Nahomi Merida

[fanceygirl]

Nahomi Merida is one of my friends . Its quite a funny story but me and Nahomi Merida were at church and then she just started "peeing herself " so she says. I really think she was getting all into god then had a orgasm lol.



`later Melanie Merida

[black-fox]

what the ****?

anywho black fox is back and kickin it on the forums after having battled hordes of orcs to save a princess who looked like a mules ass, and after i ended up giving her to the orcs i had slaughtered...and they raped her.

anywho that was an interesting battle. and i am now back.

[sevver]

Just Wow!!! That is all I have to say.

[morningbus]

I doubt the veracity of the story you just told.

[nation]

Im not even sure what took place here..

[black-fox]

Its alright.

I can't say that this forum makes much sense /b/eyond the occasional compliment of martins show and a rip roaring bash on joey's hair and an epic rememberance of a tale told by the almight gator.

[klisk]

I think it would make more sense if back in India the men who said "yeah" would eventually say "no". At least "no" to heterosexual intercourse, since it's so incredibly boring these days.

[nation]

This thread is beyond my thought processes

[ariastar]

This thread is beyond my thought processes

Someone's claiming to be a friend of Nahomi with a "funny" story. If this happened to me, I'd end the friendship with whoever thought it in good taste to tell the world something so embarassing.

Basically it's someone telling a lie for attention.

[klitzy]

Basically it's someone telling a lie for attention.

How the **** do you know everything?

[ariastar]

How the **** do you know everything?

I went to this place called school.

[klitzy]

I went to this place called school.

Oh thats what they called it then...

*Klitzy doesnt even get that comment he just made*

[nation]

Oh thats what they called it then...

*Klitzy doesnt even get that comment he just made*

I got it Klitzy thats all that matters

[ariastar]

*Klitzy doesnt even get that comment he just made*

And that's why we love you and why you get to ride on the short, special bus! :D

[nation]

And that's why we love you and why you get to ride on the short, special bus! :D

I ride that shit for free 2!

[ariastar]

I ride that shit for free 2!

Chris, somehow I don't doubt that. :)

[martinsargent]

Stop taking about this Nahomi ***** and talk about me!!!

[tokenuser]

Stop taking about this Nahomi ***** and talk about me!!!Did you piss yourself at the pulpit?

[nation]

Stop taking about this Nahomi ***** and talk about me!!!

Seriously how Awesome is Martin Sargent?

Answer Very...
NOW IN THIS THREAD we talk bout Martin Sargent.

[ariastar]

Stop taking about this Nahomi ***** and talk about me!!!

Martin Sargent was a man! I mean, he was a dragon-man! I mean, no, wait.... That's Trogdor.

[ariastar]

Seriously how Awesome is Martin Sargent?

Answer Very...
NOW IN THIS THREAD we talk bout Martin Sargent.


I stand in reverence and awe of the almighty Martin Sargent. He is the second hottest guy I've ever met and, uh, let's see, what else.... Oh yeah, this guy I kinda know, Max, says that he knows a lot more that Martin about everything tech. But I don't think so. Because my boyfriend, who is the first hottest guy I know, has a golden retriever named Max. And Max the Dog is cute and sweet and Martin the God is, uh, what is he? Oh, failing to hold my interest. Because I'm at work and thinking a million inappropriate thoughts about Hot Guy #1.

[klitzy]

and thinking a million inappropriate thoughts about Hot Guy #1.

These are the types of thoughts I have every second of the day about Martin Sargent....

[martinsargent]

That's enough. Thank you.

[klitzy]

Wait..Wha..Huh..Eh?

[jjallday]

Bring back, Ricky Kang, kthx

[nation]

That's enough. Thank you.

Anything for you Martin

[ariastar]

These are the types of thoughts I have every second of the day about Martin Sargent....

Hot Guy #1 is my boyfriend. I don't have inappropriate thoughts about Martin because I'd feel like I was mentally cheating on Nickolay (I'm that faithful). That's all you, Kev. Have fun with your thoughts of Martin. :)

[tokenuser]

Klitzy is all about Joey. Its gotta be the hair ...

[ariastar]

Klitzy is all about Joey. Its gotta be the hair ...

Joey reminds me of a scruffy puppy you justs want to scoop up and pet and ruffle his hair some more! He's really adorable. His shaggy mop is very endearing.

[nation]

Joey is also smart as a whip!

[ariastar]

Joey is also smart as a whip!

That he is, also the jack-of-all-trades and cuter that Martin. ;)

[rowlodge]

this "merida" might be a code name for joey's other lifestyle.

[black-fox]

what the hell is this shit.

and...i swear to god reading your post ariastar that you said your number 1 was a golden retriever...so that makes me wonder what you are thinking about a dog....

but im not gonna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole so you have whatever fun you wanna have with that golden retriever, i guess they are faithfull so i mean whatever works for you.

aaannnywho nahomijf....suck it. that is all.

[nation]

what the hell is this shit.

and...i swear to god reading your post ariastar that you said your number 1 was a golden retriever...so that makes me wonder what you are thinking about a dog....

but im not gonna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole so you have whatever fun you wanna have with that golden retriever, i guess they are faithfull so i mean whatever works for you.

aaannnywho nahomijf....suck it. that is all.

huh? You win the prize!

[ariastar]

what the hell is this shit.

and...i swear to god reading your post ariastar that you said your number 1 was a golden retriever...so that makes me wonder what you are thinking about a dog....

but im not gonna touch that shit with a 10 foot pole so you have whatever fun you wanna have with that golden retriever, i guess they are faithfull so i mean whatever works for you.

aaannnywho nahomijf....suck it. that is all.

Hey, dumbass, re-read my post. Hot Guy #1 has a golden retriever. I was having inappropriate thoughts about Hot Guy #1, not about his dog.

[black-fox]

well in my mind...im thinking of the golden retriever.

also anything you post will be misread, misinterpreted, and be used against you as in the example of your thoughts on a golden retriever...which im now thinking of. Have a nice day.

[ariastar]

well in my mind...im thinking of the golden retriever.

also anything you post will be misread, misinterpreted, and be used against you as in the example of your thoughts on a golden retriever...which im now thinking of. Have a nice day.

Your inappropriate thoughts about golden retrievers is disturbing. :)

[black-fox]

ya, you lick that peanut butter...oh shi-

didn't realize i was typing that.

[nation]

ya, you lick that peanut butter...oh shi-

didn't realize i was typing that.

Sounds hawt

[black-fox]

oh it was, it was.

[ariastar]

oh it was, it was.

Road Trip reference no one got.

[black-fox]

what the **** are you talking about who does that....i put it on a spoon and watched him lick it and try to get it off of the roof of his mouth, i dont know where you mind is wondering lady but jeez.

[ariastar]

what the **** are you talking about who does that....i put it on a spoon and watched him lick it and try to get it off of the roof of his mouth, i dont know where you mind is wondering lady but jeez.

The movie Road Trip.

[nation]

Never heard of that movie...

[black-fox]

oh i see, then i know what your talking about, i saw that movie. tom green, and those other guys trying to get that one guys girlfriend back when the girl he was with was the better choice and in the end he ended up dating her, mianly because the whole movie he was trying to get a sex tape he sent to his 'girlfriend' of him and this other girl instead of his how are you video. loved that movie.

[nation]

I hate tom green!

[black-fox]

me too. im glad he wasn't the star of the movie, he just had some stupid filler part where he had to take care of one of the characters mice, or snake i can't remember..snake thats it and he tried feeding mice and ended up trying to show the snake by putting the mouse in his own mouth...the mouse had huge testicals.