Rick Schroeder the lead role in any television series is like career suicide for all involved. He has the personality of a yellow Gummi Bear.


Ouch! Its a good show. Grant it, he's not one of my favorite people on it.

[conorkilpatrick]

You can SEE the kevlar vest in the trailer.

[fred]

little ricky is the new chase

[kwok_talk]

little ricky is the new chase

the russian dude beat him to the losing an arm.

[fred]

who's in tonight?

[kwok_talk]

I should be in live. I guess iSteve's still in the mountains?

[kwok_talk]

Here we go!

Ricky calls in Menudo for backup

[fred]

think he's there all week
I'm coming in about 5 minutes late

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm in, but I am forced to go with 20 minutes of pad. I will be lagging behind, obviously.

[kwok_talk]

jack + interrogation = fun show (usually)

[fred]

I'm in now

[kwok_talk]

I'll pause a few minutes just to give you all some catch up time so I don't spoil anything.

Palmer's scar looks kinda janky.

[fred]

did the president just perform an abortion? because usually I end that with a touchdown dance

[kwok_talk]

The ambassador didn't really seem to freak out all that much for a person about to have his country nukes. Protect your job security!

[fred]

nice trick mr president

[kwok_talk]

Fayed's blood and scars kind of look like a fu manchu 'stache.

[fred]

I serve ze vill of gawd

[fred]

ooooooooh pharmaceutical package

now they're going to have fun

[kwok_talk]

a new victoria's secret ad for ya

[fred]

damnit I missed it

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm in... finally.

[conorkilpatrick]

Did I miss CTU finding Dead Gredenko?

[fred]

Did I miss CTU finding Dead Gredenko?

if you did I did too

[fred]

seriously, why does anyone transport prisoners ever? seems to never work

[conorkilpatrick]

Well, that was a risky gambit by the President. Bless his shiny cranium.

[kwok_talk]

Well. That was interesting. I don't remember them picking up G's limbless body either.

[conorkilpatrick]

Why would Jack risk breaking his knuckles and fingers on Fayed's face when he's in a kitchen full of cans and utensils?

Odds that the President strokes out before the day is done? Pretty high, I say.

[conorkilpatrick]

What country is Fayed from? I think it's Kahndaq.

[conorkilpatrick]

"Now we're going to have some fun." Chilling.

[fred]

What country is Fayed from? I think it's Kahndaq.

rumenkestan

[conorkilpatrick]

Hey! Now I get it! President Palmer has that same handshaking thing that Mary Janes has in Ultimate Spider-Man! He's a clone!

[fred]

why's gabe dimas acting stank?

[fred]

He's a clone!

of alex p keaton

[kwok_talk]

I don't know if I like "Jack Bauer-lite" Palmer

[conorkilpatrick]

Nadia likes Little Ricky now? Chicks always dig the bad boys, even when they try to beat and strangle them.

[fred]

he's frayed

edit: Palmer

[kwok_talk]

Why would Jack risk breaking his knuckles and fingers on Fayed's face when he's in a kitchen full of cans and utensils?

Odds that the President strokes out before the day is done? Pretty high, I say.

Conor gets the no-prize!

VP: My time to shine...again.

[conorkilpatrick]

This phone call is ****ed up.

[fred]

holy balls
jack is the coolest guy ever

[kwok_talk]

If I ever get kidnapped, Liefeld will be my distress code.

[fred]

i can agree on leifeld

[conorkilpatrick]

Wow, the general spoke in code?! I'm shocked. I didn't see that coming.

[kwok_talk]

Jack can't even hitch a ride w/o doing it the most intense way possible.

[fred]

Jack can't even hitch a ride w/o doing it the most intense way possible.

that may be the dopest shit i've ever seen
it's so cool that I called it dope
i'm as hip as bob dole

[conorkilpatrick]

When they went into the tunnels I was hoping for this exchange:

Fayed: I didn't kill my wife!
Jack: I don't care.

Jack hitching the ride UNDERNEATH the sanitation truck was indeed dope (let's bring this one back), but was even better was him making a call while down there.

[fred]

again the magical dopeass communication devices of jack bauer

[fred]

jack snapped that ****er's neck like a twig

[kwok_talk]

Oh poor LA, never safe.
Dope neck snap.

[fred]

jack kicks the hell out of 62 guys, calls Van Damme a p_ussy, hangs fayed, and then bangs 34 miss usa finalists

what a story

[conorkilpatrick]

oooh! I read about this fight scene in Entertainment Weekly!

This is dope.

[fred]

that was dope indeed

[fred]

Holy Mother****ing Audrey Raines

[conorkilpatrick]

"Say hello to your brother"? That was ****ing cold.

