View Full Version : Thank-you gifts for guys?
AriaStar
02-15-2007, 09:07 PM
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job. I mean, guys aren't usually into flowers or chocolates. What are good thank-you thinks that can be left for a guy to find?
tokenuser
02-15-2007, 09:12 PM
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job. I mean, guys aren't usually into flowers or chocolates. What are good thank-you thinks that can be left for a guy to find?Video rental gift cards.
It might sound cheesey, but I suspect that this is a "minor gift as a thankyou" not a "major present for your birthday" type deal. Other gift cards sound kinda cheap - $10 wont go far at Home Depot or Best Buy, but will get you two DVDs and a popcorn at Blockbuster.
masherscf
02-15-2007, 09:13 PM
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job.
Damn! You nixed my first choice.
A bottle of his favorite beverage is often the best thing...
AriaStar
02-15-2007, 09:24 PM
Damn! You nixed my first choice.
A bottle of his favorite beverage is often the best thing...
LOL!
His favorite bev is water since he wants to give up drinking. His favorite alcohol drink is vodka (duh, he's a Russki), and he and his housemates have half a dozen 2ltr bottles already.
AriaStar
02-15-2007, 09:25 PM
Video rental gift cards.
It might sound cheesey, but I suspect that this is a "minor gift as a thankyou" not a "major present for your birthday" type deal. Other gift cards sound kinda cheap - $10 wont go far at Home Depot or Best Buy, but will get you two DVDs and a popcorn at Blockbuster.
He makes very good use of Netflix already. :)
Damn men, always hard.
CheckMarshall
02-15-2007, 09:25 PM
I always enjoy recieving Best Buy gift cards.
masherscf
02-15-2007, 09:27 PM
He makes very good use of Netflix already. :)
Damn men, always hard.
Then, I guess Viagra isn't the right answer either...
ericjosepi
02-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Then, I guess Viagra isn't the right answer either...
Wii? Nah, too obvious!
Klitzy
02-15-2007, 10:27 PM
Didnt we already have this thread?
masherscf
02-15-2007, 10:29 PM
Didnt we already have this thread?
No dude, that was "Christmas Gifts for men". Next month, stay tuned for "Birthday Gifts for men" followed by "Anniversary gifts for men".
Klitzy
02-15-2007, 10:34 PM
No dude. That was "Christmas Gifts for men". Next month, stay tuned for "Birthday Gifts for men" followed by "Anniversary gifts for men".
...Greaaaat. Cant wait.
Revision3....No longer a replacement for TechTv but instead....Oxygen.
AriaStar
02-15-2007, 11:09 PM
No dude, that was "Christmas Gifts for men". Next month, stay tuned for "Birthday Gifts for men" followed by "Anniversary gifts for men".
Well, each event is VERY different. A thank-you gift isn't as major as an anniversary, but Christmas may be a big bigger and a birthday smaller. :)
AriaStar
02-15-2007, 11:12 PM
...Greaaaat. Cant wait.
Revision3....No longer a replacement for TechTv but instead....Oxygen.
Yo, you want girls here or do you prefer to socialize with just the boys? :)
masherscf
02-15-2007, 11:14 PM
Yo, you want girls here or do you prefer to socialize with just the boys? :)
Cut Klitzy some slack, he just discovered those "funny feelings" about girls...
rhett803
02-15-2007, 11:17 PM
Hmm..... Gift cards are so so, but they also say "I don't know you".
What is he into?
I've been given some subscriptions to magazines from people. Every month I get one, and I think about the person who gave it to me. It also says "hey, I know you like..........whatever........so I got you this subscription."
If he likes beer, get him beeradvocate.com magazine. Technology, Popular Science. Cars, Hotrod, etc, etc, etc.
Yashar
02-15-2007, 11:18 PM
Take him to Benihana
magunwarrior
02-15-2007, 11:19 PM
I'd say just some sort of gift card if you don't really know what to get him.
