Ew, icky! Why did I get this message on this board?

[ariastar]

Private Message: Dear AriaStar


Yesterday, 09:58 PM
dancerj
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Dear AriaStar,

First let me say how I found you. I was looking for domains and I guess you own some.
I was curious to see who you are. I found your whois records and noticed an address. P.O. Box 821650 Vancouver, WA 98682.

I googled the address & This let me to your profile.
When I saw your picture my heart almost skipped a beat. Your pose is so beautifully sexy. And, then the hair. I just want to run my hands through it. Oh what beautiful hair you have. Now don't creap out. OK ?

I had this fantacy that you liked dancing.
So, do you like dancing????
I dance East Cost Swing -- The lessons are free and with no obligation. Just forgive me when I accidentally touch your hair. Or glance at your profile. Just beautiful. OK - the fantacy is over. You're probably too young any way. I'm a young 46.

Down to business. Please tell me what domains you own? I ran accross a couple. You probably have more. So will you share that with me?

You can contact me directly through my email cajeffo@yahoo.com

Cheers,
Jeff

Ew. EW! okay, I'll laugh about this when I get over the icky thought of someone my dead-dad's age running his hands through my hair. *shudders* Okay, so if this guy only sending stuff to me or is anyone else getting it?

(Mods - feel free to go into my PM box and check this out if you want to verify.)

And to think, I felt like I was dating an old guy when an ex of mine is only six years older.

And I don't think I'm ever going to want to go swing dancing again (I love East Coast swing - my favorite ballroom style after the Vienese waltz).

Okay, I'm laughing a bit now.

[masherscf]

That is creepy.

[tokenuser]

Bizarre message. Creepy stalker dude type bizarre ... like, who would recommend East Coast Swing over West Coast?
What next "I'll give you Texas Three Step lessons, and don't mind me while I frisk you for a concealed weapon?"

Actually dance classes are one reason why my wife and I don't dance socially. She wants to dance with me, not creepy 46 yo divorced guy with no life.

[darksydeavenger]

Sounds like a swell guy. :p

[axisds]

I would invest in a solid Louisville Slugger and keep it by your door. It's a little old school but surprisingly effective on unwanted visitors should he ever go as far as to want to meet you.

[magunwarrior]

He sounds like a well adjusted individual.

[ariastar]

Bizarre message. Creepy stalker dude type bizarre ... like, who would recommend East Coast Swing over West Coast?
What next "I'll give you Texas Three Step lessons, and don't mind me while I frisk you for a concealed weapon?"

Actually dance classes are one reason why my wife and I don't dance socially. She wants to dance with me, not creepy 46 yo divorced guy with no life.

I prefer East Coast swing over West. :) Of course, WC was made to allow the dancers to hold drinks in their hands while dancing, which is a point in its favor....

[ariastar]

I would invest in a solid Louisville Slugger and keep it by your door. It's a little old school but surprisingly effective on unwanted visitors should he ever go as far as to want to meet you.

Eh, he thinks I'm in Vancouver, WA. But why the hell the interest in domains? And does he really expect a reply?

[klitzy]

Eh, he thinks I'm in Vancouver, WA. But why the hell the interest in domains? And does he really expect a reply?

I would reply!!

[magunwarrior]

Yeah reply and lead him on some wild goose chase.

[sevver]

send him some of your lewd pics, then arrange to meet him someplace, and tip the cops off. You can tell him you are 14 or something.

[ariastar]

LOL, a friend of mine says the same thing. I was in favor of bombarding his ass with spam and viruses, but I like the goose-chase idea better.

[xibalba]

Some weird people online I say spam him. Didn't ya say you had to deal with this creepy stuff on other boards as well?

[decemberfall]

seriously, sounds like something that would happen to me... he's my dad's age...

[valleyvampiress]

There are a lot of weirdos on the net. When I encounter them I just hit the ignore button. This is one of the reasons I stopped posting pics (excluding one site I'm re-trusting).

[_sorrow_]

send him some of your lewd pics, then arrange to meet him someplace, and tip the cops off. You can tell him you are 14 or something.
I think thats a pretty funny idea. And if not the cops, send some guy you know in a wig the same color as your hair, hiding his face with a newspaper or something... then have the guy scare the snot out of him :p

Generally speaking, i think there are some ups and downs to being one sex or the other, but they tend to balance out pretty well. Thankfully though, girls don't [normally] stalk guys all that much or often.

[valleyvampiress]

I think thats a pretty funny idea. And if not the cops, send some guy you know in a wig the same color as your hair, hiding his face with a newspaper or something... then have the guy scare the snot out of him :p

Generally speaking, i think there are some ups and downs to being one sex or the other, but they tend to balance out pretty well. Thankfully though, girls don't [normally] stalk guys all that much or often.

I don't know about that. I've seen some pretty weird girls do some pretty weird things on the net (atleast they called themselves girls). Ever heard of someone stealing your online identity? It happened to someone online and it was done by a girl. Also seen a girl obsessed with some guy online. Believe it or not, this was all from one message board which I left a long time ago (maybe the board just attracted "interesting" people).

[ArmpitOfDeath]

Do him over for cash :D

Seriously, a 46 year old who can't even spell fantasy. I'd be worried.