If I was a Chicken...

[clickmyface]

Ctrl+Alt+Chicken is great.

Heather and Alex are great , the show is funny and enjoyable to watch. I especially enjoy the sexual tension down in the lab between the scientist and his assistant. It's something we can all relate to.

You guys actually come up with some interesting food (like the monte cristo - I would have never found that online) and you have a good time cooking it. That's what it should be all about.

If I was a chicken I would have an erection right now.

Cluck!

[magunwarrior]

Oooookkkk....

[AriaStar]

Um, who the hell are you?

[ctraider]

I'd be DOING THE F&*KING CTRL+ALT+CHICKEN SHOW!

[frankiethewaffle]

I like the Monte Cristo as well. This is not the first time I had it. Just the first time I made it. First time I had it was at a Bennigans in Fla.

I was a pro wrestler down there for a while. I did some commercials for them to show on the TV show we did. So all was on the house. Maybe that is why I am so fond of the Monte Cristo.

[AriaStar]

I like the Monte Cristo as well. This is not the first time I had it. Just the first time I made it. First time I had it was at a Bennigans in Fla.

I was a pro wrestler down there for a while. I did some commercials for them to show on the TV show we did. So all was on the house. Maybe that is why I am so fond of the Monte Cristo.

Since we're trying to lure in lurkers and not scare them off, I won't tell you how this is necroposting. :)

[frankiethewaffle]

Geeze. You are that worried about my "Netiquette"?

I don't hit these forums much but I am not doing anything wrong by catching things that I have missed.

As a stand up comic I don't have much free time. As I am back home for a while after my Father had his third stroke, I was a little bored and posted on a site that I am interested in.

Before you judge me by your lonely standards, take variables into consideration. You know how my Father has lived so long even after three strokes and two heart attacks? He minded his own damn business.

[AriaStar]

Geeze. You are that worried about my "Netiquette"?

I don't hit these forums much but I am not doing anything wrong by catching things that I have missed.

As a stand up comic I don't have much free time. As I am back home for a while after my Father had his third stroke, I was a little bored and posted on a site that I am interested in.

Before you judge me by your lonely standards, take variables into consideration. You know how my Father has lived so long even after three strokes and two heart attacks? He minded his own damn business.

Calm down. Notice the smilie at the end of what I wrote? Means it's not serious, meant light-hearted. So just chill.

[Zuse]

If I were a chicken?

I would dance...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUcTvhyof8I

[scoobydiesel]

i digg dancin chickens....
But if i was the chicken i'd be like say bock or somethng...whatever chickens say o_O

[AndyM]

If I were a chicken... this would be a horror mini-series.

[esophagus]

I'd be DOING THE F&*KING CTRL+ALT+CHICKEN SHOW!
Aaaagreed.