Klitzy
02-15-2007, 11:34 PM
Yo, you want girls here or do you prefer to socialize with just the boys? :)
....On the internet....."Just the boys" is fine with me.
magunwarrior
02-15-2007, 11:35 PM
Most of the "girls" on teh internets are guys anyway.
Klitzy
02-15-2007, 11:36 PM
Cut Klitzy some slack, he just discovered those "funny feelings" about girls...
......+1 to the "Klitzy is 16" jokes.
xibalba
02-15-2007, 11:39 PM
....On the internet....."Just the boys" is fine with me.
Got to have a lady or 2 thrown in there somewhere. This is the internet so never know how many of the boys are really girls.
Me personally would like cash better than a gift card cause ya can spend it anywhere not just the place it was bought. Even if it's not personal better than nothing.
magunwarrior
02-15-2007, 11:42 PM
Got to have a lady or 2 thrown in there somewhere. This is the internet so never know how many of the boys are really girls.
Me personally would like cash better than a gift card cause ya can spend it anywhere not just the place it was bought. Even if it's not personal better than nothing.
Still cash doesn't really feel very gifty.
xibalba
02-15-2007, 11:45 PM
Still cash doesn't really feel very gifty.
Nope, neither is a gift card its just another form of cash that can only be spent at a certain store. :D
sevver
02-15-2007, 11:46 PM
cash, and possibly a romantic night on the town, all your treat.
mushroom
02-15-2007, 11:54 PM
Got to have a lady or 2 thrown in there somewhere. This is the internet so never know how many of the boys are really girls.
Me personally would like cash better than a gift card cause ya can spend it anywhere not just the place it was bought. Even if it's not personal better than nothing.
I hate gift card i once got $100 gift card to itunes WTF everybody that knows me knows i cant stand Apple and Apple products
mushroom
02-15-2007, 11:57 PM
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job. I mean, guys aren't usually into flowers or chocolates. What are good thank-you thinks that can be left for a guy to find?
How about a surprise hand job or a rim job
magunwarrior
02-15-2007, 11:58 PM
I hate gift card i once got $100 gift card to itunes WTF everybody that knows me knows i cant stand Apple and Apple products
OUTSIDE NAOW!!!
masherscf
02-15-2007, 11:59 PM
......+1 to the "Klitzy is 16" jokes.
Well, you should get in a few "Masher is 38" jokes before I'm 39....
xibalba
02-16-2007, 12:00 AM
Can we not turn this into an anti apple or anti windows thread please?
If cash isn't a choice how bout something techy or how bout the worlds slimmest wallet lol.
magunwarrior
02-16-2007, 12:04 AM
I'll try, but I can't always control the raging fanboyism inside me.
mushroom
02-16-2007, 12:06 AM
Can we not turn this into an anti apple or anti windows thread please?
I wasn't making it an anti any thing thread just that gift cards force you to shop where that person likes to shop at
Dinner and a movie is always good (or gift cards for either). I happen to think that gift cards make the best "thank-you" gifts. You don't want these to be too personal sometimes, but still appreciative in nature.
magunwarrior
02-16-2007, 12:08 AM
Yeah maybe just buy him dinner at his favorite restaurant or something.
xibalba
02-16-2007, 12:11 AM
I wasn't making it an anti any thing thread just that gift cards force you to shop where that person likes to shop at
Noted. But it just takes one comment like that.
tokenuser
02-16-2007, 12:43 AM
OK, if a gift card is out, how about cooking for him?
Leave him a "dinner invitation", and cook up a gourmet meal.
Gourmet doesn't necessarily mean difficult, it just means "something you don't eat every day". If you cook it youself, that is even better.
Want a good Beef Wellington recipe? EASY to cook - impressive to eat.
jjallday
02-16-2007, 01:00 AM
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job. I mean, guys aren't usually into flowers or chocolates. What are good thank-you thinks that can be left for a guy to find?
I'd still go with the blow job if possible. :D
masherscf
02-16-2007, 01:04 AM
Expressing thanks is doesn't need to be hard or expensive. Just get him a nice card and write a thank-you note. Much more and he might think you're psycho.
