View Full Version : Happy Mardi Gras, iFanboy Forum
iSteve
02-20-2007, 10:54 PM
I've decided to give up self-denial for Lent. Until then, I plan to indulge myself.
I'm giving up stabbing hobos. It's going to be a long 40 days but in the end it will all be worth it
iSteve
02-20-2007, 11:28 PM
Just think, we could parading on Burbon Street tonight - Comic Geeks Gone Wild!!:cool:
and me in my finest tube top
k-dizzle
02-20-2007, 11:41 PM
and me in my finest tube top Is ifanboy collectively Catholic? I thought Ron was Jewish (like me) Josh was a born again Christian and Connor was a staunch atheist. As far as tube tops go, that’s a big no no. I will have my wife go through my haberdashery and lay out my finest yarmulke.
iSteve
02-20-2007, 11:45 PM
iFanboys are non-denominational party monkies.
I practice Alan Moore's snake religion myself
k-dizzle
02-20-2007, 11:52 PM
I practice Alan Moore's snake religion myself I read about this. He only practices it because it was proven to be a hoax. DAmn hes a strange one.
k-dizzle
02-21-2007, 12:56 AM
thass what I luv abotem
whats it called? Id like to look it up, and maybe convert.
it's called warshippydesnakeism
k-dizzle
02-21-2007, 02:54 AM
No really, whats it called?
onanism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan)
ok maybe not
acomicbookgirl
02-21-2007, 03:00 AM
and me in my finest tube top
I want to see an avatar of that! :p
the world is not ready to have that level of sexy dropped on it
k-dizzle
02-21-2007, 03:02 AM
onanism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan)
ok maybe not
Thanks Fred. I was born a snake handler and Ill die a snake handler.
you see that's what makes it clever
acomicbookgirl
02-21-2007, 03:06 AM
the world is not ready to have that level of sexy dropped on it
Do you not want to bring sexy back? :p
I've been there and done that. This would break the internet
Thanks Fred. I was born a snake handler and Ill die a snake handler.
I was just reading through the wiki entry and this is by far the funniest line;
More evidence is contained in Leviticus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus) 15 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=15&src=), which discusses the ritual impurity resulting from heterosexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosexual_intercourse) (15:18 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=15:18&src=!)) separately from that resulting from ejaculation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation) (16-17 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=16-17&src=!)), implying that masturbation is not a capital offense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_offense).
Which makes me say: 'thanks, I think'
k-dizzle
02-21-2007, 04:03 AM
I was just reading through the wiki entry and this is by far the funniest line;
More evidence is contained in Leviticus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus) 15 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=15&src=), which discusses the ritual impurity resulting from heterosexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heterosexual_intercourse) (15:18 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=15:18&src=!)) separately from that resulting from ejaculation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation) (16-17 (http://php.ug.cs.usyd.edu.au/~jnot4610/bibref.php?book=%20Lev&verse=16-17&src=!)), implying that masturbation is not a capital offense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_offense).
Which makes me say: 'thanks, I think'
God says your welcome.