There was hate in Jack's eyes.

[kwok_talk]

What the dope? Ok. So all the bad guys dead now? Jack Bauer eating a McFlurry at McDonalds for the next 4 episodes.

[conorkilpatrick]

Overheard in my apartment:

Doyle: You've got a call.

Please... no... please, no...

Audrey: Jack?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why can't you stay dead?!?

[fred]

that would be a dopeass arc

don't worry - the rest of the season will be jack going rogue

[fred]

next week looks dope

[kwok_talk]

Us Asians have been the only foreign race to beat (or at least temporarily) Jack.

You may have been able to out shoot or fist fight the others, but now, we challenge you to a math quiz...to the death!

[fred]

and you gave him those cool design/scar/liver spots on his hands

[conorkilpatrick]

Seven more episodes!

[fred]

it's so weird to watch it this way
it's my first time weekly
I don't think I could've sat around and waited for the dvds though
I'll probably watch again when they do

[kwok_talk]

it's so weird to watch it this way
it's my first time weekly
I don't think I could've sat around and waited for the dvds though
I'll probably watch again when they do

Weekly is fun. But there is also nothing like sitting down to watch several episodes at a time, not having to worry about waiting another week to resolve a cliff hanger. Just say good bye to your social life for a concentrated week instead of one hour a week.

[fred]

I've done a season in two days before. that shit'll rot your brain

[kwok_talk]

I've done a season in two days before. that shit'll rot your brain

Gross, yet cool. My brother did that with Lost.

[the-screw-on-aaron]

Me my friend and my family just today watched the latest episode of 24 off Itunes. I usually don't post or look at this thread because of watching the episode about a couple of days after it airs but I felt compelled after last episode to post something about it.

It was a damn good episode! This a 24 at its finest and I loved it, I like now that the legend of Jack Bauer (who I have a very non-homosexual man crush on) is becoming excepted in the show itself.

For example the president saying that “if Jack Bauer says he can't get anything more out of him than we can't” or something to that extent, and the fact that he killed seven people by himself unassisted which for me made my head hurt as me and my friend share a bottle of Jack Daniels every episode and for every person Jack kills we take a shot, needless to say by the time the other agent from NYPD Blue (his name escapes me but I know he was in both shows) says surveying the men he's killed “damn Jack!” We were pretty hammered:confused:

Anyway looking forward to the next episode particularly with that plot twist at the end which my dad thought was the premise of the whole next season as it was hinted early on in the season that he would hunt them down oh well, it's still the coolest thing since cake!:D

[iSteve]

Who's up for tonight? I'll be on at 9 p.m. E.S.T.

[kwok_talk]

I would like to, but want to try and get some errands done before. Hopefully, I’ll be in. Argh. This looks like the beginning of a very fun sub-arc!

Oh, welcome back iSteve!

[iSteve]

Good to be back. Hope you can join in.

[fred]

I'm in for 9

[conorkilpatrick]

I'm not sure how I feel about the direction this season is going. Shifting gears so suddenly is a bit ridiculous.

I dunno... I'll wait and see.

[iSteve]

I'm not sure how I feel about the direction this season is going. Shifting gears so suddenly is a bit ridiculous.

I dunno... I'll wait and see.

I was also taken aback when they wrapped up the main plot so quickly last week and switched to a whole other plot. Even though I have some misgivings, I'm still in. It's Jack.

[k33k3r]

Yeah I dont' understand this either. It's like they can't write a single story line that will last 24 hours now. Cause don't we have like 10 hours left or something like that?

[conorkilpatrick]

Yeah I dont' understand this either. It's like they can't write a single story line that will last 24 hours now. Cause don't we have like 10 hours left or something like that?

Six, I think.

Honestly, this season should have been all about Jack vs. The Chinese, not another rehashed arab terrorist/Presidential coup storyline.

I'm still enjoying it, but this has been the least coheasive season to date.

[k33k3r]

It seems like they are stuck in a plot item loop. Hmm what can we do this season.... Oh lets have someone nuke parts of cali and try to kill the president.

[kwok_talk]

Do we get a super-sized season finale? Jack vs. the Chinese govt. Agreed with Conor, I wish it was like that all season.

[k33k3r]

I just get a feeling like they are setting up for next season already.

[kwok_talk]

It seems like they are stuck in a plot item loop. Hmm what can we do this season.... Oh lets have someone nuke parts of cali and try to kill the president.

Every season, the writers play mad libs:

In this season, the [insert nationality] terrorists plan a [adjective] attack on [insert California city]. Jack kills [insert #] people. Chloe makes [adjective] faces.

