I hate Dan Trachtenberg

[schrankage]

Yea so, I would list "10 Things I hate about... (1999)" him but instead I'll just mention "A few good (1992)"... things that I can't stand. "The Thing" (1982) I hate most, as you can tell by now, is that all he does is name drop. It seems he can't evaluate and critique the movies he watches based on their own merit, and instead has to dredge up every other movie he has ever seen, ever director whose name he knows how to pronounce, and every fucking writer who has ever worked in Hollywood or Bollywood, or Lichteinsteinnywood.

Also, getting him to sum up each movie is like watching a two day old puppy having all it's teeth pulled out without the benefit of anesthesia. Look, prepare for the fucking show. Or better yet, we have the Internet, there's a 90% chance we already know what the fucking movie is about.

Also, he thought "2012" (1999) (directed by Roland Emmerich who also directed who the fuck cares?) was a good movie. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

I realize this will probably get deleted and perhaps myself banned, but I don't care. I'm not trying to be harsh but... the show would be better if we got to see him tortured within an inch of his life by having to watch "2012" over 9000 times in a row. I just can't help but wonder, am I alone here?

[alicelikesme]

am I alone here?

Why yes, yes you are.

[az0madman]

Didn't he like 2012?

And you're free to voice your opinion. People come on these boards on occassion to say they hate one of the hosts. Does that change anything? Nope. I do hope you feel better though for releasing your thoughts. Have a nice day. :)

[tsmith15]

2012 was a lot of fun, you clearly have no taste in movies at all schrank.

[axtimus_prime]

I have an idea, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW. Why come here and be a dick? If every movie reviewer was the same metacritic sure would be useless right.

[schrankage]

2012 was a lot of fun, you clearly have no taste in movies at all schrank.

Yea, it was a lot of fun. If your idea of fun is being forced to consume a granite slab coated horse manure to be "a lot of fun." There mere fact you would say a movie about the apocalypse, billions of people's lives being snuffed out at the same time, was "fun," speaks volumes about our culture.

[schrankage]

I have an idea, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW. Why come here and be a dick? If every movie reviewer was the same metacritic sure would be useless right.

Oh look at me. I can tack on "meta" to a word so I sound like I know what I'm talking about. I can do that too, metamoron.

[alicelikesme]

Don't feed the troll.

[murphy1d]

Don't feed the troll.

Awww...but he's such a cute little baby troll.

[rabidbadger]

I think he's a hilarious troll. He is at least being creative with his hate.

But everything he hates about Danny are the very things I love about Danny.

[tokenuser]

Anonymous hate online is the new cool.

schrankage was half right about one thing though ...

I realize this will probably get deleted and perhaps myself banned, but I don't care.

Why is it that the worst of the hate always gets preceded by metadicks who try to justify their own actions with a I'm not trying to be harsh but...

[nichboy]

Has anyone pointed out that Metacritic is actually a thing, axtimus_prime wasn't just adding meta to a word to sound intelligent? Though it did sound very intelligent...

[masherscf]

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