Elect Your Messiah 2007

[kowgod]

My vote for Infected Messiah has to go to shot-himself-in-the-face kid. When I was like 10 years old, my brother and I found a bullet in the street. We took it home planning to do the EXACT SAME THING as shot-himself-in-the-face kid did. But, before we could gather up the necessary material, my dad ****in took the thing away and drilled a hole in the side of it to drain out all the powder!

****in. Gypped.

Here's to shot-himself-in-the-face kid, who lived out my dream!

[black-fox]

Obviously thats an epic dream to achieve kowgod and you can still achieve it if only you just believe.

Now i have to vote for Lizard kid, but shot myself in the head kid was my close second.

I think of Lizard kid as my hero, and mentor for life, i enjoy his ability to have poisonous lizards bit him in the face without even flinching.


something just occured....bullet in the head kid...and biker fox...same people both wear bike helmets

bullet kid is biker fox from the past who teleported to the future to save old biker fox from an untimely doom of riding over the bullet with his bike and in turn killing future him. So past biker fox save future biker fox by killing himself and causing an interesting rift in the time space continuam.

So again child biker fox saved adult biker fox by hitting a bullet and killing himsef(child biker fox)

[nation]

I was with kowgod for a bit then remembered the Russian psychic.

My thought here is he in fact helped the others achive their powers. Russian kid used his mental powers to make lizzard kid immune to the poison, and killed bullet in face kid because seriously who the hell hits a bullet with a hammer?(Cept you kowgod yo da man)

Look infected army we need a leader who's not dead and doesn't put lizards in his mouth we need one who can cast out and part time like a once powerful Moses. Imagine Russian kid can retrieve future infected podcast so we can be hearing episode 209 right now! Or he can give me the time and date i get laid.

Works for everyone and the hooker i buy!

[smes]

I vote for the shot-in-face kid. I mean if he can survive that, what can't he survive?

[darklighter]

What are we calling that space kid? He gets my vote, for no other reason except he didn't shoot himself and doesn't attach reptiles to his body.

[orggladiator]

I vote for the russian psychic...then he can tell us when Sarge is getting a new show...maybe on Comedy Central.

[black-fox]

so far its looking like the russian psychic, which i dont mind too much myself how would you like a young boy to tell you the future? specially for a campaign of life.