[fred]

it's formulaic
they get away with shit that I would never let pass on other shows

[k33k3r]

Yeah just splash in few "We're running out of time" and have Jack curse a few times and they can do what ever else they want.

[iSteve]

I'm here...

[iSteve]

Ah... it's time for "bad" Jack - the one who is forced to do things by his enemies.

[iSteve]

"I've got the VP by the balls, Mr. President."

[iSteve]

It can't be over - there are six episodes left.

[kwok_talk]

Just got back home. watching live.

[conorkilpatrick]

Starting now with 10 minutes of pad.

[conorkilpatrick]

I am sending Jack psychic messages

DON'T GO SAVE AUDREY
DON'T GO SAVE AUDREY

[kwok_talk]

The remaining six hours of the season will be Jack taking a vacation in Aruba.

[iSteve]

"That's right, Mr. VP, YOU'RE FIRED!"

[kwok_talk]

I want a fistfight to the death between the president and VP.

[conorkilpatrick]

I'll be be honest, guys, I'm not feeling this plot shift so far.

[kwok_talk]

Even though he's dealing with the Chinese, I would like a scene like the cover of New Avengers where its Jack getting ready to battle a tidal wave of ninjas.

[conorkilpatrick]

The 24 world is upside down when I find the Presidential B-story more interesting than the Jack Bauer A-story, even with the corny swelling music.

[iSteve]

Chloe: "Morris, I love you, but I love Jack more. I want to have his baby."

[kwok_talk]

Dang I thought Jack was going to shoot Ricky.

[conorkilpatrick]

Chloe: Morris is coming back to his station! There is still 30% left.
Jack: Hurry!

Hurry what? The data stream?

I want to Jack's phone say SEARCHING FOR NETWORK at some point.

[conorkilpatrick]

During this tense oval office scene, Martin Sheen should walk in, look surprised, step back out and look at the door nameplate, stick his head back in and say, "This is not my office!"- Paul Reiser style.

[iSteve]

Where's the Fredster tonight?

[iSteve]

Jack's pulling the ol' "I need to talk to the President because I've saved his life and the country countless times" card. It works every time.

[fred]

Where's the Fredster tonight?

just got back from the hospital with my son. he's ok. I'll be watching after I grab something to eat.

[kwok_talk]

just got back from the hospital with my son. he's ok. I'll be watching after I grab something to eat.
WHAAAAAT? Glad things are ok???

[iSteve]

"Trust me, I'm Jack Bauer."

[iSteve]

Fred, glad your son's okay. Sorry you had to go to the hospital.

[fred]

thanks guys -everything's cool - I'm just set back about 3 hours on my night.

I'm going to go back to where you all started and post/read as I watch after I get some food in me

[conorkilpatrick]

just got back from the hospital with my son. he's ok. I'll be watching after I grab something to eat.

Hope your son is okay. That really put the kibosh on my "Where's Fred? The Chinese got him" joke.

[conorkilpatrick]

The Chinese are in... Los Angeles? Not very smart. Shouldn't CTU just send in a tac-team?

[six-gun]

Hope your son is okay. That really put the kibosh on my "Where's Fred? The Chinese got him" joke.

Emergency room? if so... ugh! My little sister had her lip ripped off by a dog two years ago and sat in an emergency room for 8 hours before seeing anyone!

[conorkilpatrick]

Let's start a New VP pool. It'll probably be Tom Lennox*, but I think it should be Milo or Zombie Tony.

*It might not be him, though, he has another show to get back to.

[kwok_talk]

The Chinese are in... Los Angeles? Not very smart. Shouldn't CTU just send in a tac-team?

Man. When I went over to Hong Kong and China, there were tons of times that I was like, "I could disappear in some dark alley and no one would EVER know or see me again"

[conorkilpatrick]

The blonde chick just gave the VP the "If you're not going to be VP anymore, you're not getting anymore sex" look.

If the President strokes out before the VP resigns, Jack is ****ed in a Sleeper-way.

[kwok_talk]

If the President strokes out before the VP resigns, Jack is ****ed in a Sleeper-way.

Bingo!

Another Victoria Secret's ad for Fred.

[conorkilpatrick]

Man. When I went over to Hong Kong and China, there were tons of times that I was like, "I could disappear in some dark alley and no one would EVER know or see me again"

I feel that way in Chinatown in NYC.

[iSteve]

The blonde chick just gave the VP the "If you're not going to be VP anymore, you're not getting anymore sex" look.

If the President strokes out before the VP resigns, Jack is ****ed in a Sleeper-way.

Conor, you nailed it on both counts.

[iSteve]

Tom and Karen are screwed.

