View Full Version : A Valentine for iFanboy
iSteve
02-12-2007, 05:55 PM
I wanted to throw a little love iFanboy's way for all the hard work that Ron, Josh, and Conor put in each week to bring us audio podcasts, video podcasts and now... these awesome forums to discuss comics to our hearts' content. You rock, guys!
ekval
02-12-2007, 05:58 PM
Should we blow kisses too?
Open mouth?
Tongue?
jurassicalien
02-12-2007, 06:50 PM
Should we blow kisses too?
Open mouth?
Tongue?
I'm willing to give a hug, a firm hand shake even...but that might be it.
Yeah not really down with open mouth kissing to show my love
JAFlanagan
02-12-2007, 07:13 PM
Oh, but my uh, back is so...stiff.
I promise it won't go any further.
that's sexual harassment and I don't have to take it
friggin letch
kwok_talk
02-12-2007, 07:27 PM
Maybe we could get them little cheesy Marvel valentine’s day cards like we used to give out when we were in elementary school with horrible puns– like a picture of Spiderman shooting webs in a shape of a heart and saying “You’re web-tastic!”
jurassicalien
02-12-2007, 07:38 PM
Gotta love those cheesy cards. I always enjoyed the ones featuring Wolverine, something always seemed wrong, him cutting through a heart or something.
ekval
02-12-2007, 07:44 PM
The cards are a good thought, but not nearly as disturbing as the previous images.
Perhaps we could compromise and get them some Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose or whatever that book is cards.
The sentiment of cards, but still nice and slutty...
acomicbookgirl
02-12-2007, 11:57 PM
I thought this would be the one place where people WOULD talk about Valentine's Day... Its unavoidable... :(
mister-s
02-13-2007, 12:54 AM
How about one of those man hugs where you slap each other on the back really hard?
"We're not hugging! We're hitting!"
I thought this would be the one place where people WOULD talk about Valentine's Day... Its unavoidable... :(
don't let it get to you - it's a fake holiday just like Christmas(take that Jesus!)
but what I mean is, VD(like the abbrev?) was invented to make people spend money, feel bad about themselves, and act in ways they wouldn't otherwise the other 364 days of the year. Who needs one day of fake nicities?
acomicbookgirl
02-13-2007, 02:25 AM
don't let it get to you - it's a fake holiday just like Christmas(take that Jesus!)
but what I mean is, VD(like the abbrev?) was invented to make people spend money, feel bad about themselves, and act in ways they wouldn't otherwise the other 364 days of the year. Who needs one day of fake nicities?
Love the abbrev. :)
This is my least favorite holiday... : I'm a negative nancy this time of year
k-dizzle
02-13-2007, 03:55 AM
[QUOTE=fred;61338]don't let it get to you - it's a fake holiday just like Christmas(take that Jesus!)
Damn thats funny! Yeah happy vday, you hard working nerds, and x-tra props to whomever does the video graphics and editing, they are top notch!
conorkilpatrick
02-13-2007, 04:42 AM
Love the abbrev. :)
This is my least favorite holiday... : I'm a negative nancy this time of year
Hey, hey, hey! There's only room for one Negative Nancy around here and you're looking at him. Erm, you're not actually looking at him. But you know what I mean.
the-dude-abides
02-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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the thing about VD is that it's usually never worth the burning and itching
shit confused myself again
VD is dumb though
acomicbookgirl
02-14-2007, 03:14 AM
Hey, hey, hey! There's only room for one Negative Nancy around here and you're looking at him. Erm, you're not actually looking at him. But you know what I mean.
Well... i'm sure you're not Negative Nancy around this time every year.. :p
acbg
have you seen the pull list thread (http://www.ifanboy.com/archive/weblog/february_14th_2.html)yet? It has a Valentine's Day question.
and 1700 bad VD jokes from me
It wasn't like I was alone - I did start it though
acomicbookgirl
02-14-2007, 03:55 AM
acbg
have you seen the pull list thread (http://www.ifanboy.com/archive/weblog/february_14th_2.html)yet? It has a Valentine's Day question.
and 1700 bad VD jokes from me
It wasn't like I was alone - I did start it though
I saw that.. I just posted there.... ;)
drwally
02-14-2007, 01:22 PM
At my age and still single, I have no problems with Valentines day. If a particular calendar day allows you to express a little extra love for somebody special who deserves it, why not? I'm with the original spirit of this thread and iSteve, to wish hearts and flowers to Ron, Josh and Conor for all their hard work and all they provide us. People may think I am too effusive in my compliments, but don't worry, I can be a real b****, I just keep that part of me low key cause this community is so well managed by the iFanboys to be congenial and member friendly, and I appreciate that. I am always honest, so, paraphrasing the words of the great Colbert to a man not fit to lick the boots of the 3 iFaboys (and of course Gordon):
"Can you accept that, that you're a handsome man? You are. OWN IT. There's nothing wrong for one man saying to a man he admires, you're damn handsome, and with a gun to my head, sure."
And Fred, this is my Valentine to you (you know you love it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhf1osjBI-c
And for acomicbookgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ3PgHtaMf8&mode=related&search=
(I searched hard for just the right clip, let me know if I got it right)
And for everybody else, I just want to see all the iFanboy members that contribute to the threads in one place, with an opening theme something along these lines on video, with everybody featured (I'm the old guy that on the train platform):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrPrL3dw78
(The first guy is you, Conor, totally, and you have no f***** idea what a compliment it is to be compared to that guy)
Happy Valentines Day!
that was cool wally - would've been better with berserker in the bg though
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
drwally
02-14-2007, 01:58 PM
that was cool wally - would've been better with berserker in the bg though
In the video I picked for the whole community, Fred, you're the one in the blue hat and beard (wait for it, it's good):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrPrL3dw78
Number of views for this video: 20,099
Just about the best video of Wolverine I have ever seen on the web:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhf1osjBI-c
Number of Views: 17,680
Wow...make that the WORLD wide web...
I'm actually wearing that same outfit right now
<looks around for cameras>
wow
drwally
02-14-2007, 02:10 PM
It's you after Quesada tried to kick you off the roof...
wait, that won't happen until next week
you're not coming from japan to america to steal a sword and save the world are you?
drwally
02-14-2007, 02:23 PM
you're not coming from japan to america to steal a sword and save the world are you?
America? The only sword I'd use there is to hack up vendors that don't know the difference between surface and airmail (like an entire month before I get my f***** trades on that SLOOOOWWW boat to Japan). Otherwise, I leave the cliches to others.... Good luck baiting Quesada. Make sure they get it on video....
I wouldn't actually bait Quesada. I'm tired of it. Daniel Way - whole other story entirely