Klitzy
02-16-2007, 01:11 AM
Expressing thanks is doesn't need to be hard or expensive. Just get him a nice card and write a thank-you note. Much more and he might think you're psycho.
Easy for you to say....You're 38. You guys fart on each other.
masherscf
02-16-2007, 01:21 AM
Easy for you to say....You're 38. You guys fart on each other.
Um...No, But I appreciate the meaning. I actually use flowers. Writing cards is a chick thing.
Klitzy
02-16-2007, 01:39 AM
*Klitzy is confused*
xibalba
02-16-2007, 01:46 AM
*Klitzy is confused*
Old people tend to babble :D
Lupin
02-16-2007, 01:47 AM
a dime bag
AriaStar
02-16-2007, 02:35 AM
Take him to Benihana
Because he wouldn't let me pay.
Most of the "girls" on teh internets are guys anyway.
Several people here have met me in person.
cash, and possibly a romantic night on the town, all your treat.
Yeah. Thing is, last time I tried that, he refused to let me pay for anything. and the restaurant was one of those swanky places where it's easily over $100 per person.
Me personally would like cash better than a gift card cause ya can spend it anywhere not just the place it was bought. Even if it's not personal better than nothing.
He wouldn't accept cash.
*Klitzy is confused*
*Klitzy is 16*
Expressing thanks is doesn't need to be hard or expensive. Just get him a nice card and write a thank-you note. Much more and he might think you're psycho.
He knows I'm not psycho. Screw cards. Maybe a note.
I'd still go with the blow job if possible. :D
We're both at work right now. If I can get him into one of the server rooms again, fuck yeah, he's going to get one. I like doing that!
Can we not turn this into an anti apple or anti windows thread please?
If cash isn't a choice how bout something techy or how bout the worlds slimmest wallet lol.
Tell me about this wallet. Where can I get it?
How about a surprise hand job or a rim job
Can I leave one of those at his desk to find? :) No.
And rim job? Ew!
OK, if a gift card is out, how about cooking for him?
Leave him a "dinner invitation", and cook up a gourmet meal.
Gourmet doesn't necessarily mean difficult, it just means "something you don't eat every day". If you cook it youself, that is even better.
Want a good Beef Wellington recipe? EASY to cook - impressive to eat.
I kinda like this idea, but would it be too close to baking cookies?
Hmm..... Gift cards are so so, but they also say "I don't know you".
What is he into?
I've been given some subscriptions to magazines from people. Every month I get one, and I think about the person who gave it to me. It also says "hey, I know you like..........whatever........so I got you this subscription."
If he likes beer, get him beeradvocate.com magazine. Technology, Popular Science. Cars, Hotrod, etc, etc, etc.
I like the idea of a magazine subscription. He's into tech stuff. A lot. He's a hot techie.
Klitzy
02-16-2007, 02:45 AM
Can I leave one of those at his desk to find? :) No.
And rim job? Ew!
I don't even know what a rim job is....
magunwarrior
02-16-2007, 02:51 AM
I don't even know what a rim job is....
It's better you don't really...trust me.
tokenuser
02-16-2007, 03:09 AM
I kinda like this idea, but would it be too close to baking cookies?No - there is meat involved.
Unless you are making beef cookies, then they are different .... and besides making cookies is BAKING not COOKING. Has Alton Brown taught you nothing??
yourestillmycaesar
02-16-2007, 03:21 AM
I don't even know what a rim job is....
Aw, you're 16. (No way, really?)
Anyways.
Not that you don't seem pretty decided as it is, I'd just say... if you guys have an inside joke... or so... explore it/them and give him something that'll make him laugh.
Depends on his personality though. I utilize this on my best guy friend, but that's because he's all about the lolz.
Yashar
02-16-2007, 04:53 AM
I don't even know what a rim job is....
What about "Tossing the Salad" ?
xibalba
02-16-2007, 04:57 AM
Rusty Trombone
AriaStar
02-16-2007, 05:00 AM
I don't even know what a rim job is....
It's literally kissing asshole (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rim_job).