[kwok_talk]

Did we ever revisit Logan and Martha? Or are they just travelling aimlessly in an ambulance somewhere?

[kwok_talk]

Tom and Karen are screwed.

And now, the enemies must become friends to confront a larger enemy.

[conorkilpatrick]

So if Wayne dies that means

- VP Sy Tolliver is now in charge.
- He gets to keep sexin' the blonde.
- Sy Tolliver is going to go after Jack for being a traitor.

What else? What other ripples?

[conorkilpatrick]

Is President Tolliver going to ask for Tom and Karen to resign?

[kwok_talk]

VP: Tom, Karen you must find me some ladies of the night and a bag of chew.

[six-gun]

So if Wayne dies that means

- VP Sy Tolliver is now in charge.
- He gets to keep sexin' the blonde.
- Sy Tolliver is going to go after Jack for being a traitor.

What else? What other ripples?

I'm getting tired of the traitor Jack angle.

[kwok_talk]

Bah. Maybe next week will pick up a bit.

[iSteve]

So if Wayne dies that means

- VP Sy Tolliver is now in charge.
- He gets to keep sexin' the blonde.
- Sy Tolliver is going to go after Jack for being a traitor.

What else? What other ripples?

That's enough for me, but there's always war between the US, Russia, and the Chinese.

[conorkilpatrick]

In the next episode, the VP and the blonde should dress like this:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e2/250px-Ep24_cy_prost.jpg

[iSteve]

Is President Tolliver going to ask for Tom and Karen to resign?

Doesn't look like it - at least not initially.

[iSteve]

In the next episode, the VP and the blonde should dress like this:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e2/250px-Ep24_cy_prost.jpg

Absolutely.

[conorkilpatrick]

Buchanan should call in CTU Agent Bullock to help Jack.

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/754/031685_45.jpg

[conorkilpatrick]

Looks like next week has the bang bang in abundance.

[iSteve]

Looks like next week has the bang bang in abundance.

About @#$% time.

[kwok_talk]

I saw at least one bazooka. That's always a plus.

[fred]

"That's right, Mr. VP, YOU'RE FIRED!"

this scene was awesome

[fred]

and then we're back upstairs in the white house

yeaaahaaah!

[fred]

Even though he's dealing with the Chinese, I would like a scene like the cover of New Avengers where its Jack getting ready to battle a tidal wave of ninjas.

then he kicked elektra in the vag

[fred]

Chloe: Morris is coming back to his station! There is still 30% left.
Jack: Hurry!

Hurry what? The data stream?

I want to Jack's phone say SEARCHING FOR NETWORK at some point.

you know those dumb commercials where 70 guys are climbing a mountain together and the first says something like these guys are my network,

jack's got that but times 50

[fred]

Hope your son is okay. That really put the kibosh on my "Where's Fred? The Chinese got him" joke.

it wasn't the Chinese but my son did meet his first gang members and male prostitute

so that's a milestone I guess

[fred]

Let's start a New VP pool. It'll probably be Tom Lennox*, but I think it should be Milo or Zombie Tony.

*It might not be him, though, he has another show to get back to.

I'm pulling for calista flockhart

she needs food money

[fred]

Man. When I went over to Hong Kong and China, there were tons of times that I was like, "I could disappear in some dark alley and no one would EVER know or see me again"

you could've gotten shanghaied in shanghai

[fred]

so we're all of the opinion that audrey must really be able to **** right?
jesus, that's treason

[fred]

holy shit

jack is the man
I'll die if I have

and mr. president, you owe me

wow

[fred]

The blonde chick just gave the VP the "If you're not going to be VP anymore, you're not getting anymore sex" look.

If the President strokes out before the VP resigns, Jack is ****ed in a Sleeper-way.


he went all: 'I'm forrest. forrest gump' and then plop

[fred]

will someone please kill cy?

[fred]

and little ricky

[iSteve]

Everybody up for tonight's episode? 9 p.m.

[fred]

I'm in live- I'm recording the game so I can catch it after

[conorkilpatrick]

Probably. I'll watch Heroes after.

[kwok_talk]

Should be in. People are all about the Heroes, wish I watched it (I’ll probably wait for the dvds)

[fred]

I'm not sure I care about heroes anymore - I got along fine without it during its hiatus

[iSteve]

I'm recording Heroes to watch after 24.

[six-gun]

I'm recording Heroes to watch after 24.

According to modern ratings, that's not possible

[kwok_talk]

According to modern ratings, that's not possible

Will we ever get the pleasure of your company watching 24 live with us?

[six-gun]

Will we ever get the pleasure of your company watching 24 live with us?

