View Full Version : Have we seen everything now?
ericjosepi
02-07-2007, 09:30 PM
I know this is beating a dead and rotting horse by now but, now that we've had some dickheaded asshole (to quote Bam Margera) come in, fake suicide and act like a complete ****tard have we seen everything? I mean, that was some of the most messed up shit a person can do.
Thoughts/Opinions?
EDIT: I just remembered Something Awful's Weekend Web (http://www.somethingawful.com/weekendweb/). There are even bigger retards there than we will ever find here!
xibalba
02-07-2007, 09:38 PM
We will probably see something even stupider in the near future. The world is full of people who do stuff like this. Just have to wait and see.
uh what are we talking about?
ericjosepi
02-07-2007, 09:47 PM
We will probably see something even stupider in the near future. The world is full of people who do stuff like this. Just have to wait and see.
Someone stupider... great. Just what the world needs. Can we apply this patch (http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070205) to life yet?
Just seen the other post, wow, just wow.
tokenuser
02-07-2007, 09:51 PM
We will probably see something even stupider in the near future. The world is full of people who do stuff like this. Just have to wait and see.Its the internet. It is full of stupid people.
If you want to see soemthing even stupider on the internet, you should check out Martin Sargent's Web Drifter episodes. Martin has reached then end of the internet, and brings the lunatic fringe to you in the comfort of your own home.
Its the internet. It is full of stupid people.
If you want to see soemthing even stupider on the internet, you should check out Martin Sargent's Web Drifter episodes. Martin has reached then end of the internet, and brings the lunatic fringe to you in the comfort of your own home.
yea I have checked that out before, pretty cool but messed lol.
ericjosepi
02-07-2007, 09:54 PM
Its the internet. It is full of stupid people.
If you want to see soemthing even stupider on the internet, you should check out Martin Sargent's Web Drifter episodes. Martin has reached then end of the internet, and brings the lunatic fringe to you in the comfort of your own home.
The cyber-****ing Machine/whatever that thing is called, is probably the best piece of the Internet that Marty has ever stumbled across.
xibalba
02-07-2007, 10:01 PM
Its the internet. It is full of stupid people.
If you want to see something even stupider on the internet, you should check out Martin Sargent's Web Drifter episodes. Martin has reached then end of the internet, and brings the lunatic fringe to you in the comfort of your own home.
There should be a test people have to take to be allowed online. I believe I've that before. Though it wouldn't be as entertaining.
magunwarrior
02-07-2007, 10:08 PM
Oh noes there's a jackass on the forums, evacuate teh internets!
There will always be stupid people, both in real life and online, you just need to ignore them and always realize that somewhere in an underground bunker there is another troll being made be scientists that will destroy all the other trolls and steal their troll women.
ericjosepi
02-07-2007, 10:14 PM
There should be a test people have to take to be allowed online. I believe I've that before. Though it wouldn't be as entertaining.
1. Will you be using the Internet for:
a. Porn
b. Education
c. Entertainment
d. All of the above
2. How will you behave whilst on the Internet?
a. Like a spoiled child
b. Like a ****ing asshole
c. Civilized, but I know how to loosen up and have fun occaisionally
d. Like I do in real life (http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070205)
3. If you encounter a forum will you:
a. Behave and engage the other members accordingly
b. Come in and takeover because you're just that cool
c. Spam for your penis enlargement pills
d. Whine and moan about how lonely you are to a community of people who don't care
4. Your typical user name is something like
a. RealGurrlNoLying
b. L337357 P3R50|\| 3\/4R
c. Jim42
d. Something involving one of your legal names
ariastar
02-07-2007, 11:39 PM
Awesome, Eric!
I know something we haven't seen on teh internets!
Someone sane, well-adjusted, and not on medication to be that way!
ArmpitOfDeath
02-08-2007, 07:48 PM
a. Porn
b. Education
c. Entertainment
d. All of the above
d
2. How will you behave whilst on the Internet?
a. Like a spoiled child
b. Like a ****ing asshole
c. Civilized, but I know how to loosen up and have fun occaisionally
d. Like I do in real life (http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20070205)
d. i.e. a supercilious smartarse asshole.
3. If you encounter a forum will you:
a. Behave and engage the other members accordingly
b. Come in and takeover because you're just that cool
c. Spam for your penis enlargement pills
d. Whine and moan about how lonely you are to a community of people who don't care
e. Engage the other members with cool penis enlargement pills while moaning.
4. Your typical user name is something like
a. RealGurrlNoLying
b. L337357 P3R50|\| 3\/4R
c. Jim42
d. Something involving one of your legal names
I plead the fifth.
frodosringfinger
02-08-2007, 08:12 PM
who cares...? its the internets.
magunwarrior
02-08-2007, 08:46 PM
Teh internets is life!
xibalba
02-08-2007, 08:59 PM
So when they introduce a port that is placed in the back of yer neck so ya just plug the net into your brain who will be willing to get it? :D
ariastar
02-08-2007, 09:20 PM
So when they introduce a port that is placed in the back of yer neck so ya just plug the net into your brain who will be willing to get it? :D
That reminds me of a painful-looking scene in the Downloaded episode of BSG.
ericjosepi
02-09-2007, 04:07 PM
So when they introduce a port that is placed in the back of yer neck so ya just plug the net into your brain who will be willing to get it? :D
The Matrix has you... Follow the white rabbit.
magunwarrior
02-09-2007, 08:02 PM
no...now we've seen everything.
http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=2311167&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1
ericjosepi
02-09-2007, 10:01 PM
no...now we've seen everything.
http://www.myfoxmilwaukee.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=2311167&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1
Dude, seriously, the whole "ZOMG!!11! DS IS JUST LIKE PSPORNABLE! CALL JACK THOPMSOM!" Is one of the most retarded news stories to come out of the US in the last week. They have the ****ing DS in other countries and this paranoia/FUD story hasn't even been thought out.
Another good one is the Price Shadow Cock one. I swear this whole culture of political correctness and technophobia is going to make me insane. It reminds me of those reports about kids using "leet" when talking with child predators. Seriously, I am so tired of public overreaction to the smallest things and worst possible situation scenarios that it's making me tear my hair out!
Is there something wrong with the US? It seems that some of the most ridiculous and far-fetched crap shows up on the news. Especially Fox but I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole. I guess I'm just tired of the most asinine shit taking priority on the news. The DS is not a child molestors toy. The Prince Shadow Dick thing was merely a coincidence. Really. Prince is a converted Jehovah's Witness. The guy doesn't play some of his racier back catalog.
magunwarrior
02-09-2007, 10:17 PM
Here's Penny-Arcade's take on it...****ing hysterical!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070209.jpg
ericjosepi
02-09-2007, 10:28 PM
Sorry, I lied in my last post, I am touching it. The perpetrator of this new bout of FUD is Fox. If they can't scare the shit out of you with Hannity and O'Reilly out shouting the "liberals" on their "news" shows or 24 depicting scenes of a nuke going off in an American city, they want to scare you in other ways. I swear the entire goal of that network is to scare the American populous into submissive, stagnant, near-comatose fear and paranoia.
I can't take it. It's fearmongering. That's all it is. It's fear under the guise of investigative "journalism."