What about "Tossing the Salad" ?
Tell you what. You're not too far from SF. You can get your salad there. :D
No - there is meat involved.
Unless you are making beef cookies, then they are different .... and besides making cookies is BAKING not COOKING. Has Alton Brown taught you nothing??
Beef cookies...hmmm....
magunwarrior
02-16-2007, 05:30 AM
http://www.warrenpet.com/images/products/03005-72.gif
Well beef cookies are for dogs apparently...
AriaStar
02-16-2007, 06:35 AM
http://www.warrenpet.com/images/products/03005-72.gif
Well beef cookies are for dogs apparently...
Cool! Must get some for Max.
Yashar
02-16-2007, 06:56 AM
Tell you what. You're not too far from SF. You can get your salad there. :D
LOLOLOL
Look up "Rainbow Kiss" "Russian Candy Cane" (definition #2) on urban dictionary.
lsman11
02-16-2007, 12:45 PM
gifts tech guys like for under like.... 80 bucks
1. RAM
2. Couple month subscription to xbox live
3. some nifty ipod accessory
4. pre-order of halo 3 (if available)
5. a couple of those geek shirts (like something with link or mario or ninja turtles or somethin)
man, i really should look into getting a gfriend so i can have some1 buy me this shiite.
tokenuser
02-16-2007, 01:35 PM
If we are talking Geek wear here, I'd throw in a vote for the stuff Fred produces over at MegaGear (http://www.megagear.com/category_s/1.htm). OK, its the merchandising section for his web comic (http://www.megatokyo.com), but they have some great TShirts that have more general geek appeal.
BUT, I think we are getting away from the point. The original request was something that you could subtly leave on a desk - like a box of chocolates (BTW - what makes you think a guy doesn't like chocolate ... or candy in general) or a bunch of flowers.
masherscf
02-16-2007, 03:58 PM
I don't even know what a rim job is....
...Not something you shouldn't worry about. By the time it matters, you'll know. Besides, Cartman's mother gives a pretty accurate discription in the "South Park" movie. Nothing more really needs to be said about it...
tokenuser
02-16-2007, 04:25 PM
I don't even know what a rim job is....Hmmmm ... Klitzy, you should ask your Dad about rim jobs (http://www.grand.canyon.national-park.com/jobs.htm). Your parents might actually be in favour of you expanding your horizons and experiences.
It *would* look good on your resume, and can't hurt for college applications.
Hell, it might even improve your chances with the women if they know you have been down there before. If nothing else, they will be curious and ask lots of questions.
AriaStar
02-16-2007, 08:32 PM
LOLOLOL
Look up "Rainbow Kiss" "Russian Candy Cane" (definition #2) on urban dictionary.
I know what that is. :)
gifts tech guys like for under like.... 80 bucks
1. RAM
2. Couple month subscription to xbox live
3. some nifty ipod accessory
4. pre-order of halo 3 (if available)
5. a couple of those geek shirts (like something with link or mario or ninja turtles or somethin)
man, i really should look into getting a gfriend so i can have some1 buy me this shiite.
XBox stuff. Always good!
If we are talking Geek wear here, I'd throw in a vote for the stuff Fred produces over at MegaGear (http://www.megagear.com/category_s/1.htm). OK, its the merchandising section for his web comic (http://www.megatokyo.com), but they have some great TShirts that have more general geek appeal.
BUT, I think we are getting away from the point. The original request was something that you could subtly leave on a desk - like a box of chocolates (BTW - what makes you think a guy doesn't like chocolate ... or candy in general) or a bunch of flowers.
Well, he complains about how much sweet stuff I make him. :) And I know he hates plants and stuff. He told me.
I thought about leaving a case of beer, but our workplace already supplies that. We have a beer fridge. It flittered through my mind to leave a thong as a hint of more to come, but, um well, even our workplace is no longer sacred. Binary clock? He's got one.
What nifty gadget would a guy like?
AriaStar
02-17-2007, 01:21 AM
I figured it out! On accident.
