View Full Version : You Vs. Cooter
satori
10-02-2006, 09:20 PM
who would win in a grudge match you, or Cooter
divadawg9234
10-02-2006, 09:21 PM
probably Cooter... I'm not that angry.
harlo
10-02-2006, 09:30 PM
I was going to ask who's Cooter, but that could easily be taken as double entendre.
That being said... who's Cooter? ;)
funnelfish
10-02-2006, 09:32 PM
I would win. Cooter ain't shit! Now sausage on the other hand?
leeahd
10-02-2006, 10:33 PM
mmmmmmmm sausage.
wait a sec that came out all wrong
I have no grudge with cooter.
briangilmore
10-02-2006, 11:34 PM
Sausage beats cooter any day of the week. And if it's a week where cooter wins, i'd call it a weak.
atomusk
10-02-2006, 11:59 PM
Me > Cooter, Sausage pwnds all
now if it was just me and cooter, i'll handle that cooter, but sausage will and always pwnds all
abacusand13south
10-03-2006, 12:28 AM
Cooter for sure, anyone that says different is just a sausage.
satori
10-03-2006, 02:06 AM
I think we may finally have a replacement for rock/paper/scissors, it's called Cooter vs. Sausage... we just have to figure out which one beats which
MuleD
10-03-2006, 02:28 AM
Cooter always wins. I can say I'm tired, I'm sick, I don't want to, but what the cooter wants the cooter gets.
abacusand13south
10-03-2006, 04:01 AM
Cooter vs Sauage is fun but everyone wins when it comes down to 2 cooters.
satori
10-03-2006, 04:21 AM
Can one eat a cooter?
that is certainly one popular option.
superdeformed
10-03-2006, 04:25 AM
Can one eat a cooter?
toastmstrgeneral
10-03-2006, 04:56 AM
Does cooter have access to the General Lee?
originx
12-09-2006, 06:46 AM
So there I was, a cooter versus me. Guess who won?
sugarsickness
12-09-2006, 06:50 AM
mmmmmmmm sausage.
wait a sec that came out all wrongI've had that happen too but I looked it up on the innernets and the shade of green that it was didn't mean something was broken just that I have bad eating habits.
vegasgeek
12-09-2006, 12:19 PM
Cooter wins, flawless victory.
Instead of fighting, I'd make cooter my friend. And give it things.
Like orgasms
masherscf
12-09-2006, 01:57 PM
Instead of fighting, I'd make cooter my friend. And give it things.
Like orgasms
I get whipped by Cooter on a daily basis...
tokenuser
12-09-2006, 03:28 PM
Cooter always wins. Sausage takes a beating every time, no matter how hard the cooter gets pounded.
calvinslug
12-09-2006, 04:29 PM
The original question was me vs. Cooter? Hell yes I'd win. I'm always open for business and Cooter needs a band aid for a few days every month.
As Mr. Garrison said, "Never trust anything that bleeds for nine days and doesn't die."
masherscf
12-09-2006, 06:01 PM
http://www.coquetdale.net/articles/thecheviot/Cheviot%20ewe.JPG VS. https://www.transactionserver1.com/_images/Cooter.jpg
A strange contest... but...
vegasgeek
12-09-2006, 11:05 PM
i hear every time the cooter wins a fight...the other fighter pukes...