I'd love more than anything to join in. But I live too far away from my antenna to pick up my local Fox Station and it's not availible in my Direct TV package (it's the Discovery Channels-heavy package)

[fred]

It's on now

[kwok_talk]

I'm in. just starting

[fred]

anyone else not so secretly hoping little ricky gets hit by a car?

[kwok_talk]

Ricky learned that move from playing GTA.

[fred]

and jack has gone rogue again

[conorkilpatrick]

Mike Doyle has no chance.

[fred]

Ricky learned that move from playing GTA.

look for him to hit a pimp with a baseball bat next

[kwok_talk]

and jack has gone rogue again

#5 on the most used phrase on 24.

I smell photoshop....(jack's head on rogue's body)

[fred]

Mike Doyle has no chance.

with me - he never did

[iSteve]

I love it when Morris talks all techy - sexy!

[conorkilpatrick]

Was Milo around last season? Does he know Audrey and Jack's relationship with her?

[kwok_talk]

He wasn't around last season

[conorkilpatrick]

He wasn't around last season

I didn't think so. How the hell would he know what Jack would and wouldn't do in relation to Audrey? Hell, how the hell does he know Jack at all?

Tom Lennox is not long for this world, by the way.

[iSteve]

Is Tom Lennox going back over to the dark side?

[fred]

And Lennox is a scumbag again

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u116/fredhosley/rogueJack.gif

[iSteve]

Tom Lennox is not long for this world, by the way.

Agreed.....

[kwok_talk]

Where is Audrey being held?

[kwok_talk]

Well, the Chinese was accurate.

[iSteve]

Well, the Chinese was accurate.

Do you speak Chinese?

[fred]

#5 on the most used phrase on 24.

I smell photoshop....(jack's head on rogue's body)

#4 is: 'I'll send it to your screen'

PS at 1208

[fred]

Do you speak Chinese?

no, it just sounded right ;)

[conorkilpatrick]

Agreed.....

President Sy Tolliver is not going to let him live with that evidence.

[iSteve]

"Is there anything else you need from me?" Loaded question.

[fred]

I'm the President - b**w me

[kwok_talk]

Do you speak Chinese?

Enough to know it sounded right (they spoke Mandarin dialect)

[iSteve]

Oh goody, a White House sleep-over.

[kwok_talk]

#4 is: 'I'll send it to your screen'

PS at 1208

#3 - "Trust me!"

[fred]

#2 - look out for the cougar

[fred]

#1 - 'I need you to open a socket'

[conorkilpatrick]

Reminder to self: Never work with ex-wife.

[fred]

that shit was totally below the belt

she called his ass out

[iSteve]

Morris & Chloe are having a lovers quarrel.

[kwok_talk]

They'll be making out in the computer room by the end of the episode.

(Steve I won't nauseate you by posting another pic of Chloe making out with Rush Limbaugh) :rolleyes:

[iSteve]

Too much talking, not enough shooting.

[conorkilpatrick]

Hawk?

http://www.thrillingdetective.com/images/hawk.jpg

[conorkilpatrick]

Damn, not that Hawk.

[iSteve]

Bill Buchanan and Karen Hayes are in deep @#$%.

[fred]

that's so ****ed up

[iSteve]

Little Ricky needs to have an accident.

[conorkilpatrick]

Methinks Bill Buchanan and Morris are going to be having a pint together after this is all over.

"Women."

"You said it, mate."

[iSteve]

When did Jack have the time and materials to build a bomb?

[fred]

he needs neither time nor materials

[conorkilpatrick]

When did Jack have the time and materials to build a bomb?

Materials - In that duffel bag he's always carrying around.
Time - He can build any explosive device in under two minutes.

[fred]

that diet mtn dew commercial? amazing

[kwok_talk]

that diet mtn dew commercial? amazing

I liked it

[fred]

you know what they do to puppets in prison?

[conorkilpatrick]

If Bill gets ousted, who will be they put as the new head of CTU? Doyle?

[fred]

Bonaduce perhaps?

[kwok_talk]

well...someone's probably sleeping on the couch tonight.

[conorkilpatrick]

If you fire your spouse, who has to sleep on the couch?

[iSteve]

Screw you, Bill.

(See you tonight, hon)

[fred]

that's some cold shit man

[fred]

If you fire your spouse, who has to sleep on the couch?

I'd say the firee - no job no sleep in bed

[kwok_talk]

Karen, I hate you for doing this to me.

(Honey, I put some leftover dinner in the fridge for you)

[fred]

weren't they just torturing her a few hours ago?

[kwok_talk]

next week: nadia's a mole.

[fred]

next week - nadia gets attacked by moles