I was at Barnes & Noble getting the Mr. Boston Bartending Guide (finally!) and saw a Rubik's cube with dogs on it, one being a golden. Now I know he's currently got this thing for Rubik's cubes, and he loves anything with golden retrievers on it. So boom! I got it. Then I got back to work, wrote a note, was going to leave it on his desk, but he was there, so I handed him the cube in the bag with the note, then turned and walked off without saying a word. Well, he ended up loving it. So all's good. Next gift event will probably be a birthday. Though I have some ideas from this thread about just regular things too!
magunwarrior
02-17-2007, 01:23 AM
Glad you found something :D
xibalba
02-17-2007, 01:26 AM
For people who like the Rubik's cube I recommend the 5x5 Rubik's cube as a gift for some occasion.
AriaStar
02-17-2007, 02:29 AM
I had the 5x5 in my hand until seeing the one with dogs. The dogs added the touch needed. He gushed when he saw it.
_sorrow_
02-17-2007, 05:57 AM
Heh, just because of that other thread: Knives.
Generally speaking, not the most functional or exciting gift.. but as you've probably noticed, many guys find it strangely entertaining to have multiple knives around.. :rolleyes:
As for other gifts.. i haven't read the list, because i've been super busy lately (i'm currently stranded in Massachusetts right now :eek: -- but i have internet, lol), but i will say that i'm a sucker for books, but you may want to make sure he is not a book junkie with a reading list longer than debugging output for some new program :cool:
You could also get him an iTunes (or something similar) gift card.. Or just send him Monkey Mail (http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/Default.aspx?cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=c60a15b8410d4bac8460744eb257757a-224992629-W8-2), 'cause its fun :p
ArmpitOfDeath
02-17-2007, 02:10 PM
I'd say just some sort of gift card if you don't really know what to get him.
How about a gift card for a blow job?
xibalba
02-17-2007, 07:27 PM
I had the 5x5 in my hand until seeing the one with dogs. The dogs added the touch needed. He gushed when he saw it.
Still can get him the 5x5 for some other special day.
AriaStar
02-18-2007, 05:20 AM
How about a gift card for a blow job?
Oh, believe me, he doesn't have to even ask for these. I offer them so frequently, even at work (if our bosses only found out what happened...), that no gift card is needed.
Yashar
02-18-2007, 05:29 AM
Oh, believe me, he doesn't have to even ask for these. I offer them so frequently, even at work (if our bosses only found out what happened...), that no gift card is needed.Haha nice.
masherscf
02-18-2007, 11:03 AM
Oh, believe me, he doesn't have to even ask for these. I offer them so frequently, even at work (if our bosses only found out what happened...), that no gift card is needed.
Geez, and I feel bad about posting to forums at work...
AriaStar
02-19-2007, 06:43 AM
Geez, and I feel bad about posting to forums at work...
*grins* I'm sometimes supposed to spend time on forums at work. Last week it was porn forums. Of course that led to some fun teasing during a work meeting. Damn, I love my job.
ericjosepi
02-19-2007, 09:34 PM
*grins* I'm sometimes supposed to spend time on forums at work. Last week it was porn forums. Of course that led to some fun teasing during a work meeting. Damn, I love my job.
Where do you work and are you hiring?
AriaStar
02-20-2007, 10:48 PM
Where do you work and are you hiring?
I don't publicly post the name of my company for a reason - so my activities can't be help against my employers. But I work in Silicon Valley, and I'm sure some division or another is hiring. To work in my department, they like people to have masters degrees. I lucked out.
Okay, aside from the obvious blow job.
I saw the title, I thought blowjob, then I see this.
Well..
No clue.
AriaStar
02-27-2007, 06:50 AM
I saw the title, I thought blowjob, then I see this.
Well..
No clue.
And since those are free-flowing and I beg to get on my knees, a gool ol' blow job is hardly a gift.
I forgot now what I got him. Oh yeah, a Rubik's Cube with dogs on it. Long story why that was perfect.
But hey, another gift-giving reason will come up with yet another post about "Gifts for a guy for whatever" and you can have an answer then. :)